02x03 - The Goblin Cold

[bunniefuu]

Hi. Norville and I are playing the bongos.

I made them with my magic stick,

because today all the magic words start

with the "buh" sound and this letter.

The letter B.

[humming] Oh, yeah.

[humming]

Oh, yeah.

Nice bongo b*at, buddy.

Ooh, I know how we can make these bongos even better.

We can make them b...ig.

Big.

Ooh.

Now, we can bounce on the bongos.

Yeah!

Ready? Let'’s bounce.

- [cheering] - Whoo-hoo!

Whoa!

Bouncing

on big bongos

is the best.

[giggling]

[both laughing]

Yeah!

[upbeat music]

♪ Wally found a stick

♪ Waved it in the air

♪ All these magic words went flying everywhere ♪

♪ If you need a friend to lend a helping hand ♪

♪ You can call on Wally

♪ Say "Wallykazam!"

♪ Anything is possible with Wally ♪

♪ All you need is a word

♪ Say the word, say the word ♪

[all] ♪ Wallykazam!

♪ Say it, say it

♪ Hear the music playing now

♪ Say the word, say the word ♪

[all] ♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo

♪ Wally, Wally, Wallykazam! ♪

[barks]

[upbeat music]

♪

[Betty Yeti] Whoo!

[Wally] Whoo-hoo!

[all cheering]

Yeah!

[giggles]

Whoa-oa.

Whoa!

Hi. We'’re skateboarding with Betty Yeti.

She'’s really, really good.

Watch this, fellas.

Ready, steady, Betty Yeti.

[both] Whoa!

Now, you try, Wally.

Let'’s get rolling.

Wally Trollman.

Uh-oh.

Whoa, whoa.

Whoa!

[babbles]

Thanks, buddy.

Ooh!

A skateboard. [grunts]

Oh, Bobgoblin is the best...

skateboarder ever.

Whoo-hoo!

Oh, oh.

[sneezes]

Whoa, I'’ve never seen that trick before.

That was not a trick.

It was a goblin sneeze.

[gasps] Which is the first sign of a Goblin Cold.

What'’s a Goblin Cold?

Oh, Goblin Colds are terrible.

They'’re awful.

They'’re dreadful.

Bobgoblin does not want a Goblin Cold.

Wait, maybe Bobgoblin doesn'’t even have a Goblin Cold.

If he did, then his ears would get droopy.

Ahh!

Bobgoblin does have a Goblin Cold.

[sneezes]

Ohh, Bobgoblin feels so very, very weak.

Poor, sick Bobgoblin must lay down.

- Ugh. - Right here?

On the ground?

Bobgoblin'’s bed is so far away.

- [groaning] - Wait. Bed.

Today, the magic words start with the "buh" sound.

Does "bed" start with "buh"?

Yeah, it does!

Bed.

Bobgoblin, I can make you a...

bed!

[grunts] Oh, thank you, Wally Trollman.

[groaning]

How'’s that, Bobgoblin?Better?

Yes, better.

Now, all Bobgoblin needs is a Get Well Shell.

[others] A Get Well Shell?

Yes, a Get Well Shell.

It'’s a seashell with special dust inside.

One sprinkle of the dust can cure a Goblin Cold.

Cure it? You mean it'’ll make you all better?

Yes! It will make Bobgoblin all better.

Will you please, please,

oh, pretty please, go to the lake and find it?

Of course, Bobgoblin.

We want you to feel better. Come on, guys, to the lake.

[bell chiming]

Um, what'’s the bell for?

Bobgoblin rings it whenever he needs help.

See? Help.

Bobgoblin will be so lonely while he'’s waiting.

So can someone stay and take care

of poor, sick Bobgoblin?

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Oh, uh, all right.

Thanks, buddy.

Bobgoblin, Norville will stay with you.

Let'’s go, Betty. To the lake!

Race ya.

- Huh-yah! - Yeah!

Oh, Norville?

Could you read poor, sick Bobgoblin

a story while we wait?

Oh, uh, okay.

Wonderful!

And go.

[clears throat]

Once upon a time...

[barking]

[laughing]

That part is so funny.

Read it again.

Okay.

Once upon a time...

[barking]

[gasps] There'’s the lake.

And there'’s the Get Well Shell.

[laughs] That was easy.

Race you to it.

Wow, this is a very nice shell.

[both] Huh?

Grab Crab.

Hey, that crab grabbed the shell.

A crab that grabs?

He must be a Grab Crab.

Grab Crab.

Well, that wasn'’t very nice.

[playful music]

♪

Got it.

Grab Crab.

Hey.

Got it again.

Grab Crab.

[groans]

Got it. Betty, catch.

[grunts]

Got it. Don'’t worry, Wally.

- I'’ll keep it away from the-- - Grab Crab.

Aah!

That little fella is fast.

Hmm.

If we pick up the shell,

he'’ll just grab it again.

Grab Crab.

Ooh, unless I give him something else to grab.

Magic stick,

give me a word.

Thanks.

Will you help me read this word?

B...all.

B...all. What word is that?

Yeah, ball!

Oh, Mr. Crab.

Ooh, Grab Crab.

Grab Crab.

Grab...Crab.

Grab...

Crab.

- Grab... - It worked.

- Grab. - Whoa!

Grab Crab.

Try something else, Wally.

What about...

a boomerang?

Boomerang. Hmm.

Is "boomerang" a magic word?

Yeah, it is!

It starts with the "buh" sound.

Boomerang!

Grab Crab, look.

[grunts]

Grab Crab!

Yeah, we got it.

Hey, wait.

Don'’t boomerangs always...

- Grab Crab! - Come back?

- [grunts] - Ah!

Grab Crab.

[groans] Make him something else to grab.

Okay.

Buh, buh...

Oh, balloons.

Yeah, balloons!

Huh? Ooh, Grab Crab.

Ooh, grabbity grab, grab, Grab Crab.

It worked!

And he likes the balloons.

And we got the Get Well Shell.

Now we can cure Bobgoblin'’s Goblin Cold.

Race you back?

Hmm...okay.

Hey, wait up.

And they all lived happily ever after.

- The end. - Great story, Norville.

Bobgoblin laughed.

Bobgoblin cried.

[sneezes]

Bobgoblin sneezed.

- We'’re back. - Yay!

And look what we brought you, Bobgoblin.

The Get Well Shell.

Now all we'’ve got to do is open the shell...

To sprinkle the dust...

To cure your Goblin Cold.

[long sneeze]

[groaning]

Come on, let'’s open it.

[both grunt]

Okay, you hold it there.

[both grunt]

Uh, Wally Trollman.

[both grunt]

It won'’t open.

[grunting] We need more muscle.

Uh, Elizabeth Yeti.

Why won'’t this thing open?

Because you need the Opera Snail.

[others] The Opera Snail?

Bobgoblin thought everybody knew that.

- No. - Uh-uh.

Nope.

Well, the Opera Snail is a snail that sings like this,

♪ Snailio

He lives in Snail Meadow.

Can you go and get him

for poor, sick Bobgoblin?

Pretty please, with strawberry and pickle pudding on top?

All right, Bobgoblin.

We'’ll try. So we need the Opera Snail...

To open the shell...

To sprinkle the dust...

To cure your Goblin Cold.

[long sneeze]

All right, Norville, take good care of Bobgoblin.

- Be back soon. - [whimpers]

[bell chiming]

Oh, Norville.

Bobgoblin needs...help.

Can you please make Bobgoblin some soup?

Bobgoblin always eats

rotten tomato soup when he'’s sick.

Rotten tomatoes?

[sniffs]

Ohh, blech.

Here we are. Snail Meadow.

Whoa, there are a lot of snails here.

Yeah. How will we know which one is the Opera Snail?

We just need to find the one that says "Snailio."

♪ Snails as far as the eye can see ♪

♪ Which one could he be?

♪ I hope the Opera Snail is here ♪

♪ Don'’t worry, we can'’t fail ♪

♪ If we just check with every snail ♪

♪ And with any luck, he'’s near, and we can get his attention ♪

[both] ♪ Just ask this simple question ♪

♪ Are you the one we'’re looking for? ♪

♪ Are you the one that says "Snailio"? ♪

♪ Oh, oh

- ♪ Then we'’ll know, oh, oh ♪ - ♪ Oh

♪ Searching everywhere, looking high and low ♪

♪ Gotta find the one that says "Snailio" ♪

♪ Oh, whoa, oh-oh, a, oh

Is it you?

♪ No, I'’m the Rocker Snail ♪

♪ And I like things loud

♪ So every night to a rowdy crowd, I sing ♪

♪ Everybody'’s here for a rocking time ♪

♪ Everybody rock, everybody slime ♪

♪ Oh, oh oh

♪ He'’s not the one, no, no ♪

- ♪ Oh - ♪ Searching everywhere

♪ Looking high and low

♪ Gotta find the one that says "Snailio" ♪

♪ Oh, whoa, oh-oh, a, oh

How about you?

♪ Oh, my darling, oh, my darling ♪

♪ Don'’t you know I love to sing ♪

♪ But I'’m sorry, I'’m the Country Snail ♪

♪ '’Fraid that opera is not my thing ♪

Yeehaw!

♪ Oh, oh, oh

♪ She'’s not the one, no, no ♪

- ♪ Oh - ♪ Searching everywhere

♪ Looking high and low

♪ Will we ever find the one that says "Snaili--" ♪

- ♪ Oh - Why, hello.

We'’re the snail quartet.

♪ We sing in harmony

♪ But no, we'’re not the Opera Snail ♪

♪ Wherever could he be?

♪ Country, quartet, rock and roll ♪

♪ None of them can help cure the Goblin Cold ♪

♪ The Get Well Shell needs to hear the sound ♪

♪ Of the Opera Snail

[both] ♪ But he'’s nowhere to be found ♪

Ahem. Actually, I'’m right here.

[gasps] You'’re the Opera Snail?

Indeed I am.

[both] We found him!

♪ Oh, oh, oh

- ♪ Way to go, oh, oh - ♪ Oh

♪ We finally found the Opera Snail ♪

♪ I knew we could do it if we followed the trail ♪

♪ He'’s here at last, and now we know ♪

♪ He is the one that says "Snailio" ♪

[all] ♪ Oh, whoa, oh-oh, a, oh

Mr. Opera Snail,

we need you to sing to a Get Well Shell,

so it'’ll open up.

Would you please come with us?

Hmm, I don'’t see why not.

- Great! - Yeah, let'’s go!

Ooh, and pretend the spoon is an airplane.

Ahh.

Ah, ahh.

[sighs]

[imitating airplane]

[slurps]

Mmm.

[Betty Yeti] We'’re back.

And we brought the Opera Snail.

[babbling with relief]

Time to cure you, Bobgoblin.

I'’ll just put you over here, Mr. Opera Snail,

so you can sing to the Get Well Shell

and open it.

Okay, Opera Snail,

hit it!

You know, ♪ Snailio

Um, why aren'’t you singing?

Because I only sing

when I hear the sound of a bazoozlehorn.

[both] A bazoozlehorn?

Oh, I thought everybody knew that.

Heh, heh. Oops.

Bobgoblin forgot that part.

[groans]

I'’ve never even heard of a bazoozlehorn.

Me neither.

Oh, this is dreadful.

Bobgoblin will be a sneezing,

droopy-eared goblin forever

and ever and ever.

Norville is going to be taking care of poor, sick Bobgoblin

for a long time.

[nervous laugh]

Do something.

Okay. We just have to think.

Where can we find a bazoozlehorn?

Wait.

Bazoozlehorn.

What letter does "bazoozlehorn" start with?

Yeah, it starts with B.

So I can make a...

bazoozlehorn!

[all] Ooh!

Nice bazoozlehorn.

Get ready to sing, Opera Snail.

[inhales and blows]

Uh, Elizabeth Yeti...

It'’s not working.

That'’s because it only works when it'’s played

by a trained bazoozlehorn player.

Wait, what?

Bobgoblin thought everybody knew that.

[all groan] - Not again.

But do not worry.

Bobgoblin knows a trained bazoozlehorn player.

Bobgoblin has a picture of him in here, somewhere.

Aha, here he is!

[both] Grab Crab?

Yes, Grab Crab.

And he'’s the greatest bazoozlehorn player

in the world.

Okay, Bobgoblin.

if we go get Grab Crab,

is that the very last thing we need for the cure?

Yes!

Bobgoblin promises.

All right.

So, if we can find Grab Crab,

he can play the bazoozlehorn...

To make the Opera Snail sing...

To open the Get Well Shell...

To sprinkle the dust...

To cure your Goblin Cold.

[long sneeze]

We should hurry.

Then, let'’s take these.

[adventurous music]

[bell chiming] - Oh, Norville!

Bobgoblin needs...help.

Bobgoblin'’s ears

are so cold. [shivers]

[sighs]

Can Norville please put socks on them

to make them nice and warm and toasty?

These are Bobgoblin'’s favorite pair

of stinky socks.

Stinky socks?Blegh!

[sniffs]Whoa.

Look. There he is.

Ooh, grabbity, grab, grab, Grab Crab.

Let'’s ride.

- Whoa. - Yeah!

- Whoa. - [laughs]

How can we get up there?

Magic stick, give me a word.

Thanks. Will you help me read this word?

B...last.

B...last. What word is that?

Yeah, blast!

Ooh, we can make our skateboards blast,

like rocket ships.

Wallykazam!

Wallykazast!

Magic stick, make our skateboards blast!

[both cheering]

Whoo-hoo!

[playful music]

[both shout]

I gotcha!

Crab Grab?

Mr. Crab, we really need your help.

Um...

We need a bazoozlehorn player.

To make the Opera Snail sing.

Can you do it?

Grab Crab.

- Yeah! - Awesome!

Thanks, Mr. Crab.Come on.

Let'’s blast back to Bobgoblin.

Whoa, Grab Crab!

♪

Look, Wally.

There'’s the bed.

But, uh, how are we gonna get down?

Hmm, we need to pop the balloons.

Ooh, maybe you could use the word "burst."

Burst?

Does "burst" start with "buh"?

Yeah, it does!

We can make these balloons...

burst.

It'’s working!

Yeah! Huh.

I wonder what happens when the last one bursts.

pop!

[gasps]

- Grab Crab! - [screams]

Now my nose is cold too.

Put a stinky sock on my nose.

On your nose?

Okay.

[screams]

[Bobgoblin] Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Huh?

[giggles]

I'’m happy to see you too, buddy.

Okay, Bobgoblin,

we'’ve got the bazoozlehorn player...

To play the bazoozlehorn...

To make the Opera Snail sing...

To open the Get Well Shell...

To sprinkle the dust...

To cure your Goblin Cold!

[sneezes]

Bobgoblin, is there anything we'’re forgetting?

Um...

nope.

[all sigh]

Great.

Then, the cure is ready.

Mr. Crab, on the count of three,

you blow the bazoozlehorn,ready?

Grab Crab.

Okay, one, two, three, blow!

[inhales]

[bazoozlehorn plays]

♪ Snailio

[magical chimes]

Did it work? Did it work?

Well, you didn'’t sneeze.

And your ears aren'’t drooping anymore.

Yay, Bobgoblin is cured! Yeah, we did it!

[all cheering]

Can you believe it?

We cured Bobgoblin'’s cold.

He'’s all better!

You guys ready to play?

[gasps]

Grab Crab.

Grab Crab.

Hey, come back here!

[all laughing]

[span]Ode to a Creature[/span]

by Ogre Doug.

That'’s me.

I made up a song about this little guy.

His name is Grab Crab.

It'’s a rhyming song,

so a lot of the words rhyme with "grab" and "crab."

- ♪ This is my friend - Grab Crab.

♪ His color'’s bright, never drab ♪

ding!

♪ This crab likes to blab and gab ♪

♪ That'’s when he says ♪

Grab Crab.

♪ Because, you see, my friend ♪

Grab Crab!

♪ Just thinks it'’s fab to grab ♪

♪ So if I had a taxicab

♪ Or toast with some jam, but only just a dab ♪

Grab Crab.

Hey!

♪ All these things he'’d surely grab ♪

♪ Because he'’s just that kind of crab ♪

Um, Grab Crab?

Okay, you may grab it.

Grab Crab.

♪

[laughs]

[Libby Light Sprite] ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally

[Ogre Doug] ♪ A-Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally

[Bobgoblin] ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wa

[all] ♪ Ba-bah

[Wally] Wallykazam!

[Gina Giant] ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally

[Norville] ♪ A-Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally

[Wally] ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wa

[Bobgoblin] ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally ♪

[Wally] Wallykazam!

[all] ♪ Doodle-oo, doo, doo

[Gina Giant] Wally!

[all] ♪ Doodle-oo, doo, doo

[Norville] Wally!

[all] ♪ Doodle-oo, doo, doo

[Bobgoblin] What?

[all] ♪ Wally, Wally, Wally, Wallykazam! ♪