02x13 - Going Coconuts

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Wallykazam!". Aired: February 3, 2014 – September 9, 2017.*
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Revolves around young troll Wally Trollman, who uses his magic stick to turn words into physical objects or occurrences, along with his pet dragon Norville and other friends.
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02x13 - Going Coconuts

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- Hi! - Hello!

I made a hat,

but it'’s not just a regular hat.

It'’s a cat-hat.

Meow.

I made it with my magic stick,

because today, all the magic words rhyme with "hat."

Like cat.

Hat. Cat.

See, they rhyme.

They both end in "at."

Do you like my cat-hat?

Uh-huh.

Well, then, you'’ll really love...

my mat-cat-hat!

Ooh, mat-cat-hat.

And that'’s not all.

It isn'’t?

I can make my mat-cat-hat...

[squeak]

A bat-mat-cat-hat!

Ooh, I love it!

Norville loves my bat-mat-cat-hat.

How about that?

[all laughing]

[upbeat music]

♪ Wally found a stick

♪ Waved it in the air

♪ All these magic words went flying everywhere ♪

♪ If you need a friend to lend a helping hand ♪

♪ You can call on Wally

♪ Say "Wallykazam!"

♪ Anything is possible with Wally ♪

♪ All you need is a word

♪ Say the word, say the word ♪

[all] ♪ Wallykazam!

♪ Say it, say it

♪ Hear the music playing now

♪ Say the word, say the word ♪

[all] ♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo

♪ Wally, Wally, Wallykazam! ♪

[barks]

[humming [span]Charge[/span]fanfare]

Wally Trollman steps up to the plate.

Hi. Norville and I are playing ball.

I made us hats and a bat too.

Here'’s the pitch from Norville.

[grunts]

Wow, incredible catch by the young dragon Norville!

[barks, cheering]

Nice one, buddy.

Ooh, I know how I can hit one really far.

I can make this bat... fat.

Today the magic words all rhyme with "hat."

Hat. Fat.

Hat. Fat.

Do those words rhyme?

Yeah, they do.

Fat.

Whoa. [grunts]

Whoa!

Now I can hit one really far.

Ready, Norville.

[grunts]

And it'’s outta here!

Whoo-hoo! All right.

- Yeah! [both cheer]

Whoo-hoo! Go, Wally! Yeah!

Wizard Jeff.

That'’s our neighbor Wizard Jeff.

Wally, I have a very, very big, large,

very large, huge, big, big, enormous,

large, very, very quite large

and big favor to ask you.

It'’s, uh, well, it'’s big.

What is it, Wizard Jeff?

I'’m going on vacation to the beach,

and I need somebody to take care of my house

while I'’m gone.

Will you do it?

Really?

You want me to watch your magical house?

Of course I will!

Great! I think you'’re very dependable, Wally.

I trust you.

If you say you'’ll take care of my house,

then I know you will.

Did you hear that, Norville?

- I'’m dependable. - Dependable.

And you'’re very dependable too, Norville.

Why, thank you, Wizard Jeff.

Here is the key to my magical house.

Now there are three things for you to do in my house.

You'’ll find notes inside telling you what they are.

Got it.

Oh, uh, and one more thing.

When you'’re inside my house,

don'’t ever, ever, ever--

as in ever, say the word "coconuts."

- Huh? - Um...

Why would I ever say "coconuts"?

[gasps] Wait, I just said "coconuts"!

[gasps] I said it again!

You know, it happens more than you think.

You'’d better say it a bunch of times now

before you go inside.

Coconuts. Coconuts. Coconuts. Coconuts. Coconuts.

Coconuts. Coconuts. Coconuts. Coconuts.

Perfect. Thanks, Wally.

Thanks, Norville. Floobiddy fleach.

Wizard Jeff to the beach.

Come on, Norville, let'’s go take care

of Wizard Jeff'’s house.

But remember: Don'’t say "coconuts."

Why can'’t Wally Trollman say "coconuts"

in Wizard Jeff'’s house?

Oh, hi, Bobgoblin.

We'’re not sure, but he told us never to say it.

Maybe Wally Trollman should say "coconuts"

in Wizard Jeff'’s house,

so we'’ll know why we'’re not supposed to say "coconuts"

in Wizard Jeff'’s house.

- Eh? - Not gonna work, Bobgoblin.

Bobgoblin will find a way to make Wally Trollman

say "coconuts."

Coconuts!

[Wally] Here we are. Wizard Jeff'’s house.

[upbeat music]

[barks]

Oh.

Oh, your paws are a little dirty.

We should wipe our feet before we go in.

But there'’s no mat to wipe them on.

Wait. Mat, hat.

Mat. Hat.

Does "mat" rhyme with "hat"?

Yeah, it does.

I can make a mat.

Mat.

[grunts]

There, now we can go inside.

Uh-huh.

That was awesome!

Yeah, awesome!

[both] Wow.

Whoa, a walking table.

- Wow. - And it brought us snacks.

Thanks, walking table.

Thank you, walking table.

This really is a magical house.

Wow, what do all these do?

[clicks]

[Wally grunts]

- Aah! - Whoa!

[both laugh]

Whoa, it turned us upside down.

Wow!

Switch it again, buddy.

[clicks]

[both] Whoa.

[both laugh]

Ooh. What'’s this?

"To...do."

Oh, it'’s the first to-do note.

Hiya, Wally. Here'’s your first to-do.

Please water my plant.

It gets really thirsty,

so give it lots of water.

Thanks. Flurbiddy fley.

Note fly away!

Huh?

There'’s the plant.

Now we just need some water from the kitchen sink.

Here we go.

[both] Huh?

- Aah! - [groans]

[both] Whoa!

It'’s raining in the kitchen.

I guess this is how sinks work

in a wizard'’s house.

We need something to catch the rain,

so we can water the plant.

Uh... maybe a word can help.

Magic stick, give me a word!

Thanks. Can you help me read this word?

V...at.

Vat.

What word is that?

Yeah, vat.

"Vat" rhymes with "hat."

Wait, vat?

I'’ve never heard that word before.

- What'’s a vat? - I don'’t know.

I guess we'’ll find out.

Vat!

Oh, that'’s a vat.

It'’s like a tub. Perfect.

[both grunt]

All right, Norville, follow that cloud!

[both grunting]

Whoa!

[sighs] That'’s enough water.

I'’ll turn the cloud off.

All right, to the plant.

Careful, Norville, the floor'’s a little wet.

[cheerful music]

- Oh, thanks, mop. - Thanks, mop.

- Phew. - Whoo.

The first to-do is done.

Wizard Jeff asked us to water his plant,

and we did.

We are dependable.

Yeah, dependable.

Wally Trollman! Wally Trollman!

Oh, hi, Bobgoblin. What are you doing here?

Bobgoblin has a very important question for you.

What rhymes with "shmoconuts"?

"Shmoconuts"? Um, I don'’t know.

- Maybe coco-- - No!

[gasps] Bobgoblin!

You'’re trying to get us to say that word,

but we'’re not gonna say it.

Nuh-uh!

Oh, you will say it, Wally Trollman.

You will say it.

Bobgoblin.

Oh! "To...do."

Our second to-do note.

Hi, Wally. Here is to-do number two.

Please take out the trash.

It'’s in the kitchen. Thanks.

Flibity fletti, note is confetti!

Take out the trash.

That seems easy.Right?

Yeah.

There'’s the trash can.

Huh?

Well, that was weird.

Hey, come back here, trash can.

[babbles]

Why are you hopping away, trash can?

[gasps] Huh?

Too bad trash cans can'’t talk.

Wait, maybe I can make the trash can talk to us.

Then it can tell us why it'’s hopping away.

But "talk" is not a magic word.

It doesn'’t rhyme with "hat."

Ooh! I know another word that means "talk."

"Chat."

Chat. Hat.

Do they rhyme?

Yeah! "Chat" and "hat" rhyme.

We can make the trash can chat

and tell us why it'’s hopping away.

Chat!

Hello, there. The name is Trash.

Last name Can.

[gasps] I'’m talking!

I'’m chatting!

We made you chat, Mr. Can,

because we want to ask you a question.

Why are you running away from us?

Well, you didn'’t tell me a joke.

Wizard Jeff always tells me a joke

before he takes out the trash.

Oh, all right.

Hmm...um...

- Knock, knock. - Who'’s there?

- Trash can. - Trash can who?

Trash can you let us take out the trash?

[laughs]

Trash can--I lo-- I love it!

Oh, wow! I love that joke![laughs]

Guess he liked the joke.

[laughs] Oh, me, oh, my.

Funny stuff.

Okay, you may now take out the trash.

Ahh.

- Thanks! - Just set it by the door.

Carl the trash bug will get it.

[grunting]

Thanks, Carl!

[chuckles] Fun house.

Yeah. [laughs]

Norville, Wizard Jeff asked us to take out the trash,

and we did.

We are very dependable.

Yeah, dependable.

Wally Trollman, I need your help!

What is this?

It'’s a banana, Bobgoblin.

You know that.

What is this?

[both] A shoe!

What is this?

[both] A coco--[gasp]

Nice try, Bobgoblin.

Oh, Bobgoblin was so close!

Bobgoblin.

Ooh, another note.

"To...do."

Congratulations.

This is the last to-do. Whoo-hoo!

Please feed my pet fish, Sheila.

Just make sure Sheila doesn'’t get out of the house.

Thanks. Flibity flato.

Note tornado!

Sheila'’s in the living room.

- Thanks, Trash. - Thanks, Trash.

Yeah, I'’m here if you need anything.

I wonder why Wizard Jeff said to make sure

she doesn'’t get out of the house.

A fish could never get out of the house.

Nuh-uh.

- Hi, Sheila. - Hello.

Blub blub.

That must mean "hello" in fish.

Okay, Sheila, lunchtime.

Help me look for her fish food, buddy.

Blub blub.

Aha, found it!

Look, Sheila, yummy fish--

[both scream]

- Sheila, come back! - Come back.

Um, sit! Uh, swim!

- [barks] - Stop!

[grunts]

Yeah, Sheila'’s a flying fish.

Don'’t worry, she does this a lot.

It'’s all right as long as she doesn'’t go out the...

window.

Oh, no! I let her escape.

Instead of feeding Sheila, we lost her.

That'’s not dependable.

No, not dependable.

- Get that flying fish! - [barks]

Sheila, here fishy, fishy, fish!

[exciting music]

Blub blub.



Blub blub.

♪ There, in the air

- ♪ She'’s doing a loop-de-loop ♪ - Blub!

♪ Zigging and zagging and zipping around ♪

♪ What are we gonna do?

- [babbling] - ♪ This chase seems unendable

♪ But it'’s up to us to catch her ♪

[both] ♪ And prove we'’re dependable ♪

Blub blub.

[all] ♪Oh, no ♪

♪ We have to get that flying fish ♪

♪ Oh, no

♪ We have to get that flying fish ♪

♪ Here we go

♪ This is quite ridiculous

[both] ♪ But it'’s up to us to get that flying fish ♪

[Wally] Gina!

- Wally! - Blub blub.

♪ You'’ll never catch that flying fish ♪

♪ With such a little net

♪ But hold on just a minute, I know exactly what to get ♪

Hold on, I know it'’s in here somewhere.

♪ It'’s a really, really, really, really ♪

- ♪ Really, really - ♪ Really, really

[all] ♪ Really, really, really, really ♪

♪ Big, giant net

[all] ♪ Oh, no

♪ We have to get that flying fish ♪

♪ Oh, no

♪ We have to get that flying fish ♪

- ♪ Here we go - ♪ We'’re so dependable ♪

♪ It would be quite commendable ♪

♪ To get that flying fish

- ♪ Get that flying fish♪ - ♪ Get that flying fish

Blub blub. Blub blub.

Whoa!

[sighs] That is one tough fish to catch.

She keeps twirling and looping and spinning.

She'’s like an acrobat.

A what-a-bat?

An acrobat.

It'’s a giant word.

An acrobat is someone who can tumble

and flip and leap and twirl

and jump really high.

Acrobat. Wait a minute.

Hat. Acrobat.

Hat. Acrobat.

Does "acrobat" rhyme with "hat"?

Yeah, it does!

Ooh, Wally, make me an acrobat,

and I'’ll catch the fish.

Good idea, Gina. Acrobat is a magic word.

Wallykazam!

Wallykazat!

We can make Gina an acrobat!

Heh. Hoo. Ha!

Whoo-hoo! Yah.

Ta-da.

- Wow. - Amazing.

Nice!

I can keep up with you now, Sheila.

- Oh! - Wow, she'’s got some moves.

Almost, Gina!

[grunts]

- Blub blub blub. - Oh, so close!

Yah!

- Yah! - Blub blub. Blub blub.

[grunts] Ta-da!

You did it!

- All right, Gina! - Wonderful!

[exciting music]

Blub blub.

♪ Oh, whoa

♪ We finally got that flying fish ♪

♪ Oh, whoa, yeah

♪ We got that flying fish, way to go ♪

♪ We are so dependable

♪ It is quite commendable

- ♪ We got that flying fish - ♪ Got that flying fish

- ♪ Got that flying fish - Blub blub.

- Thanks, Gina. - [grunts]

You'’re welcome.

Okay, Sheila, time to get you back home.

Feeding Wizard Jeff'’s fish.

Done!

Hey, we just completed all the to-dos.

We did everything we said we'’d do.

We really are dependable, Norville.

Yeah, dependable.

[grunts] Hello, Wally Trollman.

Hello, Norville Trollman.

Ugh! [crash]

- Give me a coco! [both] Coco?

- Give me a nuts! [both] Nuts.

Now say them together.

[both] Coconu--[gasp]

Ooh, almost got us, Bobgoblin.

But we'’re never gonna say it.

[sighs] Wally Trollman wins.

You did not say "coconuts."

[alarm blares] [all gasp]

[door rattling] [all gasp]

[rattling]

But, Bobgoblin, you just said it!

Oh, yeah. I did say "coconuts."

[door rattling] - Uh-oh.

- [gasps] - Aah!

Aah!

That'’s why you can'’t say coconuts.

- Look out! - Bad coconut!

Whoa, this house is going coconuts!

Aah!

[gasps]

This is why Wizard Jeff always says,

"Don'’t say '’coconuts.'’"

- This is why! - [grunting]

Oh, no, what are we gonna do?

The house is a mess.

Wizard Jeff won'’t like this at all.

[both scream]

[both] [gasp] Wizard Jeff!

Hey, I forgot my flip-flops.

Uh-oh, looks like somebody said "coconuts."

- It was me! - Don'’t worry.

I can catch all the coconuts in my magic hat.

Oh! Okay, that'’s not good.

Maybe I could hit them back in the closet.

I really need that bat.

Ooh. What is that word?

I think we'’ve seen it before.

Read it with me. B...at.

Yeah, bat! I can make a new bat!

Batter up!

[playing [span]Charge[/span]fanfare] - Go, Wally Trollman!

Hit the round thing!

[grunts]

- Whoo! Go, Wally! - Aah!

Keep your elbow up and lean into it.

Attaboy!

[growls]

[grunts]

- [babbles] - Aah!

Only one more left.

- Gah! - Strike one.

Whoa!

[gasps] Strike two!

You can do it, Wally.

Hmm.

[grunts]

I did it! I did it!

[all cheering]

Way to go, Wally, you did it.

And you took good care of my house too.

You helped my plant and my fish.

You really are dependable.

Thanks, Wizard Jeff.

Can you believe it?

Norville and I took care of Wizard Jeff'’s house

and proved that we'’re dependable!

Oh, Wally Trollman, he did what?

He did not say"coco"--

[all gasp] - Banana!

[all laugh]

Oh, I see. Yeah, he said banana.

Yeah.

Here'’s a giant word I love:

Because if something is really special,

it'’s...

extraordinary.

Hiya, Gina.

I thought you'’d like to see some extraordinary tricks.

Sure would, Wizard Jeff.

Great! Here'’s the first extraordinary trick,

underpants that dance.

Whoa, now that'’s something special.

It'’s extraordinary!

And here'’s another extraordinary trick.

It'’s a flower that waters itself!

Never seen that before. Extraordinary.

[giggles]

[laughs] Oops. Do you have a napkin?

Oh, sure, I have one right here.

Extraordinary!

[both laugh]

[Libby Light Sprite] ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally

[Ogre Doug] ♪ A-Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally

[Bobgoblin] ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wa

[all] ♪ Ba-bah

[Wally] Wallykazam!

[Gina Giant] ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally

[Norville] ♪ A-Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally

[Wally] ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wa

[Bobgoblin] ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally ♪

[Wally] Wallykazam!

[all] ♪ Doodle-oo, doo, doo

[Gina Giant] Wally!

[all] ♪ Doodle-oo, doo, doo

[Norville] Wally!

[all] ♪ Doodle-oo, doo, doo

[Bobgoblin] What?

[all] ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wallykazam! ♪
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