01x12 - Great Galloping Goblins

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Wallykazam!". Aired: February 3, 2014 – September 9, 2017.*
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Revolves around young troll Wally Trollman, who uses his magic stick to turn words into physical objects or occurrences, along with his pet dragon Norville and other friends.
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01x12 - Great Galloping Goblins

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- Hi.

Check out our new garden.

It'’s a gift garden.

- Whoo-hoo!

- I made it with my magic stick,

Because today all the magic words

Start with the "guh" sound

And this letter:

The letter "g."

So I made a garden that grows gifts.

Ooh!

This one'’s for me.

[Gasps]

Gumballs.

You can never have enough gumballs.

- Uh-uh.

- Here'’s one for you, norville.

Ooh, glasses.

- [Laughs]

Oh, yeah.

- I wonder what'’s in this little one.

Both: whoa!

- A gorilla!

This is a great gift garden.

- Uh-huh!

- Groovy.

[Both laugh]

[Upbeat music]

- ♪ Wally found a stick

♪ Waved it in the air

♪ All these magic words

♪ Went flying everywhere

♪ If you need a friend

♪ To lend a helping hand

♪ You can call on wally

- ♪ Say "wallykazam!"

- ♪ Anything is possible with wally ♪

♪ All you need is a word

♪ Say the word, say the word ♪

All: ♪ wallykazam!

- ♪ Say it, say it

♪ Hear the music playing now

♪ Say the word, say the word ♪

All: ♪ whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo

- ♪ Wally, wally, wallykazam! ♪

- Dragon, dragon, flip!

- Whoo-hoo! Whoo!

- Nice.

Okay, now, dragon, dragon, roar.

- [Roars]

- Good one, norville.

Norville and I are playing dragon dragon.

It'’s pretty simple.

I say "dragon, dragon,"

And then norville does whatever I say.

Like this.

Dragon, dragon, bok like a chicken.

- Huh? Hmm.

Bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, bok!

- Okay.

Dragon, dragon, gallop.

- [Gasps] huh?

- Gallop, like how a horse runs fast.

- Hmm.

- Hmm. Maybe I can show you.

The magic words start with the sound "guh" today.

Does gallop start with "guh"?

Yeah, it does!

G...allop.

Gallop.

Now I can make that toy horse gallop.

See, norville, that'’s galloping.

- Oh.

- Yeah! You got it.

Gallop.

Galloping is great.

- Uh-huh.

- Ooh, let'’s make other things gallop.

Gallop!

Gallop!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

The word got away!

- [Whimpers]

[Creaking]

- [Gasps]

Whoa!

Our house is galloping.

- Wow.

- That'’s kind of funny.

- Yeah. [Laughs]

[Both gasp]

- That'’s kind of bad. - Uh-huh.

- Norville!

Our house is galloping away

With all our stuff-- our toys.

[Gasps] your dragon biscuits.

- [Gasps] my dragon biscuits.

- Don'’t worry, buddy. We'’ll get out house back home.

Come on.

- Uh-huh.

- Aha!

Bobgoblin is now...

Bandit bobgoblin,

The baddest bad guy in town.

And what do bandits do?

They take gold.

You there, tree.

Give me all your gold.

No gold, huh?

All right.

Well, then give me all your rocks.

Ha!

[Gasps] huh?

[Gasps]

A horse!

Perfect for bandit bobgoblin

To make his getaway on.

Yah, horsey!

[Grunting]

Ah!

Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Easy, horsey, easy.

Ooh.

[Groans]

- There it is, norville.

Bobgoblin? - Hmm?

- What are you doing on my house?

- Yeah.

- I am bandit bobgoblin,

And this is my horse.

- Bobgoblin, it'’s my house.

- Nope.

It'’s bandit bob'’s horse.

His name is horsey.

- Well, your horsey is my housey.

It'’s where norville and I live. - Mm-hmm.

- You can'’t live in a horse.

That'’s so funny.

Plus, can a house do this?

Hiyah!

Bandit bobgoblin.

- Oh, no!

- Don'’t worry, buddy. We'’ll stop him.

Come on.

- Get along, little horsey!

- And one and two and one and two.

- Yee-haw!

- [Gasps]

Wha?

Um, everything okay, wally?

I think I just saw your house go by.

- Oh, hi, libby.

Yeah. My house is galloping.

Bobgoblin thinks it'’s his horse.

It'’s been kind of a weird day.

- He won'’t give your house back?

Well, that'’s not nice.

I'’ll go talk to him.

Bobgoblin!

You cannot go around riding people'’s houses.

It'’s just not nice.

- The name'’s bandit bobgoblin, little lady.

And this is my horse.

- It'’s a house.

- Horse.

- House.

Red light means stop.

Whoa!

Ugh.

He'’s not listening, wally.

- We have to stop him.

Maybe there'’s a magic word that can help,

One that starts with the sound "guh."

- Uh, how about "giggle"?

- Giggle?

Let'’s try it.

Giggle!

- You'’ll never catch bandit bobgoblin.

I'’m the toughest bandit around.

[Giggles]

I don'’t know what'’s so funny.

[Giggling]

Bandits do not giggle.

[Giggles] stop that, me.

[Giggling]

[Sighs]

There. No more giggling.

Yah, horsey, yah!

Off to find some gold.

- Giggling didn'’t work.

- What else can stop him?

- Well, maybe we can stop the house.

We need something like a fence or a gate.

Fence or gate,

Which word starts with the sound "guh"?

Yeah, gate starts with "guh."

Gate!

- [Groans]

Yee-haw!

- [Groans]

- We need a bigger gate.

- [Gasps]

Ooh, wally.

Make it gargantuan.

Both: gargantuan?

- It'’s a giant word.

Gina giant taught it to me.

It means really, really, really big.

- All right, let'’s try a gargantuan gate.

Both those words start with "g."

Two magic words.

Gargantuan gate!

- Ah!

Whoa, horsey, whoa.

We can'’t jump over that.

- You'’re trapped, bandit bobgoblin.

Hand over the house.

- [Gasps]

Wait a minute.

Gates open.

Yah, horsey!

And gates close too.

Hiyah!

And now, off to find some gold!

Bandit bobgoblin.

- Whoa!

Whoa.

Oof!

He got away.

- I can'’t believe he has your house, wally.

That'’s where you live.

That'’s where all your stuff is.

- And my biscuits.

- Yeah, and norville'’s dragon biscuits.

- Aww.

- Don'’t worry, buddy.

We'’ll get our house back where it belongs.

We just have to get bobgoblin off it.

- Ooh! Idea.

Maybe we can scare bobgoblin off your house.

- How would we do that?

- I'’ve got a pretty scary face.

Watch. Boo!

[Both giggling]

Okay, maybe it'’s not that scary.

- Norville, how'’s your scary face?

- Boo! [All giggle]

- You try, wally.

- Boo!

[All giggle]

I guess that wasn'’t scary either.

- Oh! Wally!

You could use the magic stick to make something scary.

Maybe something that says "boo."

- Ooh!

Yeah, like a monster.

Wait.

Does monster start with the sound "guh"?

No.

Can you think of something scary

That starts with the sound "guh" and says "boo"?

[Gasps]

A ghost!

- Do it, wally.

Make a ghost.

Ghost.

- Boo?

- Oh, hi, ghost.

We have a favor to ask you.

You'’re scary, right?

- Ah, boo.

Boo.

Great.

There'’s a goblin on our house,

And we need to scare him off.

Will you help?

- Boo!

- Perfect. Follow us.

- Wally, do you think he'’s scary enough?

- Oh.

Boo-ooh.

- I hope so.

- Whoa, horsey!

Whoa.

Bandit bobgoblin really needs to find some gold.

- All right, ghost.

That'’s the goblin.

See if you can scare him off my house.

- Boo?

- Yes, him.

Remember to be really scary.

- Ah, boo.

Boo.

Ah!

- You! Give me all your--

Who are you?

- Boo!

- What?

- Boo. Boo.

- I don'’t have a boo-boo.

- Keep going. - Don'’t give up.

- Boo!

Oh, boo!

Boo.

Boo ba boo ba boo!

♪ Ba ba ba boo boo boo ♪

Boo!

Boo?

- [Laughs]

This guy is so funny.

- Bobgoblin, he'’s not funny.

He'’s scary.

You'’re supposed to be scared.

- That'’s not scary.

This is scary.

Boo! - Boo!

- Oh, well. Good try, ghost.

- Boo.

- Oh!

Bye!

- Ba-boo!

- Hya, horsey!

Let'’s go find some gold.

- Aww.

- Don'’t worry, buddy.

The ghost didn'’t work,

But we'’re gonna get our house back.

Come on.

- Whoa, horsey!

Whoa!

- Oh, hello, bobgoblin.

Is that wally'’s house you'’re riding?

- I am bandit bobgoblin, and this is my horse.

Sit, horsey.

Thud!

- Uh, I know a lot about animals,

And I'’m pretty sure that'’s not a horse.

It'’s a house.

- Horse.

- House.

- Horse.

Now, give me all your gold.

- I don'’t have any gold.

All I have are bananas.

- Oh.

Well, then give me all your bananas.

- These bananas are for my flibberflug,

But you can have one.

- Bandit bobgoblin takes two.

Ha ha!

Bandit bobgoblin strikes again.

Hya!

- Wally?

- Hi, ogre doug.

- Um, bobgoblin is wearing a mustache,

And he took two of my bananas.

- Don'’t worry, ogre doug.

We'’ll get your bananas back.

- And my biscuits?

- And your biscuits, buddy.

Ooh, ogre doug, can we use your wagon?

- Sure.

- Magic stick, we need to make this wagon move.

Give me a word.

Thanks.

Will you help me read this word?

Guh-oh.

Guh-oh.

What word is that?

Yeah! Go!

Come on, guys.

- [Barks]

All: go! Go! Go! Go!

- ♪ We'’re chasing after ♪

♪ And getting faster

♪ But the goal is still the same ♪

♪ When there'’s a problem ♪

♪ With a goblin - bandit.

- ♪ You need the good guys in the game ♪

♪ We'’ve got the wagon ♪

♪ We'’ve got the dragon ♪

♪ We'’re good to go ♪

♪ We'’re coming through ♪

♪ You don'’t go with a bandit ♪

- That'’s more like it.

- ♪ When there'’s a good guy job to do ♪

All: ♪ go, go, go

♪ We'’ve got to get the goblin ♪

♪ Guys like bob are goofy sometimes ♪

♪ Even so we'’re glad to do the job ♪

♪ When

♪ We get to be the good guys

♪ It'’s good to be the good guys ♪

- ♪ When the going goes against us ♪

♪ That'’s when we really glow ♪

- ♪ It'’s not nice to be greedy ♪

- What'’s nice is my horsey is faster than your banana wagon.

Hya!

All: ♪ go, go, go

♪ We'’ve got to get the goblin ♪

♪ Guys like bob are goofy sometimes ♪

♪ Even so, we'’re glad to do the job ♪

♪ When

♪ We get to be the good guys

♪ It'’s good to be the good guys ♪

- Good luck with that.

Galloping, galloping!

Gallop, gallop, galloping!

Galloping, gallop, galloping!

Gallop, gallop, galloping!

Galloping galloping galloping galloping!

Galloping!

All: ♪ go, go, go

♪ We'’ve got to get the goblin ♪

♪ Guys like bob are goofy sometimes ♪

♪ Even so, we'’re glad to do the job ♪

♪ When

♪ We get to be the good guys

♪ It'’s good to be the good guys ♪

♪ So good to be the good guys

- Whoo-hoo!

- You'’ll never catch bandit bobgoblin!

All: whoa!

- Wally, look!

- [Gasps]

Bobgoblin, stop!

Look behind you!

- Uh, uh, uh.

You'’re not gonna fool me with that old trick.

- It'’s not a trick.

You'’re about to gallop off a cliff.

- Uh-huh.

Sure I am.

- We need a word!

Oh, I know.

We can make my house fly or glide.

Which word starts with the "guh" sound:

Glide or fly?

Yeah!

Glide!

Wallykazam!

Wallykazide!

Magic stick, make my house glide!

- Huh?

- Whoo-hoo! - It'’s gliding.

We did it. - All right!

- We did it!

- Look at it glide.

- I like to watch a house glide.

- So long!

You'’ll never catch bandit bobgoblin now.

I have a gliding horsey.

All: housey!

- Horsey!

- [Groans]

- I can'’t believe this.

- You guys can live at my house if you need to.

- Thanks, ogre doug.

But we'’ll get our house back.

- How, wally?

- I don'’t know.

We tried giggling and gates and a ghost.

- [Sighs] yeah,

But bandit bobgoblin just wont stop

Until he gets some gold.

- [Gasps]

Libby, that'’s it!

- All right.

That'’s it.

Wait, what'’s it?

- Gold.

Bandit bobgoblin wants gold.

And gold starts with the sound "guh."

So I can make gold.

Hey, bandit bobgoblin!

Look what I'’ve got!

- What?

Oh, it'’s just some gold.

So what?

Wait! Gold?

Wally trollman has gold.

- It worked.

Now what?

- Now he chases us.

You want the gold, bandit bobgoblin?

Then come and get it.

Go!

All: whoa!

- Gold!

Gimme!

Yah, horsey, yah!

- Now we'’ll just lead him back to my yard,

And my house will be home.

All: whoa!

- It'’s very bumpy here.

- Ah!

[Gasps]

- [Grunting]

Give me that gold!

Gold!

Thank you!

Wha!

- Aww, for me?

- What? No!

Give me that!

- Nice job, libby.

We'’re almost to my yard.

Hold on, everyone.

[All cheering]

This is where our house belongs.

And it'’s almost here.

Look!

- Give me that gold!

- But, wally, how do we get your house to stay here

And stop galloping?

- Yeah, we have to stick it in place.

- With what?

- We need something sticky.

Is there something sticky that starts with a "guh" sound?

Glue.

Yeah!

Glue!

- Come and get it.

- Gold!

Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold!

Whoa!

Ah!

Thank you.

Ah!

Oof!

Eww.

Ugh.

Get me out of here.

- Not until you promise to never ride my house again, bobgoblin.

- House?

Oh, that'’s your house?

You should have said something.

- Huh?

- Okay.

Bobgoblin won'’t ride wally trollman'’s house anymore.

I promise.

- And you need to give ogre doug

His bananas back.

- And tell him your sorry.

- One banana.

Two banana.

Sorry, ogre doug.

- I accept your apology.

- All right, bobgoblin.

Glue gone.

- Phew!

Bobgoblin is done being a bandit.

I don'’t need this hat.

I don'’t need these boots.

I don'’t even need this gold.

- Ooh! Boo!

[Laughter]

Boo-hoo!

- Can you believe it?

We got our house back home.

It'’s good to be home, right, norville?

Norville?

Norville!

- [Munching]

Huh?

- I think he found the dragon biscuits.

- Uh-huh!

[Laughter]

- Howl like the vowel.

We'’re playing howl like the vowel.

Every time I say a word with this sound--

"Eee"--

- Eee!

- Norville howls like that sound.

So if I say the word "tree"...

- Eee!

- Norville howls.

But if I say the world "hat"...

- Hmm. Uh-uh.

- He won'’t howl.

Okay, ready?

- Ready.

- Norville, I'’d like to tell you about me.

- Eee!

- I have a mouth to talk with and eyes so I can...

Smell. - Huh?

- Oh, no, no, no. I meant see.

- Eee!

- And what do I see?

- Eee!

- The hairs on my head.

- Oh.

- Not one, not two, but four.

- [Groans]

- No, wait.

One, two, three.

- Eee!

- Eek!

[Giggles]

- Eee!

[Laughter]

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wah

All: ♪ bah-bah

- Wallykazam!

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, whoo

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally

- Wallykazam!

All: ♪ do, do, do, do, do

- Wally!

All: ♪ do, do, do, do, do

- Wally!

All: ♪ do, do, do, do, do

- Wally!

All: ♪ do, do, do, do, do

- What?

All: ♪ wally, wally, wally, wallykazam! ♪
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