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you know they say the best things in
life are free
a lot of people tell you money isn't
important they're lying
okay there may be things that are more
important than money
money isn't everything but without money
hey whoa what's happening with my box
it's getting way too small
okay why am i in a triangle
hello can we increase the size of my box
please
can i go back to a square or a rectangle
okay now i'm too big i'm upside down
here
a little smaller blood rushing in my
head
what is going on i think we're having a
technical glitch
what's up brothers megan get off the
screen
hey she's got the video of xbox pet
figures
let's see what this thing can do
how cool is this
all right megan you're in big trouble
yeah wait until we tell mom what you did
it's good being me
hi can i help you uh yeah can i just get
uh
josh check this out drink i'm with the
customer
so this is important excuse me
what looks
the gummy bears are making out
dude you slapped my bears
and then you made my customer leave who
cares
i do helen's been all over my butt to
sell more snacks
uh you know you really shouldn't use the
words butt and snacks in the same
sentence
headaches all right you want to sell
some more snacks
here i'll help you work this lady what
do you mean
hello how small is your smallest popcorn
oh no no that's huge i could never
digest
that much corn
but haven't you read the medical report
that says
popcorn is uh good for senior citizens
oh yeah uh the medical report that said
uh
popcorn helps the elderly to
not die rise
i do enjoy living
one large popcorn please yes ma'am
and you want a soda right oh no no no i
i don't believe in liquids
but ma'am you're you're gonna have to
drink something or else uh
you know the popcorn might clog your
var bogus valve oh yeah start following
this valve you don't want that clogged
you know i think that's how henry went
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very well i will take your largest cup
of
pop excellent
thank you oh no thank you for the gift
of life
hey you guys are pretty good salesman
thanks do we try uh my name's buddy this
is guy
so what's going on how'd you guys like
to use those sales skills to make a
little extra cash
uh what do you mean show em buddy
ah a grill
it's kind of small it's a gary coleman
grill cooks one hamburger at a time or
pork chop or a steak
any meat really it's perfect for a
bachelor bachelorette anyone who likes
to cook or eat
or listen to music
what it also has a built-in
mp3 player so you can cook some meat and
listen to some tunes
wait so they combined a grill with an
mp3 player
finally i'll take two oh no no no
we're not trying to sell you one we want
you guys
to sell each one is 39.95 for everyone
you sell
you keep 20
interested perhaps
but uh let me discuss it with my
associate back in a sec
what do you think let's see uh each
grill is about 40 bucks right
we keep 20 of everyone we sell it makes
800 a grill
we'll do this
well if we sold like 100 girls a week we
make a fortune right
yeah we would awesome
well okay we're in all right cool
why don't you meet us in the parking lot
about 15 minutes we'll start you guys
off with 100 grills
awesome all right
excuse me excuse me
that that medical report that you boys
mentioned
did it say anything about nachos
i found a way
it's gonna take some time to realize
over your shoulders
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oh
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so mama what you doing i'm making dinner
wow you know cooking sure requires lots
of pots and pans and hard work
if only there was an easier way
what if i told you there was an easier
way
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i'd say that's crazy crazy like
this grill what
the gary coleman grill all right what is
that thing
what isn't this thing it cooks steaks
burgers chops chicken
oh so it just cooks things
no it's also
an mp3 player
whoa how much does it cost a billion
dollars
nope it's only 39.95
impossible hey
if i buy one will you two stop talking
in those annoying voices
deal hey
why don't you buy six cause i'm not an
idiot
honey look i bought a gary coleman grill
great now we've got seven of them
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there you are for the last time the
answer
is no then you're not my brother anymore
that's right what's the problem
stay out of this randy sell me a grill
why should i because it's not fair you
got 100 gary coleman grill slash mp3
players and i didn't even get one gary
coleman grill slash mp3 player
why do you want one so bad because i
want to be able to
grill meats and play music at the same
time and that's the only machine that
does it
so why don't you go out and buy one you
know i can't
i'm not available in america yet
yeah that's why i bought a hundred from
my friend in japan
so sell me one but if i sell you one
then i have to sell
everybody want yeah man if you sell
drapeline but i want one
come on okay
i give up i guess i'll just have to sell
everyone at gary coleman grill
slash mp3 players put your money in the
sack yourself
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how much we got left uh let's see after
all the uh
stuff we bought we still got
a little over a thousand bucks left man
i cannot believe i can afford to buy
clothes like this
well i can't believe we can afford our
own food hockey table i know
let's play okay
man do you realize if we keep selling
these grills like this we're going to be
set for life
find cancer security
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all right you guys bought all this stuff
selling those stupid grills
yep jealous much
yeah i wanted what
i want to sell some grills give me some
grills no way
stick to your lemonade stands little
girl
okay fine but just remember
i'm younger than you one day you'll both
be old and sick
that's when you'll need me but i'll be
in europe laughing it up while the two
of you
are lying in bed gagging on your own
saliva
well that was cheerful
forget her soda me oh
with our new remote control soda sh**t
do it
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hey look we only got about 15 grills
left oh no prob
buddy and guy are dropping off a hundred
more tonight
oh that must be our four o'clock
massages
i wonder which one's mine
thank you all right okay everyone is
gonna have to disperse
sorry sorry we just need to take a
little inventory
and count on money uh but don't worry
come back in 30 minutes and we'll be
ready to sell more
gary grylls oh
you are the best brother well i'm
thinking you are oh i think
you are you're trying to start a fight
yeah
a money fight
excuse us we don't mean to interrupt
your money fight
but a friend of ours told us you were
selling gary coleman grill
see your friend is wise
so uh how many do you want well tell you
what uh we'll take them all
wait you want all of them that's right
sorry we only accept cash these are
badges
dude cash only i don't think you
understand
drake parker josh nichols yes yeah
you're under arrest
possession and sale of stolen property
stolen the grills
that's right we were just selling them
for these two guys yeah we didn't know
they were stolen
right sure come with us please
drake yeah i've
read about prison and
okay it ain't fun
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wait wait you can't lock me in here i'm
on the honor roll
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drake do something yeah what do you want
me to do tell them we didn't steal those
grills i did they don't believe us
i don't belong in prison prison is for
scum
and lowlifes
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except for you guys
i'm sure you're all wonderful people
maybe later we can all get together no
let me have you here
i have a piano lesson
don't freak out all right we'll figure a
way out of this but until then
just be cool okay these kids are tough
right
hiya so
where do you go to school
you know what color your guts are
no i do
is your father a surgeon
not a good friend for you
hey give me your shoes
i'm not giving you my shoes
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drake give him your shoes well these
have
special art supports
parker nichols i need to talk to you oh
thank you thank you
[Laughter]
try and hurt me now
he hurt me with my own underwear
well looks like you two boys are in some
serious trouble
no we didn't do anything well then how
come your partner's sweating so much
it's hereditary i come from a family of
moistmen
look i told you we're innocent look all
i know is last month
a truckload of gary coleman grills were
stolen out of whippany new jersey
eyewitnesses say the thieves were two
clean-cut caucasian males
there you go we're not caucasian we're
white guys
go ahead we know you two stole the
grills why don't you just admit it
look i told you we were at the premiere
and and two guys came up to us and
offered us a job selling grills
okay what were the names of these two
guys um well well one of their names was
a
guy a guy
what was his buddy's name
buddy
i see and did they have a third partner
named pal
what about dude with dude in on it with
them
hey i think you're mocking us
i just want to know one thing
why combine a personal grill with an mp3
player now that is bizarre
i don't know we didn't make them no you
just stole them
right josh confessed i did not well then
you lied to him
how many songs does it hold up leave me
alone i'm confused and
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sweaty
okay you guys get one phone call each
i only get two chances to dab his phone
yeah better call mom and dad
right
wait hang on denise i got another call
on the other line
hello megan listen it's drake me and
josh are in jail
yeah right
what she hung up on me
give me the phone
wait hang on denise got another call
hello megan it's josh where's mom and
dad
look i'm on the other line with denise
megan it's important
hang on let me get off my other call
denise i gotta go my big boob of a
brother's on the other line
still me josh what's your problem
denise and i are trying to talk about
ponies megan
listen to me drake and i are in jail i
swear
wait you're seriously in jail yes
those gary girls were stolen now listen
to me we're supposed to meet the grill
guys at the premiere in an hour
so tell mom and dad what
the ponies lay eggs
this is important now would you stop
playing around give me
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megan
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all yours
man where's striking josh i don't know
he told him five right
you're supposed to be here at five hello
hi hi what's up you waiting for drake
and josh maybe
and who are you their sister and how can
we help you
i want to sell grills
what are you talking about look let's
not play around i can sell stuff way
better than drake and josh can
that means i can make you guys more
money than them but i doubt it
do you
excuse me ma'am yes i don't mean to
bother you but if i don't sell these
girls
my daddy makes me sleep in the backyard
can you please buy one i miss my bed
of course how much are they 39.95 each
or two for a hundred i'll take both
here's a hundred
thank you
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well okay
you're good i know can you drop off the
girls at my house i sell them when we
split the profits 50 50.
50 50. you're on your mind yeah we were
only paying your brothers 20
look i know the girls are stolish
why would you say that because i'm not
stupid and i want 50
you're not getting half yeah we stole
the grills
we took the risk oh okay
that's all i needed to hear gentlemen
buddy guy meet the fbi fbi mean buddy
you set us up yeah i did she's wearing a
wire
yeah it was did it sweetie good going
megan
come with us please turn around hands
behind your back
let's go buddy actually i'm guy
guy yeah i've read about prison
and it ain't fun
excuse me are you this little girl's
father
yes i am how dare you make her sleep in
the yard
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sorry what happens
mom dad parker nichols you're free to go
we're getting out how come because your
sister worked with the fbi and helped
him set up a sting
which helped him find the guys who
really stole the grills
megan you helped us don't get used to it
so are drake and josh free to go almost
there is somebody who does want to say
one thing to them
mr coleman
well you're gary coleman i know who i am
what are you doing here i'm sure he's
here to thank you for finding his stolen
grills
actually no that's not why i'm here
you sold all my grills so i'm here to
collect the money
oh we kind of spent it yeah
we're really sorry
[Laughter]
you know i know you didn't spend all my
money
because if you did i'd be really upset
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oh your money yeah yeah
they're money we have your money where's
my money uh
we left it in this cell right here yeah
right right under the bench
right guys it took years
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she at home right behind you
drake josh you better come back here
agent hey
give me your shoes back off sorry
i want the two mermaid tables and i want
the vibrating chair
uh i want the rocket bubblegum machine i
want the lava lamp
soda machine yes the soda machine i
forgot the hockey table
i want the hockey table and i want the
translucent chair
oh please can we keep the chair have you
sat in it
yes keep it
02x12 - The Gary Grill
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Series follows two teenage stepbrothers Drake Parker and Josh Nichols as they live together despite opposite personalities.
Series follows two teenage stepbrothers Drake Parker and Josh Nichols as they live together despite opposite personalities.