01x02 - Enter the Cuervo/A Fistful of Collars

[bunniefuu]

[Tiger roaring]

Narrator:miracle city.

A spicy cesspool of crime and

Villainy.

This is the story of manny

Rivera, better known as...

El tigre!

Son of the legendary hero,

White pantera!

Grandson of the evil

Supervillain, puma loco!

[♪...]

Crowd: el tigre!

Crowd: el tigre! El tigre!

El tigre!

[Growling]

[Growling]

Crowd: el tigre!

Crowd: el tigre! [♪...]

[♪...]

[Crow cawing]

Frida:hombres y chicas,get

Your invites to the most awesome

Event in human history: my

Birthday party.

With special musical guest: me,

Frida suarez, and my band, the

Atomic sombreros.

[♪...]

[Cheering]

Here you go.

Plenty for everyone.

Love the mohawk, lupita.

Keep it moving.

[General conversation]

Thanks, manny.

Anything for my best pal.

So, you ready for the

Coolest, most exclusive party in

Town?

Exclusive?

You invited everyone, even

Umberto.

[Goat choking]

No, I didn't invite...

No, I didn't invite... Zoe aves.

Zoe aves.

What?

You still mad at her?

Duh.

Remember the fingerpaint thing?

[♪...]

[Screaming]

[Sobbing]

[Screaming]

And the "kick me" thing?

[Screaming and scuffling]

[Growling]

And the savage bear att*ck

Thing?

[Laughing]

Ah, you got to let that stuff

Go, frida.

Also, she once told everyone

At school you had a perm.

[Gasping]

She must pay!

Forget about zoe.

We've got party prep to do.

I'm on it.

Ooh, but first, I want to give

You your present a little early.

[Gasping]

You made me a frida belt buckle,

Just like yours!

[Metal scraping]

Awesome!

Wait, you're still gonna make my

Birthday piñata, aren't you?

Of course.

And this year, it's gonna be

Bigger and better than ever.

Manny, you're the bestest

Best friend intodo el mundo.

I'd hug you if it didn't totally

Gross me out.

Taking that as a compliment.

Well, I got to start on that

Piñata.

And I got to pee.

How dare she not invite me to

That party I would not be caught

Dead at?

Vendetta.

Frida suarez, I will have my

Revenge.

[Rustling]

And I'll use your best friend to

Get it, for i, zoe aves, am

Secretly...

[Crow cawing]

Black cuervo.

This must remain our secret,

Goat.

[Goat bleating]

[♪...]

You don't understand.

This is a very special piñata

I'm making.

I need some cardboard with

Style.

[Siren blaring]

[expl*si*n]

[Gasping]

Miss digita, pushing a baby

Carriage, and dragging a box of

Kittens!

[Tiger growling]

[Alarm beeping]

Well, that's enough law

Enforcement for one night.

Oh, thank you, el tigre.

Hey!

Nobody crashes grandmommies in

My town, you fiendish...

Girl?

Girl? Hey!

Hey!

Since you're a lady, I'll go

Easy...

Who are you?

I am known as black cuervo,

But you may call me "ooph."

Ooh?

Yes, as in...

[Grunting]

Now that I'm warmed up, here's

Anespecialmove that has taken

Me years to master.

Me years to master. Behold, the spinning armadillo.

Behold, the spinning armadillo.

Not bad, but I think you

Not bad, but I think you meant to do this.

Meant to do this.

Ooh.

You got to teach me how to do

That.

Teach a do-gooder like you?

No way.

Hey, I'm bad.

I mean, I can be bad.

I might be.

Really bad.

Yes, well, I might be on this

Roof tomorrow night, and I might

Teach you that move.

Adios, kiddo.

Adios,black cuervo.

[School bell ringing]

Manny, what happened?

Well, i, uh, tripped on a

Girl.

Step, on a step.

Oh, well, don't forget to

Come over tonight to set up for

The party.

It's only three days away.

Tonight?

Oh, I don't know if i...

Of course I'm coming over

Tonight.

What are best pals for?

Awesome!

See you at :.

And don't forget the piñata.

The piñata!

I mean, the piñata!

If I skip dinner, I can finish

The piñata before...

[Thunder]

No time.

Oh, promised frida I would...

[Thunder]

I'll just say hi.

Oh, it's you.

I just happened to be jumping

Around rooftops, with cardboard.

Ready to be bad?

Uh, about that.

See, I promised my friend I'd

Help her with...

Huh, I knew it.

You're just another

Goody-two-shoes.

No, eltigre is the baddest

Macho in all of miracle city.

Handsome and evil, eh?

Well, let's go, bad man.

After you, my sweet.

After you, my sweet. [Motor revving]

[Motor revving]

[Siren blaring]

[People screaming]

[People screaming] [sirens blaring]

[Sirens blaring]

[Ringing]

[Ringing] [expl*si*n]

[expl*si*n]

Frida, frida.

Where have you been?

I'm only six hours late.

You're two days and six hours

Late.

The party is tomorrow.

Now, go home.

Frida?

Frida?

Frida!

El tigre.

My daughter may not receive

Visitors after : p.m.

[Dogs growling]

Well then, I'll just be go-

att*ck,el gato!

[Screaming]

[Dogs barking]

[Horn honking]

Uh, frida?

I brought you the piñata.

You did?

Oh, manny, I knew...

[Flies buzzing]

This is my awesome birthday

Piñata?

Ye... Aybe?

Frida: pretzels and a dirty

Sock?

It still needs some

Fine-tuning.

Where have you been the last

Two days?

What kind of piñata is this?

What's the square root of nine?

Square root?

I need help with my math

Homework, which you would know

If you were any kind of friend.

Ifyouwere any kind of

Friend, you'd know I stink at

Math.

You just plain stink!

Child: you gonna take that,

Manny?

[General conversation]

Hey, if you're such a great

Friend, why'd I make you such a

Lousy piñata?

Well, since you're no kind of

Friend, you... You're...

Uninvited to my party!

[Gasping]

[Gasping]

[Crowd gasping]

Manny, wait.

Oh, thank you!

Oh, thank you! [General conversation]

[General conversation]

[Motor revving]

So, not invited to the

Biggest party in human history?

No.

So what are you going to do

About it, bad man?

What do you mean?

Is the baddest macho in

Miracle city going to take this

Insult lying down, or is he

Going to go down there and make

Frida suarez sorry she ever

Dared to humiliate zoe aves?

Dared to humiliate zoe aves? Uh, I mean, el tigre.

Uh, I mean, el tigre.

Let's do it.

So he was all like,

"Whatever," and then I was

Like...

[Crowd gasping]

[Crowd gasping] [crowd gasping and screaming...]

[Crowd gasping and screaming...]

You're wearing the belt

Buckle?

My best friend made it for

Me.

[Gasping]

Yes, he did.

Sorry,mi amor.

Frida is too important to me.

I know it hurts.

Hurts?

[Laughing]

I was only using you to get

I was only using you to get revenge on frida.

Revenge on frida.

[Grunting]

Enough!

Enough! We end this now.

We end this now.

We end this now. The spinning armadillo.

The spinning armadillo.

He does have that certain

Something.

No one can help you now,

Chica.

Think again, hero.

Think again, hero. [High-pitched noise]

[High-pitched noise]

Party while you can, el tigre.

I shall have my revenge on you.

Vendetta!

[Coughing]

I'm sorry for being a jerk

And wrecking your birthday,

Frida.

Are you kidding?

This party's epic.

Cannonball!

I o.k.

And in the end, you were

There for me, like you always

Are.

Uh, should we hug now or

Something?

[Gagging]

Gross.

Then happy birthday!

Then happy birthday! [Cheering]

[Cheering]

[Cheering] [♪...]

[♪...]

Manny: ooh, a broken yo-yo.

Buffalo jerky.

[Gasping]

And two doorknobs.

Behold, perfectly good roller

Skates made from household

Garbage.

It's like my dad says:

"You don't need money to have

Fun."

I even made a safety gear.

Now, all we need is another

Pair of skates.

We don't need anything.

This is gonna be awesome if

We survive.

Man: and on the right of the

Plane, you can see manny and

Frida about to do something

Stupid.

Yee-ha!

[Squealing]

It's over, pablo.

Over.

[Manny and frida squealing]

[Baby crying]

[Doctor crying]

This is the dangerous part.

We gently remove the expl*sives.

[Manny and frida screaming]

[Screaming]

[expl*si*n]

[Men screaming]

Manny and frida: yee-ha!

[Grunting]

That was awesome!

But it could've been

Awesomer.

Man: luxeblades, the ultimate

Extreme skating experience.

Single track stabilized wheel

Base, hydraulic lacing,

Rocket-propelled,

Voice-activated, smell like

Coconut, luxeblades, luxeblades,

Luxeblades.

Luxeblades.

We must have them.

We will have them.

This I swear.

We need money.

Skate-eating weasel!

Great idea.

Skate-eating... Uh?

[Weasel growling]

Joaquin!

You found my joaquin.

Oh, I've been putting up flyers

All over town.

Here's your reward.

Oh, poor, sweet weasel baby.

Mwa-mwa-mwa-mwa-mwa.

Reward!

It's not enough for the

Luxeblades, but do you know what

This means?

Of course.

Tell me?

If we find enough lost pets,

We can buy the luxeblades.

[Gasping]

And look.

It'll take forever to find

'Em all.

Forever?

[Scoffing]

Not for...

[Tiger growling]

El tigre.

[General conversation]

[Sighing]

[General conversation]

[Bell ringing]

[Bell ringing] [sighing]

[Sighing]

So, all that work really paid

Off.

Your dad was totally wrong.

You do need money to have fun.

You do need money to have fun. Luxeblades, reverse somersault.

Luxeblades, reverse somersault.

Luxeblades, give me a b*at,

Low rider style.

[♪...]

Man: funky.

Luxeblades, warp !

Luxeblades, uh, what she

Said.

What is that?

The luxe scooter.

Just came out.

Telepathic autopilot, triptych

Macho tires, built-in gaming

System, and it makes coconut

Taffy.

Taffy?

Taffy.

Ciao.

Manny, I have seen the

Future, and it is the luxe

Scooter.

But we spent all our money,

And we've already found every

Lost pet around.

No, there is another.

Manny: it says his name is

Taco, and they lost him in...

[Gasping]

Calavera.

Calavera?

That place is so tough, the town

Mascot is a broken leg.

It's so tough, they serve

Scorpions as a salad topping.

I'm not going there for $.

You know, people around here

Are gonna lose their pets again

Sooner or later.

Maybe we could speed things up a

Little.

[Gasping]

You don't mean, take people's

Pets and return them for the

Reward money.

Ye... Kind of.

This is a good plan.

This is a good plan. [Dog groaning]

[Dog groaning]

[Doorbell ringing]

[Doorbell ringing] [doorbell ringing]

[Doorbell ringing]

Manny: this video game is so

Realistic.

Yeah, they totally got my

Goggles right.

Luxe scooters!

Could anything be better?

Man: somethingisbetter.

Changing course to nearest

"Luxeteria."

Behold, the luxepod.

Ooh.

Man: the luxepod.

A self-contained leisure,

Relaxation, and entertainment

Environment.

It has video games from the

Future!

It has a built-in toilet.

Man: it is capable of

Traveling over miles per

Hour.

It has a wood-fired pizza oven,

And it grows its own coconuts.

Luxepod... Those, gotta, get,

We.

[Crashing]

Where are we gonna get the

Money?

We've found, stolen, and

Returned every pet in miracle

City.

There's got to be a way to

Get it, 'cause we got to get

Luxepods!

Santa claus!

O.k., That's enough money.

We are going to calavera.

[Tiger growling]

[Tiger growling] [people murmuring "taco"...]

[People murmuring "taco"...]

You like the hot dog,señor?

The only dog I'm looking for

Is a taco.

[Gasping]

We're all looking for a taco,

Compadre.

And I think we're hungrier than

You.

[Toy squeaking]

Dinner is served.

[Tiger growling]

[Gulping]

[Screaming]

[Screaming] I am strict vegetarian.

I am strict vegetarian.

Frida, that bandito is hiding

Something.

How can you tell?

How can you tell? His poncho just pooped.

His poncho just pooped.

[Laughing]

Oh, who's my bestamigo?

Who's my bestamigo?

My little taco.

[Laughing]

[Dog barking...]

Ah, taco.

I may have found you for the

Money, but I could never give

You up.

Your friendship is worth more

Than any reward.

Man, taco sure looks happy.

When we get our luxepods,

We'll look times as happy.

Coconuts!

[Grunting]

We'll take that dog.

You'll have to get past me

First.

'Kay.

Please don't take him.

Taco is the only friend I ever

Had.

Please.

This dog must be returned to

Its rightful money, I mean

Owner.

Owner. Taco, no, no, no!

Taco, no, no, no!

Manny: look at that door.

It's amazing.

It's made entirely of

Smaller, more expensive doors.

No ding-dong?

[Whirring]

[♪...]

Yes?

Allow us to present taco.

This is not a taco.

No, taco, the dog you lost in

Calavera.

Ah, one of young master

Junior's pets.

Hmph, so hard to keep track.

Since taco, he's been through

Dogs, four turtles, and an

Alpaca.

Alpaca. That poor alpaca.

That poor alpaca.

They have luxepods.

[Electronic beeping]

What is it?

We found taco.

It's one of the dogs young

Master junior lost.

[Gulping]

Junior doesn't need another

Dog.

Send it back.

What?

No, I want it, I want it, I

Want it.

It's the perfect swim pal for

Señorsmiley.

[Growling]

[Squealing]

I want it, I want it, I want it.

Fine, here's the reward.

Happy now?

[Dog whimpering]

[Dog whimpering] [belching]

[Belching]

[Sobbing]

[Gasping]

Taco!

He's all yours.

But there'll be a cost.

Say hello to your little

Friends.

Oh, anything for you,taquito.

I actually feel pretty good.

Yeah.

Hey, I'll bet those luxepods get

Really humid.

Taco is in there, and we are

Going in to get him,compadre.

This shack is under the

Protection of el tigre.

You will not enter.

You will not enter. Give us one reason why not.

Give us one reason why not.

One reason.

A luxe scooter.

A luxepod?

Santa lupita,you have a

Luxepod?

Those things are magnificent

Beasts.

Actually, it's just a luxe

Scooter.

I was, uh, you know, hoping

For a luxepod.

Dude, do you want the scooter

Or not?

[Squealing]

I think we did the right

Thing.

Like my dad says, "you don't

Need money to have fun."

And check it out.

I still have these.

This is gonna be awesome if

We survive.

Yee-ha!

Yee-ha! [Laughing]

[Laughing]

[Laughing] [♪...]

[♪...]

[♪...] [Children screaming]