01x24 - Hopgoblin

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Wallykazam!". Aired: February 3, 2014 – September 9, 2017.*
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Revolves around young troll Wally Trollman, who uses his magic stick to turn words into physical objects or occurrences, along with his pet dragon Norville and other friends.
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01x24 - Hopgoblin

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- Hi! - Hello!

- Norville and I are wearing slippers.

Slippers that slide! - Woo hoo!

- I made them with my magic stick.

Because today, all the magic words start with the letters

"S" and "l". Together, they sound like "sl."

So we can use words like slippers and slide.

- Whee!

- Ooh, I have an idea, norville.

- What? - We can slide in slippers

On a slope. - A slope?

- A slope is like a...hill.

- Yeah, hoo hoo!

- Slope!

Both: ooh.

[Both cheer]

- Wee! Woo-hoo!

Sliding in slippers on a slope is sl-illy.

- [Snickers] sl-illy.

- I mean, silly. Both: [giggle]

[Upbeat music]

- ♪ Wally found a stick

♪ Waved it in the air

♪ All these magic words

♪ Went flying everywhere

♪ If you need a friend

♪ To lend a helping hand

♪ You can call on wally

- ♪ Say "wallykazam!"

- ♪ Anything is possible with wally ♪

♪ All you need is a word

♪ Say the word, say the word ♪

All: ♪ wallykazam!

- ♪ Say it, say it

♪ Hear the music playing now

♪ Say the word, say the word ♪

All: ♪ whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo

- ♪ Wally, wally, wallykazam! ♪

- Are you ready, norville?

Okay.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away...

- Ooh.

- Oh, hi! I'’m reading norville a story.

He loves stories. - Uh-huh!

- We have story time every day. It'’s so nice and peaceful.

- Uh-huh. - Wha--hey.

That wasn'’t peaceful. - Uh-uh.

- [Yell] - hey.

- Norville, it'’s a flying broom. - Oh.

- Did you see a broom fly by here?

- It went that way! But, why do you have

A flying broom?

- '’Cause I'’m a witch. Witches ride flying brooms.

But I keep falling off mine.

Get back here, broom! We'’re going to be late

For broom flying practice!

We can help you catch it. I'’m wally and this is norville.

- Hello. - I'’m hattie.

The mostly good witch.

Oh, here comes my broom!

Get it! [All grunt]

- Huh?

- Come on!

- What'’s all this whooshing? Bobgoblin is taking

A beauty nap.

[Gasps] ooh, a flying broom?

So fun. Whoa!

Oof.

- Whoa, there it is.

We'’ve got it now.

- Woo-hoo! Yeah--whoa!

- Hey, that'’s my broom. - Yeehaw!

Ride '’em, broomy. Woo!

- Wow, he'’s good at riding my broom.

But that'’s my broom!

- Bobgoblin, that broom belongs to hattie.

Not you.

- And I need it right now!

I'’m late for broom flying practice.

- [Humming]

Broom dance, uh-huh. On my toes, mm-hmm, on my head.

Mm-hmm. Touch my nose.

- He'’s not listening. Maybe a magic word

Can help get the broom back. Today, all the magic words

Start with "sl". So, um ...maybe we could

Make bobgoblin slip?

Does slip start with "sl"?

Yeah, it does!

You catch him, okay, norville?

- Okay. - Here he comes.

Ready, set...

Slip!

- Woo-hoo!

Uh-oh. Whoa!

- Hello. - Oh, hi, norville.

Wee! - Woo-hoo!

- Gotcha. Now, as for you.

You took my broom, so I have to put a hex on you.

- A what? - A hex, it'’s a magic spell.

I have to change you into something.

Let'’s see, should I change you into a frog?

Nah, everybody does that.

A goblin?

No, you'’re already a goblin.

Aha! A bunny.

Sweepa, sweepa, sweepa.

Zooma, zoom, zoom.

Now you'’re a bunny, badda-bing, bodda-broom.

Both: [gasps] - gotta go.

I'’m late for broom practice.

And I need practice.

- Hattie, wait! You can'’t just turn bobgoblin

Into a bunny and leave. - What?

I'’m not a bunny. Wait.

Paws...long ears...fuzzy bottom?

[Screams] I'’m a bunny!

- [Playful bark]

- Uh-oh. Dragons love to chase bunnies.

- [Barks]

- I'’m really bad at hopping.

- Norville, wait! - Huh?

- That'’s bobgoblin, remember?

- Oh, yeah. - Whoa!

- Bobgoblin? Stop!

- Come back!

- Huh? - I can'’t hop straight.

- Ogre doug, did you see a bunny go by here?

- Yes. It went that way...and that way.

And that way, and that way, and that way.

It was a wondrous creature, wally.

It looked like a goblin, and it talked.

- That'’s because it'’s bobgoblin. - Yeah.

- Thanks, ogre doug! - Thank you.

- Oh, the bunny is bobgoblin. That makes sense.

Wait. The bunny is bobgoblin?

- There he is. We'’ve got to catch up

To bobgoblin so we can help him.

Magic stick, gimme a word! Can you help me read this word?

[Spells out word] what word is that?

Yeah--slow! I can make bobgoblin go...slow.

- [Slow yell] - bobgoblin, norville won'’t

Chase you anymore. - [Speaking slowly] okay.

- Wally, did you say this bunny is bobgoblin?

- Yep. - Uh-huh.

- I can'’t believe it. Bobgoblin?

You'’re so...cute! Aww.

- I'’m cute? Oh, no!

How cute am i? - One moment.

- Eww. I'’m really cute.

And my ears don'’t belong up there.

They go down here. That'’s better.

Ah! Stay down, ears.

Oh, no. Now what'’s my nose doing?

- Twitching. Bunny noses twitch, like this.

- Stop that, nose. Ha.

Oh, now my tail'’s twitching!

Bobgoblin does not like being bunnygoblin.

I need to change back.

- Hmm. I read a story once about

A prince who turned into a frog. A princess-kiss

Changed him back. - I need a princess-kiss.

Are there any princesses around here?

- [Blows kiss] - yoo-hoo?

[Blows kiss] - huh?

- Ooh. Maybe a dragon-kiss

Will change you back. - Eww.

Fine, one quick kiss.

Yuck!

- Nope, it didn'’t work. - Great, I'’m still a bunny.

And now I'’m covered in dragon slobber.

- Don'’t worry, bobgoblin. I'’m sure hattie the witch

Can take the hex off you. We just have to find her.

- Hattie, the witch? I have good news and bad news.

The good news is, I know where she lives.

- Yes! - But, if she doesn'’t change

Bobgoblin back by sunset, he'’ll be a bunny forever.

Oh, that was the bad news.

- [Sighs]

- It'’s okay, we just need to get to hattie

Before the sun sets behind those hills.

And she'’ll change you back into a goblin.

- We don'’t have much time, but she lives close by.

So, follow me.

- Bunnygoblin is going to be bobgoblin again.

Woo-hoo!

Ow. - Um, maybe I should pull you

In my wagon, bobgoblin.

- Good idea.

- There. Wally, norville?

Follow me! To the witch'’s house.

All: hooray!

- So...are we there yet? No, bobgoblin.

- Are we there yet?

All: no, bobgoblin.

- How about now? - Um, bobgoblin?

Why don'’t you just take a nap? We'’ll wake you

When we get there. - That'’s a great idea.

Bobgoblin never did get his beauty rest.

Bobgoblin can'’t sleep. This wagon is too bumpy.

- Wait. Sleep!

What two letters does sleep start with?

Yeah, it starts with "sl."

Sleep is a magic word. So I can make bobgoblin sleep!

- Thank you, wally trollman. That would be...

[Through sleep] bobgoblin.

[Through sleep] bobgoblin.

- We'’re almost there. Time to wake up bobgoblin.

[Through sleep] bobgoblin.

- Bobgoblin, time to get up.

- Bobgoblin had the weirdest dream.

Bobgoblin dreamed he was a bunny!

Isn'’t that crazy? All: um...

- [Screams] oh, no.

I remember now. Bobgoblin is a bunny!

- Don'’t worry, bobgoblin. Hattie the witch

Lives in that house right there. Across the valley.

- That'’s so close. Let'’s go!

- Whoa! - Bobgoblin, wait!

You'’re not good at hopping. - Uh-oh.

- Oops. [Screams]

- Bobgoblin! We have to save him.

Magic stick, gimme a word.

Can you help me read this word? [Spells out word]

What word is that?

Yeah...slide!

- Ooh, a slide.

Wee!

- We'’re coming, bobgoblin! Woo-hoo.

- Woo! - All right.

All: whoa!

- Wee!

[All cheering]

- Wee! Woo-hoo!

[All grunt]

[All cheer]

- Bobgoblin, are you okay?

- No...i'’m great! That slide was so fun.

Let'’s do it again!

- There'’s no time. We'’re far away

From the witch'’s house now. And we have to get there

Before sunset. - Wait, I see a path back up.

Look!

- Yes! Me first.

[Grunting]

Oops. - Maybe we should put you

Back in the wagon. - But wally, we left the wagon

Way up there. At the top of the slide.

- Oh, no. Then you need to get better

At hopping, bobgoblin. Fast.

Or we'’ll never get back up before sunset.

- I can help. I will teach you...

The way of the bunny.

- The what of the what-y?

- The way of the bunny. It will help you learn

How to hop. Bunny style.

Like this.

But the way of the bunny takes hard work, concentration,

And practice. Can you do all that?

- What was the middle part?

- Let'’s begin. Soon you will know how to...

Hop. Feet straight ahead.

Bend your knees.

Now think hoppy thoughts.

And follow me.

♪ Hop up, hop down hop round and round ♪

♪ Hop off, hop on hop short--♪

- Hop wrong.

♪ When I hop, I flop and pop ♪

♪ Sometimes I can'’t even stop ♪

♪ I don'’t like being cute and furry ♪

- ♪ I will help you, do not worry ♪

♪ Hop up, hop down hop round and round ♪

♪ Hop off, hop on, hop short, hop wrong ♪

- Egh.

♪ Hop, hop, hop, now drop ♪

- ♪ Hop, hop, hop - now flop

All: hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, now stop!

- ♪ Hop and bop - I'’m doing it!

- ♪ Hop and bop

All: ♪ hop up, hop down

♪ Hop round and round

♪ Hop off, hop on

♪ Hop short, hop long

♪ Hop up, hop down

♪ Hop round and round

♪ Hop left, hop right

♪ Hop outta sight woo-hoo!

- Yeah! - You are now a hopping master.

- Hey, look! We'’re at the top of the path.

- And there'’s hattie the witch'’s house.

- But the sun is about to set.

We'’ve gotta hurry!

Or bobgoblin will be a bunny forever.

- Let'’s go, go, go! Hop to it!

I wanna be a goblin again. I don'’t like having

A fuzzy bottom.

Almost...there.

- Get back here, broom!

- Ah! Look out, hattie.

I'’m trying to find hattie.

Wait ...hattie!

Hattie, please take the hex off of me.

I don'’t like being a bunny. - Can'’t talk now.

I'’ve gotta catch my broom.

- Hattie, wait.

If we help you catch your broom,

Will you change bobgoblin back?

- Please turn me back into a goblin...

Please!

- All right, deal.

- Come on, buddy. Let'’s go get that broom.

- [Barks] up, up, and away!

- Faster, buddy.

Whoa. That broom can really zoom.

- Uh-huh.

- Here it comes. I'’ve got it now!

Maybe I could ride a flying mop instead.

Does anyone have a flying mop?

- Phew. Your broom is hard to catch,

Hattie. - You have to catch it,

Wally trollman. And, fast!

- Maybe the magic stick can help.

- Yeah. - There must be a "sl" word

That can help us go faster so we can catch the broom.

Maybe...

Slime?

- Slurp? - Slop?

- I know! Slooderdoodle!

- That'’s not a word. But I have an idea.

- Huh? - What, wally?

- What is it? - Sling sh*t.

Does sling sh*t start with "sl"?

Yeah, it does! Sling sh*t starts with "sl".

And, it can fling us in the air to catch the broom!

Wallykazam! Wallykazingzot!

To go really fast, we need a...

Slingshot!

All: ooh.

- Hop in, norville.

- I'’ll help, too.

- I'’ll be the aimer and the puller-backer.

- There goes the broom.

- On your mark, get set--

- I still think a slooderdoodle would have worked.

- Sling!

[All scream]

- It'’s working. We'’re catching up to the broom.

I'’ve got it...

It'’s getting away. - Don'’t worry, wally trollman.

I can hop onto the broom using the way of the bunny.

- Are you sure, bobgoblin?

- I can hop off, I can hop on. I can hop short

And I can hop long.

Yee-haw! Ride '’em, broom-y!

- Wow, even when he'’s a bunny, he'’s still a great broom-rider.

- Yeah, uh-huh.

[Barks]

- Woo-hoo!

Here you go. I'’ll miss you, broom-y.

- We got your broom, hattie. Now, please, change

Bobgoblin back. - Fast!

It'’s almost sunset. I'’m about to be a bunny forever.

- Okay, no problem. Now, where is that hex?

Let'’s see.

Jinxes, curses, vexes--

- Hurry! - Sad spells, glad spells...

Oh, look. - You found it?

- Nope. I drew a duck.

- [Sighs] - ah-ha, here it is!

Wait. What am I doing again?

All: changing him back to a goblin!

- Oh, yeah.

Sweepa, sweepa, sweepa.

Zooma, zoom, zoom. Now you'’re a goblin,

Badda-bing, badda-broom!

- My nose isn'’t moving. And my ears are

In the right place. My bottom isn'’t fuzzy!

Bobgoblin is bobgoblin again!

Bobgoblin. Woo-hoo!

Wait, no more hopping.

[All chuckle]

- You know what? I'’ll even let you

Ride my broom again.

If you teach me how to ride it too.

- Deal.

Let'’s go!

- Wee! - Whoa!

- Can you believe it? Bobgoblin is bobgoblin again.

- Look out!

- Whoa.

- Oops, sorry!

Both: that was so funny.

[Both laugh]

- I think bobgoblin found a new friend.

- Wee! - All right, whoa!

- Woo-hoo!

- Ode to a creature. By ogre doug.

That'’s me. I made up a song about

My pet winklesnad. His name is chad.

It'’s a rhyming song, so a lot of the words rhyme with "chad."

Ready chad, the winklesnad? - Hit it.

- ♪ This is my winklesnad

♪ My winklesnad'’s name is chad ♪

- Hey, how are ya? - ♪ Chad turns red when

♪ He gets mad - [growls]

- ♪ Chad turns blue when he gets sad ♪

- [Whimpers]

- ♪ Chad silly dances when he'’s glad ♪

- Woo-hoo! - ♪ He'’s very smart ♪

♪ He can add

- One plus one is...two.

♪ - When he'’s surprised, he says--♪

- Egad! ♪ - And this is...his dad!

- Hi, chad. - Hi, dad.

[All laugh]

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wah

All: ♪ bah-bah

- Wallykazam!

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, whoo

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally

- Wallykazam!

All: ♪ do, do, do, do, do

- Wally!

All: ♪ do, do, do, do, do

- Wally!

All: ♪ do, do, do, do, do

- Wally!

All: ♪ do, do, do, do, do

- What?

All: ♪ wally, wally, wally, wallykazam! ♪
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