02x12 - The Great Missing Potato

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Wallykazam!". Aired: February 3, 2014 – September 9, 2017.*
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Revolves around young troll Wally Trollman, who uses his magic stick to turn words into physical objects or occurrences, along with his pet dragon Norville and other friends.
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02x12 - The Great Missing Potato

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- Look, Norville, there it is.

- Oh, yeah.

[both chuckling]

- Hi. - Hello.

- I made a fish who can dash.

Dash means to run really fast.

I made it with my magic stick

because today all the magic words

end in the "sh" sound,

and the letters S and H together.

Like in fish and dash.

Fish and dash both end with "sh."

Fish. Dash.

And boy, can this fish dash.

- Yeah.

Whoo-hoo! Go fish!

[chuckles]

Huh? Hey.

- Wow. - Whoa.

- Look at it dash.

both: Aah! - [chuckles]

- Whoa. The fish that can dash

made a really big splash.

[both laughing]

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Wally found a stick

♪ Waved it in the air

♪ All these magic words went flying everywhere ♪

♪ If you need a friend to lend a helping hand ♪

♪ You can call on Wally

- ♪ Say "Wallykazam!"

- ♪ Anything is possible with Wally ♪

♪ All you need is a word

♪ Say the word, say the word ♪

[all] ♪ Wallykazam!

- ♪ Say it, say it

♪ Hear the music playing now

♪ Say the word, say the word ♪

[all] ♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo

- ♪ Wally, Wally, Wallykazam! ♪

- [barks]

[playful music]



- Just a little further, buddy.

- [sighs] Okay.

- Hi.

We're on our way to the Great Wishing Potato.

It's a magical potato that grants one wish per day.

And we have a really important wish to make.

- Mm-hmm. - Go ahead, Norville.

Tell them.

- [barking] Today I was playing with

Squeaky Cyclops and then he stopped squeaking.

[groans]

- Squeaky Cyclops is Norville's favorite toy.

But today he stopped squeaking.

- Come on. Squeaky.

[growling]

[barking]

See? No squeaks.

[groans]

- No squeaks.

We did everything we could to fix him.

Even my mom tried. And moms can fix anything.

- Except Squeaky Cyclops.

- Except Squeaky Cyclops.

So we're going to wish for Squeaky Cyclops to be fixed.

- Yeah. - Ooh, buddy, look.

There's the Great Wishing Potato.

- Whoo-hoo!

- Let's go.

[rumbling]

[both gasping]

- What's that?

- Goblin Guard?

- Oh, yeah.

We have to get past a Goblin Guard.

He's big and he's strong and he's--

[rumbling]

[both gasping]

both: Bobgoblin?

- Halt!

I am the Bobgoblin Guard.

[grunts]

Aah.

Whoa. Oof.

[grunts]

Bobgoblin Guard.

- Huh? - Bobgoblin,

you're not the real Goblin Guard.

- Wally Trollman is correct.

That's the real Goblin Guard.

- All right, I got my fishing pole and my kite.

Now I'm ready for my big day off.

Remember, Bobgoblin, while I'm away,

it's your job to protect the Great Wishing Potato.

- Yes, sir, Mr. Goblin Guard, sir.

Bobgoblin will stay here and keep the potato safe.

- I know I can count on you.

Tah-tah.

[hums]

- Isn't he the greatest?

- Wow, Bobgoblin.

How did you get such an important job?

- My mom knows his mom.

Now, Bobgoblin must protect the potato

just like the real Goblin Guard.

- Okay, well, we won't be long.

We just have one wish to make.

- Halt!

[groaning]

To get a wish,

you must give the Bobgoblin Guard a present.

It's a Wishing Potato rule.

- Oh, we don't have a present.

Ooh, but maybe I can make you one.

Today, all the magic words end with the "sh" sound.

What about a...

brush?

- Ooh, Bobgoblin would love a brush.

- Does brush end with the sound "sh?"

Brush.

Yeah, it does.

Brush.

Bobgoblin Guard, here's your...brush.

- Yes!

Now I can brush my ears.

- Your ears? - Huh?

- ♪ Brushing my ears, brushing my ears ♪

♪ Feels so good

♪ Brusha brush brush brush brush ♪

♪ Brush brush brush

- [chuckles] Guess he likes the brush.

- That was lovely. Thank you.

Okay, Wally Trollman and Norville Trollman,

you may now approach the Great Wishing Potato.

Bobgoblin Guard.

- Let's go, Norville.

It's time to fix Squeaky Cyclops.

- Woo-hoo! Squeaky Cyclops.

- The Bobgoblin Guard says you may now make your--

[both gasping]

- Oh.

[dramatic music]

- [gasps] The Great Wishing Potato is...

all: Rolling away!

- Aah! The Goblin Guard is going to be very unhappy

with Bobgoblin.

I didn't protect the potato.

I lost it!

- [whimpering]

- And we didn't fix Squeaky Cyclops yet.

- What are we going to do, Wally Trollman?

- Yeah, what are we going to do, Wally Trollman?

- Uh, guys, we gotta catch that potato.

Come on! - [barking]

[exciting music]

- Come back, Potato!

- It's too far away.

We have to run faster.

We need to rush or hurry.

Rush or hurry.

Which word ends with "sh?"

Rush or hurry?

Yeah, rush.

Let's rush.

all: Whoa!

- [panting] Almost got it.

- Jump! - Woo-hoo!

[all grunting]

- Huh? - Huh?

[both gasping] - Aah!

- The potato just sank in the river.

- Oh, that's not good.

Not good at all.

- [humming]

[all gasping] - It's the Goblin Guard.

- Ah. [humming]

[grunting]

- He did say he was going fishing.

- If the Goblin Guard sees that Bobgoblin lost the potato,

he'll be very upset.

Quick, hide!

- [humming]

[gasps] Oh, boy!

I caught a big fish.

[grunting]

- [gasps]

Or a big potato.

What if he caught the potato?

- Come on, fishy.

Here fishy fish fish fish.

[chuckles]

[grunting]

Huh? A grimy boot?

I love it!

[all sigh]

- It's not the potato.

- [chuckles] Won't catch anything

better than this today.

[chuckles]

[all gasp]

- [humming]

- He's gone.

Now, how were we going to get the potato out of the river?

- Oh, ooh!

Bobgoblin will get it to come out of the river

by doing the call of the potato.

Caw-caw, caw-caw, caw-caw!

- Huh?

- Come to Bobgoblin, potato.

[playful music]

Never mind. Not working.

- Ooh, I know what to do.

Magic stick, give me a word.

Thanks.

Can you help me read this word?

F...ish.

F...ish.

What word is that?

Yeah, fish.

We can fish the potato out of the river,

like how the Goblin Guard fished out the boot.

Let's fish.

Ha!



[gasps] I caught something.

- Oh, please let it be the potato.

- [grunting]

Wow, it's heavy.

Help me pull, guys.

[all grunting]

- Come to Bobgoblin.

Let's go.

Potato!

- We got it!

- [barking]

[all gasp]

- That dragon got it.

- [barking]

- [gasps] It's gone!

The Goblin Guard will be so upset.

- Huh? Oh, Squeaky Cyclops.

- Don't worry, buddy.

We'll get you that wish.

Come on! After that potato!

- [barking]

- We're coming, potato! - [barking]

- There's the dragon.

- [barking gibberish]

- Hi.

We just--

Um, she doesn't seem to be listening.

- [barking gibberish]

- Excuse me. We want--

- [barks gibberish]

[barking gibberish] - Can we--

- [barking gibberish] - Excuse me--

Uh-oh. She's a Gabbin' Dragon.

Gabbin' Dragons love to talk.

She's talking so much I can't ask for the potato.

- Uh-huh!

- [barking gibberish]

- Gabbin' Dragon, stop talking and hand over the potato.

- [barking gibberish]

- She won't stop talking!

Hush, dragon, hush.

- Wait. Hush.

Is hush a magic word?

Yeah, it ends in "sh."

Hush.

We can make the Gabbin' Dragon...hush!

- [barking gibberish]

- Hello, Gabbin' Dragon!

- Hello.

- Hello.

- May we please have that potato back?

- Hmm?

- Well, you see, it's our potato,

and we lost it,

but we really need it back.

- Oh, okay.

- All you have to do is drop it.

- Okey-dokey! Drop!

all: Aah! - Oh.

- Well, we did tell her to drop it.

Hurry, Norville. After that potato.

Thanks, Gabbin' Dragon.

- You're welcome!

[barking gibberish]

- ♪ Mash, mash, mash a potato, doot doot doot ♪

Ooh, big one.

These are perfect.

[hums]

- Anyone see the potato?

- ♪ Mash, mash, mash a potato doot doot doot ♪

♪ Mash a potato, mash, mash, mash a potato ♪

♪ Flat doot doot doot doot

- [gasps] Wait.

Mash a potato?

- It's Gina Giant!

She has the Great Wishing Potato!

- [gasps] And she's about to mash it.

- No!

- We have to stop her.

- [hums]

- [gasps] The Goblin Guard.

We can't let him see us, or he'll know

we lost the potato. Hide!

Act like a tree!

I am a tree.

- Bobgoblin...

- I know.

I'll make us something to hide behind.

Like a rock, or a bush.

Which one ends in the "sh" sound?

Rock or bush?

Yeah, bush.

Bush.

Get inside so he can't see us.

- Bobgoblin. - Bobgoblin, stop that.

- I can't help it.

- [hums]

Ooh. Oh.

Huh.

[humming]

- Phew, that was close.

- Um, where's Gina Giant?

- There. With the potato.

- Hurry, before it gets mashed.

- ♪ Mash, mash, mash a potato, mash, mash, mash a potato ♪

♪ Mash, mash, mash a potato flat ♪

So delicious.

♪ Mash, mash, mash a potato, smash, smash, smash a potato ♪

♪ Mash, smash, bash a potato splat! ♪

- ♪ Hurry, this is turning out to be ♪

♪ One gigantic lunch emergency

♪ Squeaky Cyclops has a chance if we ♪

♪ Speed up some more

♪ We'll try anything and everything--Gina! ♪

- ♪ I don't think she's listening ♪

- ♪ Catch her quick before she gets to the ♪

- Door. - ♪ Oh, mash, mash

- Wait, I know. - [singing]

- Ear push! [grunting]

- Whoa, it actually worked! - [singing]

- Come one, everybody. - Yeah.

- [barks]

- ♪ Mash, mash, mash a potato, smash, smash, smash a potato ♪

♪ Mash, smash, bash a potato splat ♪

- Hurry, we can climb that broom.

- ♪ Hello, Gina, I can't wait to be ♪

♪ Smashed and cooked all soft and buttery ♪

♪ Leave no trace of what I used to be ♪

♪ Down in the ground

♪ Silky smooth, you barely have to chew ♪

♪ I should warn you, once you try them, you ♪

♪ Can't go back to bumpy, solid, and brown ♪

♪ So...Mash

- ♪ She's gonna do it

- ♪ Mash - ♪ Is that potato singing?

- ♪ I don't know, but we can deal with that later ♪

- Hurry!

- ♪ Mash all: ♪ Gina, Gina

- ♪ Smash all: ♪ Gina, Gina, stop!

- ♪ Don't mash the Great Wishing Potato ♪

- ♪ We're begging you - ♪ Please

- Huh?

Hey, Wally!

- Gina!

- Norville!

- Gina!

- Gina!

- Bobgoblin!

What are you guys doing here?

- Stopping you from mashing the Great Wishing Potato.

- I'm not mashing the--

Whoa.

I almost mashed the Great Wishing Potato!

- Yeah, that was close.

We gotta get it back to where it belongs.

- And we have to hurry,

before the Goblin Guard sees it's missing!

Let's go.

- Bye! - See ya!

- Bye, Gina! - Good luck, guys!

♪ Mash, mash, mash a potato, doot doot doot ♪

[playful music]

- We got the potato.

Nothing can stop us now.

- Except the Goblin Guard. Look!

- Ah, what a delightful day that was.

Time to go back and check on Bobgoblin.

[hums]

- [gasps]

He's going back to check on Bobgoblin.

But Bobgoblin's not there.

Bobgoblin is here.

And so is the potato!

- Uh-oh.

- Don't worry. We're faster than him.

We can b*at him back.

- Oh.

I forgot I have this.

- What's he doing?

- [gasps] Is that a...

all: Jetpack?

- Ooh, hoo-hoo-hoo! Yay!

- He's got a jetpack!

- [gasps] We need a way to go really fast.

Ooh, what was that word I used before to go faster?

R...

R...u...

Yeah, rush!

Magic stick, we need to... rush!

[playful music]

Come on.

- Bobgoblin will steer.

all: Whoo-hoo!

- Yeah, faster!

[all laugh]

- Goblin Guard up ahead!

all: Aah!

- Quiet, so he doesn't hear us.

[all whispering] Aah.

- [humming]

- He didn't notice us.

- All right! - Whoo-hoo!

- We're almost there.

You can stop rushing now.

- [gasps] I can't. - Me neither.

- Uh-oh.

all: Aah!

Oof!

- [gasps] - Oh, no.

- We broke the potato.

The Goblin Guard is going to be very unhappy.

- Poor Squeaky Cyclops.

- And now we can't fix Squeaky Cyclops.

- He'll just be...Cyclops.

- Yeah, buddy. He'll just be Cyclops.

- Oh.

- This is terrible. Awful.

Bobgoblin did not protect the potato.

Bobgoblin splatted the potato.

Oh, I wish this never happened.

I wish the potato were all better.

I wish we could fix it.

- Wait. Wish.

Wish! That's it.

What sound does wish end with?

Yeah, "sh." Wish is a magic word.

That means we can fix the Great Wishing Potato,

by making a...wish.

- [gasps] Do it, Wally Trollman.

- Yeah, do it, Wally Trollman.

- Wallykazam, Wallykazish, fix this potato,

that is my wish!

[magical music]

- We did it, all right! - Whoo-hoo-hoo!

- We did it!

- I'm back.

- Hello, sir Goblin Guard, sir.

All is well here.

The potato is protected.

How was your day off?

- Lovely. First, I went fishing.

Caught a glorious, grimy boot.

Then, I flew my kite, and eh--

Oh, the wishers are still here.

- Hi. - Hello.

- Did they give you a present?

- Yes, sir.

A brush.

- Huh?

Hmm, hmm. Ooh.

[laughs] A fine one.

Bobgoblin, you have done a great job protecting the potato.

- Thank you, sir.

Norville Trollman, you may now make your wish.

Bobgoblin Guard.

- Go ahead, buddy.

Wish for Squeaky Cyclops to be fixed.

- Okay.

I wish for Squeaky Cyclops to be fixed.

- I think your wish is working, Norville.

[magical music]

Squeeze Squeaky Cyclops, buddy.

See if he's fixed.

[squeaks] - [gasps]

[squeaking]

Whoo-hoo! Oh, yeah!

Squeaky Cyclops!

[squeaking] - [growling]

- It worked, buddy. He's fixed.

[squeaks]

Can you believe it?

Squeaky Cyclops works again.

And we helped Bobgoblin protect the Great Wishing Potato.

See, Bobgoblin? Everything turned out all right.

- Not now, Wally Trollman. I'm brushing my ears.

[all laugh]

- Oh, you.

- And now, a word from Bobgoblin.

Bobgoblin.

Ooh.

W...ig.

Wig.

Ooh, Bobgoblin likes wigs.

But not this wig.

Bobgoblin is not a clown.

Bobgoblin has to change the word.

Take away the W...

Now, I will add a P.

P...ig.

Pig.

- [snorts] [squeals]

- Aah!

No more things on Bobgoblin's head.

I must take away the P...

And add a J?

J...ig.

Jig.

Jig?

[Irish jig music]

Oh, a jig is a dance.

[gasps] Bobgoblin loves to jig.

Time to finish big!

[laughs]

Bobgoblin.

- ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally ♪

- ♪ A-Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally ♪

- ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wa

all: ♪ Ba-bah

- Wallykazam!

- ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally ♪

- ♪ A-Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally ♪

- ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wa

- ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally ♪

- Wallykazam!

all: ♪ Doodle-oo, doo, doo

- Wally!

all: ♪ Doodle-oo, doo, doo

- Wally!

all: ♪ Doodle-oo, doo, doo

- What?

all: ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wallykazam! ♪
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