01x20 - Mustache Day

[bunniefuu]

- Hi! - Hello!

- You know what'’s really spooky?

A black cat!

- [Meow]

- But...not this one.

- Uh-uh!

- [Meow]

- Today, all the magic words have the sound "aah" in them.

Which is made by the letter "a."

And with the sound "aah",

We use the words black and cat

To make a black cat.

We thought he'’d be spooky,

But he'’s just cute.

- [Meow]

- Um...black cat,

Is that all you say-- meow?

No? You say something else?

- Huh? - Really?

What else do you say?

- Boo! - Oh!

- Yikes! - Ha ha ha ha!

- Ha ha. Guess he'’s pretty spooky after all.

- [Meow]

[Both laughing]

[Upbeat music]

- ♪ Wally found a stick

♪ Waved it in the air

♪ All these magic words

♪ Went flying everywhere

♪ If you need a friend

♪ To lend a helping hand

♪ You can call on wally

- ♪ Say "wallykazam!"

- ♪ Anything is possible with wally ♪

♪ All you need is a word

♪ Say the word, say the word ♪

- ♪ Wallykazam!

- ♪ Say it, say it

♪ Hear the music playing now

♪ Say the word, say the word ♪

- ♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo

- ♪ Wally, wally, wallykazam! ♪

[Barks]

[Fanciful music]

- Come on, norville. Let'’s try the bakery.

Oh, hi.

Happy mustache day.

- [Garbled] happy mustache day.

- Today'’s the day we put on silly mustaches

And go door to door asking for treats.

- Yeah. - How do you like our mustaches?

- Ho-ho-ho.

- Come on, norville.

[Knock knock]

- Happy mustache day.

- Happy mustache day.

- Hi, barbara baker. May we have a treat?

- If you do a trick.

- We always have to do a trick to get a treat on mustache day.

- To get your treat,

You must twirl your mustaches while doing a dance.

- Ooh, norville, I have an idea for our dance.

Today, the magic words have the sound "aah" in them

And the letter "a" like in tap.

See? Tuh-aah-puh.

Tap.

So, norville, we can do a tap dance.

- Yeah.

- Tap.

[Both humming, scatting]

- Yeah.

- Wow.

Hah. You may have a treat.

- Thanks, barbara baker.

- Happy mustache day.

- Thank you.

- Wally!

- Huh? - Was that libby light sprite?

- Wally. Norville.

You won'’t believe your mustaches.

I just saw the biggest treat in the world.

- In the world?

- In the world.

Come on, this way.

- Ooh, bobgoblin would like the biggest treat in the world.

So bobgoblin will get it for bobgoblin.

Bobgoblin.

- This way. Just a little further.

Okay, here. Ooh. - Whoa.

Hey, that'’s wizard jeff'’s house.

- Yeah, and look what'’s next to it.

- Wow.

- I think that is the biggest treat in the world.

- Yeah.

[All three gasp]

- Wizard jeff.

- Happy mustache day.

- Wizard jeff'’s the best.

He can pull anything out of his hat.

- Oh, wally, I'’ve never shown you this one.

It'’s a gumball that blows its own bubbles.

Hubble flubble, blow the bubble.

- Ooh. - Ooh.

- Ooh. - Wizard jeff...

Is that a real treat by your house?

- Ah, yes.

It is the tremendous treat,

Which means it is very, very, very, very, very,

Very big.

- So, may we have the treat?

- If you do some tricks.

- Huh?

- You see, I'’ve put lots of tricky tricks

On the way to my house.

But whoever can get past them all

Into my front door can have the tremendous treat.

You think you can do it?

- Uh-huh.

- Yeah. - Sure can.

- Great. But you need to hurry.

Look, the treat is rising. It'’s going up.

You must get to my door

Before the treat rises to the top of the pole.

Or else the tremendous treat

Will turn into tremendous underpants.

[Others gasp]

- No-o-o-o-o-o.

- Good luck.

Flurbidy flearus, jeff disappearus.

- Huh?

- Come on, team mustache. To the treat.

- To the treat.

[Norville pants]

- I'’d much rather have a big treat

Than big underpants.

- Me too.

- Yeah, dragons don'’t wear underpants.

They don'’t even wear pants.

- Nuh-uh.

- Got to..

Get to that...

Tremendous treat.

- Bobgoblin, what are you doing here?

- Going to get that treat.

- So are we. Do you want to join us?

You can be part of team mustache.

- Yeah, and we can all work together.

- Wait.

Let bobgoblin get this straight.

We all work together?

- Uh-huh.

- And then bobgoblin gets the treat.

All for bobgoblin, yes?

- No, no, no, no.

We all get the treat and share it.

- We what it?

- Share it. It'’s really big...

So we can share it with all our friends.

- Um, actually, I'’d rather have it all for me.

Bye-bye.

- Uh-oh. - Come on, we better hurry.

[Upbeat music]

[All four gasp]

- Wizard jeff.

- It is time for the first trick--

The wonder wall.

Oops. Ha. That'’s a potato.

Here it is. I call it the wonder wall because...

I wonder how you'’ll ever get over it.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

And you must go over it. You can'’t go around.

Jeffus goodbyeus.

- No problem.

Bobggoblin is the best wall climber ever.

Yep, yep, yep, yep. Aah.

Uhh. Uhh. Uhh. Uhh.

[Groans]

- Come on. We can fly over it.

- Yeah. - Uh-huh.

[Grunting]

- Wally, the wall keeps growing.

- Yeah. The higher we go, the more it grows.

- Whoa.

[Screams]

Unh.

Do something about this, wally trollman.

- Wally, how will we get over a wall

That keeps growing so fast?

- Fast. Wait a second.

The magic words have the "aah" sound.

Does "fast" have the "aah" sound in it?

Yeah, it does. Fast.

And it has the letter "a."

Come on, guys. I have an idea.

We can all fly...

- Whaah-hoo-hoo.

- The wall'’s still growing, wally.

- Stop.

[Norville pants]

No matter how fast we go, the wall goes just as fast.

- Uhh. Now bobgoblin will have to push this wall over

With his big muscles.

[Straining]

Hmm. What about this?

Ear push.

[Strains]

Not working.

- Well, there'’s got to be a word that can help us.

- How about "short" or "flat"?

"Short" or "flat."

Which word has the "aah" sound?

Yeah, flat has the "aah" sound,

So we can make this wall...

It worked.

- Wha-hoo. - Whoo-hoo.

- Bobgoblin always has the best ideas.

- Ah, oh. - What, norville?

[Excited gibberish]

- Oh, no. The tremendous treat is rising higher.

[Norville whimpers]

- We'’d better hurry and get to wizard jeff'’s house.

If that treat gets to the top of the pole,

It'’s gonna turn into underpants.

- No-o-o-o-o-o-o.

- Don'’t worry, norville. We won'’t let that happen.

Come on, team mustache.

Bobgoblin, are you going to help us get--

Bobgoblin?

- Bobgoblin will get the treat for himself. Bye-bye.

- Come on.

- You think we go through there?

[Libby, wally and norville gasp]

- Wizard jeff.

- Hello, mustachioed driveway travelers.

I see you made it past the wonder wall.

You guys are pretty good at this.

- Thank you.

- Well, now it'’s time for the second trick.

You must get through that door--

- Bobgoblin will.

Err.

[Strains]

Unh. It'’s locked.

- I know. You see, to open the door,

You must hit that target with this ball.

Oh, my accordion. I was wondering where that went.

♪

This ball.

Yes, you must hit the target with this ball.

Good luck.

Jump in the hatus, exitus nowus.

- I'’ll try it.

Huh. Huh.

Yaah. Well, that was weird.

[Groans]

Mm-hmm. This ball'’s a little wacky.

Aha. Huh?

Aah. Get it. Unh.

- Unh. Oof.

- [Grunts]

Hey. Ehh.

- [Gibberish]

[Groans]

- Bobgoblin will catch it.

Uhh...

[Screams]

Mau.

- Wait a second.

Catch.

Is there an "a" in "catch"?

Yeah, there is an "a,"

And it makes the "aah" sound.

Catch.

[Yells]

Heh-heh.

- Whoa. Great catch, wally.

Um, now what do we do?

- Let me know when you figure it out.

Bobgoblin will be resting in this bush.

So comfy.

- We need a way to get the ball up to the target.

Magic stick, give me a word.

Thanks. Can you help me read this word?

Buh-aah-tuh.

Buh-aah-tuh.

What word is that?

Yeah, bat. Ooh, that'’s a good idea.

A bat. We can hit the ball up there

With a...

- [Squeaks]

- Huh?

- I wasn'’t expecting that kind of bat.

- How'’s this little guy gonna help?

- [Squeaks]

Ahh, it'’s flying it up to the target.

- [Squeaks]

- Whoa. - Hey.

- Way to go, bat.

- [Squeaks]

- Come on, team mustache.

- Whoo-hoo. - Let'’s do it.

- Oh, no, bobgoblin must hurry.

Ooh, a bat. Wait a minute.

Excuse me, bat. Could you fly me up to the tremendous treat?

- [Squeaks]

- [Moans]

[Groans]

No. No. Wrong way.

Put me down.

Aah. Oof.

Bats--they just don'’t understand me.

- It'’s a little dark in here.

- I'’m on it, wally.

- Thanks, libby. Come on, let'’s hurry.

We don'’t want that treat to turn into you know what.

[Norville whimpers]

- ♪ Underpants

♪ Whoa, yeah

♪ I'’m talkin'’ about underpants ♪

♪ Hurry, my friends

♪ Or that'’s what you'’ll find ♪

♪ In place of a treat at the end of the line♪

♪ And I don'’t think you want that ♪

- Oh, no, I don'’t want that.

- That'’s right, norville. Come on.

- ♪ We don'’t want that treat to be underpants ♪

- Uh-uh.

- ♪ No, we don'’t want that at all ♪

♪ What we mean by a treat is a treat that you eat ♪

♪ Not underpants

- Underpants. - ♪ Underpants

- Underpants. - ♪ Underpants

- Underpants. - ♪ Underpants

- ♪ Dear underpants

♪ Don'’t get me wrong ♪

♪ I'’m always happy when I have you on ♪

♪ But please understand

♪ Today is mustache day

- ♪ So, hey, hey, underpants

♪ Stay away, underpants

♪ Hey, hey, underpants

♪ Stay away, underpants - whoa.

- Wizard jeff, are you under there?

- Under where? - Heh-heh-heh.

- ♪ We don'’t want that treat to be underpants ♪

- Uh-uh.

- No, we don'’t want that at all ♪

♪ What we mean by a treat is a treat that you eat ♪

♪ Not underpants

- Underpants. - ♪ Underpants

- Underpants. - ♪ Underpants

- Underpants. - ♪ Underpants

- Underpants. - ♪ Underpants

- ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh

♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh

♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh

- ♪ Underpants

- All right. - Whoo-hoo.

[All gasp]

- We'’re almost there.

- Look, wizard jeff'’s house.

- Wow, it really is a tremendous treat.

- Ooh.

- Hey, you'’re almost done.

Now the last trick.

You just have to open this front gate

With one of these.

No, that'’s my lunch. Um...

With one of these magical mustaches.

If you wear the right mustache, the gate will open.

But wear the wrong mustache,

And, well, trust me, just don'’t wear the wrong mustache.

- Well, how do we know what the right mustache is?

- You must answer this riddle--

To open the gate, wear one of those.

Which one? The answer is under my nose.

- Huh?

- The answer is under his nose?

- But what'’s under his nose?

- Um, I think his mouth.

- Yeah, and his mustache.

- His mustache. That'’s it.

- Yeah.

Huh?

- The right mustache

Must look like wizard jeff'’s mustache.

- Which looks like...

This.

- Hmm, it'’s a twisty mustache.

So which one of these mustaches

Looks like a twisty mustache?

Yeah, that one.

We just need to wear this mustache

To open the gate.

- Wear a mustache to open the gate? Okay.

[All gasp] - bobgoblin, no.

- Bobgoblin, yes.

- Uh-oh.

- Wrong mustache.

- Um, what is happening?

Aah. Bad mustache and ticklish.

Hee-hee-hee-hee.

- Oh, dear.

- We'’d better go help him.

- Wally, look. - Huh?

- Oh, no. The treat'’s about to rise to the top.

If we don'’t get it right now,

It'’s gonna turn into underpants.

- Underpants.

- Yeah, we don'’t have much time,

But, guys, bobgoblin needs our help.

Come on, norville. - Uh-huh.

- [Screaming]

Put me down, mustache.

- Don'’t worry, bobgoblin. We'’re here to help.

- Aah.

- Can you make it stop, wally?

- Stop.

No. Stop doesn'’t have the "aah" sound.

Maybe there'’s another word that can stop the mustache.

Magic stick, give me a word.

Thanks. Help me read this word, okay?

Nnn-aah-puh.

Nnn-aah-puh.

What word is that?

Yeah, nap.

- Nap? - Let'’s try it.

- Wallykazam, wallykazap.

Magical mustache, take a nap.

[Snores]

- Good night, mustache.

Aah.

Bap. Thank you, wally trollman.

Bobgoblin has spent a lot of time in bushes today.

- Mm-hmm.

- Wally, look. - Huh?

- The treat. We still have time. Come on.

- Hurry. Wally, put on the mustache.

- Ahh. - Yeah.

Quick, we have to get to the treat.

Oh, no, we'’re too late.

- [Sighs]

[Sobs]

- Look on the bright side.

They'’re pretty nice underpants.

- Wizard jeff.

- Gosh, that'’s too bad.

I really wanted you to get that treat.

- Yeah.

- You'’re good kids,

You play by the rules,

You worked together,

And you helped somebody in trouble.

Hmm, wait a second.

You know what the best thing is about my magic hat?

There'’s a lot of room inside it.

Enough room for another tremendous treat.

- Ahh.

- Tremendous treat.

- To open it, you just need to hit it with something.

- Ooh, like a bat.

[Bat squeaking]

- Wow.

- Wow. - Whoo-hoo.

- Yep, that'’s definitely enough to share with all our friends.

- Heh-heh-heh. - Yum.

- Look at all these. - I love it.

- Norville, look. Dragon biscuits.

- [Excited chitters]

[Gibberish]

- Can you believe it?

We finally got the tremendous treat.

What a mustache day.

- Whoa.

- Hey, bobgoblin, want a treat?

- No. Bobgoblin wants these.

Tremendous underpants.

[All chuckling]

- And now a message for dragons. - Hello.

- Hi. Norville has a message for all the dragons out there.

- Uh-huh.

- But if you'’re not a dragon, I'’ll tell you what he'’s saying.

Go ahead, norville. - Ahem.

[Gibberish]

- Today, norville is going to tell dragons

How to make a special treat-- popcorn.

- [Gibberish]

- First, you put corn on a stick.

- [Gibberish]

- Second, you breathe a little fire on the corn.

- [Gibberish]

- Third, you catch the popcorn.

- [Gibberish]

- And that'’s how you make popcorn if you'’re a dragon.

Anything else to say, norville?

- Bye-bye. - Bye-bye.

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wah

- ♪ Bah-bah

- Wallykazam!

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, whoo

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally

- Wallykazam!

- ♪ Do, do, do, do, do

- Wally!

- ♪ Do, do, do, do, do

- Wally!

- ♪ Do, do, do, do, do

- Wally! - ♪ Do, do, do, do, do

- What?

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wallykazam! ♪