01x11 - The Cake Monster

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Wallykazam!". Aired: February 3, 2014 – September 9, 2017.*
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Revolves around young troll Wally Trollman, who uses his magic stick to turn words into physical objects or occurrences, along with his pet dragon Norville and other friends.
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01x11 - The Cake Monster

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- [Barking] - [laughing]

Hi. - Hello!

- Norville and I are playing catch

With a furry football.

I made it with my magic stick

Because today, all the magic words

Start with the "f" sound and this letter:

The letter "f."

So we can use words like "furry"

And "football."

Ooh, I have an idea.

We can give this furry football...

Feet.

Yeah, feet!

- Yeah!

Boing!

- [Laughs]

- Ha! [Barking]

- Get it, norville!

- [Barking]

[Upbeat music]

- [Grunts]

[Giggles]

Touchdown!

Furry footballs with feet are fast.

- Uh-huh!

Zoom!

[Both laughing]

[Upbeat music]

- ♪ Wally found a stick

♪ Waved it in the air

♪ All these magic words

♪ Went flying everywhere

♪ If you need a friend

♪ To lend a helping hand

♪ You can call on wally

- ♪ Say "wallykazam!"

- ♪ Anything is possible with wally ♪

♪ All you need is a word

♪ Say the word, say the word ♪

All: ♪ wallykazam!

- ♪ Say it, say it

♪ Hear the music playing now

♪ Say the word, say the word ♪

All: ♪ whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo

- ♪ Wally, wally, wallykazam! ♪

- Arf!

- Hi.

Today is ogre doug'’s birthday.

Norville and I are going to his birthday party.

- Whoo-hoo!

A party, a party, a party.

- Dragons love parties.

- Hello, wally.

Hello, norville. Doug hug!

- Happy birthday!

- Happy birthday!

- Thank you. Welcome to the party.

We have o.j. Over there if you'’re thirsty.

- Oh, I love orange juice.

- Orange juice? No, no.

Ogres drink onion juice.

- Onion juice?

- Look, everyone.

Wally and norville are here.

[Horns blare]

- Wally! Norville!

- Gina! - Gina!

- Hi, wally. Hi, norville.

- It'’s libby'’s turn to play my favorite party game,

Pin the bleegle on the bleegleblaggle.

- And I'’m gonna win.

Watch this. Ah!

- Ow! Oh?

- Oops.

- That'’s not a bleegleblaggle.

That'’s norville.

- Hello.

- All right, everyone, it'’s time for dessert.

I'’ll be right back.

- The cake'’s coming!

Grab your forks, everybody.

- Um, I don'’t see any forks.

- Hmm, well, the magic words start

With a "f" sound today

And the letter "f,"

So maybe I can make forks.

Does "forks" start with the letter "f"?

Yeah! Here come some forks!

- Good job.

- Yeah, wally.

- Now we'’re ready for cake. - Whoo-hoo!

- All right, everyone,

Who wants a piece of birthday...

Potato.

- What? - Huh?

- Really?

- Did he just say "potato"?

- I'’ll be honest.

We were expecting a cake.

- I know.

But I'’ve never had a birthday cake.

All: [gasp]

- Really? Why not?

- Because the cake monster

Always takes it.

- Oh, that makes sense.

Wait--no, it doesn'’t.

What'’s a cake monster?

- This is the cake monster.

Every year on my birthday,

The cake monster comes down from his cave

In the mountains and takes my cake.

And then he goes back to his cave...

- And then what? And then what?

- And then he eats it.

All: [gasp]

- The whole thing?

- The whole thing.

All: no!

- Wow, a monster that takes cakes?

That'’s the worst kind of monster.

- Yeah. - Tell me about it.

- You'’re right. - Mm, mm, mm.

- I wonder why he'’s never taken my cake.

- Mine either. - Mine either.

- For some reason, he only steals cake on my birthday.

That'’s why I'’ve never had a birthday cake,

And I never will.

So who'’s ready for a big slice of potato?

- You deserve a birthday cake, ogre doug,

And I'’m going to get you one.

- How, wally?

The cake monster will just take it.

- No, he won'’t, because I won'’t let him.

- Neither will i!

I can help stop that big, old, mean, old cake monster.

- Let'’s go to the bakery

And get ogre doug a birthday cake.

- Whoo-hoo!

- And if you'’re going to have cake,

You need ice cream too.

I'’ll go get some.

- Mm! - Be back soon, ogre doug...

With cake!

- With cake! - You hear that, guys?

This is going to be my best birthday party ever.

[Horns blare]

- Oh, here'’s a bakery.

[Sniffing]

I can smell the cakes from out here.

Both: [sniffing]

- Yum, yum!

- Hi, barbara baker.

We'’re looking for a cake for ogre doug.

- Well, you'’ve come to the right place.

I'’ve got plenty of cakes.

Okay, let'’s see here.

Um, I'’ve got big cakes, little cakes,

Magic cakes, smelly goblin cakes, hmm?

- Ew! - Blech!

- Yuck!

- Ooh, but I think I have

The perfect cake for ogre doug.

How about this one, hmm?

- Wow.

It'’s big and orange and green

And has lots of animals,

Just like ogre doug.

- Oh, he'’s going to love it.

It'’s way better than a potato.

- [Inhales]

[Babbles happily]

- [Snoring]

Hmm, cake.

Cake.

[Snoring] cake.

Hmm? [Sniffs]

Cake?

Cake! Yeah!

[Laughing]

Take cake, take cake,

Take cake, take cake!

- Thanks, barbara baker.

- Bye!

- Tell ogre doug happy birthday.

- All right.

Any sign of the cake monster?

- Nope. - Nope.

- Great!

We'’ll have this birthday cake to ogre doug

In no time.

Ready, norville?

- Ready. Ready?

- Ready. - Ready?

Hey, who are you?

- I...

Love...

Cake!

Both: [yelp] - it'’s the cake monster!

- Take cake, take cake, take cake.

- He wants the cake! Let'’s get out of here!

- [Barking] - take cake, take cake,

Take cake!

- He'’s catching up to us,

And he looks very, very hungry.

- Huh? Cake?

- Maybe instead of a cake,

He'’ll eat something else, like, um...

French fries?

Two words. What letter do they start with?

Yeah! They both start with "f."

French fries!

- Huh?

Ooh! Oh!

[Munching]

Blech!

Not cake.

- Let'’s go! - Run!

- Take cake, take cake, take cake,

Take cake, take cake.

- It'’s not working!

He only wants to eat cake.

What other words can we use to stop him?

- I don'’t know.

How about f...

Uh, feathers?

- Feathers?

We'’ll try it.

Feathers!

[Triumphant music]

- Huh?

Hey.

Cake monster not cake chicken.

[Blubbering]

Take cake, take cake,

Take cake, take cake, take cake.

- Wally, he'’s determined to get that cake.

He just won'’t stop until he gets it.

- Wait, stop!

We need a word that starts with "f"

And means "stop," like...

Freeze!

Cake monster, freeze!

[Triumphant music]

- Hey, what happened?

- Huh, didn'’t mean that kind of freeze.

- But it worked.

- Yeah, now he can'’t get the cake.

Come on, let'’s bring it to ogre doug.

- Yahoo!

- [Mumbling]

Break!

Take cake, take cake, take cake!

Cake!

[Peaceful music]

- We'’re almost to ogre doug'’s.

- He'’s going to love this cake.

Great job, wally.

Put it up. You too, norville.

- Whoo-hoo!

- You too, cake monster.

- Whoo-hoo!

- Wait--cake monster?

- Cake! All: [scream]

- Oh? Ooh!

Take cake, take cake, take cake...

All: [gasp]

Take cake, take cake!

Caaake!

- Oh, no!

We need to keep the cake away from the cake monster.

Oh, the cake could jump or fly.

Which one starts with a "f" sound?

"Jump" or "fly"?

Yeah! Fly!

Fly, cake, fly!

[Triumphant music]

- Whoa!



- Yes! Norville...

- Yeah!

- Let'’s get that cake.

- Oh?

Mm.

- Oh! - [Gasps]

- Oh, no!

The cake monster can fly too.

- Oh, great.

- He'’s so determined.

He just won'’t stop until he gets that cake.

- But neither will we.

Our friend ogre doug is going to have a birthday cake.

Come on! - [Barks]

- He'’s heading into the clouds!

[Exciting music]

I got it! I got the cake!

- Mm-hmm. - Oops.

Aah! - Whoa!

Whoa, oof!

- Well, that was weird.

Come on, buddy, fetch that cake.

Wait--"fetch!"

"Fetch" starts with "f."

If I make the cake monster fetch this ball,

Do you think he'’ll stop chasing the cake?

Yeah!

"Fetch" will make him chase the ball

And leave the cake alone.

Yoo-hoo, cake monster!

[Grunts]

- Huh?

- Fetch!

- Oh, fetch ball, fetch ball, fetch ball,

Fetch ball!

[Triumphant music]

- Yes! We got rid of the cake monster!

- And I got the cake.

- Nice job, libby.

Now let'’s get it to ogre doug'’s party.

- A party, a party, a party.

- I'’m back, and I brought one scoop of ice cream.

- Only one scoop?

Are you sure that'’s enough?

Oh, that [span]is enough.

Thank you, gina!

I hope the cake gets here soon.

- Here'’s your cake, ogre doug.

- [Gasps] I can'’t believe it.

I really, truly, finally, truly get

To have a birthday cake.

- You sure do.

♪ It'’s your birthday, here'’s a treat ♪

♪ It'’s a present you can eat ♪

- Sweet! - ♪ In case you hadn'’t guessed ♪

♪ We all think you'’re the best ♪

- ♪ That'’s why we celebrate ♪

♪ This very special date

All: it'’s your birthday! Hooray!

♪ You were born today

♪ So blow a horn today

♪ And have a happy, happy, happy, happy birthday ♪

Hooray!

♪ Wear pointy hats today

♪ And silly dance today

♪ And have a happy, happy, happy, happy birthday ♪

Hooray!

- Hooray! [Laughs]

- Wow, cake monster.

You'’re really good at fetch.

[Gasps] cake monster!

- Take cake! - [Gasps]

- Not so fast, cake monster.

Let'’s see you get past a giant.

Both: [struggling]

- Cake! - Huh!

- Oh. - Whoa.

Both: [struggling]

- Whoa, this is one sneaky monster.

- Oh, well.

The cake monster'’s going to get my cake...

Again.

- No, he won'’t, ogre doug.

We just need something to put the cake inside

To keep it safe,

Like a castle or a fort.

Which word starts with a "f" sound?

"Castle" or "fort"?

Yeah! Fort!

I'’ll make a...

Fort!

- Hmm?

Grr, cake go bye-bye.

Ooh! Wait, wait, wait.

- Welcome to fort doug.

- Great job, wally.

There'’s no way the cake monster can get in here.

- Nope, forts are super strong.

So sit back, relax, and have some cake.

- Thank you, my friend.

Wow, my first bite of birthday cake.

[Rumbling]

- Ah! - [Gasps]

- [Laughing]

- Wha-- - whoa!

Took cake. Yeah!

All: [gasp]

- Not even a cake fort can stop him.

He'’s so determined.

- It'’s over.

Once the cake monster takes the cake,

He goes back to his cave and eats it.

Thanks for trying, wally,

But no one can stop the cake monster.

Who'’s ready for some potato?

- Hold on, ogre doug.

Gina, libby, do not let ogre doug

Eat that potato.

Norville and I will be back with his cake.

- We'’re on it, wally.

- You can count on us.

- Come on, norville.

- Uh-huh!

- Ah, ah, ah.

Back away from the potato.

- There he is!

He'’s heading for his cave!

That'’s where he eats the cakes.

- Oh, no! - Come on, norville.

- [Barks]

[Exciting music]

- Huh? We can'’t catch up to him.

He'’s too fast.

Oh, a word.

Can you help me read this word?

F...ast.

F...ast.

What word is that?

Yeah! Fast!

Wallykazam, wallykazast!

Get ready, norville! You'’re gonna fly...

Fast!

- Whee! - Whoa!

- Huh? - Whee!

- Whoa!

It'’s hard to stop when you'’re flying fast.

- Uh-huh!

- Whoa, oh!

Hello. - Aah!

Ooh!

Ooh, hoo, hoo, ho.

- Whoa, there'’s his cave. - Whoo-hoo!

- Whoa-ho.

- Where'’d he go? - Cake!

[Chuckling] cake.

- There he is! - Ah!

- Whee! - No, over there.

- Yeah!

- [Laughing]

- [Barking]

- Took cake!

- Whoa, look at all the cakes he'’s eaten.

- Wow.

- [Chuckles] mm.

Mm.

Hoo, hoo.

Ahh--

- Yoo-hoo. - Aah!

- Took cake.

- All right!

- Now ogre doug will finally have a cake

At his birthday party.

Come on, norville.

- My birthday too.

- Wait. - Huh?

- Did he just say it'’s his birthday too?

- Aw.

- Uh-huh.

Happy birthday to me.

- Is that why you always take ogre doug'’s birthday cake,

Because today is your birthday too?

[Horn blares]

- Uh-huh.

[Horn blares]

And I love cake.

- But why don'’t your friends give you

Your own birthday cake?

- No friends.

- Aw. - Aw.

- He'’s all alone up here in this cave.

Poor fellow.

But you still shouldn'’t take cakes

That aren'’t yours.

- Oh.

Ohhh.

Sorry.

No take cake anymore.

No take cake, no take cake.

- He seems really sorry, doesn'’t he?

- Uh-huh.

- Cake monster, come with us.

- Eight, nine, ten.

Ready or not, here I come.

Libby'’s behind the rock.

Gina is behind the tree.

- Wow.

How'’d you know that?

- You'’re good.

- Wally, you'’re back-- with the cake!

Aah! Cake monster!

- It'’s okay.

He just wants to tell you something,

Ogre doug.

Go ahead, mr. Monster.

- Sorry take cake, ogre bug.

- Actually, it'’s "ogre doug."

- Oh, I mean ogre doug.

Cake monster no take cake anymore.

No take cake, no take cake.

- He takes your cake because it'’s his birthday too.

- Oh. - It is?

- All this time? - Oh.

- And he doesn'’t have any friends

To give him cake.

- Aw.

Okay, I accept your apology, cake monster.

- Thank you. Bye-bye.

- Wait, cake monster.

- Huh?

- Want to come to my birthday party?

After all, it'’s your birthday too.

- Huh? Party?

[Laughs, cheers]

[Horn blares]

- I think that'’s a yes.

[Laughter]

And now it'’s cake time!

All: ♪ it'’s your birthday, hooray ♪

♪ You were born today

♪ So blow a horn today

♪ And have a happy, happy, happy, happy birthday ♪

Hooray!

♪ Wear pointy hats today

♪ And silly dance today

♪ And have a happy, happy, happy, happy birthday ♪

Hooray!

♪ Have a happy, happy, happy, happy birthday ♪

- ♪ It'’s your birthday, make a wish ♪

- ♪ My wish is right here on this dish ♪

- ♪ It'’s gonna feel so nice ♪

♪ To eat a big ol'’ slice ♪

- ♪ And I can hardly wait

♪ To taste my birthday cake

♪ It'’s my birthday, hooray ♪

All: ♪ you were born today

♪ So blow a horn today

♪ And have a happy, happy, happy, happy birthday ♪

Hooray!

♪ Say wahoo today - wahoo!

- My birthday too today!

All: ♪ and have a happy, happy

♪ Happy, happy birthday hooray!

♪ Have a happy, happy, happy, happy birthday ♪

- ♪ This song is really neat ♪

All: hooray!

- ♪ But now it'’s time to eat ♪

All: hooray!

♪ Have a happy, happy, happy ♪

♪ Super duper lots of laugh-y ♪

♪ Full of friends and really wacky ♪

♪ Happy birthday

Hooray!

[Laughter, horns blowing]

- Yeah! - Hoo, hoo, hoo!

- Cake time, all right.

- Can you believe it?

We stopped the cake monster,

And he'’s our friend now.

And ogre doug finally gets to have a birthday cake.

- Um!

- Well, ogre doug?

What do you think?

- This cake stuff is delicious!

Thanks, wally. Thank you, everyone.

This is my best birthday ever!

- Mine too.

I love friends.

All: aw.

- And cake.

Um! [Laughter]

- I, libby light sprite,

Will now write the word "fly"

With light.

Write with me.

First, to make the letter "f,"

I start way up here

And go down like this.

Then I make a little line through it,

Like this.

To make the "l," I fly straight down.

And then, for the "y," I go...

And then...

Ta-da!

"Fly," f-l...

Hey!

Fly, get back here!

Fly flew away!

As I was saying,

F-l-y, "fly."

And now I'’ll show you what "fly" means.

Whoo-hoo!

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wah

All: ♪ bah-bah

- Wallykazam!

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, whoo

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally

- Wallykazam!

All: ♪ do, do, do, do, do

- Wally!

All: ♪ do, do, do, do, do

- Wally!

All: ♪ do, do, do, do, do

- Wally!

All: ♪ do, do, do, do, do

- What?

All: ♪ wally, wally, wally, wallykazam! ♪
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