01x05 - Dragon Hiccups

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Wallykazam!". Aired: February 3, 2014 – September 9, 2017.*
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Revolves around young troll Wally Trollman, who uses his magic stick to turn words into physical objects or occurrences, along with his pet dragon Norville and other friends.
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01x05 - Dragon Hiccups

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- Whoo-hoo! - Whoo-hoo!

Sash bash, whoo-hoo!

Sash bash!

Hi, I'’m wearing a sash.

So is norville. - Uh-huh.

- And we'’re having a big party, a bash.

So, it'’s a sash bash. - Mm, mm!

- I made it with my magic stick,

Because today all the magic words

Rhyme with "sash" and "bash."

Both sash and bash end with "ash."

Wonder what else rhymes with sash and bash.

Ooh, I know. Flash.

Flash.

Lights that flash.

Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah.

- Uh-huh. Oh, yeah.

Uh-huh, sash bash.

Whoo-hoo!

Oh, yeah.

[Upbeat music]

- ♪ Wally found a stick

♪ Waved it in the air

♪ All these magic words

♪ Went flying everywhere

♪ If you need a friend

♪ To lend a helping hand

♪ You can call on wally

- ♪ Say "wallykazam!"

- ♪ Anything is possible with wally ♪

♪ All you need is a word

♪ Say the word, say the word ♪

All: ♪ wallykazam!

- ♪ Say it, say it

♪ Hear the music playing now

♪ Say the word, say the word ♪

All: ♪ whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo

- ♪ Wally, wally, wallykazam! ♪

[Laughter]

- [Barks]

- Hey, norville, can you do this?

Whoa.

- Ooh!

[Yelps]

- Whoa. He'’s good.

All right, norville, how about this?

- Ohh!

Ta-da!

[Hiccups]

- Huh, that was weird.

Norville, what was-- - [hiccups]

- Aah!

I think you have the hiccups.

- Uh-oh.

- Don'’t worry, buddy. We can fix this.

Whenever I get the hiccups, I stand on my head...

Like this. - All right.

[Hiccups]

- Hmm. Okay, okay.

Try holding your breath, like this.

[Inhales]

- [Inhales]

[Hiccups]

- Um, maybe we should try something else.

Hey, do you think a drink of water might help?

Yeah, let'’s try it.

Water.

Oh, yeah.

Water'’s not a magic word today,

'’Cause all the magic words rhyme with bash.

And water doesn'’t rhyme with bash.

Hmm.

What about splash?

Does splash rhyme with bash?

Yeah, it does!

Splash.

Splash rhymes with bash.

All right, norville, one drink of water

Coming right up.

Splash.

- Ah.

[Gulps]

[Hiccups]

Aw.

- Buddy, we'’re gonna solve this.

You know, I bet ogre doug could help.

He knows a lot about these kinds of things.

Come on, norville.

- [Hiccups]

[Groans]

- Hi, ogre doug.

- Hi, wally.

Hi, norville.

Doug hug.

- So, norville has the hiccups.

- [Hiccups]

- Hm, dragon hiccups.

- Mm-hmm. - Poor guy.

But don'’t worry, there'’s a cure.

- Really?

- Yep, something to make norville all better.

Wait right here.

- Did you hear that, buddy?

There'’s a cure. - Ahh.

- I have a whole box of creature cures.

Let'’s see...

Griffin pox.

Cyclops burps.

Elf warts.

Gnome rash.

Oh, here we go.

I forgot to tell you, it talks.

- Perfect.

- You just need to find

The five things on the list.

Then you put them in this beaker,

Mix them up, and put a little drop

On norville'’s nose.

Right there.

- Oh.

- Then his hiccups will go away?

- Works every time.

- This is great!

Let'’s see what'’s first on the list.

A thread from an ogre'’s pants.

Where in the world are we gonna find that?

All: hmm.

- Here you go.

- Oh, thanks.

Hey, this won'’t be so hard.

- Nuh-uh!

- So, what'’s the next thing we need?

I know where to get that.

Ogre doug, do you wanna come with us?

- I wish I could,

But my blathertash has a bellyache.

So I have to stay here with him.

- Ah, okay.

Thanks, ogre doug.

See ya soon. - Bye!

- Be brave, norville.

- [Barks]

[Hiccups]

Aw.

[Whimpers]

- Don'’t worry, norville.

Gina giant will definitely have a giant potato.

- Okay. [Hiccups]

Aw.

- Oh, norville has dragon hiccups.

[Grunts]

Hmm.

If bobgoblin scares norville,

His hiccups will go away.

Bobgoblin just needs something scary.

Ooh. Dandelions are scary,

Especially when they go, "bleh!"

[Laughs]

- Wally! Norville!

- Gina! - Gina!

[Hiccups]

- Norville has dragon hiccups.

- Aww, poor little fella.

- We'’re making a cure,

And we need a giant potato.

Do you have one?

- Of course I do.

But we just call them "potatoes."

I'’ll be right back.

You sure you want this, wally?

It'’s really big.

- That'’s okay. I got it.

No problem.

Lower the potato.

- Lowering the potato.

- Oof.

Whoa.

Thanks, gina.

- Sure thing.

Feel better, norville.

- Thank you.

- Whoa.

- [Grunts]

- Hold it steady, norville. - Okay.

- Thanks, buddy.

Wonder how we'’re gonna get this in the beaker.

- Hm. [Hiccups]

- Aah! Get it!

- [Yelping]

- We need a word.

How are we gonna stop it?

Oh, maybe we can make it crash into something.

Crash, bash.

Yeah, that rhymes.

Crash.

Yes! - Yeah!

Oh.

- No!

Aah! It'’s coming this way!

Wallykazam, wallykazato,

Give me a word to stop this potato.

I need your help to read this word.

What word is that?

Yeah, mash!

- Uh-oh.

Hm?

[Grunts]

- I love mashed potatoes.

- Mm-hmm.

- There, the second part of the cure.

What'’s next?

Mud from a swamp. Got it.

- Dandelions, bleh, bleh!

- Huh?

- Bobgoblin, what are you doing here?

- Scaring away norville'’s dragon hiccups.

Did it work?

- [Hiccups]

- Bobgoblin, we have our own cure.

Plus, dandelions aren'’t scary.

- Mm-mm.

- Bobgoblin thinks they are.

Aah!

- All right, norville, to the swamp.

- Ahh! [Barks]

- Bobgoblin.

- Here we go, norville,

Mud from a swamp coming right up.

- Stop.

That'’s my mud.

- [Gasps] stan of the swamp.

Hi, stan.

Can we have a little bit of your mud, please?

Norville has-- - no.

- But-- - I need it.

- All of it? - Yes, every drop.

Now go away.

- But we need the mud

To cure norville'’s hiccups.

What--what if we trade you something for it?

- Hmm. Like what?

- Well...

♪ We would trade you this rock ♪

♪ Or this slightly worn sock ♪

♪ Or maybe this yellowish leaf ♪

- ♪ I don'’t need your silly stuff ♪

♪ This mud is all for me

- ♪ I got a lovely pile of dirt ♪

♪ You'’d look great in this shirt ♪

- Yeah!

- ♪ How about this

♪ One-of-a-kind wooden sign ♪

- ♪ Sorry, bud

♪ You'’re out of luck ♪

♪ This mud is mine

♪ So is the sign

- [Hiccups]

- ♪ We need mud, we need mud ♪

♪ Yeah, we must have mud - mm-hmm.

- ♪ We need some mud for sure ♪

♪ Stan has so much

♪ We can beg, but he won'’t budge ♪

♪ We must have mud for a cure ♪

♪ You look like you need a log ♪

♪ This one comes with a frog ♪

- Yeah.

- ♪ And wait till you see this guy leap ♪

- ♪ Sure that'’s kinda tempting but ♪

♪ Mud does not come cheap

- [Hiccups]

- ♪ We need mud, we need mud ♪

♪ Yeah, we must have mud

♪ We need some mud for sure ♪

♪ To make these hiccups go away ♪

♪ We better find something to trade ♪

♪ We must have mud for a cure ♪

♪ Yeah, we need some mud for sure ♪

♪ Do you want a new chair ♪

♪ Or a bow for your hair

♪ Or maybe a snack you can eat ♪

- ♪ Must I spell it out real slow ♪

♪ N-o still means--

Wait! Did you say, "eat"?

Well, I am hungry.

And it is lunchtime.

- Yes!

We can make something with the magic stick.

- But I only eat two things for lunch:

Worms and succotash, that'’s it.

- Worms and succotash?

Both: hm.

- All right, so the magic words

Rhyme with bash.

Does worms rhyme with bash?

No.

How about succotash?

Bash, succotash.

Bash, succotash.

Does succotash rhyme with bash?

Yeah, that'’s definitely a rhyme.

We'’re in luck.

Succotash.

Stan, get ready for some succotash.

- Mm.

[Chuckles]

Oh, yum. [Chuckles]

- Ahem.

- What?

- We need mud. - Okay, fine.

Take some.

- Thanks, stan.

Enjoy the succotash.

- Go away.

- Lettuce!

Bleh, bleh!

- [Hiccups]

- Bobgoblin, lettuce is not scary.

- Of course it is.

Everyone'’s scared of lettuce.

Aah!

Lettuce!

- [Hiccups] aw.

- Hm.

Norville, I think your dragon hiccups

Are getting worse.

- Aw.

- It'’ll be okay, buddy.

Let'’s see what'’s next on the list.

Lightning snail.

I think I know where to find one of those.

Come on.

Excuse me, are any of you guys lightning snails?

- Nope, there'’s only one.

And she is fast.

- Oh, well, we need some slime from a lightning snail.

Where is she?

- Over there.

No, there.

No, wait, there.

Aw, she'’s too fast.

[Yawns]

I'’m gettin'’ tired just looking at her.

Taking a nap now.

Good night.

[Snoring]

- Norville, that must be the lightning snail.

Whoa.

Hey. Hey, lightning snail. - Can'’t talk.

Practicing for a big race against some speedy turtles,

And boy are they fast.

Gotta go. Gotta go, go, go!

- Huh?

Both: after her!

- This is hard.

- I know. We need to go a lot faster,

If we wanna catch up.

Magic stick, give me a word.

Thanks.

What letter is that?

Yeah, "d."

So that makes the "duh" sound.

And that'’s "ash."

Can you help me read this word?

What word is that?

Yeah, dash!

I wonder what dash means.

- Hm.

[Both yell]

- Oh, it means to move fast.

Duck. - Hm?

Ooh! - Duck.

- [Yelps]

- Goose? [Goose honks]

- Pink teddy bear, bleh!

Whoa!

Did bobgoblin'’s pink teddy bear

Scare away norville'’s dragon hiccups?

- [Hiccups]

- Not scary, bobgoblin.

- Bobgoblin will cure norville,

Even if it'’s not with a pink teddy bear.

Aah!

- Where'’s the lightning snail?

She'’s there.

Both: whoa!

- Slime-- we need that.

- Whoa.

[Both grunt]

- Oh, no. - Oh, no.

- Ah, got it.

[Grunts]

Yes!

Hey, norville, this potion is looking pretty good.

- [Hiccups]

Aw. [Whimpers]

- Norville, look at me.

Don'’t give up now, buddy, okay?

There'’s only one more thing we need.

We'’re so close.

Whoa. The top of the ice volcano?

That'’s not easy to get to.

But we can do it. - Yeah.

- Come on, norville.

- Ice volcano?

Then that'’s where bobgoblin needs to go

To scare norville with

The scariest thing in the world:

A marshmallow!

Bleh!

- We can get up there no problem, norville,

As long as this thing doesn'’t erupt.

- Ooh. - Uh-oh.

Both: ah! Aah!

[Both grunting]

- We need something that can protect us,

Something that rhymes with bash.

Uh, uh, uh--

All I can think of is "trash."

- Huh?

- Trash.

Trash won'’t work.

[Gasps] but this will.

I can use the lid as a shield.

Whoa.

Norville, let'’s get that frozen flower.

- [Barks]

- [Grunting]

Bobgoblin must cure dragon hiccups.

Bobgoblin must scare norville.

Bobgoblin must go faster.

[Grunting]

Aah.

Bobgoblin.

[Grunting]

- Oof! - We'’re almost there.

Oof.

The flower.

It'’s frozen.

- Aw. - How can we melt it?

Wait, norville, you can melt it.

- I can?

- Yeah, with your dragon hiccups.

Go ahead, hiccup.

- [Whimpers]

- Anytime you'’re ready, buddy.

- [Growling]

- Come on, norville, you can do it.

- [Yelps]

[Deep breath] aw.

- Marshmallow!

- Aah! - Bleh! Bleh!

- Aah!

- Snow monster!

- [Hiccups]

- [Gasps] got it.

- Bobgoblin knew the marshmallow

Would scare norville.

[Snickers]

[Exhales]

Mmm, lightly toasted.

- Bobgoblin, the marshmallow didn'’t scare him.

He was scared because he thought

You were a snow monster.

- Snow monster?

[Gasps] snow monster!

Aah!

- All right, norville.

We better get home and mix up this potion.

And I know how we can get there, really fast.

We can dash.

Ready? - Mm-hmm.

- Dash.

Both: whoa!

- Whoo-hoo!

Yeah!

- [Hiccups]

Aww.

[Whimpers]

- Don'’t worry, norville.

We'’ll mix up this stuff in no time.

- Wally.

- Hi, ogre doug.

- Did you find everything on the list?

- Yep, we got the whole cure right here.

- Oh, good.

- Norville, nose please.

- Aw.

Hm? Huh?

[Gasps] yeah!

Whoo-hoo!

- He'’s cured!

- I'’m cured!

Whoo-hoo!

- You'’re all better, buddy.

- [Barks] - gah!

[Laughs]

Can you believe it?

Norville'’s all better.

We cured his dragon hiccups.

- Uh-huh!

- [Hiccups] - oh.

- What was that?

- Uh-oh, troll hiccups.

[Laughter]

- [Hiccups]

- Ode to a creature, by ogre doug.

That'’s me.

This is a song about my pet blathertash.

It'’s a rhyming song.

♪ Oh, blathertash oh, blathertash ♪

♪ You fly around and sometimes crash ♪

♪ You'’ve got a tail, boy, it does thrash ♪

- Oopsy.

- ♪ You have big teeth

♪ You like to gnash

♪ You fly so fast, just like a flash ♪

♪ But into me, you often smash ♪

♪ Oh, blathertash oh, blathertash ♪

♪ I don'’t want you to crash or smash ♪

♪ Or bash or thrash or get a gash ♪

♪ So I got

♪ You these

- Ahh. [Kisses]

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wah

All: ♪ bah-bah

- Wallykazam!

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, whoo

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally

- Wallykazam!

All: ♪ do, do, do, do, do

- Wally!

All: ♪ do, do, do, do, do

- Wally!

All: ♪ do, do, do, do, do

- Wally!

All: ♪ do, do, do, do, do

- What?

All: ♪ wally, wally, wally, wallykazam! ♪
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