02x05 - Critter Campers

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Wallykazam!". Aired: February 3, 2014 – September 9, 2017.*
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Revolves around young troll Wally Trollman, who uses his magic stick to turn words into physical objects or occurrences, along with his pet dragon Norville and other friends.
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02x05 - Critter Campers

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- Norvillekazam!

Norvillekazoo!

Whoo-hoo!

- [laughs] Hi!

Norville'’s pretending to have his own magic stick.

[babbling]

[laughs] I made Norville his own stick.

Because today, all the magic words

start with the letters S and T.

Together they sound like "st",

like in stamp and store and stick.

All right, buddy, wanna help me cast a word?

[barks]

Okay, how about we make some st...stars?

- Yeah. both: Stars!

both: Ooh!

- Whoo-hoo-hoo! Norvillekazam!

- [laughs]

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Wally found a stick

♪ Waved it in the air

♪ All these magic words went flying everywhere ♪

♪ If you need a friend to lend a helping hand ♪

♪ You can call on Wally

- ♪ Say "Wallykazam!"

- ♪ Anything is possible with Wally ♪

♪ All you need is a word

♪ Say the word, say the word ♪

all: ♪ Wallykazam!

- ♪ Say it, say it

♪ Hear the music playing now

♪ Say the word, say the word ♪

all: ♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo

- ♪ Wally, Wally, Wallykazam! ♪

[barks]

[upbeat music]



- Hi! - Hello!

- Norville and I are on our way to Critter Campers.

both: Critter Campers, salute!

- It'’s a group for kids and their pet critters.

Today we'’re going on a long hike

and at the end we'’re camping.

- Whoo-hoo! Camping!

Huh?

- Huh? Uh-oh. You lost your badge, buddy.

- Uh-oh.

Yeah. Oh.

Salute. [whimpers]

- Huh. It keeps falling off.

It'’s not sticky enough.

- Oh...

- Wait! Sticky, sticky.

Today all the magic words begin with the letters S and T.

Together they sound like "st."

Does sticky begin with "st?"

Yeah, it does!

St...icky.

I can make the badge sticky!

- Ooh!

Salute!

- Perfect. Come On!

- [barks]

- Ooh, I almost forgot to tell you the best part,

while we'’re camping tonight we get to eat s'’mores!

- Ooh, s'’mores.

- Have you ever had them?

- I sure have,

and they are delicious!

both: Bobgoblin?

- Ooh, s'’mores are my favorite dessert.

I even have a picture of them.

Mmm, so chocolaty...

so graham crackery...

so marshmallowy...

So let'’s go eat some!

- Um, Bobgoblin, you have to be in Critter Campers

to come camping and eat s'’mores.

Which means, you need a critter.

- Uh-huh.

- A critter?

[gasps] Bobgoblin has an idea!

See ya later, Wally Trollman.

- Come on, buddy, we don'’t want to be late.

- Yeah [barks]

[lively music]

- Ooh, look, Norville,

it'’s all our Critter Camper friends.

Hi, guys! - Hello!

all: Hi, Norville. Hi Wally.

- All right, settle down, critters.

Settle down, campers.

- Oh, and that'’s our camp leader, Stan of the Swamp.

together: Critter Campers, salute!

- Salute.

Now, as you know, Critter Campers

follow the rules and rule number one

says that every camper must have a critter.

So, campers, show us your critters.

- Hello, I'’m Camper Doug

and this is my critter, Borgelorp.

- Doot-do-do doo-doo-do doo!

- Hi, I'’m Camper Light Sprite

and this is my critter, Chickephant.

- [bocks]

- And I'’m Camper Trollman

and this is my critter, Norville.

- Hello!

- All right, that'’ll do.

Now, rule number two says that

critter campers always work together.

We cooperate because...

together: We'’re great when we cooperate.

- That'’s right, and, boy, do you need

to cooperate on today'’s hike.

This is the trail.

First, you must go past the purple prickly plants,

then, around the toebug tree,

and finally, over Humongous Hill

to the campsite.

There you'’ll camp and eat s'’mores.

together: Ooh, s'’mores.

- But rule number three says

you have to get there before nighttime

or you don'’t get to eat any s'’mores at all.

[all gasp]

- [gasps] Is right.

Now, for the hike,

each camper gets a partner.

Uh, let'’s see, Libby Light Sprout--

- Uh, Light Sprite, sir.

- Sprite, right.

You'’ll be partners with Ogre Dave.

- Ogre Doug, sir.

- That'’s what I meant.

Here'’s your map of the trail.

Get hiking!

- See ya at the campsite.

- Come on, Borgelorp. - [bocks]

- That leaves you, Trollman.

Hmm, we need to find a partner for you.

- Bobgoblin: I'’ll be his partner!

together: Huh?

- Camper Bobgoblin reporting for duty, sir.

- [barks]

- And this is my critter, Hortis.

- [babbling]

[howls, babbles]

- All right, guess that'’ll do.

[panting]

Here'’s your map.

Good luck and good-bye.

- Uh, where'’d you get Hortis, Bobgoblin?

- He'’s my uncle Robgoblin'’s dragon.

I'’m borrowing him for the day.

Isn'’t he the cutest?

- Hi. [panting]

[barking]

- Hey!

- Hortis, put Norville'’s hat down.

Bobgoblin, can you get him to--

Bobgoblin?

- Come on, let'’s go eat s'mores.

- Uh, don'’t worry, Norville, I'’ll get him to stop.

Ooh, I know, Hortis...

dragon biscuit!

- Hmm?

[gasps]

[crunches]

- There you go, buddy.

- Um, thank you...

- Uh, Wally Trollman,

s'’mores, this way.

- Bobgoblin, you can'’t just run off on your own.

If you wanna get to the campsite,

before nighttime, and eat s'’mores,

we need to cooperate.

- We do? Why?

- Because...

both: we'’re great when we cooperate.

- Now, come on, let'’s work together

to get our critters down the trail.

- Hortis, come on, boy.

Follow Bobgoblin.

- [sniffing]

- Huh, I think he'’s looking for dragon biscuits.

- Well, maybe we can lead him down the trail with some.

Hmm, there'’s only one left.

To get Hortis down the trail

we need a lot of dragon biscuits.

Like a pile or a stack.

Wait, pile or stack.

Which word starts with "st?"

Pile or stack?

Yeah! Stack!

We'’ll make this one biscuit into a whole stack.

Here you go, Bobgoblin.

Let'’s lead Hortis like this.

- Huh? [howls]

[crunches]

- Go get the biscuit, you little angel you!

- [barking]

[chews]

- Wow, it'’s working.

- Sure is. And if we keep cooperating like this

we'’ll be at the campsite soon.

- Or...we could toss the biscuits really, really far.

Then, we would get there even faster.

- No, I don'’t think we should--

- Doing it! [grunts]

- Ooh. [barking]

- Bobgoblin, that'’s really far.

- I know, and look how fast Hortis is going.

He'’s flying away.

[gasps] Wait, he'’s flying away!

Hortis, come back!

- Ooh. [chomps]

- Hortis!

- Hortis.

- Come back, Hortis!

- Hortis, where are you, boy?

- Hortis.

Hmm? [gasps]

[babbles]

- [chomping]

- Yeah, he'’s just across those purple prickly plants.

Purple prickly plants...

[gasps] It'’s the first place on our hike.

See?

- Whoo-hoo! - Way to go, us!

- Hmm...

but purple prickly plants prickle, they hurt.

We can'’t just walk through them,

but maybe there'’s a way we could walk over the plants.

- Oh, Wally Trollman, I know how we can do that.

We just need one of those things.

- One of what things?

- You know, those things.

You get on them, you walk around like this...

[grunts]

- Oh, you mean stilts.

- No. Maybe.

Yes, I do mean that.

Stilts! - Stilts.

Does stilts begin with the letters S and T?

Yeah, it does!

It'’s a magic word, so I can make us...

Stilts!

These are perfect, Bobgoblin.

- I know, let'’s go.

all: Whoa!

- Walking on stilts is hard.

- Uh-huh. Whoa. - Whoa.

No, this way stilts. This way, I say.

Whoa!

- Whoa. I just can'’t stay steady.

Wait, st...eady.

Steady starts with "st."

We can be...steady!

- Whoo-hoo! - Phew!

- Ooh, much better.

- Look, we'’re steady on our stilts.

We can walk on them.

- Yeah, and we can also hop

and leap and twirl and tip toe!

Tip-tip-tip-tip-tip...

- Bobgoblin, it'’ll be nighttime soon,

we need to hurry if we want to eat s'’mores.

- [gasps] You'’re right. Quick!

Stilt run!

[all grunt]

- All right!

We made it past the purple prickly plants.

[gasps] And that'’s the toebug tree.

The second place on our hike. See?

- [snoring] - Whoo-hoo! And there'’s Hortis!

Aww, he'’s napping up in the tree.

Isn'’t he the cutest?

- Oh...uh-huh.

- [gasps] Guys, look, at the bottom

of the Toebug tree are...

all: Toes! Toe! Toes!

- [whispers] Toebugs.

- [whispers] Why are you talking like this, Wally Trollman?

- Because, if those toebugs notice us

they'’ll tickle our toes.

both: Tickle our toes!

- That'’s what they do, so we need to cooperate

because...

both: We'’re great when we cooperate.

- Now, let'’s all work together

to think of a way to quietly wake up Hortis.

- [gasps] Ooh, I know, I could shout at him.

- No, Bobgoblin, we need to--

- Doing it. Hortis, wake up!

It'’s me, Bobgoblin!

- [snoring] Huh?

Ooh. [babbles]

together: Toes.

- Uh-oh, the toebugs noticed us.

toebugs: Toes, toes, toes, toes.

- Quick, everyone, run!

Or be tickled.

toebugs: Toes!

all: Oh, no.

- One of them'’s tickling my toe.

[laughs] My big toe.

- Hey, toebugs, that totally tickles.

[all laughing]

- Hurry, this way! toebugs: Toes, toes.

- Quick, we'’ve gotta hide from the toebugs.

- Behind this, Hortis.

- [babbles]

- Ah-ha, no one can see us now.

- Nuh-uh.

both: Of course we can!

- We need something big to hide us.

Like a st...statue? Statue.

Do you think statue is a magic word?

Yeah, it is.

Statue starts with "st."

Let'’s hide behind a...statue!

- Ooh, what lovely marble.

- Bobgoblin, hide!

toebugs: Toes toes!

together: Toes?

[deflated] Toes. Toes, toes.

- We did it. We lost them!

[all cheer]

- And look, we'’re at Humungous Hill.

We'’re almost done with our hike, see?

- Wow, this hill is very, very big.

- Very, very, very big.

- Yeah, and it'’s almost nighttime.

We need to get over it fast if we want to eat s'’mores.

[gasps] Ooh, maybe I can make us something

to get over the hill.

- Yeah, like an airplane.

- It has to be a "st" word, Bobgoblin.

- Okay, how '’bout a stairplane?

- Have you ever heard of a '’stairplane?'

Me, neither.

- Then what about a stotorcycle?

Or a stelicoptor? Or a stump truck?

- [gasps] Or a stagecoach.

together: A stagecoach?

- Yeah, a stagecoach is like a really big wagon.

Wallykazam! Wallykazagecoach!

To get up that hill, we'’ll take a...stagecoach!

together: Ooh!

- [barks]

- Yep, that'’s how a stagecoach works, buddy.

I'’ll hook you up to the front and then you pull it.

- All right!

[grunting]

- Hmm, but the stagecoach

is a little too heavy for you.

I think we need Hortis to help.

- [sniffs]

[babbles]

- Good luck with that, Wally Trollman.

- Bobgoblin, we have to work together

to hook Hortis up to the stagecoach.

We need to cooperate.

- But, aren'’t we always late when we cooperate?

- No, we'’re great when we cooperate.

[upbeat music] both: ♪ We'’re great ♪

♪ When we cooperate

♪ We'’re great when we cooperate ♪

- ♪ If I push up

- [grunts] ♪ And I push down

Why isn'’t he moving?

- ♪ We only work against each other ♪

♪ Never cover, cover any ground ♪

♪ Do you know what together means? ♪

- Oh, I know... ♪ At the same time

And pull!

- ♪ Well it'’s even better when ♪

♪ We'’ve got the same thing ♪

♪ The same thing in mind

♪ With one the climb is long and steep ♪

♪ With two you'’ll find there'’s some relief ♪

♪ Now add a plan and catch the sun ♪

♪ That'’s how one and one ♪

♪ Add up to getting anything

both: ♪ Done, done, done - ♪ Done, done, done

both: ♪ Add up to getting anything done ♪

- [babbles] - Yeah!

♪ We'’re great when we cooperate ♪

- Now I get it.

- ♪ They say two heads

- This way critter partner! - Huh?

- ♪ Are better than one

[barks]

- ♪ But without everybody knowing where they'’re going ♪

- ♪ It might as well be none Let'’s go!

both: ♪ With one the climb is long and steep ♪

♪ With two you find there'’s some relief ♪

♪ Now add a plan and catch the sun ♪

♪ That'’s how one and one ♪

- ♪ And one - ♪ And one

together: ♪ Add up to getting anything ♪

♪ Done, done, done, done, done, done ♪

♪ Add up to getting anything

♪ Done, done, done, done, done, done ♪

♪ Add up to getting anything ♪

♪ Done

- There'’s the campsite, we'’re gonna make it!

- [sniffs] Oh, I can smell those s'’mores already!

- [barking] [sniffs]

[howls]

- Uh-oh, Hortis can smell them too,

he'’s going faster.

- No, I don'’t think we should go any--

- He'’s doing it!

[ barking]

together: Whoa, whoa!

- Oh, no, if we go any faster

we'’re gonna lose control!

[thuds] all: Aah!

- Look, the stagecoach is headed straight for the campsite.

- Rule number :

Add the graham cr*cker, then the chocolate,

then the marsh...mallow!

[grunting]

- Uh... both: Camp Leader Stan?

- Camp Leader Stan! - [bocks]

- The stagecoach has our camp leader.

Come on, we have to help him.

- Wahoo.

- Somebody stop this thing!

- Don'’t worry, sir, we'’ll save you!

- Trollman!

Rule number clearly says

you can'’t stagecoach your camp leader!

Aah!

Hoo!

- [grunts] Thanks, buddy.

Now I just need a word to stop this--ah, ah...

[gasps] My stick!

- I'’ve got it, Wally Trollman.

I'’m here to help,

because I'’m great when I cooperate!

- Way to work together, Bobgoblin.

Now, we just need to stop this stagecoach.

Magic stick, give me a word!

Quick! Can you help me read this word?

St...op. St...op.

What word is that?

Of course, stop!

We can make this stagecoach...stop!

both: Whoa!

- [blubbers]

I did not enjoy that.

- Uh, sorry, sir!

We didn'’t mean to stagecoach you, sir.

- No, sir.

Now, may we please have some s'’mores?

- S'’mores? I dunno know about that.

Let'’s see what the rules say.

Hmm, rule number says

because your team cooperated so well, you--

[gasps] get to eat even s'’more s'mores!

- Even s'’more s'mores?

both: s'’mores!

[all laugh]

all: [chewing] Delicious. Mmm...

[clucks]

all: [chewing]

- Mmm.

- Can you believe it?

We cooperated and made it to the campsite

and now, we'’re eating s'mores!

- Excuse me, Wally Trollman,

Hortis would like another s'’more.

- Oh, sure! Here you go, Hortis,

s'’more s'mores.

- [chomping]

[gulps]

- Isn'’t he the cutest?

- [sighs]

[all laughing]

[lively music]

- Everyone loves their pets,

so now, I, Libby Light Sprite,

will write the word pet

with light!

Let'’s see...

pet, p...et.

It starts with "puh", the letter P.

Okay, "puh", "eh"...

Hmm, next comes..."eh".

[gasps] The letter E!

Whee!

"Puh"..."eh"..."t"...

[gasps] The last letter is T.

Whoo! Ooh, and remember to cross it.

There...

And now, I will pet the word pet.

Aww, who'’s a good pet?

Are you a good pet?

Yes, you are!

See? Pets love to be petted!

- [barks]

- ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally ♪

- ♪ A-Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally ♪

- ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wa

all: ♪ Ba-bah - Wallykazam!

- ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally ♪

- ♪ A-Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally ♪

- ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wa

- ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally ♪

- Wallykazam! all: ♪ Doodle-oo, doo, doo

- Wally! all: ♪ Doodle-oo, doo, doo

- Wally! all: ♪ Doodle-oo, doo, doo

- What?

all: ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wallykazam! ♪
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