[Music]
Drake, he just thinks
He can b*at me at everything.
I can pretty much b*at josh
At everything, like today.
Like today.
Like today.
Like today.
I told josh
That I could drink
Way more cups of coffee
Than he can.
Drake said he could drink
Way more cups of coffee than me.
He said that.
Oh yeah, that's what he said.
He said it.
That makes .
Twenty-six down.
Come on.
The only bummer
About drinking too much coffee
Is it makes you feel
A little hyper and jittery.
You know, the only downside
Of drinking too much coffee
Is that it makes you feel
A little hyper-jittery.
Hyper-jittery, jittery-hyper,
Hyper-jittery, jittery-hyper,
Hyper-jittery.
But, josh never said
I couldn't drink decaf.
Someone call a doctor.
[Music]
So, josh,
Thanks for throwing me
This great party.
Yeah, this is quite a party.
I hope the neighbors
Don't call the cops on us.
So, eric,
You're looking forward
To seeing puerto rico?
Oh yeah.
It's gonna be awesome.
Then just go already.
If you're gonna leave,
Then leave.
You promised
You wouldn't do this.
What's up, craig.
I'm not supposed to talk.
He almost makes you seem
Like a winner.
Oh okay.
Who wants another glass
Of limeade?
Travis, you?
No?
You let me down a little.
All right.
Marcy, come on, I spent,
Like, two hours pickin' limes.
Okay.
Well I'm out of here.
Craig. Have a nice trip.
I'm eric.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You promised me
You'd stay the whole party.
I'm not spending
My entire saturday night
Hanging with a bunch of losers.
No offense.
All right.
Whatever.
Hey, josh,
I know what would get
This party started.
Why don't you show us
Some of your cool dances.
Yeah.
Yeah, dude, come on.
Let's go.
Let's see some life
For this party.
Okay.
Yeah, come on.
All right.
[Music]
All right.
Check it out.
This is a little something
I call "the shower."
All you have to turn on
And grab soap and lather,
Lather--watch the feet--
Lather, lather.
Put--towel dry,
Come on and towel dry.
Hey, hey.
Do your tennis player.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right. All right.
All right.
Check it out,
"The tennis player."
All right.
We got a ball up, and slam,
Backhand, and just shake it.
Shake it, shake it up.
Shake it, shake it up.
Hey, you know,
You should enter
That dance contest
They do on channel five.
Yeah.
Yeah, why not, man?
Do it.
Come on.
I mean--i mean, they're looking
For the best dancers
In san diego.
I'm not that good.
Oh, come on.
Oh, you're that good.
Yeah.
Come on, seriously, man,
You should enter that contest.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Okay.
Why not?
I'll give it a sh*t.
Good.
Hey. Who's the lady?
You brought her.
No.
Excuse me.
But--who are you?
Were you invited
To this party?
[Speaking foreign language]
[Music]
* I never thought
* That it'd be so simple
* But I found a way
* I found a way
* If you open up your mind
* See what's inside
* Well it's gonna take
* Some time to realize
* But if you look inside
* I'm sure you'll find
* Over your shoulder
* You know that I told you
* I'll always be
* Picking you up
* When you're down
* So just turn around
[Music]
Hey, man.
Hey, where were you
After school today?
Mr. Chang kept me
After class to talk to me
About my poor performance
This semester.
Yeah, like a -minute lecture.
What did he say?
I don't know.
He started off with, "drake,
"You need to start
Paying more attention."
After that,
I kind of zoned out.
He means you got to start
Being more responsible
With your school work.
Uh-huh.
You're back
On that internet dating service?
No.
Never again.
These are dancers.
You're really gonna enter
The dance contest?
Yeah.
I posted a bunch of ads online
For dance partners.
You know,
With mom's supervision.
Of course, yeah.
I already got,
Like, a dozen responses.
Check it out.
Emily henderson.
Yeah, she's an expert in jazz,
Ballet, tap, and swing.
Ooh, dancy.
Man, her feet are huge.
I know.
I'm gonna go meet her
At the premiere.
And listen, seriously, bro,
You gotta start focusing more
On school.
You gotta do your homework.
I know, man.
You're right.
Promise me?
Yup.
All right.
Good boy. Later.
[Music]
[Doorbell ringing]
I got it.
Thanks, baby.
Hey.
Hey.
I'm drake's gym coach.
Pretty exciting.
Drake, get down here.
Hang on.
I'm doing
Something really important.
Meagan,
Would you come help me--hello.
Hi, I'm drake's gym coach.
Oh, hi, I'm drake's mom.
You're his mother?
Yeah. Is something wrong?
Well, it's just
That drake told me
That when he was four years old,
His parents were lost at sea.
Lost at sea?
Yes, ma'am.
I--i thought you were dead.
Drake told you--
Coach rivers.
Mom, you're alive.
Drake.
Mom, just hold me.
Oh stop it.
Anyway, I just came by
To let drake know
That he's failing gym.
How can you fail gym?
All you have to do is show up.
Yeah.
There lies the problem.
You see, drake hasn't shown up
For gym class
For several months.
Months?
And if you fail gym,
You have to repeat th grade.
What to do?
Why didn't you
Tell me that earlier?
You never come to class.
Okay. Okay.
What if I come to class
Every day for the rest
Of the semester?
Too late.
You still wouldn't have
Enough credits to pass.
Oh man.
I'm--i'm sorry, son.
Well, I guess I better go.
[Music]
So you really started dancing
When you were four-years-old.
Younger.
My dad has video of me
When I was three-and-a-half,
Tap dancing
At my uncle's wedding.
And then throwing up on my aunt.
What a wedding to remember.
Oh yeah.
And you've spent
The past four summers
At the san diego dance academy.
That's very impressive.
Oh, thanks.
I don't know,
I've just always loved to dance.
That's cool.
Josh, we got to talk.
I'm gonna fail gym.
I'm kinda with a person here.
Oh sorry.
Hi, I'm drake, josh's brother.
Nice to meet you.
Can I have some of this?
Thanks.
Josh, we got to talk.
I'm gonna fail gym.
Look.
We can talk about your issues
After I'm done with emily.
No, man.
You don't realize--
[Makes sound]
Fine.
Talk to emily.
So, why do you wanna enter
The dance contest?
[Makes sound]
Well, like you said,
It'd be cool to win.
And I can use the extra credit
For school.
Extra credit?
Yeah.
The contest is state-sponsored.
So if you win, you can use it
As a high school credit.
Oh, that's awesome.
You don't need extra credit.
Yes, I do.
See, my ex-girlfriend, mindy,
She's always number one
In my class every year.
But if I get the extra credit
Outside of school,
I can finally b*at her.
Cool.
So, are we dance partners?
Yeah, we are.
Awesome.
Let's start tonight.
Oh, perfect.
I know this place--
Josh.
Hey, helen.
This is my dance partner--
There are some hoodlums
In theater two,
Causing a disturbance.
Hoodlums?
Yeah. Bad boys.
Two of them have baseball bats.
Now you go tell them
To quiet down.
Sorry, I'm not working today.
It's my day off.
Five, four, three--
You know,
You can't make me work
On my day off.
--Two, one.
Quiet down, hoodlums.
Hey. How much do you weigh?
I don't know.
All right then.
So, you're, like,
An awesome dancer.
Well, I've won
A few trophies.
Interesting.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Make all the noise you want.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
[Music]
Look. I got it.
Janie, I got to go.
'Cause I'm watching "outrageous
Cheerleading accidents."
Okay, bye.
Ah.
Well, debbie jacobson
Breaks her leg.
Whoops.
No prom for you, debbie.
I am so angry.
At who?
The guy who sold you
Those clothes?
No.
My dance partner
Was supposed to meet me
Two hours ago,
And she never showed up.
I tried calling,
Like, three times,
But--what--i tried calling--
I tried to--
Okay, what is that now?
It's drake,
Practicing his dance routine.
His dance--
And the doctors confirmed
That debbie's leg
Is broken in three places.
Oh, debbie, you klutz.
[Music]
* Come on, pretty baby
* Take me by the hand
* Come on, pretty baby
* Let me be your man
* She's fine like diamond
* Hotter than a frying pan
Drake, emily.
What's going on here?
Well, practicing
For the dance contest.
[Music]
What?
You stole my dance partner?
[Music]
Dude, would you stop
Turning off the music?
No.
Now I wanna know
Why you're dancing with emily?
Because she's the best dancer
In san diego.
Yeah. I know that much.
I found her.
I thought
We were dance partners?
Well, after you and I talked,
Drake asked me
To be his dance partner.
Why would you say yes
To drake
When you already said yes to me?
'Cause drake gave me
A digital camera.
That's my digital camera.
Yeah. Well, not anymore.
Tomorrow, same time?
I'll see you.
Okay.
Work on that move I showed you.
I'm on it.
Cool. See you.
So, what's your favorite
Kind of pie?
Dude.
How could you do this to me?
Look, man.
I'm failing gym, all right?
I have to win that contest,
So I can get the extra credit
And pass.
I want the extra credits,
So I can finally be number one
In my class instead of mindy.
I'm tired of being number two.
Number two stinks.
Number two stinks.
Grow up.
Do you want me to have
To repeat the th grade?
Are you gonna drop out
Of the dance contest
And give me my partner back?
I need the credit.
I have to win.
Well, you're not gonna.
Huh?
No, sir.
Nah, I'm gonna find
A new dance partner.
One--one that makes emily
Look like a--like a--a person
That doesn't nearly date
As well as--like a--
Oh, you are gonna lose, baby.
[Music]
Uh-oh.
Well.
Hello there.
This is your competition?
Yes. Yes.
These are the bad people
I told you about.
Drake, emily,
I'd like you to meet
My new and improved
Dance partner, vilga.
How are you doin'?
Hey, what's up?
You will lose.
We will lose?
Vilga happens
To be the number one
Young dancer
In all of eastern europe,
And she already has
A digital camera, so--ha.
Hey, you know what, josh?
Oh, you wanna--
Hey. Okay.
Let's not be immature.
This is just
A dance competition.
You smell like failure.
Excuse me?
Hey, just ignore her.
I don't like her attitude.
It is sad
That you are not pretty.
That's it.
Whoa.
Oh.
Hey, hey, hey.
Settle down.
Oh.
We will settle this
With dance.
[Music]
[Music]
All right.
That was some serious dancing
By kyra elliott
And john vacaro.
[Applause]
Now our judges
Will tally their scores
And enter them
Into the computer,
As we bring on
Our next pair of dancers,
Victor price and amber vincent.
[Applause]
[Music]
Hey, have either
Of the boys been on yet?
Not yet, I think soon.
Okay. Pickle?
Thanks.
All right.
How are you feelin'?
Strong and powerful. You?
Nervous.
Now, how do you feel?
Strong and powerful.
Good.
Josh, vigla, I hope you two
Are ready to lose.
I see your lips moving
But all I hear is--
[Makes sound]
Cute.
Hey, when this is all over,
Would you mind helping me
Take the first place trophy
To my car?
And why are you so sure
You're gonna win?
Uh, because
I'm ready, motivated,
And wearing
Extremely loosed pants.
And because he's dancing
With me.
You, quiet your face.
Why don't you make me?
I have swallowed things
More frightening than you.
Whoa, hey.
All right.
Slow it down there, ladies.
Did you just push me?
It was not the wind.
Oh.
All right.
All right.
Hold on.
Slow it down, ladies.
What are you doing?
Stop it.
Hey, stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Perhaps you ladies
Didn't read the rules.
You fight, you're out.
What are you talking about
They're out? What?
What? What do you mean--
Ah. They are disqualified.
Get these two girls out of here.
Well--no.
No. No, no.
You cannot take me.
But--they're--
Well, they can't leave us.
No. No. No. They--
That mean, foreign girl
Is my dance partner.
Yeah.
I gotta win this contest.
Sorry, boys.
If you wanna dance,
You better find
Some other girls.
Dude, well,
How are we gonna find girls--
Ah. Thin ice.
Man, this is great.
You know how hard I worked
For this?
What?
Well, I wanted to win this
More than you did.
Oh, come, oh what.
So now we're argue
About who wanted
To win this more?
You're right.
Let's go home
And forget this ever happened.
Yeah. Let's just go home.
Hey, wait, wait.
What?
[Music]
[Applause]
Nicely done. Really.
Judges, please tally your scores
And enter them
Into the computer.
Now, up next, please give it up
For the dancing team
Of drake parker and emily--
Slight change.
Please give it up
For the dancing team
Of drake parker
And josh nichols.
[Applause]
[Together] oh my god.
[Music]
[Cheering]
[Applause]
[Cheering]
[Applause]
[Cheering]
[Cheering]
[Applause]
Yes.
[Cheering]
I love you--
Oh, boy.
I'm sorry.
And the winners are--
Drake parker and josh nichols.
Whoo.
Yes.
[Together] oh my god.
I knew it.
I know you'd win.
You guys are so awesome.
[Together] who is she?
[Music]
[Cheering]
[Applause]
Was your husband lost at sea?
What?
'Cause I'm single.
I'm not a rich man,
But I do live
In a very nice trailer.
Nothing fancy
But I got a good tv,
A coffeemaker, toilet.
My husband's alive and well.
Good day.
[Music]
04x19 - Dance Contest
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Series follows two teenage stepbrothers Drake Parker and Josh Nichols as they live together despite opposite personalities.
Series follows two teenage stepbrothers Drake Parker and Josh Nichols as they live together despite opposite personalities.