02x09 - Save the Armadillo/Save the Itsy Bitsy Spider!

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Series follows a trio of classroom pets—Linny the Guinea Pig, Turtle Tuck, and Ming-Ming Duckling—who use teamwork to help animals in need.
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02x09 - Save the Armadillo/Save the Itsy Bitsy Spider!

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[Bird cawing]

[Dramatic western-style music]



[Gasps]

It's a g-g-ghost!

[Jingling]

[Lively music]

♪ The phone.

♪ The phone is ringing. ♪

Yee-haw!

♪ The phone.

♪ We'll be right there.

♪ The phone.

♪ The phone is ringing. ♪

♪ There's an animal in trouble. ♪

♪ There's an animal in twouble. ♪

♪ There's an animal in trouble somewhere. ♪

[Grunts]

Look.

[ming-ming] ♪ it's a ball with two eyes and a nose ♪

[Tuck] ♪ all alone in the desert.

♪ He needs help, I suppose. ♪

That's not a ball.

It's an armadillo.

Sometimes when armadillos get scared,

They roll up in a ball.

But why is he scared,linny?

♪ I don't know.

Why are you scared, armadillo?

♪ I need to get through town

♪ To the other side

♪ But there's a ghost in galloping gulch ♪

♪ So what do I do?

Hide.

Did he say--[gulps] ghost?

There's no such thing as ghosts,

Are there, linny?

Nope, but that armadillo is afraid,

And we need to help him.

♪ An armadillo who's scared of a ghost. ♪

♪ This is se-wious.

♪ We have to help him. ♪

[Linny] ♪ the armadillo.

[Ming-ming and tuck] ♪ the armadillo.

[All] ♪ the armadillo.

Whee!

♪ This hat is too big.

♪ This hat is too small.

♪ This hat is just right.

[Together] trade?

♪ Looking sharp, y'all. ♪

[All giggling]

♪ Linny.

♪ Tuck.

♪ And ming-ming too.

[All] ♪ we're headed out west.

♪ Li'l buckaroo.



♪ Howdy, linny.

♪ Howdy, tuck.

[ming-ming] ♪ howdy, tuwtle.

♪ Howdy, duck.

♪ Howdy, monster.

Monster?

Ah!

A monster! A monster!

Ming-ming, I don't think

There's a monster in the classroom.

♪ Let's take a closer look and check it out. ♪

♪ Then we'll see what it's all about. ♪

Oh.

♪ I took a closer look, and now I see ♪

♪ That scary monster

♪ Is only a twee.

Right, all you had to do was take a closer look.

Come on, partners.

Let's get this flyboat on the road.

♪ What's gonna work?

[Both] ♪ teamwork.

♪ What's gonna work?

[All] ♪ teamwork.

Ooh.

[tuck] a saddle boat.

[All] yee-haw!

Giddyup, saddle boat.

We're coming to save you, baby awmadillo!

ride 'em, cowduck.

[All] yee-haw!

♪ Wonder pets! Wonder pets! ♪

♪ We're on our way

♪ To help an armadillo and save the day. ♪

♪ We're not too big.

♪ And we're not too tough.

[All] ♪ but when we work together,

♪ We've got the right stuff. ♪

Gooooo, wonder pets!

Yay!

[Tuck] look!

The deer and the antelope are playing.

♪ Love your home,

♪ Home on the wange

[Tuck] I see galloping gulch.

[Linny] that's the town where the armadillo lives.

Hold on to your hats.

We're going in for a landing.

[All] whee!

Whoa!

Now, let's find that baby armadillo.

♪ He's not up here.

[Both] ♪ he's not down low.

♪ Look, there he is.

♪ The baby...

♪ Awmadillo

Thwock!

Howdy, wonder pets.

Hmmm, what's the problemo, armadillo?

♪ I gotta get through town

♪ But I'm scared as I can be

♪ Because the ghost of galloping gulch ♪

♪ Is coming after me.

Baby armadillo,

There are no such things as ghosts.

[Both] right, linny?

Right, no ghosts.

Come on, baby armadillo.

We'll walk you through town.

Yeah.

There is safety in numbers.

[Squeaking]

[Gasps]

It's the ghost of galloping gulch!

He's comin' for me in his squeaky boots.

There's nothing to be afraid of.

There isn't?

♪ Let's take a closer look ♪

♪ And check it out.

♪ Then we'll see what it's all about. ♪

Okay, hombre.

[Door squeaks]

♪ It doesn't really sound like boots to me. ♪

♪ I've heard that sound before. ♪

♪ It's not the ghost of galloping gulch. ♪

♪ It's just a squeaky door. ♪

[Door squeaking]

See, baby awmadillo?

Squeaky door.

He thought that was a ghost.

Sheesh.

Kids.

Okay, so that was just a squeaky door.

But what about that scary piano music?

What scawy piano music?

[Perky ragtime piano music playing]

It's the ghost of galloping gulch.

[Ming-ming] and he's plinking.

Hang on.

Would a scary ghost play such a happy tune?

Yes.

If he was a happy ghost.

Let's take a closer look.

Okay, hombre.

[Gasps]

Look!

The piano is playing all by itself.

[Both] it's the ghost of galloping gulch.

You guys...

♪ Let's take a closer look and check it out. ♪

Then we'll see what it's all about. ♪

[Playing slows]

Aha!

♪ See this key?

♪ Wind it up like so.

♪ This piano plays itself.

♪ It's a player piano.

[Armadillo] a player piano?

Fancy.

[Armadillo] let me take a closer look at that.

What do you know?

Let's go, wonder pets.

♪ Here we goesy through the town ♪

♪ We better mosey

[All] ♪ before the sun goes down

♪ There's a tumbleweed

♪ And a trading post

♪ And look over there.

It's a g-g-g...

[All] ghost!

♪ it's the ghost of galloping gulch. ♪

I know the squeaky boots were just the squeaky door

And the piano music came from a player piano, but...

♪ This is se-wious.

I wish I could roll up in a ball.

Me too.

Wonder pets, no rolling up into balls.

We've got a job to do.

♪ Let's take a closer look and check it out. ♪

♪ Then we'll see...

♪ Then we'll see...

[All] ♪ then we'll see what it's all about. ♪

That's the spirit.

Let's show the armadillo there's nothing to be afraid of.

♪ Linny...

Ding!

♪ Tuck...

♪ And ming-ming too

[Wolf howls]

[All] ♪ we're wonder pets, and we'll roll you. ♪

♪ What's gonna work?

[Both] ♪ teamwork.

♪ What's gonna work?

[All] teamwork.

Oh, no!

The armadillo.

He's really on a roll.

It's a g-g-g-g--

Cactus?

[ming-ming] hey, that's not

The ghost of galloping gulch.

It's a cactus.

What's a cactus?

It's a pointy plant.

Yeah, we just had to take a closer look.

What do you know?

♪ The fact is, it's a cactus. ♪

There you are,my boy.

Well, I was wonderin' where in tarnation you went.

And there's my hat.

I was wonderin' where in tarnation that went too.

Well, thank you, wonder pets,

For gettin' our boy through town.

This calls for some celery.

How 'bout some baked beans with that celery?

Mmm, beany.

Well, wonder pets,

Looks like our work here is done.

Let's ride off into the sunset, cowpokes.

Yee-haw.

[All] happy trails.

♪ The itsy bitsy spider

♪ Went up the water spout

♪ Down came the rain and washed the spider out ♪

♪ Out came the sun and dried up all the rain ♪

♪ And the itsy bitsy spider

♪ Went up the spout again.

[Bell clanging]

[woman] time to go home, everyone.

[kid # ] bye, linny.

[kid # ] see you, ming-ming.

[kid # ] bye-bye, tuck.

[door closes]

[Jingling]

[Lively music]

♪ The phone.

♪ The phone is ringing. ♪

♪ The phone.

♪ We'll be right there.

♪ The phone.

♪ The phone is ringing. ♪

♪ There's an animal in trouble. ♪

♪ There's an animal in twouble. ♪

♪ There's an animal in trouble somewhere. ♪

[Grunts]

♪ It's the itsy bitsy spider.

The whatsy whatsy whato?

♪ The itsy bitsy spider from the nursery rhyme. ♪

Look.

♪ The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout ♪

♪ Down came the rain and washed the spider out ♪

♪ Out came the sun and dried up all the rain ♪

♪ And the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the spout again. ♪

So what's the pwoblem?

She can't get to the top.

The rain keeps washing her down.

♪ A baby spider on a water spout. ♪

♪ This is se-wious.

♪ We have to help her. ♪

[Linny] ♪ let's help the spider.

[Ming-ming and tuck] ♪ let's help the spider.

[All] ♪ let's help the spider.

Whee!

It's a spider.

With wonder pets inside her.

[All giggling]

♪ Linny.

♪ Tuck.

♪ And ming-ming too.

[All] ♪ we're wonder pets, and we'll help you. ♪

It's raining, wonder pets.

So let's put this umbrella on the flyboat.

Why?

♪ When the rain comes down from the sky, ♪

♪ An umbrella keeps you dry. ♪

What will they think of next?

♪ What's gonna work?

[Both] ♪ teamwork.

♪ What's gonna work?

[All] teamwork.

Thanks, doll.

[All] ooh.

[ming-ming] wowza.

Hop in the dryboat, wonder pets.

♪ We're gonna ride her to the spider. ♪

But where is the itsy bitsy spider, linny?

Well, she looked like she was in a painting.

[Tuck] like that one?

[linny] that's the one.

[all] ooh.

We are coming to help you, itsy bitsy spider,

Wain or shine.

[All cheering]

♪ Wonder pets! Wonder pets! ♪

♪ We're on our way

♪ To help a baby spider and save the day. ♪

♪ We're not too big.

♪ And we're not too tough.

[All] ♪ but when we work together,

♪ We've got the right stuff. ♪

Gooooo, wonder pets!

Yay!

[Ming-ming] we're in the painting, wonder pets.

[Tuck] ♪ and it's a beautiful day.

With a chance of showers.

A very good chance.

There's the water pump.

Let's land, team.

[All] whee!

[Cheering]

[Ming-ming] hi, itsy bitsy spider.

Oh, hi, wonder pets.

Call me itsy.

Are you okay, itsy?

Sure.

I get washed out all the time.

♪ But out comes the sun,

♪ As usual.

The weather sure does change fast around here.

Well, time to climb the water spout.

Itsy, we can help you get to the top.

Yeah, we can fly you up in our dryboat.

Nah.

♪ I got to do it on my own, ♪

♪ Climb this water pump alone

♪ Like a grown-up spider.

♪ I'm gonna get it righter.

♪ Just me, itsy.

[linny] we understand.

If only I could climb up on one of my strings.

I know.

♪ I'll fly up high and tie a little knot. ♪

♪ Here, take this.

♪ Give climbing a sh*t.

Cool.

Look out, spout

[linny] ♪ the itsy bitsy spider

[tuck] ♪ climbing up a string

[ming-ming] ♪ with her friend the ducky ♪

♪ There to lend a wing. ♪

You guys are good.

♪ Here comes the rain ♪

♪ What a pain.

It was a good try, ming-ming.

Yeah.

Good try.

Sorry, spider.

That's okay.

I bounced off this little web.

Hey, I know.

♪ Instead of climbing, do a little jump ♪

♪ And bounce up on the pump. ♪

Great idea, tuck.

♪ The itsy bitsy spider ♪

♪ Twied a little hop ♪

[Tuck] ♪ itsy, you can do it. ♪

♪ You're almost at the top. ♪

[Itsy] come on, itsy.

♪ Uh-oh, the rains are coming. ♪

♪ That does it.

♪ I'm done falling down on my bum. ♪

Don't feel bad,itsy.

Look.

♪ out came the sun and dried up all the rain. ♪

♪ And the itsy bitsy spider

♪ Never tried again.

Bye.

[All gasp]

Itsy's giving up.

♪ This is se-wious

♪ And wet.

I'm sitting under the umbrella.

[Together] that's it!

[Ming-ming]huh?

You lost me.

♪ Are you thinking what I'm thinking? ♪

♪ I think so.

W-what are you thinking?

♪ Itsy always gets washed down by the rain. ♪

♪ But she'd stay dry if we made her an umbrella. ♪

Just like we put the umbrella

On the flyboat in the classroom.

Itsy, wait.

♪ If it's about the spout, I'm still out. ♪

But we can make you an umbrella, itsy.

♪ What's an umbrella, fella? ♪

♪ When the rain comes down from the sky ♪

[All] ♪ an umbrella keeps you dry

Hey, that's great.

Where can I get one of these doodads?

We'll make you one.

♪ Linny.

♪ Tuck.

♪ And ming-ming too.

[All] ♪ we're wonder pets, and we'll help you. ♪

♪ What's gonna work?

[All] ♪ teamwork.

♪ What's gonna work?

[All] teamwork.

[wonder pets] ooh.

Now, that's web design.

Are you ready to try again?

Ready?

♪ I was stumped, but now I'm pumped. ♪

[All laugh]

♪ The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout ♪

[All] ♪ down came the rain, but she had it figured out ♪

♪ I'll use my umbrella

♪ So I don't get wet

[Tuck] ♪ and the itsy bitsy spider

[Linny] ♪ the itsy bitsy spider

[ming-ming] ♪ got to the top.

♪ No sweat.



My little itsy, look at you, up on the water pump.

Mom!

This is an umbrella.

The wonder pets helped me make it.

Ooh, very high-tech.

Thank you, wonder pets.

You're welcome, mama spider.

This calls for some celery.

Comes with a fwee dwink.

[All giggle]

Well, wonder pets,

It looks like our work here is done.

To the dryboat?

To the dryboat.

Bye, now.

Thank you.

[tuck] bye.

[linny] take care.

Keep on climbing.

[All] ♪ wonder pets, wonder pets, we found a way ♪

♪ To help a baby spider and save the day ♪

♪ We're not too big.

♪ And we're not too tough.

[All] ♪ but when we work together, ♪

♪ We've got the right stuff.

Gooooo, wonder pets!

Yay!

[All cheering]

Splash!

[Munching]

[Kid] little airplane.

[Giggling]
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