01x01 - The Cookie Crisis

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Wimzie's House". Aired: March 4, 1995 – August 31, 1996.*
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01x01 - The Cookie Crisis

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♪ Wake up in the morning,", "let's start the day! ♪"


♪ What do you say?"


♪ Everybody's coming", "over to play! ♪"


♪ Get up mom and dad", "the kids will be here ♪"


♪ At wimzie's house!"


♪ At wimzie's house!"


♪ Go to grandma's room.", "Is she still in her bed? ♪"


♪ She's already in the kitchen", "baking bread! ♪"


♪ Forget the stairs.", "Use railing instead! ♪"


♪ At wimzie's house!


♪ At wimzie's house!


♪ Spend a day with wimzie,", "her family and friends! ♪"


♪ Welcome to a place where", "the fun never ends! ♪", "(Door bell rings)"


♪ Everybody here is waiting", "for you ♪


♪ At wimzie's house!


♪ At wimzie's house!


♪ Because we're laughing", "and we're learning ♪


♪ We're singing a song ", "(door bell rings)


♪ If you learn to trust", "your feelings ♪


♪ You'll never go wrong


♪ And you know that", "we will always belong ♪


♪ At wimzie's house! ", "(Door creaking shut)


♪ At wimzie's house!


♪ At wimzie's house!


♪ At wimzie's house!


Today on "wimzie's house"", "you'll see:


"The cookie crisis!"


(Giggling)


Rousso:", "(singing)


(Sniffing)


(Gasping)", "my cookies!


Oh oh!


Oh.


Oh.


(Oven door creaking open)


Oh! Ouch!", "Oh ow, ow, ow, ow!


Oh, hey look good!


Yes, sir! Ah!


Choo choo choo.


Look! Cookie!


Mmm good!


(Gasping)", "cookie!"


Choo choo."


Cookie. Choo, choo.", "Cookie! Choo, choo."


Rousso:", "(humming)"


(Pan clattering)"


Choo, choo."


W-w-whoa!"


Ah!"


Thanks for letting me borrow", "your bib, bo!"


Mess.", "(Giggling)"


Rousso:", "what did you say?"


Messy?"


Big, big mess.", "(Giggling)"


Uh, what do ya think, bo?"


Do you think I should clean", "this up right now"


Or, you know,", "wait till later?"


Uh, do it now!"


Yeah."


Jo:", "choo, choo."


Hey! Hey, come on!"


Things like this never", "happen at the firehouse!"


(Grunting)"


(Grunting with effort)"


(Chortling)"


(Grunting with effort)"


(Groaning)"


(Grunting with effort)"


(Snapping sound)"


(Gasping for breath)"


At last!", "(Chuckling)"


Finally, I can clean up", "this big mess!"


(Gasping)", "(clock ticking)"


I'm gonna be late!"


The cookie. Good!"


Hmm? Oh, I'm sorry,", "bo, little pal."


Uh huh."


Rousso:", "I made all these cookies", "for the guys at the firehouse."


Bo:", "oh."


(Sad whimper)"


Rousso:", "(chuckling)"


Woof woof woof!", "(Laughing)"


Tomorrow I promise", "I'll make more for you."


Okay?"


Dog! Woof!"


That's right.", "This is a dog"


Called a dalmatian."


(Chuckling)"


Yummy!"


Woof woof woof!", "(Laughing)"


Woof! Woof!", "(Laughing)"


(Laughing)", "I'm sorry, bo,"


But I've only got enough", "here for the firemen."


Oh."


Oh, time's a wastin'."


Oh."


(Grunting with effort)"


Bo, would you mind..."


Giving me a hand to get", "this bib off, hmm?"


Wimzie:", "(giggling)", "grandma?"



Horace:", "(grimacing)"


Yaya:", "yes? Oh, wimzie,"


How did you get", "into this fix, hmm?"


Jonas wanted to try", "to skip rope"


And horace and I were", "turning it..."


We lost control", "I guess."


Get me out!"


Yaya:", "now don't you fret, horace."


I've always been an expert when", "it comes to untangling things."


Jonas, you know you're supposed", "to jump over the rope."


Over?", "Well now you tell me."


(Gasping)"


Yaya:", "uh, I'd really hate to think", "I was losing my touch."


Uh, wimzie, would you mind", "fetching rousso, please?"


Wimzie:", "I'm on my way!"


Thank you so much."


Oh, get me out!"


Both:", "(shouting)"


Daddy."


Daddy."


Oh, I'm going to be", "awfully late!"


Wimzie:", "daddy!"


Daddy!"


Oh, hi ya, kids."


Uh, where's yaya?"


Well..."


Yaya and horace:", "(shouting)", "help!"


Both:", "(laughing)"


She's kind of tied", "up right now."


Uh huh."


But I really have", "to get going!"


Unh uh uh."


Yaya needs", "you really badly!"


(Clock ticking)"


Wimzie:", "we'll take care of bo."


Oh, geez thanks, kids,", "'cause I'm out of time!"


(Car tires screeching)"


Your dad sure", "loves his watch!", "(Giggling)"


I'll say!", "(Giggling)"


He's always "watching"", "that watch!"


(Giggling)"


Hey."


Ugh!"


What in the world happened", "to this kitchen?"


Wimzie:", "did something blow up?"


Cookie!"


Somebody blew", "up a cookie?", "(Chuckling)"


Uh oh,", "I have a feeling"


Daddy's been doing", "some baking!"


(Giggling)"


Cookie!"


Dog!"


Hey, let's eat one."


Daddy say no!"


Then we better not."


Aw."


But we could maybe", "smell 'em, hmm?"


No. Bad idea."


How come?"


Because uh..."


Huh?"


I might break 'em."


Oh, how?", "With your nose?", "(Giggling)"


Well."


Come on!"


Uh oh."


Well, okay."


Wimzie:", "(giggling)"


Jonas:", "here goes!"


(Grunting)", "(pans clattering)", "whoa! Oh!"


Ouch."


Jonas and wimzie:", "(grunting and grimacing)"


(Gasping)"


(Gasping)"


You broke 'em all right."


Yeah, I told you so."


Huh. Yep."


What was that crash?"


My cookies!"


I left them", "on the kitchen counter."


Ah! (Crashing)"


(Chuckling)", "watch your step."


Rousso:", "ah!"


Ooh. What the-?"


This kind of thing never ever", "happens to me at the firehouse."


Oh."


Uh."


(Cookie bits clattering in tin)"


All:", "oh."


♪♪"


Wimzie:", "♪ it always starts"


♪ Innocently enough"


♪ Someone daring someone else", "for calling someone's bluff ♪"


♪ You got a little curious"


♪ You thought you'd", "have some fun, ♪"


♪ But it's not joke,", "something fell and broke ♪"


Whah!"


Both:", "♪ uh oh!"


♪ What are ya gonna do?"


Both:", "♪ uh oh!"



♪ You wish it weren't you!"


♪ You got into a mess,", "you don't remember how but... ♪"


Both:", "♪ uh oh!"


♪ You're in trouble now"


♪ Sometimes it can happen "


♪ When you're not alone"


♪ You might cause an accident", "exploring on your own ♪", "(gasping)"


♪ You might knock", "something over ♪"


♪ It can happen to anyone"


♪ You've got to tell somebody", "so that it can be undone ♪"


♪ Don't you cry"


Both:", "♪ don't you get upset!"


♪ Don't you cry"


Both:", "♪ don't you panic yet"


♪ Just go tell someone", "how the accident began and... ♪"


♪ You'll see they're going", "to understand ♪"


Rousso and yaya:", "(grunting and grimacing)"


Oh I'll never get", "to work on time now!"


My goodness."


You're always in such", "a rush, rousso."


Why not relax", "and slow down, hmm?"


A day off wouldn't", "do you any harm."


Forget watching your watch", "for a few hours"


And remember how important", "it is in life"


To stop and smell the roses", "every once in a while."


Ah, ah, ahh-choo!"


Oh!"


Gesundheit."


I just hear the word rose", "and I sneeze."


(Chuckling) rose."


Ahh-choo!"


(Laughing)"


Have it your way then,"


But before you rush away,"


Let me undo this rope."


Yaya, I haven't got", "time for this."


I gotta- ah!"


Yaya:", "oh!"


And down he goes once again."


Up you get."


(Grunting)"


This never happens", "at the firehouse."


Hmm? What the dickens is this?"


Uh..."


We just can't let", "daddy find out"


That you broke", "his cookies!"


Me?!"


But you were right by my side", "the whole time!"


Yeah, well, uh,"


Put 'em back where", "you found 'em!"


I think you should do it!"


You!"


Wimzie, it's not-", "(gasping)"


Uh, uh, excuse me."


Uh, mind telling me what", "you're doing with my cookies?"


Uh..."


Cookie broke!"


Wimzie:", "here!"


(Nervous chuckle)"


We were just uh...", "Smelling them!"


That's right!"


Oh, I see."


Well, that's nice.", "(Chuckling)"


But don't eat 'em.", "Mmm mmm. 'Kay?", "(Chuckling)"


I need every single last", "one for the firehouse."


So, we can't eat any."


No. But you are free", "to look."


Here, I'll open..."


Jonas and wimzie:", "uh, no, no."


I really don't", "think we can,"


'Cause um..."


Uh, 'cause jonas", "has hurt his finger."


Oh."


Uh, yeah."


(Bonging sound)", "yow!"


What'd you do that for,", "wimzie?"


Yeah, yeah, yeah,", "oh yeah, yeah."


Oh now which is it,", "your finger or your foot?"


Uh..."


Uh..."


It's my foot!", "Finger."


Finger.", "His foot."


Ears."


But how did you get hurt?"


What, what happened?"


Uh, well, I uh..."


Oh, uh,"


Did i, uh, fall?", "Yeah, yeah that's it!"


Oh, I took a nasty tumble.", "Oh oh!"


Well, now,", "let me have a look."


Jonas:", "ow, it hurts. Ow."


It's that foot there."


Your foot?"


Uh, finger."


Oh."


(Grimacing)"


It's stuck!"


(Shouting)"


Wimzie:", "(crash)", "oh! Oh not again!"


Oh no! Yes, again!"



(Gasping)"


Huh."


Are those the cookies", "that rousso baked?"


Uh, well,", "kinda hard to say.", "(Nervous giggle)"


Oh, would you mind if I had", "a look at them, please?"


Wimzie:", "well, it's just that uh..."


Yaya, come quick!"


You need to take a look", "at jonas!"


He's been hurt!"


Oh, what happened?!"


Rousso:", "it's his foot."


Wimzie:", "his finger."


His foot?", "Which one?"


Jonas:", "ow!"


Oh."


Rousso:", "ah."


Go and see."


Oh, I absolutely have to go!"


Wimzie:", "okay."


Hey, cookies!"


You were taking such", "good care of 'em"


I almost walked out of the door", "cookie-less!"


(Chuckling)"


Daddy?"


Yes?"


Uh, huh..."


I think they'll be safer", "if you leave them here... Heh..."


I can't."


Why?"


'Cause these are a treat for", "all the guys at the firehouse."


Well, I gotta go.", "See you later!"


Uh, daddy?!"


Yes?"


Uh, about those cookies..."


Later okay?"


(Kiss)"


(Nervous gasp)"


Well, you saw it. I tried."


(Whimpering)"


Ow!"


Oh my goodness,", "jonas,"


I haven't even", "touched you!"


Wimzie:", "so, uh, how's poor jonas, huh?"


Oh, I still haven't managed", "to discover where it hurts."


It's his foot."


Uh, my finger."


Uh, okay,", "my foot then."


Hmm?"


Bo bo knows."


(Nervous whimper)"


Was it my foot?"


Wimzie:", "oh don't you know?"


It was my finger!"


Or both maybe."


Anyway."


Whatever it was", "it's better now."


Uh..."


Oh yeah! It's true!", "He's feeling way better now!"


Huh? Oh, oh, yeah."


I feel percent better."


I really do. It's amazing!"


Wimzie:", "that's great!"


But which part was", "hurting you before?"


Uh, his foot."


My finger!"


Huh?"


(Laughing nervously)", "oh that's a good one!"


(Gasping)"


What in the world", "happened in here?!"


Daddy!"


Mercy, what's this?", "Yuck!"


Ah."


Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom,", "vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom."


Both:", "(sighing)"


Ach."


Daddy must've opened", "the cookie box by now."


(Nervous grimace)"


Don't you mean the box", "of cookie crumbs?"


Both:", "(nervous chuckling)"


And he knows we were", "the last ones to touch it."


But it was you who", "had it last, you know."


Yeah, but it was", "you who dropped it!"


Oh, yeah?"


But you dropped it again", "and that's worse!"


Oh!"


We should've told him."


(Door opening)", "you mean we shoulda..."


We shoulda told the truth,", "shouldn't we?"


Mmm hmm."


That's the best way."


Yeah."


Jonas, I've decided!"


From now on", "we tell the truth!"


Yes, and nothing", "but the truth!"


Mmm hmm."


Rousso:", "hey, what's going on?"


Jonas and wimzie:", "(whimpering in fear)"


Well, here we go again."


Jonas and wimzie:", "(nervous chuckling)"


Hi, dad.", "What are you doing here?"



Rousso:", "well..."


You know, yaya's right."


I really should", "slow down a bit"


And spend some more", "time at home."


So, I asked the guys down", "at the firehouse"


If this afternoon I could", "have a little holiday!"


(Chuckling)"


What do you think, kids?"


Uh..."


Real nice, daddy."


Uh, that means you brought", "the cookies back, right?"


Rousso:", "oh yeah."


I'll give 'em", "to the guys later."


Yep, well...", "(Chuckling)"


(Whispering)", "now I'm gonna surprise, yaya."


She'll be really pleased."


Shh."


Jonas:", "oh, oh, oh, oh!"


Wimzie:", "(laughing)"


(Whispering)", "he hasn't even", "noticed yet!"


That means we still", "have time"


To go and tell", "him the truth."


Both:", "nah! (Laughing)"


We'll hide the box."


Yeah, ready?"


Yeah!"


Horace:", "vroom, vroom!"


Huh? Hey. Hey guys!"


(Singing)", "doo bee doo be do."


Doo bee doo be day."


Huh, huh!"


(Faucet squeaking)"


Huh, now you're sparkling"


And everything's in its place."


(Chortling)"


Yaya:", "doo bee doo be doo.", "Doo bee doo bee day."


Doo bee doo..."


Rousso:", "surprise!"


Yaya:", "(nervous giggling)"


Both:", "(laughing)"


Oh could you please", "not bake anymore?"


What's that?"


I want you", "to stop baking!"


Oh, no more baking today!"


No, uh, I'm taking the rest", "of the afternoon off!"


(Big yawning)"


You'll see."


I'm gonna learn to take", "life slow and steady."


Oh, very good."


But I wish you luck", "'cause you'll need it."


Huh?"


Well, you might not", "think I can do it,"


But you'll see."


Daddy!"


Uh huh?"


Tick tock."


Oh, aren't you", "the clever one, bo."


Yes, take off your watch."


Hmm?"


Do I have to?", "How will i..."


Tell the time", "without it?"


Bo:", "off! Off!"


Rousso:", "well, let's not be hasty."


I really think you're taking", "this too far."


Oh, I knew it all along."


You're nothing but", "a sl*ve to time!"


Rousso:", "(laughing)"


That isn't true!"


Just watch", "and I'll show you both!"


I'll take off", "the silly old thing!"


Hmm...", "(Grunting with effort)"


Hold on a sec."


Yaya:", "(laughing)"


(Grunting)"


(Grimacing", "and straining)"


(Chuckling)", "(grunting)"


Yaya:", "(laughing)"


(Straining)"


Yaya:", "(laughing)"


(Grunting)"


Yaya:", "(laughing)"


Ah, ah."


Be patient, huh?"


(Fierce straining)"


Yah!"


(Gasping for breath)", "there now.", "I told you I could do it."


(Chuckling)"


Well, it's a start."


(Giggling)"


And, you know what?", "From that day on,"


Dexter the dog always, always,", "always told the truth!"


The end.", "(Chuckling)"


Well, now, did you like that?"


Wimzie:", "yeah."


Jonas:", "yeah."


Good dog-gie!"


Rousso:", "um, wimzie?"


Wimzie:", "yeah?


Are you okay?


You haven't said two words", "all afternoon.



Yeah, well...", "No, uh, I don't know.


Jonas:", "oh boy.", "I know just how you feel.


Well, what's wrong, huh?


Haven't you enjoyed", "all the games


That we've played, hmm?


Wimzie:", "oh yeah, sure.


And all the crafts", "we've worked on?


Jonas and wimzie:", "oh yeah!


And all my fine songs?


(Bad opera singing voice)", "oh solo me oh!


Jonas:", "uh no.


Rousso:", "(laughing)


Wimzie:", "no.


Dad, it's not 'cause of you.


We love when you play with us,", "but...


It's just that...


We've got something", "to tell you.


Wimzie:", "yeah, you see it's all...


All my fault that-", "(door squeaking open)


Yaya:", "I'm very proud of you, rousso.


It's so nice to see


You really do know", "how to relax.


Aw, it's not hard.", "(Clearing throat)


Actually, I'm pretty", "proud of myself too!


We really had", "some fun, hmm?


Wimzie and jonas:", "yeah! Yes!


Rousso:", "and I promise we'll be having", "a lot more fun together"


From now on.


All:", "(cheering happily)", "oh! Yay! Yay hay!


Except right now", "I've gotta run.", "(Chuckling)"


Yaya:", "huh?


My cookies.


They're uh...


Where-", "where did they go?


Where did I leave them?


Uh, gee, search me.


I'm sure they", "didn't walk away.


So where are they?


Wimzie:", "um, uh, you can go, dad.


Jonas:", "yeah.


We'll look for 'em,", "huh?


And you can always", "make more later.", "(Nervous chuckle)"


Saints alive, no!", "I won't hear of it!


No more!", "I said no more baking rousso!


Relax, yaya.", "There's nothing to worry about.


I'll find those cookies", "in no time.


(Whispering)", "that's what he thinks.


(Chuckling)


Rousso:", "horace, I need to borrow", "that nose of yours."


(Nervous gasp)


Huh? Hmm hmm.


Now we're done for!


No cookie can escape", "the super-nose!


Horace, my man,", "I know you can find 'em.


Okay.


Hmm.", "(Sniffing)


(Big sniff)


Mmm.


(Car zooming sounds)


(Brakes screeching sound)


Ah huh huh!


Yes, there they are!


Both:", "(laughing)


Jonas:", "oh, it's all over now.


Wimzie:", "(whimpering)


I'll just make sure", "they're okay


And they're not chipped", "or anything.


Oh, that's it.", "We're toast.


(Door shutting)


♪ Now if you tell a story", "just to get out of trouble ♪"


♪ The trouble turns around", "and then it comes back double ♪"


Both:", "♪ so listen when we tell you", "and do what we say ♪"


Jonas and wimzie:", "♪ always tell the truth


♪ 'Cause it's the very ", "best way! ♪


♪ Beeb bitty boo,


♪ Bob bitty bay!


♪ Always tell the truth", "'cause it's the very best way ♪"


♪ It's good to tell the truth", "when you've done a silly thing ♪"


♪ 'Cause we all know that", "accidents are always happening ♪"


♪ Your life will", "be so happy ♪


♪ And your life ", "will be smooth ♪


Jonas and wimzie:", "♪ as long as you remember", "to just tell the truth ♪"


Both:", "♪ telling the truth,", "telling the truth ♪"


♪ Yeah, things are always better", "when you're telling the truth ♪"


Jonas and wimzie:", "♪ telling the truth,", "telling the truth ♪"


♪ Things are always better when", "you're telling the truth! ♪"


Yeah! Love those cookies!


(Chuckling)


Wimzie:", "daddy?


Rousso:", "yes?


Wimzie:", "I've got something to say.


Jonas:", "uh, we both have", "something to say.


Well, then let's hear it!


See I'm all ears", "and I'm relaxed!


Oh, well, uh...


You see this morning", "we were in the kitchen...


Jonas:", "and we knew there were", "cookies in that tin."


Rousso:", "mmm hmm.


Uh, and we-


We just wanted", "to smell 'em!



Mmm hmm. Mmm?


Oh!", "(Tin clattering)


Both:", "oh!


Horace:", "(whimpering)


Yaya:", "oh, mercy me.


Rousso:", "(dejected sigh)


My cookie dogs must", "all be broken now.


Horace is really", "in trouble, huh?


I'll say.", "He broke all the cookies!


Oh, I'm sorry!", "(Sobbing)


Both:", "(laughing)


(Chanting)", "horace broke the cookies!


Horace broke all the cookies!", "Horace broke-


Yaya:", "that's quite enough of that!


Oh, wimzie, jonas!


Think how awful horace feels!


Imagine how you'd feel", "if you'd broken the cookies."


That's how horace feels", "right now.


Oh.


Yaya:", "poor horace.


Sorry. (Crying)


Oh, I know how", "he feels.


Wimzie:", "yeah, me too.


(Dejected sigh)", "oh well.


Let's look at the damage.", "What a shame.


Wait, daddy!


Hmm?


Horace:", "huh?


Huh?


I'm the one who broke", "the cookies.


Oh no she didn't. I did.


That isn't true!", "I did.


Wimzie:", "no, I was the one who dropped", "them first!"


No, no, no,", "I was first.


Horace:", "come on! I did it!


Wimzie:", "I was the one!", "Give me some credit, hey?"


Jonas:", "it all started with me.


(Whistle blowing)


Yaya:", "nice work, my boy.


(Giggling)


Well, I guess if I'm to believe", "what I'm hearing"


As crazy as it seems,


All of you broke", "the cookies.


Horace, wimzie and jonas:", "yeah.


Wimzie:", "but we were afraid to tell you.


We tried to hide it", "so you wouldn't know.


But we felt so bad.


Jonas:", "yeah.


Yaya:", "well, so tell me, hmm.


How do you two", "feel now?


Uh, bad, but um...", "Better!


Yeah.


Rousso:", "well, let's- hey!


They're all right!


All:", "(laughing happily)


Doesn't that just", "b*at it all.


Oh boy!", "Are we lucky or what?


Here horace,", "that's for you.


Oh. Oh.


(Chomping)", "(cookie clanking)


Uh, hey, I have a feeling", "I know why those cookies"


Didn't break when they fell.


Well,", "tell us please.


Dynamite could'nt cr*ck", "those cookies!


Jonas, wimzie and yaya:", "(giggling)


Uh oh,", "they are on the hard side.


Like cement.", "(Chuckling)


Oh my.


But what recipe", "did you use?


Hmm? None actually.


Wimzie:", "daddy!


All:", "(laughing)


Wimzie:", "good thing you didn't give", "them to the firemen!"


All:", "(laughing)


Rousso:", "I'll say.


The poor fellows would all have", "to go to the dentist!"


All:", "(laughing hysterically)


No cookie? Yum yum?


They weren't quite", "so yummy, bo.", "(Chuckling)"


Why don't I march", "into the kitchen


And make more cookies?


Oh yeah!", "Make good ones!


Now you're talking!", "(Clock ticking)


Huh? Oh I'm afraid", "I have to go.


But where are", "you going?


Rousso:", "well, down to the firehouse.


Seeing as these", "are dalmatian cookies,


Maybe the firehouse dog


Wouldn't mind eating 'em!


All:", "(laughing)


Oh boy.


Yaya:", "who feels like", "helping me bake?


Horace, wimzie and jonas:", "oh, I do! Me!


We'll make a batch", "of cookies


In the form of a...


Horace, wimzie and jonas:", "rose!


(Loud rumbling)


Ah, ah...


Ah-choo!


(Laughing)


(Laughing and giggling)

["(Laughing and giggling)"]
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