last time on total drama world tour
grease hey it was ruined before we got
there
here we learned that alejandro may not
be perfect
unless perfection means being super
clutzy
and tyler spilled the beans about duncan
and gwen's kiss
thoughts
i had no idea cody had such a k*ller
right hook
in the end the amazons won but no one
went home
so everyone could marinate in awkward
soup for at least one more challenge
who's gonna get knocked out of orbit
this week get ready to believe
right here on total drama world
dad i'm
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you doing me what i wanted to be and now
i think the answer is
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cause i wanna be famous
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oh
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gwen and duncan duh
but boyfriend stealing's wrong
she's gone
what a beautiful day it is mmm
what is that delicious smell oh i know
it's tension and it has nothing to do
with me
i have never felt so safe thanks gwen
gwen is going down i can't believe i
ever trusted that
son-fearing emo-loving liar
well at least i broke up with duncan on
my terms
it was totally empowering
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at least i still have my pride
i'm serious the guy's a jerk with a
capital g
i'd never cheat on my lindsay the way he
hurt courtney
he deserved two kicks to the permission
to speak freely
you know athlete to athlete what
happened to your medal
huh oh well i ate the chocolate so good
then we filled it with peanuts ate those
refilled it with foam packing peanuts
ate those puked up a painful white cloud
and
didn't reveal it a jock talk aside
the way i see it duncan is a double gold
medalist
in the total drama babe olympics there's
a babe olympics
well duncan is the only guy in td
history to score
two hotties courtney and gwen
punk's got mojo problem
duncan is a strong player solution
courtney is volatile she'll throw the
amazons off their game
and dunkin off his game too all she
needs is a little push
huh plane could use a tune-up
attention potential crash victim please
remain
some calm snacks in the common area if
you don't believe me
and want a last meal
you call these snacks we're all gonna
die
looking especially pasty this morning
that means so much coming from a cyclops
ah unbelievable forgive me i'm simply
offended on your behalf
perhaps a little payback is in order how
would duncan like it if you
flirted with someone oh man
duncan will lose it it's basic breakup
math
the more mad duncan gets the more
jealous he looks
the credier gwen feels the more
vindicated i
am it's perfect must
leave beautiful corpse
tyler is super cute
wow you're so fit and strong
tyler
the dark is my witness that was not me
three two one and you're back
we landed already ah i'm so over my
flying thing
looks like i owe you five bucks my uncle
julio is a hypnotist
manipulating runs in the family and that
wasn't the
only post-hypnotic suggestion i gave
owen
everyone welcome to the coolest
extraterrestrialist
place in the world area 52
52 area 51 is where all the cool alien
stuff is
the show's so broke we have to fake an
area now
nope this really is area 52 and that's
area
51 right there we're just inside the
border well
all of us except duncan
thanks for the laser show colonel
it's good to have friends in area 51
places
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flirting with tyler i knew she hated me
but i had no idea she hated me that much
wow listen up space cases
the 5-1 is the most tightly protected
m*llitary base
in the world which is why tonight's
challenge is gonna be
so much fun for me
part one break into area 51 without
getting
sh*t gasped plasma raid or otherwise
k*lled
the place is guarded by elite black ops
soldiers so
if anyone does get all exploded their
untimely but hilarious demise will be
blamed on a
freak weather balloon accident
part two each team must find a genuine
functioning
alien artifact inside area 51's
infamous black box warehouse the place
is
full of broken alien junk you need to
find something alien that
still works but be careful
the warehouse is loaded with booby traps
part
three the winning team must bring their
working artifact back to area 52
intact last team back faces elimination
and do not get caught over there rumor
has it trespassers get a memory wipe
and are transferred to an alien colony
where they either become
slaves or food you have till dawn
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go okay
we should split up and scout for points
of entry owens with me
so courtney huh she can't stop flirting
with you
flirting with me whoa
but no i couldn't do that to my lindsay
guys
you gotta see this
wow
i think it's safe to cross
i'll be on the plane hey listen up i
have a plan
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ooh some kind of security vegetable
patch
cody get your clammy hands off of my leg
i'm not touching your leg
since when do lizards fly everyone
freeze
we are on a minefield
way to lead new heather
new heather remember throw the rock and
run in the opposite direction
now
now
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oh and go
where's owen
how'd you get over there
owen wait you don't have to count
nicely done tyler ah
what are we gonna do why don't you make
out with the minefields
boyfriend we're wasting time someone do
something
uh anything but that okay i'll give you
a choice
what would you rather do sing a song or
tap dance in a minefield
whoa okay i'm out
boyfriend kisser i thought she was my
friend but now
it's time to diss her sure we had some
fun times but i'm not gonna miss her now
my friend kisser
you're gonna get what's coming to you if
it's the last thing
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that's right that's right
that's right let's go a little back we
captured duncan in a sack and had a
laugh att*ck when you stretched me on
the right
all those times you made me smile you
wanted my man
all the while duh it was so obvious
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and you sacrificed your candy to do it
thank the dwarf while you run
wicked we b*at chris is really really
really really hot here
think again pasty
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will our amateur alien hunters make it
out of the mysterious black box with
their butts intact
and where's owen
find out when we return on total drama
world tour
they stole owen and brought him in here
somewhere oh
no poor tyler want to go somewhere
quiet and talk about it
welcome to the black box warehouse
finding a functioning alien artifact in
here
is gonna be a bit like finding a needle
in a haystack
a haystack with a black ops security
system
which i set off when i hacked into this
pa
my bad
great more broken jump
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can't these boxes have labels
initializing elimination procedure
hmm she is a pain but i need her vote to
get rid of gwen
what are you waiting for i am covered in
space not
at least the stupid thing is intact oh
no better keep looking are you
trying to lose what if
you're not gonna fatten me up to feed
your race of probe happy aliens
are you initiating g
seven eight five one protocol barge
oh no the memory wiper thingy
if i only remember one thing please
let it be nachos with extra jalapenos
it's gotta be owen owen we're here to
save you buddy
never leave oh man behind
tyler there's no time we need to find an
artifact
it's not like one's just gonna fall out
of the sky
huh i stand corrected now let's hope it
works
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aliens don't probe me brow
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you do go first okay the kiss
was awesome even though now everyone on
my team thinks i'm the new heather
even heather but i can see that
courtney's ridiculous flirting is
getting to you
so if you've changed your mind about our
sick
was that just to shut me up not entirely
why don't we just
let things happen no pressure no
planning
no pukems okay see that there is why i
like you
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try not to get eliminated same to you
oh my gosh oh my gosh
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what's this a double date tell you what
you agree not to
vote me off this week then i save your
butt
deal okay first big mouth
oh gross ever heard of overkill guy
oh what
oh no the aliens stole my memory and
styled my hair
and did your makeup
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oh thanks again colonel i can see why
that mullet is
top secret i really don't think they
stole your
memory owen no but they did tyler i
can't even remember your name
a little help here please or duncan's
name
or owl's name or chris or the total
drama plane or
mom's cheese cellar back home are any of
us
no wait never mind i think i'm good uh
oh how you doing now al how
loud three two one and
revenge
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take me out to the ball game
take me out with the crowd
buy me some peanuts
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the running man alejandro is all right
hurry it's getting angrier
one intact alien artifact first class
here we come
take me three two one and we're back
did we won
great now we got to carry him out i'll
stick with the alien
let's go alejandro
is that you well well
what have we here tell me you two found
something i found a
penny so we have nothing that's greatly
bad for us guys one working alien
artifact
totally intact
save it for first class let's go smells
like
burnt candy come on guys we didn't get
this far in the competition because
we're
wimps it's because we stay one step
ahead of them
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[Applause]
why is the purple meatball playing the
piano
former alien life form impressive
too bad it's not still intact what
oh the guys b*at us
thanks
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and the amazons win again
i want gwen gone too but strategy is key
right now we've got to focus on picking
off the guys
hello are you even listening to me got
these going down
got these going
you have been replaced attention all
players
and brooding goth check it's time to
throw a guy
out of the plane team chris is really
really really really hot
not a lot of teamwork going on tonight
owen
wasting time on a new hairdo not cool
duncan making deals before you'll help
your teammates
that's low tyler is stoked that duncan
is outie
no tyler you're outie what what
you're cutting tyler instead of duncan
oh what's wrong with you
is there gonna be a revolt
that's it no more mrs nice guy
people are gonna pay two people
specifically you hear me
i will have my revenge
will courtney get her revenge
find out next time right here for total
drama
one come tour
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Canadian animated comedy of teenagers who compete in a reality show in parody of reality shows.
Canadian animated comedy of teenagers who compete in a reality show in parody of reality shows.