01x04 - How to Bathe Your Dragon

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Wallykazam!". Aired: February 3, 2014 – September 9, 2017.*
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Revolves around young troll Wally Trollman, who uses his magic stick to turn words into physical objects or occurrences, along with his pet dragon Norville and other friends.
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01x04 - How to Bathe Your Dragon

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[Laughter]

[Bell dings, norville barks]

- Hi.

Look: a banana on a bike.

- Oh...

- I made it with my magic stick,

'’Cause today all the magic words start with the "buh" sound

And this letter--

The letter "b."

[Fanfare]

So we can use words like "banana" and "bike"

And...

Ooh.

How about a "big bump"?

They both start with "b."

Cool.

Big bump!

Both: wow.

- [Moans excitedly]

- Bravo, banana. Bravo.

[Bell dings]

[Upbeat music]

- ♪ Wally found a stick

♪ Waved it in the air

♪ All these magic words

♪ Went flying everywhere

♪ If you need a friend

♪ To lend a helping hand

♪ You can call on wally

- ♪ Say "wallykazam!"

- ♪ Anything is possible with wally ♪

♪ All you need is a word

♪ Say the word, say the word ♪

All: ♪ wallykazam!

- ♪ Say it, say it

♪ Hear the music playing now

♪ Say the word, say the word ♪

All: ♪ whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo

- ♪ Wally, wally, wallykazam! ♪

- [Barks]

- [Growls]

[Barking]

- Not yet, norville.

Hi.

Which way did norville go?

Thanks.

- [Barking]

- Norville! Wait!

Gina giant'’s having a party later,

And norville thinks it'’s happening now.

Dragons really love parties.

- [Shouts excitedly]

- Do you see what I mean?

Good thing I always carry this:

Emergency ball.

Norville.

- Huh?

- Fetch!

- [Barking]

- I just have to keep norville busy

Until the party.

Ooh. My magic stick can help.

Okay, so today all the magic words

Start with the "buh" sound and the letter "b."

- [Gasps] letter "b"?

Oof!

- Bobgoblin? Why were you in that tree?

- Bobgoblin likes hiding in trees,

And bobgoblin likes that "b,"

Because "b" is beautiful.

"B" is the best!

"B" is for bobgoblin!

Can I have it?

- What? Can you have it?

No, bobgoblin, you can'’t have the magic "b."

- But bobgoblin wants it to put on my house

Or my head.

- But we need it.

We can'’t make magic words without the "b."

- Hmm. Sigh.

"B" is for bye.

Bobgoblin.

- [Barks]

- All right, norville, ball, please.

- [Spits]

- Let'’s see.

I can use the magic stick to make this ball, um...

Buh... Buh...

Burp?

Why not? Burp.

- [Burps]

[Laughter]

- [Burps]

- Excuse you.

[Laughter]

It'’s working.

Norville'’s not even thinking about the you-know-what.

- Huh?

- Uh, I didn'’t say anything.

Let'’s keep playing with your ball.

- [Barks]

- Ooh.

I can make it big.

Big!

Both: whoa!

- [Barking]

Ow!

[Moaning]

- Don'’t worry, norville.

We'’ll find a way for you to fetch it.

We just need another word.

Hmm.

Maybe we can roll it or bounce it?

Which word starts with the "buh" sound?

"Roll" or "bounce"?

Yeah, "bounce"!

Look, norville.

Bounce.

- [Barking]

- A big bouncing ball.

Get it, norville!

- [Barking]

[Panting]

Ha! Oof!

[Barking]

Ah...

Ha-ha.

Whoo-hoo!

- Yeah, norville! Nice fetch.

- [Singing melody]

Whoa.

Uh-oh.

[Groaning]

- Norville?

[Norville making happy sounds]

Norville, you'’re really dirty.

You'’re filthy.

- Uh-huh!

- You know what it'’s time for, don'’t you?

- Huh? Whoo-hoo!

Partyyyyy!

- No! Not the party.

Norville needs a bath.

- [Humming]

♪ Party in my dollhouse

♪ Party in my dollhouse today

[Deeply] yeah.

[Laughs]

Hoo.

[Deeply] you'’re funny.

- [Barking] - oh, hi, norville.

- Partyyyy! [Humming]

- [Gasps] norville, what are you doing?

- [Humming]

- Oh, dear.

That'’s not gonna be good.

- Gina! - Wally.

- Gina!

[Humming]

- Wally, you know I love that little dragon,

But he'’s filthy,

And my dolls have been cleaning up for the party all day.

- I know. Don'’t worry, gina.

I'’ll talk to him.

- [Humming] - buddy, you'’re too muddy.

- Huh?

- You want to go to gina'’s party, right?

- Uh-huh.

- Well, then you have to take a bath.

- [Whining]

- Come on.

It'’ll be easy.

Look, I can make you a bathtub.

Bathtub!

- Huh?

Uh-uh.

- Norville, wait!

Dragons like parties,

But they really don'’t like baths.

Gina, we'’ll be back.

- Hurry. The party starts soon.

Roger, get the mop.

[Deeply] I'’m on it.

- [Grunts]

Norville!

[Grunting]

[Panting]

Ooh. I know.

Bounce!

[Laughing] whoo-hoo!

Hey, norville! Look!

Baths are fun.

- Uh-uh.

- You can pretend you'’re a fish

And the soap smells fruity.

- Uh-uh.

Whew!

- Bath time?

- No! Uh-uh.

- Yoo-hoo. Norville.

Bath time?

- Uh-uh!

- Hey, norville.

- Uh-uh!

- Bath time? - Uh-uh!

- Norville...

Come out...

Of your hiding tree.

- Uh-uh.

- [Groans]

He refuses to take a bath.

He just won'’t do it.

- Cheer up, wally. Don'’t be blue.

There is one thing you can do.

Give a "b"!

- What?

- Just give me the "b."

- Bobgoblin, I told you.

I need the magic "b."

- So you refuse to give bobgoblin the "b"?

- Yes, I refuse.

- "B" is for bummer.

Bobgoblin.

- Well, that was weird.

Norville, are you coming out?

- Uh-uh.

- Oh, well.

I guess I have to go to the party without him.

- [Slurping]

- Gina. Love the party.

- Aw, thanks, libby.

- Looks like your dolls are having fun too.

- They do enjoy a good party.

- [Slurping]

- Wally? - Hi, ogre doug.

- Um, why are you sad?

And also, why is there a bathtub here?

- Norville'’s too muddy to come to the party,

And he refuses to take a bath.

- That'’s too bad.

He really likes parties.

He'’s a funny dancer.

- Yeah, I miss norville.

- Me too.

If only he loved baths as much as he loves parties.

- Wait a second. I have an idea.

What if we turned norville'’s bath

Into a party?

- You mean like a bath party?

- Yeah.

Then norville might want to take a bath.

- Great idea, wally!

- [Slurps]

How do you make a bath party, wally?

- Okay, well, first we need some music

For norville to dance to.

Magic stick, give me a word.

Thanks.

Hmm.

Can you help me read this word?

"Buh-and."

"Buh-and."

What word is that?

Oh, yeah. Band!

[Lively music]



♪ A magic band is jamming and ♪

♪ The reason'’s plain to see ♪

♪ It'’s because I choose words to use ♪

[Together] ♪ bah-bah

- ♪ That begin with letter "b"



♪ My best bud is a ball of mud ♪

♪ He'’s body needs a scrub ♪

♪ So I better flick the magic stick ♪

[Together] ♪ bah-bah

- ♪ While I say the word "bathtub" ♪

All: ♪ let'’s get the dragon in the bathtub ♪

♪ Gonna have a dragon bath party ♪

♪ Let'’s get the dragon in the bathtub ♪

♪ Gonna have a dragon bath party ♪

- ♪ Once he'’s wet, we can'’t forget ♪

♪ To soap his body down

♪ What'’s the best for soapiness? ♪

[Together] ♪ bah-bah

- ♪ Bubbles all around

Bridge!

[Together] ♪ bah-bah-bah

♪ Bah, bah, bah-bah

♪ Bah, bah, bah, bah

♪ Bah, bah, bah

♪ Bah, bah, bah-bah

♪ Bah, bah, bah, bah

- ♪ We'’re almost set and you can bet ♪

♪ It'’ll be a party soon ♪

♪ When I fill the sky in the blink of an eye ♪

[Together] ♪ bah-bah

- ♪ With a billion bright

Bananas!

- Bananas? You sure about that, wally?

- [Laughs] um, let me try that again.

♪ We'’re almost set, and you can bet ♪

♪ It'’ll be a party soon ♪

♪ When I fill the sky in the blink of an eye ♪

[Together] ♪ bah-bah

- ♪ With a billion bright

Balloons!

- ♪ Let'’s get the dragon in the bathtub ♪

♪ Gonna have a dragon bath party ♪

♪ Let'’s get the dragon in the bathtub ♪

♪ Gonna have a dragon bath party ♪

- ♪ Wah-ooh

- ♪ Let'’s get the dragon in the bathtub ♪

♪ Gonna have a dragon bath party ♪

♪ Let'’s get the dragon in the bathtub ♪

♪ Gonna have a dragon bath party ♪

Yeah!

- Wow, this is the best bath party I'’ve ever seen.

Well, actually it'’s the only bath party I'’ve ever seen.

- I'’ll go invite norville. Be right back!

Norville is gonna flip out when he sees that party.

Norville! Guess what.

- What?

- There'’s a party over at gina giant'’s house--

For you!

- For me?

- Yep. For you.

And you can show up, even if you'’re covered in mud.

- Mud? Mud?

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

[Humming] pah-ty, pah-ty, pah-ty!

Pah-ha-tyyy!

- Told you. Dragons loves parties.



- Welcome to your party, norville.

- [Mumbling] '’hank you!

- Look at the balloons.

- Oh!

Oh... - And the band.

- Whoo-hoo!



- And the party really starts

As soon as you get in the bathtub.

- In the bathtub?

No! No.

- It'’s okay, buddy. Your friends are here.

I'’ll be fun.

- [Sighs] oh, all right.

[Sniffs]

- He'’s going to get in.

- Wally trollman.

Wally trollman.

- What? What, bobgoblin?

- Bobgoblin would just like to know

If wally trollman can stand on one foot and touch his nose.

- Of course I can.

Come on, norville. Get in the tub.

- Wally trollman.

Bobgoblin would also like to know

If you could hold out your word-ya-ma-call-it

And say "buh."

- You mean my magic stick?

Of course I can.

"Buh."

- Aha! - Oh, no!

[Both grunting]

- Ooh.

At last: the beautiful "b" is all mine.

Now bobgoblin will hug it.

- Wally, bobgoblin has the "b,"

And your stick is freaking out.

- What'’s happening? - I don'’t know.

But without the "b," there'’s no "buh" sound.

And without words that start with the "buh" sound,

There'’s no band.

- And there'’s no bathtub.

- Bubbles are just... Ubbles?

- And balloons are just...

Alloons.

- [Cries] oh!

- The stuff was here,

And now it is not.

That is so funny.

[Smooches]

- It'’s not funny, bobgoblin.

Give back that "b."

- No!

Bobgoblin loves it very much.

Um, bye-bye.

Bobgoblin.

[All gasp]

- Wally, are you going to do something about that?

- Yes, ogre doug.

We'’ll get that "b" and bring back the bath party.

Norville? - [Grunts]

- Follow that goblin!

- Go get '’em, wally!

- Yeah! Safe travels.

- Bobgoblin! Come back!

- They'’ll never find bobgoblin in bobgoblin'’s house.

- Did you see where he went?

Aha!

- Bobgoblin is not home.

Oops.

- After him, norville!

There he is!

- Ooh, more letters.

Now bobgoblin can hide the "b."

- Stop!

[Norville groans]

Back it up, norville.

Uh-oh. So many letters.

Is this one of your tricks, bobgoblin?

- Yup.

- I need your help.

Where'’s the letter "b"?

Yeah, there it is!

- Oh, no!

Bobgoblin.

- Ooh. Sneaky goblin.

After him! - After him!

- He'’s up there!

Faster, norville! Faster!

- Think, bobgoblin. Think.

Ooh. I know.

Bobgoblin can hide the "b"

With letters that kind of look like "b."

They'’ll never find it this time.

- Uh-oh. These letters look a lot alike.

Which one is the letter "b"?

You'’re right. That'’s the "b."

- No! Bobgoblin wants it.

- But wally gets it.

- Ha-ha!

- Come on, norville.

- [Grunts]

- Huh?

- Bobgoblin, what are you doing?

- Bobgoblin wants the "b" back.

Uh-oh.

"B" is for "bad."

Bad idea.

Ew!

Bobgoblin smells like a dirty dragon.

- Did you get the "b"?

- Yep, which means we got the magic back.

Wallykazam!

Wallykazarty!

I need the words to bring back the party.

Bathtub!

Bubbles!

Balloons!

And band!



- Yeah!

- Let'’s party!

- [Humming]

- Is the water nice?

- Uh-huh.

- All right, buddy. It'’s scrub time.

♪ All our friends are back again ♪

♪ The party'’s in full swing ♪

♪ So join the club and love the tub ♪

[Together] ♪ bah-bah

- ♪ While we all get squeaky clean ♪

- ♪ We got the dragon in the bathtub ♪

♪ Gonna have a dragon bath party ♪

♪ We got the dragon in the bathtub ♪

♪ Gonna have a dragon bath party ♪

- ♪ Wah-ooh

- ♪ We got the dragon in the bathtub ♪

♪ Gonna have a dragon bath party ♪

♪ We got the dragon in the bathtub ♪

♪ Gonna have a dragon bath party ♪

Yeah!

[Applause]

- Ta-da!

- [Laughs]

- He'’s so clean and shiny.

- [Sniffs] you smell like fresh fruit.

- [Mumbling] oh, '’hank you, ogre doug.

- Can you believe it?

Norville actually liked his bath.

- Bob...

Goblin!

Splash!

Bobgoblin.

[Laughter]

- I, libby light sprite,

Will write the word "big" with light.

First, to make the letter "b,"

I fly straight down like this.

Whoa!

And now I make a curve like this.

Wee!

"B."

Now the "i."

I fly straight down again,

And then a little dot.

Boop.

"I."

Now finally I will write the "g."

This one makes me a little dizzy.

A curve like this,

And then down,

And... Whoa!

[Clatter]

I'’m okay!

There.

B-i-g.

Big.

Oh. That'’s a big "big."

[Giggles]

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wah

All: ♪ bah-bah

- Wallykazam!

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, wally

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally, whoo

- ♪ Wally, wally, wally

- Wallykazam!

All: ♪ do, do, do, do, do

- Wally!

All: ♪ do, do, do, do, do

- Wally!

All: ♪ do, do, do, do, do

- Wally!

All: ♪ do, do, do, do, do

- What?

All: ♪ wally, wally, wally, wallykazam! ♪
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