♪ Here we are ♪
♪ Face to face ♪
♪ A couple
Of silver spoons ♪
♪ Hopin' to find ♪
♪ We're two of a kind ♪
♪ Makin' a go ♪
♪ Makin' it grow ♪
♪ Together ♪
♪ We're gonna find
Our way ♪
♪ Together ♪
♪ Takin' the time
Each day ♪
♪ To learn all about ♪
♪ Those things
You just can't buy ♪
♪ Two silver spoons
Together ♪
♪ You and I ♪
♪ We're gonna find
Our way ♪
♪ You and I ♪
♪ Together ♪
♪ We're gonna find
Our way ♪
♪ Together ♪
♪ We'll be gone for the summer ♪
♪ We're on safari to stay ♪
♪ Everybody gone surfing ♪
♪ Surfin' U.S... ♪
Hey!
I was just, um...
Pretending to be young?
I suppose it's natural
to get a little giddy
when going on vacation.
Giddy?
Yes.
You know
the feeling you get
when everything matches?
Oh, hi, Dexter.
Hi, Kate.
Did you bring
the Baxter proposal?
Right here.
It appears to be
written in blood.
They'll distribute our toys
throughout Canada,
but they insist
on a percent discount.
And they want us to pay
for the advertising too?
I'm surprised they didn't ask
for the moon.
Check the last page.
What?!
Just kidding.
Oh, really, Dexter.
Edward, this proposal
is a mess.
I can't go waltzing off
to Cape Cod.
Ah-ah-ah!
Honey, we've been over this.
We've been putting off
our summer vacation...
all summer.
I've worked on this
Canadian deal a long time--
You've done
a wonderful job.
Don't you think you deserve
a couple weeks off?
You've done all the hard work,
now Dexter can fuss
over small details.
Oh, goody. I love fussing.
I-I don't know...
I'll only be a phone call away.
Don't worry.
It's all right.
Right, but, however--
You don't want Edward left alone
with all those bikinis.
Bikinis?
I'll go get my tennis racket.
Now you're talking!
Okay, Dex, you can
help me load the car.
Say what?
I just saw Richard out front.
Why don't you get him?
'Cause he's out front saying
goodbye to his girlfriend,
and I wouldn't want
to interrupt.
Well, I would.
♪ Inside, outside, USA ♪
♪ Inside, outside, USA ♪
♪ Woo, woo, woo, woo! ♪
Tammy, you didn't have to get me
a going-away present.
Well, then give it back.
No way.
Boy, would you
look at that!
[CHUCKLES]
Isn't that great?
Terrific.
Useful too.
What is it?
It's a nose guard, silly.
That way, your nose won't get
all b*rned and peely.
But won't I look like
a real dork?
Yep. I don't want
any beach bunnies
liking what they see.
Tammy, I promise I'm not even
gonna look at another girl.
Oh, sure.
Look, you have my word on it.
Besides, you're numero uno.
Ooh, I love it
when you speak Spanish.
Are you sure you can't
get away and come visit?
No, I wish I could,
but duty calls at the...
Atomic Burger!
Station wagon's
all packed.
Station wagon?
Yeah, finally.
I thought the station wagon
was in the shop for new brakes?
We'll have to switch everything
into the Jeep.
Dex? Dex!
[♪♪♪]
Well,
it's about time.
Honey, look
what you're missing.
I had one little phone call
to make. That is it.
From now on,
I'm going to relax.
I'm not even going to think
about the Baxter deal.
Well, good.
Let Dexter worry about it.
If he has trouble,
he can always...
[PHONE RINGING]
...call you.
I'll just be a sec.
What happened?
Uh, uh, nothing!
A guy and his dog
ran by here.
I don't know why they let dogs
on this beach.
[CLEARS THROAT]
Who was that
on the phone?
Oh, Dexter.
Edward, I promise,
if the phone rings again,
I am not gonna go
in the house and answer it.
Well, good.
[PHONE RINGING]
You see, I...
I brought it out here.
You're actually
going to sit...
Hello?
Yes, I have those
figures inside.
I think we offered percent,
but go .
Hi, Dad.
Hey, hey, son!
That thing makes you look
like a real dork.
Dad, I promised Tammy
I would wear it, okay?
Hey, how about you and me
spending some father-son time?
We could have a tanning contest.
Sorry, Dad. I promised some guys
I'd go surfing.
Then we're going water skiing
this afternoon.
I've never seen you
so busy.
Yeah, well, keeping busy
helps pass the time.
Two days down,
and to go.
I'm so glad we're all enjoying
our summer vacation.
Dad, it's just that I miss
Tammy, that's all.
Hon, did we depreciate
our new factory equipment
over five years or seven?
Ooh, the fun never stops.
Coming, hon.
Hi. We're renting
the cabin next door.
I'm Donna.
Hi.
You a surfer?
Yeah,
I hit the monster foam
every now and then.
I've always wanted to try,
but it looks so dangerous.
The bigger the risk,
the bigger the fun.
Ooh!
Can you swim?
Sure.
Then you're halfway there.
I can teach you.
Really?
You're probably
too busy.
I usually am, but not today.
Let me go get a towel, and I'll
tell my folks where I'll be.
I see you in a few minutes.
It's a date.
Right. A date.
No! No,
it's not a date.
It's really more like a mutually
agreeable time
to meet at, like, a mutually
agreeable location.
Right.
A date.
[♪♪♪]
Look, Kate, I'm starving!
KATE:
Be right there!
I hurried as fast as could.
I just threw something on.
Nice throw.
Oh.
What is that?
Uh, just something I wanted
to look over at dinner.
We're going to the most romantic
restaurant in Cape Cod,
it's gonna be too dark
to even read the menu.
Well, I just wanted to look over
a few figures.
Well, I'm just
going to look over one.
[MOANS]
[PHONE RINGING]
Oh, I'll be right back.
EDWARD:
Say, young fellow,
it's after p.m.
Jacket and tie
required on the beach.
You're out of uniform.
Hi, Dad.
How's it going?
I've got trouble, Dad.
Right here in River City?
Dad, I met this really great
girl today. Her name's Donna.
We went surfing, water skiing,
ate ice cream, walked,
talked,
had a fabulous day.
Now she's invited me
to a barbecue.
Gosh, it never rains
but it pours.
Dad, you know what I mean.
I promised Tammy
I wouldn't even look
at another girl.
Sorry for the delay.
Oh, Rick, want to go out
to dinner with us?
Oh, no, he can't.
He's been invited to a barbecue.
By a girlfriend.
A girlfriend, huh?
She's not a girlfriend.
She's a friend who is a girl,
which makes her a girl friend,
not a girlfriend.
Right.
I think.
You might feel better
if you told Donna
about your girlfriend.
Want to bet?
All right, I'll think about it,
okay?
Okay.
Night.
Night.
DONNA:
Rick.
Donna, um-- There's something
I want to tell you.
Great, 'cause I have
something too.
What'd you want to tell me?
You go first.
No, you first. Mine can wait.
Believe me.
Well, I just wanted
to let you know
that I've been having
a pretty dull summer.
I mean, up until now, I haven't
done much of anything.
You haven't?
No, I've just been
at the cabin reading books.
I was pretty bored
until you came along.
Me?
I had
a terrific time today.
Thanks to you.
Now, what is it
you wanted to tell me?
Um, the barbecue--
Yeah, the barbeque.
I go medium on the sauce.
Not too heavy,
not too light.
Brushed on.
[♪♪♪]
Oh!
I can feel myself
unwinding.
Oh, this is wonderful.
I guess I really
needed to relax.
What did I tell you?
Mm.
I sure enjoyed
last night.
[CHUCKLES]
Me too.
[SCOFFS]
I was talking about our dinner.
Oh. Yeah, that was nice too.
See what happens when I get you
away from the phone?
I've been very good today.
Yeah, except
for this morning.
When we were out on that yacht?
It wasn't a yacht.
It was a fishing boat.
Oh, that's what
that smell was.
How would you know?
You were in the cabin
talking to Dexter on the
ship-to-shore for two hours.
All I was doing was tending
to some teensy details.
Teensy details?
You rented
a Xerox machine.
It was a typewriter.
But that is all behind me.
I am totally yours.
Oh?
Yeah.
Tonight we're gonna have
another great evening.
Another nice dinner?
Oh. That too.
I've got come nice wine chilling
and I picked up
two fresh lobsters.
Mm-mm-mmm, sounds good.
I'll be back.
I want to check that wine.
[CHUCKLES]
[PHONE RINGING]
[IN ITALIAN ACCENT]
It's Angelo's Pizzeria,
what do you want?
No. Is-a no Kate here.
We got anchovy, pepperoni,
provolone no Kate, goodbye.
[CHUCKLES]
How about
some fresh corn on the cob
for dinner?
Sounds great.
Yeah.
[PHONE RINGS]
What's that?
I didn't hear anything.
[CONTINUES RINGING]
I didn't hear anything again.
[CONTINUE RINGING]
Where's my telephone?
Your telephone?
The sound's coming
from down here.
[RINGING]
Did you bury my phone?
[SNORTS]
Bury your phone.
[RINGING]
You buried my phone!
This could be important.
Kate, look at yourself.
You're down on all fours
digging like an animal.
[GRUNTING]
Sound like one too.
I got it!
No.
Kate!
Ah, here it is.
Hello, hello.
Oh--
They hung up.
It's okay.
No, it's not okay.
Look at me, Edward. I'm down
on all fours like an animal.
It's all right.
Edward, I need a vacation.
Well, we're in
a good spot for one.
Ah, I'm sorry.
That's it.
No more...
business.
Really?
Really.
No Dexter,
no telephone.
Well, good.
It's just gonna be you and me
and Fred and Ethel.
Who?
The lobsters.
Hey, boy. You missed
a good fishing trip.
You guys get up
way too early.
Ho-ho-ho-ho. Did you have a good
time with Donna last night?
Yeah.
Did you tell her about
your girlfriend, Tammy?
Well, yes and no.
Yes and no?
Yes, I wanted to.
No, I didn't.
We're only gonna be here
another week, right?
Right.
After that,
I'm probably never
gonna see Donna again.
Telling her about
Tammy will hurt her.
I don't want to do that.
How thoughtful of you.
Thanks.
Now, by seeing Donna,
you won't be hurting Tammy?
Only if I were cruel enough
to tell her.
You want to have your cake
and eat it too, huh?
Dad, you don't understand
anymore.
[EDWARD CHUCKLES]
Fred went peacefully.
Ethel put up one heck
of a fight.
We'll hold memorial services
on my plate.
[LAUGHS]
Ahh.
Ohh, boy.
Now that I've decided
to relax,
I feel like a huge weight
has been lifted off me.
Uh-huh. Sure you don't care
who that was on the phone?
No, I don't care if it was
the office, or Dexter,
I don't even care if it was
Canton imports.
Canton imports?
You mean the people
who are going to distribute
Eddie Toys all over China?
China, schmina.
I got your favorite cheese.
Hold the cheese, here, Kate.
We're talking about one billion
potential customers.
We'll deal with it
when we get home.
Honey, that's almost
two weeks away!
We could lose
the account.
Edward,
what has gotten into you?
We'll call them back.
Tell them we were in a...
I don't know.
...a conference.
Quick, sound like an office.
Come on!
It's clogged with sand.
Throw the darn thing
in the ocean.
I'm gonna use the phone
in the house.
Edward!
Come back here and relax
this instant!
Edward!
[♪♪♪]
Guess who?
Oh, God.
No, guess again.
Tammy?
Surprise!
Tammy!
Oh, I missed you so much!
What are you doing here?
I thought you had to work.
I got the weekend off.
My brother was driving this way.
So... Here I am.
Yeah. You sure are.
We can be together all weekend.
Where can I change
into my swimsuit?
Um, there's a gas station
just a mile down the road.
[LAUGHS]
You.
I'll be right back.
Hi, Rick.
Donna! Donna, Donna, hey, Donna.
Ready to go surfing?
Surfing? No!
No. I can't.
Why not?
My knee. My knee.
What's wrong with it?
What's wrong with it?
The question is
what's not wrong?
Tendons, ligaments--
I can hardly move it.
Poor baby.
Yeah.
Would you mind if I passed
on surfing today?
Are you serious?
I don't expect you go surfing
when you're in pain
like this.
Look, I'll just rest up over the
weekend like the doctor said.
My board's right there.
Go. Go have a blast.
Don't be ridiculous.
I'm not leaving your side.
You have to!
Uh, what I mean is...
Donna, when I'm in pain
like this,
I don't like girls
to see me wince.
[WINCES DRAMATICALLY]
I love men who wince.
It shows they're human,
like Phil Donahue.
All I need is the weekend,
and I'll be fine.
Are you sure?
I'm positive.
As a matter of fact,
I'm going to sleep now, okay?
Okay. If you're gonna be
all right.
I'll be fine.
I'll look in on you tomorrow.
Maybe you'd better call first.
Who's that girl?
No one! She was just
asking directions to the beach.
Imagine that, not knowing
where the darn beach is.
Boy, some girls are really dumb.
Come on. Let's go.
I'm dying to jump in.
No, Tammy, it's much better
over there.
But, there's nobody there.
That's why it's better.
We can be alone.
Well, it's all rocky
and icky-looking.
Come on.
It's nice over here.
Aah!
[GASPS]
What happened?
My knee! I twisted it.
Oh, sit down.
Oh, the pain. Ooh.
I'll get some ice.
Okay. No hurry.
Take your time.
I felt guilty.
Huh?
When you're in pain like this.
What kind of friend am I?
A great friend, an
understanding, perfect friend.
Goodbye.
Nope. I'm keeping you company.
You are?
You like Monopoly?
Yeah.
Oh, darn. I forgot the dice.
I'll be right back.
Take your time.
Take your time.
Here, put this on your knee.
Um, I thought
your knee was hurt.
It was.
It's a trick knee.
It's always
playing these darn tricks.
I thought it was
the other knee?
See how tricky it is?
I'll show you the pier.
It's just a five-mile walk.
I forgot my suntan lotion.
I got it.
Okay.
Who's that?
Who's she?
[LAUGHING]
Tammy, this is Donna.
Donna, this is Tammy.
So, wouldn't even look
at another girl, huh?
Tammy...
Hurt your knee, huh?
Ow!
Aah. Oh.
That must have hurt.
Uh-huh.
Hey, guys.
There's a perfectly logical
explanation to all this.
Hey! Give me my pail.
For you. For me.
For me. For you.
Resident. That's for Rick.
Well, there they are.
Ha! Welcome back,
you beach bums and bunnies.
Hiya, Dex.
Tell me all about your trip.
Don't skip anything,
least of all those bikinis.
[CHUCKLES]
We took loads
of pictures.
And brought back
tons of souvenirs.
Great.
When can I see them?
As soon as you
help me unload the car.
Not again?
Get Richard for
those manual things.
That's what children
are for.
He's on the phone
trying to patch things up
with his girlfriend.
What happened this time?
I'll tell you all about it
while we unload the car.
Aw.
Hi, Kate.
Hi. How's it going?
Terrific. I explained
the whole thing to Tammy.
I used psychology, logic,
and flattery.
When that didn't work,
I begged.
Never fails.
We're an item once again.
Oh, that's nice.
She's coming over
to make it official.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
Looks like
she could hardly wait.
Kate, they never can.
Hi, I'm Cheryl.
We just moved in next door.
I saw you drive up and I thought
I'd come over and say hi.
Oh, no. Not again.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
05x05 - The Beach House
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Wealthy, young-at-heart business owner and playboy Edward Stratton III is stunned to discover his brief marriage several years ago produced a son, Richard who is now 12 and wanting to live with him.
Wealthy, young-at-heart business owner and playboy Edward Stratton III is stunned to discover his brief marriage several years ago produced a son, Richard who is now 12 and wanting to live with him.