02x09 - It's Met Monday!

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Reality series of the Kardashian family featuring Kourtney, Kim, and Khloé Kardashian and their half-sisters, Kendall and Kylie Jenner, and their mother, Kris Jenner.
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02x09 - It's Met Monday!

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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

KIM: Previously on The Kardashians...

Oh, my God, it fits!

This is happening.

I'm going to be wearing Marilyn Monroe's
original dress to the Met Ball.

I'm so nervous.

This will be the first time that
every sister is at the Met together.

Kourtney's first time,
Khloé's first time.


I have been
officially invited to the Met.

I'm not big on red carpets.

It's overwhelming.

And the voices, the comments,
everything. It just doesn't stop.


We're going to New York.
We're going to New York.

I'm like, literally panicking
about tomorrow.

- Just like the [BLEEP] verdict.
- KRIS: I know.

REPORTER: Jury deliberations
are continuing today


in the Blac Chyna lawsuit.

Now we're just trusting


That's why I'm nervous.
Why has it taken so long?

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

WOMAN: It's okay, let's do it quick.

- We should have a prayer.
- Okay.

Everyone, hold the crystal.

MARIO: Hold the crystal.

These are to protect us from negative
energy and also creative energy.

- Okay.
- Okay.

Dear God, dear universe,

first and foremost,
thank you for this blessing,

to be able to wake up today, healthy
and happy and be able to do this.

KIM: It is Met Monday,

and we pulled an all-nighter
to get my hair this blonde.

She's keeping it real.

We're on a time crunch to get it blonde.

The last time we took a week
to do the color.


I have two days to do it this time.

KIM: I'm just like, in disbelief that

I was able to make my vision
come to life.

MARIO: Marilyn
and her make-up artist, Whitey,

I feel like they are
watching down upon us,

totally allowed and made for this
moment and this day to be possible,

because if there's anyone in the world
that's able to pull this off, it's Kim.

- And, so, thank you to Marilyn.
- KIM: Mm-hmm.

Our trial is going on
and we perhaps get the verdict today.

Let's pray for just truth...

- Justice.
- ...and let's pray for...

- Justice and that truth will prevail.
- Pray for...

Let's pray that the dress
makes it through the red carpet.

- Amen.
- Amen.

I am ready to go.

On my first Met experience,
Kanye was there to teach me

so much about fashion,
and I'm so grateful to him


but now it's so fun and empowering
to just try to do it on my own,


and I just want to make sure
that everything is perfect.

I need to facetime Kourtney.

- Hi.
- Best day of my life.

Congratulations. Whoo!

My whole room is a Marilyn museum.

If you guys want
to see her iconic sweater,

and her Golden Globe
her whole makeup...

No, no, no.

But I love this sh*t.
I live for it.

I know you do.

- Love you. I'll call you later.
- Me, too. Bye.

Okay. Here's how we have it.
We have a room.

A full Ripley's Marilyn room.

- [ALL EXCLAIM]
- I know.

KIM: Hi.

Hi. I love the blonde.

- KIM: You do?
- I do.

KIM: Did you see the whole museum
in there?

They were so nice to bring
just her energy and her vibes


with, like, her iconic
beach photo sh**t with the sweater,


a lipstick kiss on a napkin
with her hair,

her makeup case.

Ladies, don't touch a thing in there.

Kylie. Tell Kylie
don't touch a thing in there.

I know you have the money to pay for it,
but that's besides the point.

JOHN: This is her actual
last makeup case.

KYLIE: Oh, wow.
JOHN: So...

- [GASPS] So special. That's insane.
- JOHN: Kind of fun stuff.

It's why we're
Ripley's Believe It or Not!

That's crazy.

Thank you so much.

Such a fun museum I just visited.

KIM: I'm gonna
make a huge announcement.

I will go so [BLEEP] crazy on everyone
if they touch one thing in this room.

These photographs, this makeup,
it cannot be touched, the sweater.

No food, no drinks.

If you have to sneeze,
go in the other room.

Literally, I'm not even joking.

Like, if you have to cough,
go in the other room.

- Sorry. Not sorry.
- MARIO: Remind me to hug you.

[ALL LAUGH]

KYLIE: I want the texture to look
really like, natural, slept in.

ARIEL: Mm-hmm. Yeah, for sure.

KYLIE: So this is the fifth year
I have attended the Met.


This is obviously
a really huge night for us

because all my sisters are coming.

This is the first time
that we will all be there together

and I'm really excited.

Like, I almost feel like
it was a little too straight yesterday.

I love going to the Met.

I am very excited about this one.

I feel like this Met
really isn't about me this time.

It's about Virgil
and celebrating his legacy.

Your hair looked good in the hat.

I just think it needs
a little more drama.

KYLIE: Agreed.

KOURTNEY: We're going to the Met Ball.

It's my first ever Met,
and there's nothing to be nervous about.

I don't know why.
What's there to be nervous about?

Like...

What's the worst that could happen?
I roll down the stairs?

[LAUGHS] And laugh? Like...

I don't know.

Like, nothing...
There's nothing to be nervous about.

Babe, stop.

KOURTNEY: No.

- Okay.
- I'll have one sip.

KOURTNEY: I feel like Travis definitely
has that chill energy


and just reminds me like,
we're doing it to have fun.

We're not doing it to stress.

We're not doing it to worry about
what everyone thinks about us.

We're just like, doing it
to have an experience together

and, like, have fun.

That's how we live our life.

Do you like that angle?

Yeah, I think so.

KIM: I'll do my hair after.
Give him 15 minutes.

You do Khloé's hair.

If you do 15 minutes with me, you can
have an hour and a half with her.

Hi.

Hi.

What kind of hair are you going to do?

I cut it all off.

Oh! Your real hair?

Yeah.

Nice.

Are you excited?

Yeah. I think it's going to be so fun.

Oh, my God! You're not nervous?

I'm not nervous one percent.

I need some of your energy. Like,
just calm and like, you don't care.

I'm so in my head about everything,

the carpet, of course,
but also this trial.

I feel like both of them
at the same time, is really not nice.

There she is.

The blonde goddess.

- Oh, you're sharing glam?
- Yeah.

Oh, fun!

Back in the day,
when we would share glam...

Yeah.

I saw a sneak of Kendall's dress.
It's stunning.

- KENDALL: Oh, my God!
- What do you think of that?

[GASPS] Oh, my gosh!

I'm having a baby...

...horse.

[LAUGHS]

I just got the news. It took.

- I was like, "What?"
- I was like...

Kendall's like, "I'm pregnant!"

No, he just texted me,
"We have an embryo."

- Remember I asked you for sperm?
- How do you choose?


WOMAN: Yeah, you did.

Jen was like, "I want
to get something great

"for Kendall for her birthday."

- And I was like, "Sperm. Horse sperm."
- Yeah.

We're doing it via surrogacy.
It's really interesting.

So you buy sperm.
Like, you find a stud that you...

Like, mine was an Olympian.

I know!

Do you think
I didn't think this through?

Only Olympians around here.

Baby daddy is so sexy.

KRIS: I'm really excited to get there
and do the red carpet, and...


You know, have a cocktail.

You know me.

I need a martini or something.

[WOMAN SPEAKS]

Yeah. [LAUGHS] No, no, no, no, no.

I feel great.

I love my look, and I'm just kind of

channeling Jackie Kennedy,

which is very convenient
since Kim is wearing Marilyn.

This is like,
fashion's biggest night out.

It's for a great cause.

The Met Gala benefits

the Metropolitan Museum of
Art's Costume Institute.


It's fun, it's about fashion.

But it also supports the arts,
which is so exciting.

So today's a beautiful day.

But it's still...

We're waiting for the verdict

and I'm trying
not to let this distract me,

but it is weighing heavily on my mind.

See you guys at the Met.

I'm ready. I'm just waiting...

Chris is just doing
the final touch ups on my hair.

You guys, the verdict is in.

Verdict is in.

- KHLOÉ: No.
- We have 30 minutes. The verdict is in.

KHLOÉ: Kimberly, don't. I can't.
I need some water.

KIM: Everyone, let's say a prayer, okay?
Khloé?

I feel like I'm literally
hyperventilating on the inside

- because of you.
- Okay. It's okay.

[BLEEP] this.

Like, we didn't do anything.

Honestly, what could she get from us?

KHLOÉ: Our dignity.

Our [BLEEP] dignity.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

The bad cannot win all the time.

- It just will set the tone...
- It's straining.

- ...that anyone can sue someone.
- It's exhausting.

KIM: I am just nervous.
It's a jury trial,


and on so many cases that I've seen,
I've seen things go really wrong.

But I also want to trust in the jury

and our legal representation,

and it's just a really
scary position to be in.

CHRIS: It's good, right?
KOURTNEY: Mm-hmm.

Khloé, I've never seen you
look prettier.

- My God, who are you?
- My gosh, thank you.

KIM: Who the [BLEEP] are you?

- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- [CELL PHONE RINGING]

Would you hand me that?

Thank you.

Hey, Mom.

- We [BLEEP] won! We won!
- ...on all counts!

- You know what I'm saying?
- Wait, we're...

- We won all counts?
- What? What happened? What?

- I told y'all.
- Wait, shut up! What happened?

- We won!
- We won!

[BOTH SCREAMING IN EXCITEMENT]

Yes! Okay.

We won. I don't know.
We're innocent.

I don't know what the [BLEEP]
but something positive happened.

REPORTER: We begin
with our other breaking story.


A huge victory
for the Kardashian family.


The jury had a sweeping win
in favor of the Kardashians.

Jury found the Kardashians
are not liable


for damages in the defamation case

and not liable for pressuring
the network to drop the show.


- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!

[BOTH SCREAM IN EXCITEMENT]

Oh, my God! I'm dying!

- It's okay, Khloé.
- I'm dying!


- We won the verdict.
- I know.

[KRIS SPEAKS]

Why the [BLEEP] you crying for?

[SINGING]
We won on all counts, yeah

KRIS: I need a drink.

- MAN: Congratulations.
- Praise be to God.

MAN: Congratulations.

It took six years to get here.

Oh, my God!

I am so thrilled.

Thank you, Lord.
I've never prayed so hard in my life.

I'm happy for Rob.

I'm happy for my girls.

I'm happy we can put this chapter
of our lives behind us


and move on
to more joyful things in life.

We just won on all charges

from Blac Chyna on defamation

and on interference of a contract.

Okay. Now we can
really have fun tonight.

Oh, my God! Where's Kylie?

- Kylie!
- Oh, my God!

- Kylie! We won!
- We're off on all charges!

- We won!
- We... Yeah.

- We won!
- Kylie, we won!

The truth is on our side!

- I knew we...
- We won the verdict!

Let's sue her
for our attorney's fees now.

- Oh, my God, you guys.
- Who's with me? I'll represent us.

KHLOÉ: You guys!

This was the best lesson in law school

because, honestly...

I'm shaking right now

because you never know
what [BLEEP] a jury will really say.

It's a jury and we had the truth
on our side, and I feel so good.

I don't want to cry right now.
I really can't ruin this makeup.

But seriously...

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

- Do you like this, Trace?
- Oh, love that.

- Yeah, I like that.
- That's my face, yeah.

That's better. Like...

KIM: But try not to wear 'em,
Khlo.

I don't feel comfortable
right now. I really don't.

My sunglasses, it just makes me feel
like I'm blocking everything out.

It's a security blanket for me.

I just feel safer.

I don't know why, how to explain it.

KIM: I gotta put my dress on.

This is exactly where I changed
last year and it was good vibes.

- No filming me changing. Sorry.
- Of course not.

KIM: I'm starting to get really nervous.

You could film this
if we do it from the back.

WOMAN: You can come in, Jordan.
Just from the back, she says.

Don't look at her vag*na.

- Probably a little more.
- Yeah.

- I'm gonna push on you. Is that okay?
- KIM: Okay. Yeah.

You guys, this is really delicate.

There is nothing more important
than this dress.

Be very careful.

So every precaution was taken.

I mean, I even had a tailor
bedazzle my Skims


to match the dress
so that when the tie is open,


you couldn't really tell
that the dress wasn't closed.


So she did this to my shapewear
for the back, when I can't close it.

So God forbid it pops up.
You'll see the...

You know, I think that's so cute.

I think what's so special about Marilyn,
she was the first to dress like this.

It was so shocking in the '60s
for her to wear something like that


and I just wanted to make sure
that I honored that.

Grab it,
take the gloves off here

so they don't touch anything else
to touch the shoes.

I think Marilyn and a little bit of
magic helped this moment happen.

JOHN: You're good with the artifacts,
if this icon thing doesn't work out,

- you can work for me in archives.
- Okay.

Because I'm a lunatic?

No, 'cause you're like,
concerned about it.

- Proper care. That's what we want.
- I'm very like...

I respect the fact that you guys are...
This is such an honor.

Seriously. Thank you so much.

I discovered this trick last Met.

It's so easy to bring a photographer
and have, like, a whole room set up...

I want to go over there.

...and take photos first,
because you have no idea the...

You want a clean photo.

- Help her walk, so she doesn't...
- I got it.

- No one touch the dress.
- Got it?

KIM: You have no idea at the Met,
who's gonna be in the background


and how the lighting is going to be

what it'll look like.

There's nothing worse
than bad red carpet lighting and

under the wrong lighting,
you're screwed.


Let's try to not touch the dress.

Then after we take the photos,
we'll take the dress off,

have the dress transferred
to the Met carpet

and a little dressing room on the side,

because it's way too fragile
to wear outside and to get in a car,


and there's just too many risk factors.

- Is it looking glitzy?
- WOMAN: Yeah.

MAN 1: Stunning.
MAN 2: Yeah, gorgeous.

KIM: So I'm going to just have
my Skims on and that's it, and a robe


and get into the car.
Hopefully, no one will see.

You look so [BLEEP] handsome.

Thank you.

Like, so cute.

- You ready?
- Yeah.

You pretended you couldn't give it to me
'cause you had gloves on?

I know. Will you ask me again this time?
I don't have gloves on.

- Sure, I will.
- Okay.

Can we like...

That was actually
the nicest excuse ever.

Like, I knew it was an excuse
but I remember being like...

It wasn't an excuse.

I remember being in the car, being like,
"Wow, she knows how to like,

"make someone feel
really good about themselves."

- I thought that was really sweet.
- Aw.

You said, "I'm sorry, I can't,
I have gloves on."

- And I was like...
- Had only I had known.

- Let's do it, 'cause I got zero.
- Okay.

You guys, really quickly.

Okay, got to take some photos
really quickly here, 'cause I'm like...

MAN: No, we don't need her to be dark.

Light her up.

Do that thing where you show
your waist because you can't see it.

- What you're doing, you can't see it.
- Okay.

KIM: Hi.

She already left.

Wait. No, she went to the lobby.
Wait, she's taking photos.

- She has to take photos.
- I wanna see her.

She's coming right now.
She'll come down to the lobby.

KHLOÉ: We're leaving at the same time.

We're all leaving at the same time.
I've got to go too.

Let's go. Let's go.

Okay, bye.

- MAN: Stunning.
- Okay, we got it.

- Thank you, guys.
- WOMAN: Wow.

KHLOÉ: It's time for the Met Gala.

My anxiety is getting heightened,
and I just can't believe I'm doing this.

Will you slick these pieces back?
They look better without it.

We have to be in the car in two seconds.

Come on. Kylie's like, dying.

- ...the hourglass shape of your waist.
- I'm wearing sunglasses.

- She just walked out. From the room.
- KYLIE: From where?

Yeah, from my floor.
From the eighth floor.

- Okay.
- Bye.

Guys, Kylie needs you to go.

- Did you pick out glasses yet, Khloé?
- No.

- Okay. Where's Danielle, then?
- Danielle.

I'm freaking out.
It's just like, too [BLEEP] much.

And this thing does not...

- Corset's sticking out on the bottom.
- I got you. What do you need?

- Tracy.
- Yeah.

Are you going with Khloé?

KHLOÉ: I don't know.

Gosh. This is definitely a preview of

what's going to come at the Met.

KIM: Guys, we really got to go.

[SONG PLAYING]
Everybody knows what I'm going with

Everybody knows I was raised for this

[CROWD CHEERING LOUDLY]

[CAMERAS FLASHING]

My feet on the ground
All the lights are on me


MAN: Good.

- Ay dios mio.
- It's okay.

KENDALL: For a moment,
we thought about doing the carpet

with no shirt and just doing this.
[CHUCKLES]

WOMAN:
Want to see how your eyebrows look?

I'm looking at his stuff, too,
and I look like an alien, but it's cool.

- I like it.
- Yeah, me too.

One sec with the cameras.
I'm just going to put the top on.

- Just turn around for a sec?
- Turn around.

KENDALL: You're good now.

- Is the truck ready?
- Yeah.

KENDALL: Ready and set
where we're leaving?

You guys have got to go.

It's getting stressful.
It's time for the Met. [CHUCKLES]

[CROWD CHEERING LOUDLY]

How did you do that?

You need to help me, you guys,
or I'm gonna rip this dress off.

- Pull it in.
- Pull it in?

My skirt was so big and so heavy,
there was so much stuff under it,

that I literally was out of breath

by the time I got into the sprinter van.

- I'm having a panic att*ck.
- I don't think they...

On top of being
completely out of breath,

thinking I'm missing the carpet,

I think I just like, started to panic
and honestly, just needed air.

- I'm gonna cry but it's fine.
- Why?

I don't know. I'm having a panic att*ck.

The weirdest part about anxiety
and panic att*cks is

they just come sometimes for me.
There's no rhyme or reason.

I did not invite it.
Like, it just happens.

I need to drink a sip of water
and I need to pee.

- Nobody judge me.
- You know what?

Kendall, we have the ice bucket.

- Do you actually have it?
- Yeah.

That is so mortifying. For whoever
has to deal with my pee later,

I'm so sorry.

- It happens all the time backstage.
- Can we sell it?

[ALL LAUGH]

- It happens all the time backstage.
- It does.

- It's filled.
- It's gonna happen

but I need music.
I can't let you listen to me pee.

- Oh, my gosh.
- We got this.

- Want somebody under...
- Want somebody to hold this?

- I can help you.
- Kelsey can hold...

- No, no, no.
- You want to sit on it?

Okay. Where do I pee? Seriously.

I'm emptying the ice bucket right now.

KENDALL: I'm so mad this is happening.

You guys, this is so mortifying.

Nobody judge me.

- My God.
- KENDALL: Love you all.

- I got you.
- I'm gonna hold it.

I don't think I can do it.

- It's outta hand.
- KENDALL: This is wrong.

I think I'm going to cry.

- Under?
- You need a napkin?

This is so wrong. I can't.

- Okay.
- Thank God.

WOMAN: One of the most glamorous
nights in fashion.

KENDALL: It got all over
my underwear but who cares? Okay.

Best decision I ever made

because I don't know what
I would have done when I got inside.

- WOMAN: Go!
- [ALL CHEER]

- Oh, my gosh.
- Really going in the street, aren't you?

MAN: Voilà.
WOMAN: Kendall Jenner's urine sample.

- KENDALL: You guys!
- Here we go.

- There's pee...
- Oh, my God.

- There's pee on my feet.
- WOMAN: I'm so lucky.

It's fine. Nobody will know.

- Nobody will know.
- KENDALL: "Nobody will know."

That's a fun story
that there's pee on my foot.

[CROWD CHEERING LOUDLY]

KOURTNEY: When I walked,
my foot stepped out.

You know, this foot specifically,
'cause I think I have the Band Aid.

We don't have
any of those Band Aids, do we?

WOMAN: I have some moleskin
that will fill the shoe up.

KOURTNEY: So that will fix
the shoe problem, but then I'm just...

I'll have to just hold your hand
and hope for the best.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

They were still sewing me into my dress

on the sprinter van.

I know most people
would probably have anxiety,


but I think having Travis

just makes everything
so much more enjoyable.

Travis is really good at
putting those Band Aids on me.

WOMAN: That's what I was gonna hope for.

Do you mind, baby?

- [BARKER SPEAKS]
- KOURTNEY: Yeah.

It helps with the shoes.

- Thanks, baby.
- [BARKER SPEAKS]

The greatest things
that Travis adds to my life

is like, making the most
of every moment and experience.


It's like, it's such a better way
for me to live my life.

How far out did he say we were?

- MAN: 20 minutes, he said. 20 minutes.
- Yeah.

[KOURTNEY SPEAKING]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

These things are a lot.
Super stressful, and to do like three...

...or two back to back?

Two back to back was k*ller.
Never do the White House again.

Super wild.

I really wanted our first red carpet
for me to be in brown hair.

And like I said, I wanted it
to be a non-fashion event.

José.

- What's the time?
- I'm feeling sick.

KYLIE: This is all in line?
JOSÉ: Yeah.

Hillary's actually in front of us.
Hillary Clinton.

[CROWD CHEERING IN DISTANCE]

I'm trying to put on the hater...
My blocking-out-the-hater shades.

- I can't see you.
- [ALL LAUGHING]

I can't see you.

That's what I keep thinking.
I can't see them, they can't see me.

I'm so happy to be here with you
for your first Met. You've no idea.

Oh, my God, this is like, crazy.

I think I feel a little better now.
Now that we have the verdict.

I'm still super anxious.
People are mean.

They say the craziest things,

and it just like rains
on anyone's parade.

I think Khloé has just been through
so much in the past few years,

and I think anyone's confidence
would be affected by that.

So I understand Khloé's anxiety

and how just mean
the media could be sometimes.


I can tell that she's very nervous.

Yeah, it's operation
Get Khloé's Confidence Back,

and I just know she's gonna k*ll it.

So the whole car ride, I'm like,
angrily texting everyone


just being like, "Whatever we do,

"she cannot wear those glasses
on the red carpet.

"She has to feel confident.
feel good about herself."


I knew if she wore the glasses,
she wouldn't feel good about herself.

That means she was hiding something.

KHLOÉ: I don't do amusement parks.656

I don't like things
that are like, suspenseful.

- You'll k*ll it.
- I don't watch horror movies.

I'm good. My life is a horror movie.

- I'm the same...
- You look beautiful.

I'm worried. I don't know
what the [BLEEP] I'll look like.

- You're beautiful.
- Doesn't matter.

- You are confident.
- Kylie had pom-poms

on her hands, she still made it work.

You are that [BLEEP] bitch.

- When you walk out, just know that.
- I'm that [BLEEP] bitch.

KYLIE: Yeah, you are.

- I am confident.
- Exactly.

I am strong.

I'm sexy.

- MAN: Your waist is teeny and tiny.
- My [BLEEP] waist is snatched.

I'm in a [BLEEP] corset. I got this.

You got it.

Whoo, I can't breathe in this thing.

- But I got this.
- [ALL LAUGHING]

My God.

- It's fine. Exude confidence.
- Exude the confidence.

Oh, my gosh, my sisters and I,
we root for each other all the time.

We pump each other up.

We're always so supportive
and uplifting of one another.


No, I wanted my sunglasses.
I still want my sunglasses right now.

But no one wants me to wear them.

And I feel like me being here
is already outside of my comfort zone.

I'm going to just deal with it.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

You guys got the front?

- Yay!
- I'm going to kick back.

I don't want
to get lipstick all over him,

and I don't want to, like,
ruin my lipstick,

but we also don't want to not kiss,

so we'll kiss with our tongues.

That's how we kiss.
That's why we kiss that way.

Thank you.

Let's go k*ll this, baby.

- Far right?
- Far right.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[SONG PLAYS] Watch me burn
brighter than a million stars


Wait. We get out here?
No, it was back there.

We missed the drop off.

We've to go all the way around again.

- Where's the room?
- MAN: I don't know...

KIM: It's behind us.

- MAN: Gonna drop you off.
- Eddie...

Yeah, but drop off is...
That's why I said that. [BLEEP]

There's so much going on.

I don't even look up until it's too late

and realized that we had
one drop off location.


That's it, and we overshot it.

We're not going around.

Call Tracy. Really quick, Eddie.
It's like, super urgent.

Now everyone's going to see us.

[BLEEP]

We're holding up everyone at the Met.

So I'm freaking the [BLEEP] out because

no one can see that I'm not in a look.

We're supposed to get out back there.

No, no, no, stay right there.
What are we gonna do?

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

We need the cover.
We were supposed to get out back there.

We have to sneak in this way.

What are we gonna do?

We either have to take an hour
and go all the way back or walk.

One thing after another was going wrong

and I was like,
"Oh, do not [BLEEP] with me today."

Pete, Chris and Mario jumped out.
I'm telling the security,


"Everyone, take off your jacket, get
umbrellas. Like, we have to cover me."


And we did, and we walked
all the way down the street.

And they actually
have a little dressing room

on the red carpet for me

that I can run into, change
and then walk the carpet.


- [CAMERAS FLASHING]
- [CROWD CHEERING]

MAN: Kris! Kris! Over here! Kris!

A pic, please.

KHLOÉ: It's the red carpet line.

My mom is so cute.

She likes to go really early
so she can wait at the top of the stairs


and see all of her kids
go up the stairs.

MAN: Khloé! Khloé!

KHLOÉ: There's so much
glitz and glamour,


you don't know where to look.
It's like walking the plank.

MAN: Khloé!

On your right! Straight ahead!

Khloé! Eyes here!

Every time you step up,
I'm like, "Oh, my God!"

Or like going on a scary roller coaster
that you don't want to go on

but you want to push yourself.

MAN 1: Beautiful!
MAN 2: Khloé!

KRIS: Khloé had so much anxiety,

and I think she stole the show.

Khloé is the queen of the Met.

MAN: You look beautiful!

KRIS: She is divine.

She's beautiful, she's sexy,
she's glamorous,


she's old Hollywood.
She's just everything

that a girl would dream
about getting dressed up


to go to an event like this,

and Khloé nailed it.

MAN: Kendall! Kendall!

Kendall! Kendall!

KENDALL: My eyebrows are definitely
a riskier choice, bleaching them.


But it's the Met.
Like, that's kind of the point.

And why not just like, go for it?

Have fun and do it.

By the end of the night,

I'm going to be ready
for my brown eyebrows back


but I do love them for the moment.

MAN: Kylie! Kylie!

Kylie! Kylie!

KYLIE: I'm just obsessed
with this dress.


I feel beautiful.
We're getting married tonight.

We're married to the Met.

Virgil was such a beautiful person.

This was off of one of the last designs

that he did for his Couture show.

So it's just very special and...

I really wouldn't want
to be wearing anything else.

MAN: It's Kourtney! Kourtney!

MAN 2: Kourtney and Travis!

KOURTNEY: Most people
that are in this fame world


don't have their whole family
who's doing it along with them,


and so I think having each other
makes it so much more enjoyable.

We're so obsessed with each other
because we love each other


and, like, want each other around,
and we're all so similar


that I think it's really cool
to have each other.

[CROWD CHEERING LOUDLY]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

MAN: Stop!

Stop! Stop! Stop!

It's a moment. It's what I wanted.

It was like my vision.

MAN: Kim! Over your shoulder!

KIM: And I like
to see my vision come to life.


- [CAMERAS FLASHING]
- [PHOTOGRAPHERS SHOUTING]

It's more of just like,
this drive that when I

kind of set my mind to something,
I really want to see it through.

Even if it seems silly to someone,

that it's about fashion or clothes
or whatever, it's just like a goal


that I feel like I've achieved
and sharing the night with my family,


all my sisters there, and my mom.

Like, this just couldn't
be a better night.

I can't believe I did it.
Like, I just can't believe it.


I think everyone's look
was so individual to their personality.

Kendall was so her in Prada.

Kylie was so her in Off-White.

Kourtney was so her.
Her and Travis in Thom Browne.


My mom. Amazing.
So her in Oscar de la Renta.


Khloé was so her in Moschino.

She doesn't have the glasses on.

It made me feel so good

that she felt so good about herself.

And that all of my harassment
literally paid off

because I just wanted her
to feel confident.

I wanted her to feel good about herself.

And to know when I got
to the top of the stairs, that she did

was like a winning moment.

KRIS: I'm really just grateful

and thankful to Anna Wintour
and the entire Met Ball team.

And just blessed to have this
magical moment in my life.

[SONG PLAYING]
So, put your hands up now

Let me hear you shout

MAN: Kendall!

[SONG CONTINUES]
Hey, hey, oh, hey

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

ALL: [EXCITEDLY] Kourtney!

Khloé!

MAN: Whoo!

We did it.

- Oh, my God!
- Look at you!

WOMAN: It's the belle of the ball, baby.

God! I had to literally
cut myself out of that [BLEEP] corset.

I was like, "This was good
for 30 minutes but now I'm like...

-"I have to go..."
- Your first Met.

Ah, first we won the trial,
and now the Met.

- God is good. Amen.
- It's like... All happened.

KHLOÉ: What a [BLEEP] week.

I was saying,
the best part of the night for me,

besides my Marilyn moment,

was seeing Khloé shine

and in her element, she felt so good.
She looked so good.

Steps were good.
We did the steps so good.

Like, it was...

We did it good.

We were good.

The night is over. I can breathe.

We can change.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you so much.

Appreciate it. You're the best.

I have my favorite doughnuts,
my favorite pizza waiting in the room.

- I'm going to go eat pizza.
- WOMAN: Me, too.

I know.

I'm gonna live it up.

What's happening over here
in the doughnut shop, guys?

It's my first pizza.

You guys, I haven't had
carbs or sugar in almost a month.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

KHLOÉ: That was wild.

KRIS: Oh, I came for the doughnuts.

I'm into the sprinkle

- and the cinnamon sugar.
- You got it.

Don't thr*aten me with a good time.

Thank you.

Doughnut.

KRIS: We eat doughnuts.
KHLOÉ: Yeah.

You are such a cutie.

- She's talking to you.
- This was your best Met look ever.

- Yeah, roller.
- I think, for you.

This was a great day

and we had two amazing wins today.

We had a beautiful evening
at the Met Ball.

Everything went perfectly.

I think Khloé won on who looked
the best out of all of us.

And the kids looked beautiful.

And, more importantly, we won the trial.

On to bigger
and better ventures to come.

That was the most
nerve-racking experience of my life.

Bucket list, Met Gala, check.

Trial, non-guilty verdict or innocent,
whatever they say, check.

- I've done so many things today.
- Can we talk about that?

- Amen, sister.
- KHLOÉ: Corset, check.

Like, I'm done.

- Can we talk about that?
- We won.

KHLOÉ: The trial added...
KIM: Listen.

...so much suspense to today.

But look at God, that we got the verdict
before we went out to the Met.

Seconds before.

- I think we...
- Seconds before we

- hit the red carpet.
- I think you were in the car.

Kim and I were screaming.

What are the chances
that we would be in the car

on the way
to the most epic red carpet of

- all time in the US?
- Who would've thought after the Met,

the biggest red carpet of all time,
we're all sitting here copping a squat

in a semicircle, eating some pizza?

I need to put on the other
Marilyn dress, just take one photo.

I'll do it right here
with the Golden Globe.

- I know I never stop. I mean, I am.
- How are you not exhausted?

I borrowed this dress. I can't say no.

What's crazy is all that work,

all that dedication,
everything we put into it

was just for ten minutes of my life.

But like, pictures last a lifetime.

You guys, don't I fit
Marilyn's stuff like, so perfectly?

This is what she wore
to the Golden Globes,

Jeff Leatham owns the Golden Globe
and let me borrow it.

I think it just made me really proud
of myself that I was able to do that.

KHLOÉ: This is epic.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

KIM: I set my mind to something
and I was able to pull it off.


That was like,
the best moment ever. Ever.

Let me ask Pete if he wants...

- Babe?
- Yeah.

Do you want to shower
with me really quick?

KHLOÉ: Shower with her?

[ALL LAUGHING]

Sorry, guys.

What just happened?

I am really proud that I faced my
red carpet fears, and I went to the Met.


I'm trying, and I think that's really
what I'm most proud of.

I've been through a lot
in stress recently,

but the Met
was the little boost I needed.


Yeah, Kim. Eat those carbs, bitch.

Sleep on the boxes, bitch.

I want to know what
you were doing in the shower.

- That was quick. It was a shower.
- That was quick.

You can get a lot done in that time.

All right, look, all right.

KIM: Next on The Kardashians...
Season finale.

Guys, we're in Paris.

We are in France
for Couture fashion week.

Yes, we are.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

We have three fashion shows.

North loves this.

[CROWD CHEERING LOUDLY]

Guess what? There was a whole
crowd for me and they were yelling,

"North! North!"

I am getting ready to go
to the Billboard Awards.

- I like the vibe.
- Me, too.

I'm still a mom, but these are the years
that I'm supposed to be naked

with my titties out, ass out.

[BLEEP] yeah.

I haven't been nervous
like this, guys in a long time.

I am here to walk
in the Balenciaga Couture fashion show.


You know, you don't want a trip or do
anything that would embarrass anybody.

- [BABY GURGLING]
- KRIS: Life is good.

A new baby in the family is magic.

He's such a blessing.

What are we gonna name him?

That's what I need to know.

[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]

Oh, oh, oh

My feet on the ground
All the lights are on me


Once again I found
another fight to bury


Oh, oh, oh

There's no other way to go

All or nothing
I will steal the show


I'm a game changer

Oh, oh, oh

I'm a game changer

Oh, oh, oh

I'm gonna take you home with me, yeah

I'm gonna show you victory

I'm a game changer

Oh, oh, oh

Game changer

I had not seen Kendall's look
before she arrived at the Met,

and Kendall...

...she's like a little pony.

She... [LAUGHING]

Maybe never mind.

Never mind.

That's not a good thing.

Oh, you're so sexy, just like a pony.

[LAUGHING]

- [WOMAN LAUGHING]
- Oh, shut up.

Paxy's over there laughing.

Okay, listen.

[ALL LAUGHING]

Oh, my God!

[LAUGHING]

Bloopers.
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