02x23 - Ted the Bed

[bunniefuu]

- [babbling] One plus one equals two.

- Hmm. Interesting.

- As you can see, we'’ve added one...

- Oh, hi.

Norville and I are playing school.

He'’s the teacher-- Mr. Norville.

- [clears throat] As I was saying,

and one plus two equals three.

- [giggles] And I'’m the student.

That'’s why I'’m sitting at this desk

and writing with this pen.

Today all the magic words have the "eh" sound

and the letter E in them.

So I made a desk and a pen...

[bell rings]

And that bell.

Excuse me!

Mr. Norville?

- Huh? - The school bell just rang.

You know what that means?

- [gasps] Playtime?

- Playtime! - Playtime, whoo-hoo!

- Mr. Norville loves playtime.

- Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Wally found a stick

♪ Waved it in the air

♪ All these magic words went flying everywhere ♪

♪ If you need a friend to lend a helping hand ♪

♪ You can call on Wally

- ♪ Say "Wallykazam!"

- ♪ Anything is possible with Wally ♪

♪ All you need is a word

♪ Say the word, say the word ♪

all: ♪ Wallykazam!

- ♪ Say it, say it

♪ Hear the music playing now

♪ Say the word, say the word ♪

all: ♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo

- ♪ Wally, Wally, Wallykazam! ♪

- [barks]

[acoustic guitar music]

♪

- Hi, we'’re having a sleepover in our clubhouse.

Come on in.

My friends are here for the sleepover.

We'’re gonna be here all night.

We already ate popcorn and read a story,

and now we'’re playing "Duck, Duck, Goblin."

- Duck,

duck,

duck,

goblin!

- Ha-ha! I'’m always the goblin.

Whoo-hoo-hoo! - [giggling]

- Got you! [all giggling]

- That was great.

Let'’s play another-- [yawns]

Ooh, sorry.

I'’m getting sleepy. - Really?

I'’m not sleepy at all-- [yawns]

[giggles] Okay, I guess I am.

[all yawning]

- Same here.

- [yawns] Me too.

Looks like it'’s time to go to sleep.

We already brushed our teeth and put on our pajamas.

- Yeah. - Yep, uh-huh.

- Bobgoblin'’s pajama hat can even glow in the dark.

Red, blue, pink,

green, rainbow.

- Whoa, neat hat, Bobgoblin.

Now all we need are the sleeping bags.

So who brought them?

[all murmuring] - Oh, I thought you were...

- [gasps] Uh-oh.

Nobody brought the sleeping bags.

We don'’t have anywhere to sleep.

- Ooh, maybe we can find something to sleep on,

like a cot.

- Or a couch

or a bed.

- [gasps] Wait. Bed.

Bed.

Today all the magic words have the "eh" sound

and the letter E in them.

B...ed.

Does bed have the "eh" sound in it?

Yeah, it does.

I can make us a bed.

- And we'’ll call it Ted.

all: Ted?

- Of course.

Bobgoblin names all of his furniture.

I have Champ the Lamp, Mabel the Table,

Yvette the Dinette Set, so if we make a bed,

we have to name it Ted.

- [laughs] Ted the Bed.

That is pretty funny.

And Ted has the "eh" sound in it.

- [gasps] Yeah, make it, Wally.

- Yeah! - Make the bed!

- All right, let'’s do it.

Wallykazam! Wallykazed!

We can sleep on...

Ted the Bed!

[triumphant fanfare]

- Hey, everybody! I'’m Ted the Bed!

- Whoa, it worked.

Hi, Ted, I'’m Wally, and these are my friends.

Norville... - Hello.

- Libby Light Sprite... - Hi-ya.

- Ogre Doug... - Hi.

- And I'’m Bobgoblin.

Pleased to meet you, Bed.

- It'’s nice to meet you guys too.

So what are we doing tonight?

- Well, we'’re having a sleepover and...

- A sleepover?

Oh-ho-ho-ho, boy!

You can have lots of fun at a sleepover.

What should we do first?

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! We could read a story.

Or eat some popcorn.

- Um, we already did those things.

- Or we could play "Duck, Duck, Goblin."

- Ooh, we did that too.

- I was the goblin.

- Or how about a pillow fight?

Ha!

[both giggling]

- [gasps] Or...

we could play outside!

[laughs] This is great.

What a night!

- No, Ted come back! - Um, Ted!

- [laughs]

- Or look at the stars or maybe--

all: Ted!

- Oh, sorry, were you trying to say something?

- Ted, we already did a lot of those things.

Now we'’re tired.

[all yawning]

- Uh-huh. - We really are.

- So tired.

- That'’s why we made you.

We needed somewhere to sleep.

- Oh, I see.

- Um, what'’s wrong, Ted?

- [sighs] It'’s just...

beds never get to have fun at sleepovers.

Nobody ever plays games with beds

or reads stories with beds.

They just want to sleep on us.

[sighs] Well, come on.

Let'’s go to sleep.

- Oh, I'’ve never seen a bed

look so sad before.

all: Yeah.

- Hey, what do you think--

should we play one quick game with Ted?

all: Yeah!

- You mean it? Really?

Oh, boy!

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

Can we play hide-and-seek?

Please? Can we, can we?

- [laughs] Sure, Ted.

We can play hide-and-seek.

You can even be it.

- Well, fold my blankets. I can be it?

I'’ve always wanted to be it!

- Well, you'’re it,

and you better be good, Bed, very good,

because Bobgoblin is an outstanding hider.

That means I'’m very, very good at it.

- Ooh, boy. I love a challenge.

Okay, okay, I'’ll start counting.

[clears throat]

, ,

, ... - Come on, guys.

Let'’s go hide.

- , ...

- Hurry, Norville.

We got to find somewhere to hide.

- [barks] Ooh!

Can you see me?

- Yeah, I think we need a better hiding spot, buddy.

Ooh, maybe I can make us something to hide in.

Like, um, uh,

a shell.

Does shell have the letter E in it?

Yeah, it does,

and it has the "eh" sound.

Sh...ell.

We can hide in a big shell.

[triumphant fanfare]

- [barks] Whoo-hoo!

- Three, two, one!

- Quick, shut the shell.

- Ready or not, here I come!

Oh, boy, oh, boy. Okay, let'’s see, let'’s see.

Where could everyone be hiding?

Hmm, maybe behind that rock!

Or in that bush!

Or... [gasps]

Under the bed?

Ha!

Nope.

Huh, no one there.

- [whispering] Ted doesn'’t see us.

- Nah-uh.

- How about...

behind this shell?

- [giggles] - Nope.

Nobody there. - [giggling]

- Shh, Norville, don'’t laugh so hard.

- [laughs]

[boing!] Oops.

- Aha! Found you, found you!

- [giggles] Yeah, you did.

Nice seeking, Ted.

- Thanks, and nice hiding.

Now come on, let'’s go find the others.

Let'’s see...

Nobody there. Nobody there.

Nobody there.

Nobody there.

- [yawns]

- Nobody in that yawning bush.

Wait a minute.

That'’s not a yawning bush.

That'’s a yawning ogre!

Aha! Found you, found you!

- Well done, Ted. [yawns]

But I can'’t stop yawning.

- [yawns] Me neither.

I hope we find Bobgoblin and Libby soon.

Where could they be?

- I don'’t know.

I'’m too busy looking at these beautiful glowing rocks.

[stutters] Hold on.

Rocks don'’t glow.

Aha!

Found you, found you!

- [giggles] Yep, you did.

Guess my sprite light kind of gave me away, huh?

- Actually, I thought the glowing might be

Bobgoblin'’s pajama hat.

- Me too.

Speaking of which, where is that guy?

- I don'’t know.

Bobgoblin could be hiding anywhere in these woods.

[together] Yeah.

- What do you think, Ted?

Should we team up to find him?

- Sure! You know what they say--

"Two beds are better than one." [chuckles]

Of course, you guys aren'’t beds.

Ah, but that'’s all right.

- [laughs]

Shh!

They think I'’m hiding in the woods,

but, no, I'’m not.

Bobgoblin is actually hiding in the pillows.

[laughs]

Told you Bobgoblin is an outstanding hider.

Bobgoblin.

In the pillows.

- Huh? What was that?

Eh, nothing.

All right, guys,

let'’s go find that goblin.

all: Bobgoblin! Bobgoblin!

- Bobgoblin!

Wow, we can'’t find him anywhere.

[all yawning]

- Uh-uh. - Uh-uh.

- And we'’re getting really tired.

[all yawning]

- Uh-huh.

- We can'’t go back to the clubhouse

and go to sleep until we find him, so...

maybe we should split up to find him faster.

- Oh, yeah, Ogre Doug and I can check that way.

- Great, and remember: Bobgoblin'’s wearing

a glow-in-the-dark pajama hat.

Just look for glowing things.

- You got it. - Good luck, my friends.

- Okay, let'’s see.

Just look for glowing things.

Glowing things, glowing--

[gasps] Oh, hey!

Maybe we can ask that glowing thing

if it'’s seen any glowing things.

- [gasps]

Ted, that glowing thing is a glowing thing!

- [gasps] Well, tuck me in, it is!

- [gasps]

- That must be Bobgoblin in his pajama hat.

After him!

- [barking] - Let'’s go.

Uh-oh. He ran down the hill.

- We need to get down there fast.

Hmm, if only we had a wagon or a sled.

Wait, wagon or sled?

Which word has the sound "eh" in it?

"Wagon" or "sled"?

Yeah, "sled"!

We'’ll go down the hill

in a sled!

[triumphant fanfare]

- Whoa! Ted the Bed is on a sled!

- Yep, now hang on.

all: Whoo-hoo! Whoa!

- Whoo! [laughing]

Whoo, boy!

No bed has ever done this before.

[laughs] Whoa-ho-ho-ho!

Whoo! - Ooh!

There'’s the glow!

- Yeah.

- Uh-oh, he just turned left.

- Ooh, left. Left.

Does "left" have the "eh" sound in it?

Yeah, it does.

We can go left too.

Left!

- Whoo! - Yeah!

- Look, the glow is right ahead of us.

It went behind that rock.

- Oh, time to stop.

Hit the brakes!

- Uh, Ted, sleds don'’t have brakes.

- Oh.

Then do something else!

- [barks] - Ooh, I know.

Magic stick, give me a word.

Thanks! Can you help me read this word?

N...et.

N...et.

What word is that?

Yeah, net!

That'’ll stop us.

Net!

all: Whoa!

- Oh! - Oof!

- Phew, we stopped. - Phew.

- And there'’s the glow.

Aha! We found you, Bob--

Night Dragon?

- Oh, you look nice. How you been doing?

- Oh, hi, Norville. Good. How about you?

- Oh, the glow was coming from our friend Night Dragon.

- Yeah!

[both babbling]

- [laughs]

- All right, Norville.

We got to keep searching.

Nice to see you, Night Dragon.

- You too. Later, Norville.

Bye-bye! - Bye-bye!

- Have a good night!

Wow, I can'’t believe

I got to see a Night Dragon.

Wait till my Aunt Bedna hears about this.

- [laughs] Come on, guys.

We still have to find Bobgoblin.

- Yes, you do, Wally Trollman,

but you never will, oh, no, no,

because he won'’t think to look

in the pillows.

[laughs]

I am so comfy.

- [yawns]

- Aw, I know you'’re sleepy, buddy...

[yawns] And so am I,

but we can'’t go to bed until we find Bobgoblin.

- [yawns]

Okay.

- Hey, don'’t worry, guys, we'’ll find him soon.

I mean, really, how many other glowing things can there be?

- You'’re right. Let'’s go!

[upbeat music]

♪

♪ When you'’re feeling really sleepy ♪

♪ But you'’ve got a job to do ♪

- [groans]

- ♪ Put a little fun into it

♪ To wake you up and get you through ♪

♪ Now we'’re staying awake for some fun ♪

♪ Staying awake for some fun ♪

- Okay.

- ♪ What would not be right on a normal night ♪

♪ Is just the way we'’re gonna get it done ♪

- ♪ Say hello to the moonlight glow ♪

♪ And good-bye to the sun - Bye-bye.

all: ♪ '’Cause it'’s way, way, way ♪

♪ Way, way past our bedtime

♪ But we'’re staying awake for some fun ♪

- ♪ Ooh, yeah

- ♪ Something up ahead is glowing ♪

♪ I can see it getting near

- [groans]

- ♪ That'’s the trouble with the nighttime ♪

- ♪ Things are not what they appear ♪

all: ♪ But we'’re staying awake for some fun ♪

♪ Staying awake for some fun ♪

- ♪ What would not be right on a normal night ♪

♪ Is just the way we'’re gonna get it done ♪

both: ♪ Say hello to the moonlight glow ♪

♪ And good-bye to the sun

all: ♪ '’Cause it'’s way, way, way ♪

♪ Way, way past our bedtime

♪ But we'’re staying awake for some fun ♪

- ♪ Eyes wide

♪ Everywhere is the bright side ♪

♪ Everything is a night light ♪

♪ Shining on everyone

- [barks] Whoo-hoo!

all: ♪ '’Cause it'’s way, way, way ♪

♪ Way, way, way, way, way

♪ Way past our bedtime

♪ But we'’re staying awake for some fun ♪

♪

- [yawns] - So sleepy.

- [yawns]

I just can'’t keep my eyes open.

- Me neither.

And look at Norville.

- [snoring]

- [laughs] Aw.

The poor little guy'’s so tired.

[yawns] Whoa, so am I.

We really need to find Bobgoblin.

- You do, but you won'’t, Bed.

Not tonight.

Because Bobgoblin is an outstanding...

[yawns]

And sleepy...

[sighs]

[weakly] Hider.

- What are we gonna do?

We searched everywhere for Bobgoblin.

- Yeah, the only place we haven'’t looked

is way on top of that mountain,

the one with the colorful glowing light.

all: [gasp] Colorful glowing light?

- Huh? Dragon biscuits?

- Well, straighten my sheets!

That must be Bobgoblin!

- Yeah, it could be his pajama hat.

Remember?

Red, blue, pink, green, rainbow.

- There'’s just one problem.

How are we gonna get Ted

all the way up there?

- Good question.

Think, Ted. Use your headboard.

Oh, I know. I'’ll fly!

[strains]

Wait, no I won'’t. I'’m a bed.

We come with blankets and sheets, not jets.

- [gasps] Hang on--jets.

Does "jets" have the "eh" sound in it?

Yeah, it does.

Ted, I can give you jets.

- Ooh, good idea.

- Yeah, great idea. - Yeah, do it.

- Wallykazam! Wallykazets!

We'’ll fly Ted there by giving him jets!

- Whoa! I'’m like an airplane.

[jet engines whirring]

Yep. Greatest night ever.

Now come on. Climb aboard Air Ted.

- Yeah! - All right!

- Hello, this is your captain speaking.

Please stow your slippers underneath your blankets

and fasten your bedsheets,

because we'’re ready for takeoff!

all: Yay! Whoo-hoo, yeah!

- Whoa!

- Whee! - Oh, yeah!

- Outstanding flying, Captain Ted.

- Thanks, and look!

We'’re almost at the top of the mountain.

- Oh, lights straight ahead!

- [gasps] It'’s Bobgoblin! I just know it!

Found you, found-- [all gasp]

- Huh?

[all squeaking]

- Um, what is that?

[funky music]

[all squeaking]

- Wally, that'’s a Fruzzlewuzzle Dance Party!

They have one every night.

It'’s very cute and very funky.

[all squeaking]

- I can'’t believe it.

I really thought that light was Bobgoblin.

- I know, we'’ve looked everywhere,

but there'’s still no sign of him.

all: Uh-uh...

- [yawns]

I don'’t know when we'’ll ever get to sleep tonight.

- Oh, I'’m sorry, guys.

I shouldn'’t have made you play hide-and-seek.

It'’s just, I get so excited and...

- [snoring]

- Hey, what was that?

- [snoring] - I don'’t know.

It sounds like snoring,

but we'’re all awake.

- Yeah, huh. - That'’s weird.

- Hmm, then where'’s that snoring sound coming from?

Yeah, it'’s coming from in the pillows.

What is it?

all: Ah!

- [shrieks]

- Bobgoblin, you were here the whole time?

- [laughs] Yep, in the pillows.

Congratulations, you finally found me.

- We found Bobgoblin?

I knew we could do it! all: Whoa!

- All right!

Whoo-hoo! [all scream]

- [gasps] Oops.

I'’m coming!

[all screaming]

- And...

Got you!

- Whoa. Outstanding catch, Ted.

- Thanks, and sorry about that.

I get a little excited.

Now come on, everyone. Let'’s go home to sleep!

all: Whoo-hoo!

- Can you believe it? We found Bobgoblin.

And we made a new friend.

- And, oh, boy, did I have the best night ever.

Thanks to you guys, I got to go to a sleepover

and play hide-and-seek and find Bobgoblin.

Wait, where is Bobgoblin?

- In the pillows!

[all laughing]

[all snoring]

- Hi, it'’s time for Norville to go to bed.

- Uh-huh.

- And to help him sleep,

I always sing him a little song.

Here it goes.

♪ Dragon, dragon, go to sleep ♪

♪ Dragon, dragon, time for bed now ♪

- [yawns]

- ♪ You took a bath and brushed your teeth ♪

♪ Now it'’s time to lay your head down ♪

- [sighs]

- ♪ Warm and clean from head to feet ♪

♪ We snuggled up to read a story ♪

♪ All those tiny dragon treats ♪

- Oh...

- ♪ Make your pj'’s look so yummy ♪

- Ah-- - Norville.

Don'’t eat your pajamas.

- [sighs] Okay.

- ♪ There'’s a moon above the trees ♪

♪ And the evening light is fading ♪

♪ So, dragon, dragon, go to sleep ♪

♪ Dragon, dragon, dreams are waiting ♪

- [snoring] - Shh. [giggles]

- ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally ♪

- ♪ A-Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally ♪

- ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wa

all: ♪ Ba-bah - Wallykazam!

- ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally ♪

- ♪ A-Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally ♪

- ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wa

- ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally ♪

- Wallykazam!

all: ♪ Doodle-oo, doo, doo - Wally!

all: ♪ Doodle-oo, doo, doo - Wally!

all: ♪ Doodle-oo, doo, doo - What?

all: ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wallykazam! ♪