01x18 - Castle Cafe

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Wallykazam!". Aired: February 3, 2014 – September 9, 2017.*
Watch/Buy Amazon


Revolves around young troll Wally Trollman, who uses his magic stick to turn words into physical objects or occurrences, along with his pet dragon Norville and other friends.
Post Reply

01x18 - Castle Cafe

Post by bunniefuu »

- Hi! - Hello!

- Whoo-hoo!

- It'’s a cheering chimp. It'’s he great?

- This chimp cheers at everything we do.

- Like if I touch my nose...

- Yahoo!

- He cheers!

Or if norville sings...

- ♪ Mary had a little lamb

- Yeah! Whoo!

- The cheering chimp cheers again.

- See, today all the magic words

Start with the letters "c" and "h."

Look, there are two letters, "c" and "h."

But together they make one sound...

"Ch."

And with the "ch" sound we can use words

Like "chimp" and "cheer" and...

Oh! How about "cheese"?

Cheese!

- Rah, rah, rah! Whoo-hoo!

- The cheering chimp chooses to cheer for cheese.

- Whoo-hoo! Whoo!

[Both giggle]

[Upbeat music]

- ♪ Wally found a stick

♪ Waved it in the air

♪ All these magic words

♪ Went flying everywhere

♪ If you need a friend

♪ To lend a helping hand

♪ You can call on wally

- ♪ Say "wallykazam!"

- ♪ Anything is possible with wally ♪

♪ All you need is a word

♪ Say the word, say the word ♪

All: ♪ wallykazam!

- ♪ Say it, say it

♪ Hear the music playing now

♪ Say the word, say the word ♪

All: ♪ whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo

- ♪ Wally, wally, wallykazam! ♪

- Hi!

Welcome to wally'’s castle cafe!

We'’re playing restaurant.

Come on in!

I'’m pretending to be the cook.

Libby light sprite'’s the waitress.

- Hiyah!

- And norville is our customer.

- Hello!

- Hello, sir! Welcome to wally'’s castle cafe

Where you eat like a king!

- Oooh!

- What would you like to order for lunch today?

- Hmm...

[Indistinct speech]

- I see. One dragon biscuit on toast.

One moment, sir.

Wally, order up! Dragon biscuit on toast.

- One dragon biscuit on toast, coming right up!

[Humming]

Both: [laughing]

- I love making pretend food.

[Humming]

There! One dragon biscuit on toast.

Oh, this is the best part!

When the order'’s ready, I ring the bell.

[Bell ringing]

Hear ye, hear ye!

Lunch is ready at wally'’s castle cafe!

[Humming]

- Lunch?

Did you here that, froggy?

[As froggy] yes I did.

- Order up!

- Here you go, sir.

One dragon biscuit on toast.

- Oh! Very nice!

[Tastes food]

- [Giggles]

Well sir, are you satisfied with your lunch?

- Mm-hmm.

- Yup, he'’s satisfied.

He'’s a happy customer.

[Knock at door]

Huh. Wonder who that is.

Gina!

- Wally!

Froggy and I are here for lunch.

- Wait, what?

- I heard the bell and then you shouted,

"Lunch is ready at wally'’s castle cafe!"

- Hi, wally. We'’re ready for lunch.

- Borgelorp hungry!

- Um, well, you guys, we'’re not really--

- Wally! You have a restaurant?

Snow way!

- Uh, hi, betty yeti.

- Ya got worm salad in this place?

- And stan of the swamp.

- Whoo-hoo-hoo-whoo-hoo!

- And the cheering chimp.

Um, excuse me, everyone. Just a moment.

You guys! We have real customers!

- What do you mean, wally?

We'’re just pretending.

- I know, but they think the restaurant is real.

- Uh-oh.

- But, wally, we don'’t have any food.

- No, but I do have a magic stick.

I can make lunch with it. It'’ll be great!

We can have a restaurant for real!

I can still be the waitress and take everybody'’s order.

- [Gasps] ooh, and, norville,

You know that special, secret dragon dessert

You'’ve always wanted to make?

- [Gasps] dragon surprise!

- Yeah! Dragon surprise!

Want to make it?

- Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

Dragon surprise!

- Hurry! Go get the secret ingredients.

All right. Restaurant time.

Hello everyone. Please come in and sit down.

- Oh! - Awesome!

- Whoo-hoo - hmm.

- Nice place! - It'’s about time!

Hey! There'’s nowhere to sit at this table.

You said to sit down.

On what? The floor?

I don'’t like sitting on the floor.

I like sitting on a chair.

- Wait a second. "Chair."

Chair!

One moment, sir.

Today the magic words start with the "ch" sound.

Does "chair" start with "ch"?

Yeah, it does!

Stan, have a seat on this nice, comfortable chair!

- Oh, it'’ll do.

[Knock at door] - hmm?

- Wally trollman?

Bobgoblin was wondering if wally trollman would like

Some calm, relaxing music for his restaurant.

- Music would be nice.

Sure, bobgoblin.

- Oh, good!

- Hear ye, hear ye! Welcome to wally'’s castle cafe!

[Drumming] - ♪ oh yeah!

♪ Welcome to wally'’s castle cafe! ♪

♪ Uh-huh!

♪ Calm relaxing music!

[Toots tuba]

- Today we will be serving... [Drum roll]

Lunch! [Tuba toot]

- Um, wally, what'’s for lunch?

- Um, well, uh, just a moment everyone.

Libby! We don'’t know what'’s for lunch!

- Okay. No problem.

We just need a menu.

Do you have a chalkboard and chalk?

- "Chalkboard." "Chalk."

They both start with the "ch" sound!

Perfect!

[Humming]

There!

Here are some of my favorite foods.

Soup, salad, and cherries!

- Okay, we can make any food

That starts with the letters "c-h"

And the sound, "ch."

S do you see a word that starts with the letters "c-h"?

- Yeah! Cherries!

- What else can we serve?

- How about...

Cheeseburgers and chili!

Those start with "c-h" too.

Perfect! Cherries, cheeseburger and chili.

- We can start with the cherries.

- Fresh cherries, made from magic.

Delicious!

I'’ll bring them to the customers, wally!

Enjoy your cherries! - Thanks.

- Bon appetite! - Thanks!

- Hear ye, hear ye!

We have our lunch menu.

We will start with cherries.

And then you will have a choice

Of cheeseburgers or chili!

[Drumming] ♪ cheeseburgers or chili

♪ You get the choice oh yeah ♪

[Toots tuba]

And norville is making dessert!

- Hello!

- It'’s a secret, special dessert

Called "dragon surprise."

All: oooh.

- Yeah! Yipee!

Aha! Whoo-hoo!

- Chimps really like desserts.

Come on, let'’s see how the customers are doing.

Hi, ogre doug.

Are you satisfied with your cherries?

- Very satisfied, wally. They are fresh and delicious.

- Cherries!

Whoo!

- Borgelorp. - Huh?

- What did we say about jumping on people'’s heads

At restaurants?

- Oh. No jump on heads.

Kiss! Mwah!

- Enjoy your cherries, folks!

The customers seem satisfied so far.

- Wally! We have a dissatisfied customer!

- What do you mean, libby?

- If this is satisfied--

"La la la, happy happy, yum yum"--

Then this is dissatisfied--

"Ew, rrr, grr."

In other words, not very happy.

- Uh-oh. Which customer?

- Ew, rrr, grr.

- Oh, dear. I'’ll go talk to him.

Hi, stan!

I hear you'’re dissatisfied with your cherries?

- I'’m quite dissatisfied. I don'’t like them.

They'’re too round and too red.

And I wish they were muddier!

Ooh! Do you have a mud dipping sauce?

- Sorry, stan, we don'’t serve mud here.

- Don'’t serve mud?

What kind of restaurant is this?

I'’m going back to my swamp!

- No! Wait! Don'’t leave!

Maybe I can change the cherries into something else.

Wait a second.

Change. Change.

What sound does "change" start with?

"Change" starts with "ch"!

Stan, I can change the cherries.

- A sock? I don'’t eat socks.

- Uh, I don'’t know what it'’s going to change into.

I'’ll try again.

[Bicycle bell rings]

- Huh?

- Uh...

♪ No

- Ah, change!

Oh. That'’s it, I'’m leaving.

- Wait, stan, don'’t leave.

There'’s still more lunch.

Oh, and don'’t you want to see the surprise dessert?

It'’s gonna be great, right, norville?

- Yeah!

- Hmm. Dessert.

Maybe it'’s worms.

[Drumming] - ♪ maybe! Oh maybe

♪ Dessert will be worms! But probably not! Yeah! ♪

[Toots tuba]

- Fine, I'’ll stay. And I'’m keeping the hat.

- Well, at least he'’s satisfied with the hat.

- Wally! I have the lunch orders!

Four chilis and three cheeseburgers.

- Four chilis and three cheeseburgers

Coming right up, libby.

- Good cooking, wally!

- Here you go! - Mmm!

- And for you. - Thanks!

- Hear ye, hear ye! Lunch is now served

At wally'’s castle cafe!

[Tuba toot]

And remember, after lunch,

Norville will serve his secret surprise dessert.

- Uh-huh

- Whoo-hoo yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!

- Wait, cheering chimp. It'’s not time for dessert yet.

- Boo.

- Everyone has their lunches, wally!

And the customers seem satisfied.

- Nice work, libby.

Let'’s go see how norville'’s doing with dessert.

Enjoy your lunch, everybody!

And now, bobgoblin will play some nice,

Relaxing dining music while you eat.

Take it away, bobgoblin!

[Upbeat music]

- ♪ Oh, we hope you'’re enjoying your cheeseburgers or chili ♪

♪ This song is, oh, so lovely, but it might get kind of silly ♪

♪ A wak a wak a wiggly wak ♪

♪ A woogily woogily woo

♪ Oh, everybody'’s eating, and everybody'’s happy ♪

♪ Bobgoblin'’s happy too ♪

♪ And so his fingers might get snappy ♪

[Snapping fingers]

♪ And his feet, they might get tappy ♪

[Tapping feet]

♪ And bobgoblin might get sappy ♪

♪ I love lunch!

♪ Oh, we hope you'’re enjoying your cheeseburgers or chili ♪

♪ This song is, oh, so lovely, but it might get kind of silly ♪

- ♪ A wak a wak a wiggly wak ♪

♪ A woogily woogily woo?

- ♪ A dippity doppity flippity floppity ♪

♪ Shoobity dibbity doo!

[Upbeat music]

- ♪ Oh, everybody'’s eating, and everybody'’s happy ♪

♪ Gina giant'’s happy too ♪

♪ And so her fingers might get snappy ♪

- [Snapping fingers]

- ♪ And her feet, they might get tappy ♪

- [Tapping feet]

- ♪ And my ears, they might get flappy ♪

[Upbeat music, cheering]

- Sounds like everybody'’s having fun.



- Okay, now everybody!

All: ♪ we are all enjoying

♪ Our cheeseburgers and chili ♪

♪ This song is, oh, so lovely, but it might get kind of silly ♪

- ♪ A wak a wak a wiggily wak ♪

♪ A woogily woogily woo.

- Yeah! - Neat!

- ♪ This restaurant is charming, you wouldn'’t call it fancy ♪

♪ And now we'’ll have some fun ♪

♪ Because this party'’s getting dancy ♪

- Uh-oh. "Dancy"?

- Dance!

- Borgelorp! No dancing in restaurants!

[Upbeat music]

- Whoa! Huh?

- No, no, borgelorp.

- Whoo! Ha ha! Yeah!

- Hey! That'’s my fork!

- Ta-da!

- All the desserts are finished.

Way to go, norville!

- I don'’t like borgelorps dancing on my head!

- Uh-oh!

- Ogre doug, what'’s going on?

- It'’s my borgelorp, wally.

The music is making him dance around.

And I can'’t catch him!

- We need him to stop dancing.

- But the only thing he likes more than dancing

Is playing games, like hopscotch and checkers.

- Hopscotch and checkers. Which one starts with "ch"?

Hopscotch or checkers?

Yeah! Checkers!

Oh, borgelorp...

- Oooh.

- Thanks, wally. You go first, borgelorp.

- Thank you. Bobgoblin will be here all day

Playing bobgoblin songs.

Bobgoblin.

- [Cheering]

Whoo!

- Hear ye, hear ye!

Uh, we hope everybody is satisfied with their lunch.

- Wally...

The borgelorp danced with my fork.

- And he danced on my head!

- [Nervous chuckle] sorry about that.

But we have some good news!

- Norville'’s secret surprise dragon dessert is ready!

We'’ll bring it right out!

All: [gasp]

- The desserts! They'’re gone!

- Ah!

- [Gasps] wally, look!

- Ha-ha, woo! Yeah!

- Oh, no, the cheering chimp! Come on!

Wait! The customers!

Um, dessert will be out soon!

And now, bobgoblin will entertain you!

With a dance.

- Good idea, wally trollman.

- Wait...

"Ch.".."Ch."..

Oh! A cha-cha!

That'’s a dance.

- All right, bobgoblin!

- ♪ One, two, cha-cha-cha. Three, four, cha-cha-cha. ♪

- Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

- Huh?

He went in here!

- [Barking]

- Whoo-hoo

- Get the cheering chimp!

- [Barks]

- Whoa!

- Huh? [Sniffing]

[Barking and growling]

- Whoa! - Huh?

- I got him! Libby, quick! We need light!

- Okay.

- Huh? - [Groans]

- Whoo-hoo!

- [Gasps] wally, he'’s gonna get away

With all the desserts!

- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

- We need a magic word!

Hey, maybe I can make another dessert he would like.

- Good idea, wally.

What about a, uh, nice cheesecake

Or, um, pudding?

- Which word starts with the "ch" sound--

"Cheesecake" or "pudding"?

Yeah! Cheesecake!

Wallykazam! Wallykaseesake!

Let'’s hope this chimp really likes cheesecake!

- Oh! Whoo-hoo!

All: whoo-hoo!

- ♪ Eighty-nine, ninety, cha-cha-cha ♪

♪ Ninety-one, ninety-two, cha-cha-cha ♪

♪ Ninety-three, ninety-four, cha-cha-cha ♪

- Where'’s wally?

- Yeah, should we go home?

- ♪ Uh, dessert soon, cha-cha-cha ♪

♪ Don'’t leave, cha-cha-cha ♪

- Hear ye, hear ye! It'’s time for the dessert!

Norville'’s dragon surprise!

All: oooh!

- Come one, worms!

All: oooh!

- Dragon surprise!

♪ The dragon surprise is marshmallows ♪

[Tuba toot]

- Wait, it'’s not done yet!

We will now add a piece of chocolate

- A lovely and delicious "ch" word.

All: oooh!

- And now, norville, if you will.

[Drum roll]

The dragon surprise.

A chocolate river through marshmallow mountains.

All: [cheering]

- Thank you. Thank you very much.

- Hit it, bobgoblin!

[Upbeat music]

- ♪ We hope you'’re enjoying your chocolate river ♪

♪ Through marshmallow mountain! ♪

♪ This song is so relaxing just like a nice ♪

♪ Trickly fountain

♪ A woosh a woosh a trickly trick ♪

♪ A droppity droppity plink

♪ Everybody'’s eating and everybody'’s happy ♪

♪ Bobgoblin'’s happy too ♪

So his fingers might get snappy ♪

[Snapping]

♪ And his feet they might get tappy ♪

[Tapping]

♪ And then bobgoblin takes a nappy ♪

[Snores] bobgoblin...

- Mmm! - Mmm!

- Mmm! Mmm!

- Can you believe it?

The customers at wally'’s castle cafe

Are all satisfied.

- Excuse me!

- Yes, stan?

Are you satisfied with your dessert?

- I only like three desserts.

Mud pies, wormsicles...

And chocolate river through marshmallow mountains!

This stuff is delicious!

All: [laughing]

- ♪ "A" is for apple, "b" is for ball ♪

- ♪ "C" is for cake

- ♪ And "d" is for this doll "

"Hi."

- ♪ "E" is for egg - mama!

♪ "F" is for fall

- ♪ "G" is for goblin

♪ So it'’s the greatest letter of all ♪

- ♪ "H" is for hiccup - ♪ "i" is for ick

- ♪ "J" is for jumping

- ♪ "K" is just for kicks whoo!

- ♪ "L" is for libby - ♪ "m" is for mud

- ♪ "N" is for norville, my favorite dragon bud ♪

- Whoo-hoo!

- ♪ Oh, oh, "o" is ogre! - ♪ "P" is pie

- ♪ "Q" is quick - ♪ and "r" is--whoa--rise!

Come back, pies!

- ♪ "S" is stick, "t" is trick and troll ♪

All: wally! Wally!

- ♪ "U" is for underpants

- ♪ "V" is for villain and "w" for wet ♪

- ♪ "X" is for x-ray, "y" it isn'’t done yet ♪

- ♪ "Z" is for zip

- ♪ And that is the end!

All: ♪ and that'’s the alphabet ♪

♪ With wally, wally and his friends! ♪

- [Howling]

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wah

All: ♪ bah-bah

- Wallykazam!

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, whoo

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally

- Wallykazam!

All: ♪ do, do, do, do, do

- Wally!

All: ♪ do, do, do, do, do

- Wally!

All: ♪ do, do, do, do, do

- Wally!

All: ♪ do, do, do, do, do

- What?

All: ♪ wally, wally, wally, wallykazam! ♪
Post Reply