- ♪ On your mark
♪ Get ready to race
♪ One, two, three, let'’s blaze ♪
♪ So buckle your seat belt, we'’re gonna scream and yell ♪
♪ When Blaze goes saving the day ♪
♪ Blaze, Blaze, Blaze
♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme some speed ♪
♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪
♪ Yeah
♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪
♪ Yeah
♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪
♪ Yeah, let'’s blaze ♪
[upbeat music]
♪
- Hello, Monster Machines!
Today'’s race is about to begin.
So let'’s hear some noise!
[cheers and applause]
- Whoo-hoo! - Yeah!
[truck horn honking]
- Whoo-hoo!
♪
- Hey, over here, over here!
- Hey, Blaze, can I get a picture?
- How about an autograph?
- Okay, okay.
- So, Blaze, do you think you'’re gonna win today or what?
- All I know is, we'’re gonna do our best.
Right, A.J.?
- You said it, Blaze!
- Whoo-hoo! - We love you, Blaze!
[horn honking]
- Coming through.
No pictures, please.
And no autographs.
I'’m too busy.
- Crusher!
Crusher, sweetie!
Your number one fan is here to watch you race!
- I know that voice.
It'’s--it'’s...
My Grammy!
♪
- Crushy.
- [laughs]Grammy!
I'’m so happy you'’re here!
- Mwah.
Me too, sweetie.
I came to see you race.
- Oh, you mean you came to see me win.
- [laughs]
Oh, Crushy.
All that matters to me is that you do your best.
- Oh.[laughs]
- Racers to the starting line.
- Whoo!
Good luck, sweetie.
[smooches]
- Thanks, Grammy.
See you at the finish line!
♪
[smooches]
- [smooches]
- Hey, Crusher.
Who'’s that?
- It'’s my Grammy!
Isn'’t she the best?
Love you, Grammy!
- [smooches]
- All right, racers.
Get ready...
get set...
go!
[engines revving]
[tires screeching]
[upbeat rock music]
♪
[tires squealing]
♪
- Go!
Go, Crushy!
[engines revving]
♪
- [honks horn]
Grammy!
Grammy, look at me!
I'’m winning!
[tires squealing]
- I see you, sweetie.
You'’re very fast.
- [giggles]
If Grammy thinks I'’m fast now,
wait till she sees this!
[giggling]
I'’ll be the fastest Monster Machine with my...
rocket skis!
♪
Whoo-hoo!
Grammy! Hey, Grammy!
Look how fast I am now.
Whoa!
[screaming]
[goofy music]
[screams]
♪
[yelling]
♪
Stop, rocket skis!
You'’re going the wrong way-- [yells]
♪
- Crusher?
Where are you going?
- [yells]
- The finish line'’s over there.
[tires screeching]
- Owie!
- [yelling]
I can'’t...
stop these...
rocket skis!
[yells]
- Oh, my!
Crusher has left the building!
- [yelling]
♪
- Oh, no!
Crusher'’s in big trouble.
- We'’ve got to stop those rocket skis and save him.
- Wait for me, dearies.
- Grammy?
- That'’s right.
And if my Crusher'’s in trouble,
then I'’ve got to help save him.
Hang on, Crushy!
Grammy'’s coming!
[tires squealing]
- Follow that Grammy!
[upbeat music]
♪
- ♪ Gotta drive, drive, drive ♪
♪ Till we touch the sky
♪ Well, I go real fast
♪ Gonna feel alive
- ♪ Sing along! - Yeah!
♪ Kick into overdrive
♪ '’Cause this is the ride of our lives ♪
- ♪ Go, go, go
- ♪ The ride of our lives - ♪ Go, go, go
- ♪ The ride of our lives - ♪ Go, go, go
- ♪ It'’s time to fly ♪
♪ This is the ride of our lives ♪
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
- ♪ Ride of our lives!
[goofy music]
- Whoa! Whoa!
[yelling]
Whoa! [yelling]
♪
Ugh! Sticky!
♪
Ew! Stinky!
♪
[giggling] Tickly!
♪
You know, I'’m starting to think these rocket skis
were a bad idea.
[yelling]
♪
[yelling]
♪
- Excuse us! - Coming through!
- Make way for Grammy, pretty please.
- [screaming]
- My goodness, Blaze.
Those rocket skis aren'’t stopping.
How are we gonna rescue my sweet Crushy?
- Don'’t worry, Grammy.
We'’ll think of something.
- I have an idea!
Look!
A jump rope! - Yeah!
[engine revving]
Maybe this will stop the rocket skis.
- [yelling]
♪
- Well? Go on.
Give it a try.
♪
- [yelling]
♪
[screams]
- Lug nuts!
The rocket skis pulled so hard on the jump rope
that it broke!
- Oh, dear.
It wasn'’t strong enough.
- The jump rope didn'’t have enough tensile strength.
- Tensile strength is how hard you can pull on something
before it breaks.
- To rescue Crusher, we need to find something
with so much tensile strength,
that it won'’t break,
no matter how hard the rocket skis pull.
- [yelling]
I can'’t stop!
Help me!
- Hang on, Crushy!
We'’re coming!
[tires squealing]
♪
- [yelling]
- Oh, my!
Those rocket skis are taking my Crushy
towards that warehouse.
- Uh-oh.
But that'’s the crab warehouse!
- Crab warehouse?
[yells]
♪
[yells]
Crabs!
- Hello!
- Pinching crabs.
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[crabs chittering]
[whimpering]
♪
- There he goes!
Out the back door. - Wait, Grammy!
Watch out.
There are pinching crabs everywhere.
[crabs chittering]
- Oh, these little critters don'’t look so bad.
Coochie, coochie, coochie, coo.
[crabs chittering]
Oh!Manners.
[crabs chittering]
Oh, dear.
- Quick, Grammy.Up here.
♪
- Whew! Such grabby little creatures.
- To catch up with Crusher, we need to get to that door.
- But we can'’t drive there.
Not with all these pinching crabs in the way.
[crabs chittering]
- Hey, I have an idea.
Let'’s use these cords to swing over the crabs.
- Ooh, Blaze!
You'’re so clever.
Now, stand back, dearies.
Grammy'’s gonna swing.
Whee!
♪
Uh-oh.
[yells]
♪
Whew!
Thank you, Blaze.
That cord wasn'’t strong enough to hold old Grammy.
- To swing over the crabs,
Grammy needs a cord with a tensile strength of...
.
- Ooh, what about this one, Blaze?
- Hmm...
Is that the number ?
No.
This cord'’s tensile strength is only seven.
- Oh, dear.
I better try another.
- Is that the number ?
Yes!
This cord has just the right tensile strength.
- Well, all righty.
Time to swing.
Ya-hoo!
♪
Whee!
Whew! Grammy'’s still got it.
- Yeah!
- Nice one, Grammy.
- All right, A.J., your turn.
To swing over the crabs, A.J. needs a cord
with a tensile strength of .
- Is this the number ?
Yeah!
- Go for it, A.J.
♪
- Whee!
[crabs chittering]
Yeah!
♪
- Nice swinging, young fella.
- Now it'’s my turn.
To swing, I need a cord with a tensile strength
of .
Is this the number ?
No.
Well...
is this the number ?
Uh-uh.
That'’s only .
Hmm...
is this ?
Yes!
♪
Here I go!
Whoo-hoo!
[crabs chittering]
Yeah!
- All right! - Yeah!
- Whoo!
We made it out of the crab warehouse.
- Hey!
[chittering]
- You know, crabby, I bet you wouldn'’t pinch so much
if I knitted you a nice pair of mittens.
♪
There.
What do you think?
- I love them!
[chittering]
- Ah! - Ooh!
[crabs chittering]
- Grammy!
[yelling]
- Crusher!
Don'’t worry, sweetie.
Grammy'’s coming!
[tires screeching]
♪
- [yelling]
♪
[yelling]
♪
[horn honks]
♪
[yells]
- I'’m coming, Crushy!
- Those rocket skis are going so fast.
We'’ve got to find something to stop them.
- Last time, we tried to stop the skis with a jump rope.
But it broke.
So this time, let'’s try...
a garden hose!
- Yeah!
That hose is thick and rubbery.
I bet it has more tensile strength than a jump rope.
- Do you think this hose is strong enough
to stop the rocket skis?
Let'’s try it.
♪
- Whoa!Whoa!
[yelling]
♪
- Oh, no! It broke!
- [yelling]
- My poor Crusher.
He'’s in such trouble.
- Don'’t worry, Grammy.
We'’ll stop those rocket skis.
- Yeah!
We just have to keep looking and find something
with enough tensile strength.
- Well, come on, then.
Let'’s get to it.
[tires squealing]
♪
- ♪ Tensile strength
♪ Pull till it breaks
- ♪ Have you ever tried a tug of w*r ♪
♪ With a piece of spaghetti?
♪ '’Cause if you'’re gonna pull with all your might ♪
♪ Better hope that material is ready ♪
- ♪ Tensile strength
♪ Pull till it breaks
♪ Drawn out
♪ Stretched out
♪ How much tension can it take? ♪
♪ Tensile strength
♪ Pull till it breaks
♪ Does it start to pull apart? ♪
♪ How much tension can it take? ♪
- ♪ Tensile strength!
[soothing music]
- [yelling]
[goofy music]
♪
[yelping]
♪
[yelling]
♪
[yelling]
♪
- I'’m coming, Crushy!
And nothing'’s gonna get in my way.
Oh, dear.
Is something in my way?
♪
- Gaskets!
Look out, Grammy!
♪
- Whew!
That was a close one.
- Oh, but we have to get past these logs.
My Crushy'’s counting on me.
- Don'’t worry, Grammy.
A.J. and I can engineer something to get past the logs.
- I know!
What if we build a wood chipper?
When logs go into a wood chipper,
this sharp piece spins around and chops them up
into little pieces.
Then, all the pieces go sh**ting out the back.
- Come on.
Let'’s turn me into a wood chipper.
The first part I need is a knuckle boom arm.
It grabs the logs and pulls them into the chipper.
To make the knuckle boom arm,
say, "knuckle boom arm."
Knuckle boom arm!
[machinery whirring]
Great!
Now I need the chipper disc.
That'’s the sharp part that spins around to chop up the logs.
To make the chipper disc, say, "chipper disc."
Chipper disc!
[machinery whirring]
And last, we need the discharge spout.
It'’s a pipe that sh**t out the chopped up pieces of wood.
To make the discharge spout, say, "discharge spout."
Discharge spout!
[machinery whirring]
Whoo-hoo!
I'’m a wood chipper Monster Machine!
♪
- All right!
- Looking sharp, Blaze.
Now, let'’s chop up those logs.
- You got it, Grammy.
[tires squealing]
[engines revving]
♪
- Ooh. Get ready.
Here they come!
- Help me use our wood chipper to chop up these logs.
When you see logs coming this way,
say, "logs."
all: Logs!
♪
[machinery buzzing]
♪
- All right! - Yeah!
- That was some wood chipping, Blaze.
- Come on, let'’s keep moving.
- When you see more logs coming,
say, "logs."
all: Logs!
♪
[machinery buzzing]
- Yeah! - Great job, Blaze.
- Watch out, dearies.
That sounds like more logs.
- When you see logs coming this way,
say, "logs."
all: Logs!
♪
[machinery buzzing]
- All right! - Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo!
- Just a little farther,
and we'’ll be at the top of the hill.
- When you see the logs coming,
say, "logs."
all: Logs!
♪
- I got it!
♪
[engine revving]
[machinery buzzing]
- Oh, yeah!
- Whoo-hoo! - Whoo-hoo!
- We made it past the logs!
- High-tire.
- [yelling]
- There he goes!
- Crushy!
- Grammy!
Help!
- Come on, this way, guys.
[tires screeching]
♪
- [yelling]
♪
[yelling]
♪
All right, rocket skis.
You need to stop before we run into any more gross stuff.
Like those...
spider webs!
♪
Ugh! Yuck!
[sputtering]
Okay, rocket skis.
I mean it this time.
No more running into gross things, like...
bananas?
♪
Ugh!
[sputtering]
That is it, rocket skis!
No more spider webs and no more bananas.
I definitely don'’t want to crash into that big,
disgusting mud mountain.
♪
Mud Mountain?
Grammy!
♪
[yelling]
- Gaskets!
The rocket skis are going to make Crusher crash
right into Mud Mountain.
We'’ve got to rescue him, fast.
- But how, Blaze?
We don'’t have anything with enough tensile strength
to stop the rocket skis.
- But I do!
We can use my yarn.
♪
Now, sure, one piece of yarn doesn'’t have
a lot of tensile strength,
but when I put two pieces together,
it gets stronger.
And the more yarn I have,
the stronger it gets.
♪
- Go, Grammy!
- Knit like the wind!
♪
- Whoa!
- Check it out.
Grammy'’s making a thick rope with a lot of tensile strength.
- And that...
should...
do it.
There!
- Wow, that'’ssomerope.
- Come on!
Let'’s try it.
[engine revving]
- Hurry, dearies!
Rescue my Crushy!
- You can count on us, Grammy.
- [yelling]
- Uh-oh, Crusher'’s almost at Mud Mountain.
- [screams]
Help!
- To catch up with Crusher,
we'’re gonna need blazing speed.
♪
To give me blazing speed,
say, "let'’s blaze!"
both: Let'’s blaze!
♪
[engine revving]
♪
- [yelling]
- Quick, Blaze. Now'’s your chance.
- Do you think Grammy'’s rope is strong enough
to stop the rocket skis?
Let'’s see.
♪
- [yelling]
- Look!
Grammy'’s rope has so much tensile strength,
the rocket skis can'’t break it.
- [yells]
[whimpers]
Wait, what?
I stopped.
They stopped the rocket skis!
♪
- Crushy. You'’re okay.
- Grammy, you did it!
You saved me!
- Oh, Grammy would do anything for you,
my sweet, sweet Crushy.
[smooches] My baby boy.
- [giggles]
- Glad you'’re okay, Crushy.
Uh--I mean, Crusher.
- Yeah.
And you'’ve got one cool Grammy.
- Hey! I have an idea.
What do you say we go celebrate with a little ice cream?
- Oh, yeah! - Sounds great.
- [giggles]
What kind of ice cream, Grammy?
- Any kind you want, honey.
- Oh! I'’m gonna get vanilla.
No, wait, I'’m gonna get strawberry.
No, chocolate!
Oh, or cherry.
Chocolate cherry!
- ♪ It'’s Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪
♪ It'’s Blaze ♪
♪ And the Monster Machines
♪ Buckle up, gonna roll
♪ Yeah, we'’re ready to go with Blaze ♪
♪ You'’ll be amazed ♪
♪ It'’s Blaze ♪
♪ And the Monster Machines
♪ It'’s time ♪
♪ For adventure extreme
♪ Gonna kick it in gear
♪ We'’ll be catching some air with Blaze ♪
♪ And the Monster Machines
♪ It'’s Blaze ♪
♪ And the Monster Machines
02x13 - Rocket Ski Rescue
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AJ is an 8-year-old techie who drives monster-truck Blaze and go on adventures that have them taking on problems involving science and math.
AJ is an 8-year-old techie who drives monster-truck Blaze and go on adventures that have them taking on problems involving science and math.