01x13 - Victor the Villain

[bunniefuu]

- Yar! - Yar!

- Yar!

- Yar! - Yar!

We'’re playing viking volleyball,

Because today all the magic words start with the "v" sound,

And this letter.

The letter "v."

Yar!

- [Grunts]

- So I used the magic stick

To make a volleyball and viking helmets.

- [Grunts]

- Oof.

Yar! Missed it.

Good sh*t, viking norville. You win.

- Hooray!

- And the prize for your viking volleyball victory is...

Vegetables.

- Yeah!

- Vegetables!

- [Chomping] - [laughs]

- Mmm! - Vikings love vegetables.

- Yeah!

[Upbeat music]

- ♪ Wally found a stick

♪ Waved it in the air

♪ All these magic words

♪ Went flying everywhere

♪ If you need a friend

♪ To lend a helping hand

♪ You can call on wally

- ♪ Say "wallykazam!"

- ♪ Anything is possible with wally ♪

♪ All you need is a word

♪ Say the word, say the word ♪

All: ♪ wallykazam!

- ♪ Say it, say it

♪ Hear the music playing now

♪ Say the word, say the word ♪

All: ♪ whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo

- ♪ Wally, wally, wallykazam! ♪

- [Barking]

- Stopping bad guys is our goal--

Wonder dragon and mighty troll!

- [Imitates trumpet fanfare]

- See any bad guys, wonder dragon?

- Uh...

Nuh-uh.

- Wait, there'’s one! - [Gasps]

[Barks]

- Oh. You'’re not a bad guy.

You'’re our friend. Hi.

- Hello.

- It'’s just us, wally and norville.

We'’re playing superheroes,

Like the ones in our favorite comic book,

[Span] [span]the adventures of wonder dragon [span] and mighty troll.

I am mighty troll, and this is wonder dragon!

- [Imitates trumpet fanfare]

- Okay, wonder dragon, let'’s keep looking for bad guys.

Both: hmm!

- Hmm.

- There aren'’t any bad guys around here, norville.

- Mm-mm.

- Superheroes really need a bad guy to stop,

Like victor the villain, from our comic book.

Hey, wait a minute!

Today all the magic words start with the "v" sound.

Victor.

Villain.

Victor.

Villain.

What sound do those words start with?

Yeah, "v"!

You know what that means, norville?

- Uh-huh!

Uh... Nuh-uh.

- It means we can make victor the villain!

Then we'’ll have a bad guy to play superheroes with.

- Yeah!

Wallykazam!

Wallykazillain!

Magic stick, make victor the...

Villain!

- Whoa! - Wow!

- It'’s victor the villain!

- Yes!

I am victor the--

Wait a minute. Wait a minute--wait--

I'’m out of my comic book!

- We'’re playing superheroes, and we need a bad guy.

- Superheroes? [Gasps]

Mighty troll and wonder dragon!

We meet again.

- Ooh, he'’s a good bad guy.

- Yeah!

- I am the world'’s greatest bad guy,

Victor the villain.

Which is why I have this letter "v" on my chest.

Nifty, huh?

Now, I'’m going to do bad things,

And you will never catch me.

[Laughs evilly]

- Just caught you.

- Ooh, fiddlesticks.

Hey, look behind you.

Are those flying purple polka-dotted underpants?

Both: huh?

- Ha-ha! Fooled you.

You'’ll never find me now.

- He'’s a silly villain, isn'’t he?

Hey, victor, you'’re behind that tree.

Found you.

- Fiddlesticks!

Oh, that does it.

Time to use my super power.

The power to--

Ooh, to-- ooh, what was it--

[Humming]

Oh, yeah.

It'’s the power to fly!

Wah! Oof.

- See what I mean? Silly.

- That'’s not it.

Wait, it-- it starts with a "v"!

It'’s the power to v-v-v-v-v- vanish!

Like this!

- Whoa, he vanished. He'’s gone.

- Huh. [Sniffing]

- Pretty good, huh?

[Clears throat]

Now that I'’ve remembered my super power,

I will do bad things!

Like, um--

Take stuff that doesn'’t belong to me.

Oh, no, you won'’t, victor.

Because wonder dragon and mighty troll will stop you.

- [Imitates trumpet fanfare]

- You forget, I can vanish!

You'’ll never stop me!

Bwa-ha-ha!

- Oh, yes, we will.

- Oh, no, you w--

Won'’t.

- Now we have a bad guy to stop. - Whoo-hoo!

- I wonder what he'’s gonna do first.

- Hey, give me back my ice cream cone!

- [Gasps] that'’s ogre doug!

Don'’t worry, ogre doug, help is on the way!

- Here we come!

- Ogre doug, we'’re here to save the day!

- Oh, good, because a pointy guy just took my ice cream cone,

And then, poof, he was gone.

- Was it that pointy guy?

- Yep, that'’s him.

- [Barks]

- Hand over the cone, victor.

- Yes, please.

It'’s not nice to take people'’s ice cream.

- Ah, but that'’s what I do-- take stuff.

I'’m a villain.

Hey, are those flying purple polka-dotted underpants?

All: huh?

- Fell for it again.

- I'’ll never give it back-- never!

Because chocolate is the only flavor I like!

[Laughs evilly]

- [Gasps] did you hear that?

Chocolate is the only flavor victor likes,

So maybe if I change the ice cream'’s flavor,

He'’ll give it back.

- ♪ I'’m going to eat it, and you can'’t stop me ♪

♪ Na-na-na, na-na-na

- I'’d better hurry.

What other flavors do you like, ogre doug?

- Hmm. Strawberry is yummy.

Ooh, and vanilla is delicious.

- Which ice cream flavor starts with the "v" sound?

Strawberry or vanilla?

Yeah, vanilla!

We'’ll make the ice cream vanilla!

- Eww! Vanilla?

- I got it!

- [Licks]

Ah, sweet, sweet vanilla.

Thanks, mighty troll and wonder dragon.

- Uh-huh!

- Fiddlesticks!

You stopped me!

- Yeah, that'’s how you play superheroes.

A villain does something bad,

And then the superheroes stop him.

- Hmm, I like it better

When the villain does bad things

And then gets away, like this!

- [Gasps]

Bwa-ha-ha!

You'’ll never stop me!

Yah-ha--oh, oof.

Aha!

- Guess we'’re still playing! - Whoo-hoo!

- Hey, give that back!

- That'’s gina giant.

Do you think victor is taking stuff again?

We'’d better find out.

Stopping bad guys is our goal,

Wonder dragon and mighty troll!

- [Imitates trumpet fanfare]

- We'’re here to save the day.

Your day does need saving,

Right, gina?

- Yes, it does.

Froggy long legs and I were having a tea party

When some pointy guy took him, and disappeared.

And all the guy said was, "bwa-ha-ha."

- Was it that pointy guy?

- Bwa-ha-ha!

♪ I took your dolly, and you can'’t get me ♪

[Humming]

- Yes, I can.

[Groans]

- I'’m over here now.

Bwa-ha-ha!

- We need a better way to catch him.

Magic stick, give me a word!

Thanks.

Can you help me read this word?

V-ine.

V-ine.

What word is that?

Yeah, vine!

Wonder how that'’ll help.

Let'’s find out. Vine!

- What'’s this? A vine?

Ooh, very nice "v" word.

[Giggles]

But, whoa--it tickles! It tickles!

Oh, stop that!

[Laughs]

- Huh.

- Froggy long legs, are you all right?

Speak to me!

"I'’m all right."

He'’s all right.

Thanks, mighty troll and wonder dragon.

Tea time!

- Fiddlesticks.

- All right, victor, you'’ve caused enough trouble.

Time to go back in your comic book.

- But--but I haven'’t gotten any stuff yet.

I'’m not going back until I get some stuff!

Vanish!

- [Gasps]

- [Laughs]

Nothing can stop victor the villain!

Except this hill!

- You know who can stop victor the villain, wonder dragon?

- Who? - We can!

- Oh!

- Because we'’re superheroes, right?

- Right! - And we'’re good.

Very good.

♪

♪ We are very, very brave

♪ We are very, very strong

♪ Victor took the stuff away and then we came along ♪

♪ We act very, very tough

♪ Just like superheroes should

♪ When it comes to chasing villains ♪

♪ We are very, very good

♪

- ♪ I am very, very miffed

♪ I am very, very mad

♪ Of all my villain days this one'’s very, very bad ♪

♪ Those heroes always win and I didn'’t think they would ♪

♪ When it comes to chasing villains ♪

♪ They are very, very good

- ♪ Stopping bad guys is our goal ♪

♪ Wonder dragon and mighty troll ♪

- [Imitates trumpet fanfare]

- ♪ Stopping villains, they'’re on a roll ♪

Both: ♪ it'’s wonder dragon and mighty troll ♪

- [Rhythmic barking]

- ♪ He is very, very sneaky

♪ He is very, very bad

♪ When we get him in this book we'’ll be very very glad ♪

- ♪ They are very, very smart

♪ They are very, very clever

♪ But will I let them b*at me?

♪ I say very, very, never

- ♪ We will stop him - ♪ no, you won'’t ♪

- ♪ Yes, we will - ♪ no, you won'’t ♪

- ♪ No, we will - ♪ yes, you will

I mean--what? No, hold on--

Both: ♪ stopping bad guys is our goal ♪

- ♪ Wonder dragon - ♪ and mighty troll

- [Imitates trumpet fanfare]

- ♪ Stopping villains, they'’re on a roll ♪

Both: ♪ it'’s wonder dragon ♪

- ♪ Dragon, dragon

Both: ♪ and mighty troll

- [Gasps]

Wow, victor the villain?

You'’re my favorite comic book villain ever.

- Really?

- Yeah, I'’m bobgoblin.

Um, why are you out of your comic book?

- I am taking everyone'’s stuff.

[Laughs evilly]

But mighty troll and wonder dragon keep stopping me.

- Don'’t worry, bobgoblin will help you,

Oh, great victor the villain.

- I like you, because you like me.

Very well, you can be my helper,

But first you need a bad guy name.

Let me think, um...

- How about eugene?

- No, no, no, no, no, no, that'’s not bad enough.

Ooh, oh, oh, oh, ooh, I'’ve got it--

Badgoblin.

- Ooh, I like it.

Badgoblin.

- And now together we shall stop mighty troll and wonder dragon.

Just as soon as I figure out

How to stop mighty troll and wonder dragon.

- You could trap them.

- Quiet, badgoblin.

I do the planning around here.

Okay, it just came to me.

I could trap them in a cage.

I learned how to make those at villain camp.

Voila.

But wait--

How will we get the heroes inside my very pretty cage?

- Ooh, I'’ll pretend I'’m stuck in that mud puddle.

And when mighty troll and wonder dragon

Come to help me,

You drop the cage on them.

- Oh, I'’m glad I thought of that!

I'’m good at being bad.

Evil laugh time, badgoblin.

Both: bwa-ha-ha!

- No sign of victor yet. - Nope.

- Help! Oh, my.

Help! I need help.

- A cry for help! Come, wonder dragon!

- Whoo-hoo!

- I am stuck. Help, help!

- We'’ll save you!

- Huh?

- Got you! Good job, badgoblin.

- Bwa-ha-ha. I'’m his helper.

- Uh-oh. They trapped us in a cage.

But it'’s a very pretty cage.

- Ooh, this is nice.

- We got you, uh-huh.

Oh, yes, we did, uh-huh.

- All right, victor, you had your fun.

Now let us out, and go back into your comic book.

- Let you out?

No!

Not until I take all the stuff.

And, uh-- ooh, oh, oh, oh--

I'’ll throw all the stuff in a volcano!

[Laughs evilly]

- [Gasps] oh, no!

If victor does that, all the stuff will be gone forever!

- Bwa-ha-ha!

Wait, do you have a volcano around here?

- Uh, we have an ice volcano.

- Oh, that'’ll work.

But you carry all the stuff.

- Yes, sir!

- [Grunting]

We have to get out of here, fast!

We need to use a "v" word, like, uh...

Vegetables?

Let'’s try it.

Vegetables!

- [Chomps]

- Hiya! - [Barks]

- This could take a while.

- Uh-huh.

[Both grunting]

- Mine.

Also mine.

Mine too.

A doughnut, yes.

- [Squeaks]

- A book.

That'’s mine.

A sock.

I wouldn'’t normally take that, but it'’s mine.

- [Groans]

- We have all the stuff!

[Laughs evilly]

- [Groans]

Ooh--oof!

Oh, you took a lot of stuff--

Pine cones, twigs, tea cups,

My toothbrush, books--

Wait! [Gasps]

My toothbrush?

You can'’t take my toothbrush!

- I can, and I did. So there.

And I'’m throwing it in the ice volcano.

- [Gasps]

- Bwa-ha-ha!

- He really is a bad guy.

Who would take a toothbrush?

You know what?

I'’m not helping victor anymore.

Bobgoblin loves his toothbrush.

It can'’t go into the ice volcano.

Bobgoblin needs...

A superhero!

Bobgoblin!

[Both grunting]

- Have you tried zucchini?

- Zucchini? No, here.

- Zucchini, no good. - [Whimpers]

- Mighty troll, wonder dragon, I need help.

Victor took my toothbrush and disappeared.

- Wait a second--

Disappeared. That'’s it!

- Yeah! Huh?

- What'’s the word victor uses every time he disappears?

Starts with "v."

V-v--

What'’s that word?

Yeah, vanish!

- Yeah!

- Vanish!

- [Barks]

- The cage vanished!

Which way did victor go, bobgoblin?

- To the ice volcano.

He'’s going to throw my toothbrush in it.

Oh, and all the other stuff, too.

- Come, wonder dragon. We must stop victor.

- [Imitates trumpet fanfare]

- Don'’t forget my toothbrush!

- [Grunts]

[Laughs evilly]

- Not so fast, victor the villain.

- [Imitates trumpet fanfare]

- Mighty troll and wonder dragon.

Oh, you'’re good,

But you'’re too late.

Ta-ta, toothbrush.

[Laughs evilly]

- [Gasps]

- Oh!

We need a way to get the toothbrush out of there, fast!

- Bwa-ha-ha!

- What about, uh--

V-v--

Vacuum?

Vacuum.

Does vacuum start with a "v" sound?

Yeah, it does!

Wallykazam! Wallykazacuum!

Magic stick, we need a...

Vacuum!

[Switch flips, vacuum whirring]

Clank!

Got it! - [Imitates trumpet fanfare]

- Fiddlesticks!

- Drop that sack, victor,

Or prepare to get vacuumed.

- Vacuum.

Very nice "v" word, mighty troll,

But so is...

Vanish!

Bwa-ha-ha!

[Vacuum whirring]

- Ah, stop doing that!

- It'’s over, victor. Hand back the sack.

- Never!

Can'’t catch me!

- I need him to stop vanishing.

Ooh, I know!

Oh, victor, look!

Are those flying purple polka-dotted underpants?

- Ooh, that sounds very amusing.

[Vacuum whirring]

- Ah! You tricked me.

I can'’t believe I fell for that.

- We got all the stuff back!

- Yes, but you'’ll never catch me.

[Switch flips, vacuum whirring]

- Wah!

Oh, fiddlesticks!

- Victor, it'’s time for you to go back in your comic book.

- [Grunts]

- Bye-bye, bad guy.

- Yah!

Fiddlesticks!

- Wonder dragon, we did it!

- [Imitates trumpet fanfare]

Both: ♪ stopping bad guys was our goal ♪

- ♪ Wonder dragon - ♪ and mighty troll

- [Imitates trumpet fanfare]

- ♪ Stopping bad guys, we'’re on a roll ♪

Both: ♪ it'’s wonder dragon ♪

- ♪ Dragon, dragon

- ♪ And mighty troll

- [Imitates trumpet fanfare]

- Can you believe it?

Victor the villain is back in the comic book, for good.

- Are you okay?

- Yep, we'’re fine, bobgoblin.

- Not you, my toothbrush.

Oh, how I missed you, toothbrush.

[Laughter]

- Giant words with gina giant.

Here'’s a giant word I love.

Imitate.

When you imitate something,

You do the same thing it does.

You copy it.

And now i, gina giant,

Will imitate this monkey.

[Whispers] do something, monkey.

- [Whooping]

- I can imitate that.

- [Whooping]

Pretty good, huh?

Give me something else to imitate.

- Mm--oh!

- Yup, I can do an imitation of that too.

Come on, monkey, give me a harder one.

- Oh...

[Whistling]

- No problem.

[Both whistling]

- Mm! - Ta-da!

- Ta-da!

- Whoa, the monkey'’s a good imitator too.

- Good imitator too!

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wah

All: ♪ bah-bah

- Wallykazam!

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, whoo

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally

- Wallykazam!

All: ♪ do, do, do, do, do

- Wally!

All: ♪ do, do, do, do, do

- Wally!

All: ♪ do, do, do, do, do

- Wally!

All: ♪ do, do, do, do, do

- What?

All: ♪ wally, wally, wally, wallykazam! ♪