germany here our competitors encountered
the glorious alps
as fun to go up as they are to come down
they also learned why germany is
world-renowned for the care they put
into their sausages
from this day on however germany will
only be known for
one thing it's traditional dance
specifically the slap heard around the
world
there's an even dozen left but not for
long
on total drama world dad i'm doing
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famous
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famous
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engine failure will you pipe down
already
crash position
wow what a terrible dream ow what
happened
nothing a little ice and revenge won't
fix cool
wait did you say revenge of course not
off topic do you have any serious
allergies
uh let's see now sometimes i get the
feeling al might
slightly not totally like me punching
him in the face
probably didn't help unless he likes
that kind of thing
huh fingers crossed
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stupid economy class being back here has
some perks
next time we get on this plane we'd
better be back in first class yeah
cool let's be a team a team that gets
along
all of us with everyone forgiving
anything that might have ever happened
by accident
or whatever yeah i feel bad about voting
lively shauna
all she did was hurt heather i'm hurting
innocent animals
how long can the curse last anyway cheer
up dj
if tyler can come back anything can
happen
maybe we'll become the best team ever
here's the best team
ever is exactly what i'll say when i get
into the first-class compartment
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uh what you doing i'm on the internet
you can check your email when i'm done
writing my blog if you want
uh yeah that'd be
no no no i'm good actually
yeah no
looking good brace for landing
we've arrived at our next destination
the
amazon but the runway's a little
short team amazon in the amazon
that's got to be a lucky sign
whenever a team predicts good luck they
always lose but i didn't no i just meant
i
gosh i hope none of the amazon said this
might be lucky for them
that'd be disastrous welcome to peru
birthplace of the mighty amazon river
this challenge is called
the m ah zone race teams must hike along
an ancient inca trail
through the peruvian jungle all the way
to machu picchu
hidden somewhere among the ruins of
machu picchu a
golden treasure awaits discovery find
the treasure to win first class passage
to our next destination
last team to arrive at machu picchu will
have to send someone out the elimination
door
and be warned the jungle contains many
vicious insects
yes cody the legal department may be
well aware of your deathly allergies and
insisted
we supply an epipen wouldn't make sense
to give it to the person who has the
allergies
what if you need an injection when
you're unconscious
who can we get to carry this oh
chris
i'll take it no
i'm the only one who knows what sends
cody into anaphylactic shock
black hands brown ants red ants but geo
beads wolf spiders katie did crickets
the clear wings a furious peretta
butterfly and goat saliva
goat saliva must make dating a little
tough hey cody
here you are
also in the jungle are the zing zings a
native tribe who have
never encountered modern man and they're
not about to
so if you spot a zing zing do not
make contact they
will you stop that
how far is it to monkey pitching machu
picchu
is a hop skip and a jump from here plus
18 hours
the jungle is too dangerous to travel at
night so
teams will have to break at dusk and
camp along the trail until sunrise
and i assume there are no tents correct
amundo
now because the playing area is so vast
and dangerous
each team will have a walkie-talkie in
case of emergency
teams i wish you good luck or at the
very least
a lack of death eenie meenie miney
left
what you think left yeah left left is
definitely good
maybe we should go right no left even if
it's wrong
at least everyone will be wrong yeah
safety in numbers
just thinking of you ladies
when cody agreed with me in front of
everyone i swear
i heard wedding bells let gwen decide
she's the one who's feeling lucky i said
i was sorry
if you're right you're a hero if you're
wrong we know who to eliminate
your parents must love this show gets
you out of the house
welcome tiny victory i'd say team but
you're
more of a duo but hey first is first
so you get to cross this water hazard
using the t-bar
everyone else will have to take the line
hand over hand
sweet
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hey thanks for taking my epipen you know
how to use it right
not a clue i get bit you jammed the
needle into my naked butt cheek
yeah good luck with that
bug up
i'm the only one who will always be
there for you cody
always i'm
doomed where's the hanging on
thingy part hanging on thingy you know
the
riding stick the grabby whatchamacallit
uh the zipper buckle handle getting
colder
we need no t-bar we our team chris is
really really really really hot
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whatever you say out
oh yes there may or may not be piranhas
in this water
sings
we can't make contact stay still
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well well lucky us
chris we need help chris
chris no batteries
eat that ghost eat it this should be
interesting
he's got good vertical for a guy leaping
out of water
all right who's next izzy has a plan
come on the batteries in my flashlight
should fit into the walkie-talkie
but i can't reach my back right pocket i
can do it
i can reach quit it gwen you're closest
you are not allowed to enjoy this
k*ller casanova kissing mints hair gel
saw body spray x-ray glasses what color
are cody's undies
who wears undies in the amazon uh can i
borrow those glasses
everyone that's who wears undies in the
amazon everyone
men touched my butt i had pants on but
it was pretty much my butt
when i win the money i'm going to get my
arms extended
next time i will reach cody's pocket
i think i got it ow you'll be okay
i swear it's just like a big sh*t of
adrenaline how big
oh back left my bad
dusk we can make cap here
we rest in water oh
nachos if you k*ll her right now eh sure
all we're missing is chips beef tomatoes
cheese
salsa slow down guys i'm making a list
chris tell me you have food cause we're
starving
victory twins you're still in first
and this is your reward
whoa all the bananas you can eat
wow she sounds like she's really in
trouble i should pick this up
after the break
fish walkie-talkies are for emergencies
only the zingy's pop of the tree ties up
with my hands and cody's pants
this struggle is big way to go cody
thank you help us
when epipen
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help us now we're in first place
hi tyler okay team amazon
remain calm and
you must be joking do we have to sing
back up nope
this one is all amazon but
let's make it end with a little solo
from heather
and kid
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we should have just gone left we
wouldn't be in this match
i said so too but then gwen
now if he gets bitten my obituaries
get us out of this place ain't having
the luck that i anticipated
probably means i'm limited yeah i'm out
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is
i think they think you're a god of some
kind
which means the rest of us are
expendable
dj what are you doing i'm covered in
bugs
wow the bugs look exactly like teeny
tiny adorable monkeys
what oh no
they must have been attracted to the
bananas
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is that coming from the fire fires
rarely growl
i'll build it maybe spanish fires growl
what is that
that's right back off
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the gold tooth crazy or what i mean it's
crazy right i mean you can't just be
meeting it's crazy it's crazy
crazy even as a child i knew that
someday a large group of people would
worship me
i knew
i think they're gonna be okay let's get
moving
day break no time for head counts we've
got to get to machu picchu and find that
treasure
hurry
the victorious twosome somehow
you two are still in first place find
the treasure before anyone else
and you'll leave peru in first class
yes yes yes what happened to him
same old story att*cked by miniature
monkeys i deserved
it i always deserve it but this time the
animals hurt you and we're still in
first place
maybe for once the person going home
won't be from our team
split up we'll cover more ground
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you can't start searching until the
whole team is here
owen you never said that
you're making up the rules as we go and
this surprises you because
fine allow me to search for our beloved
teammate
and epinephrine wears off it knocks you
out good
her snoring is making me crazy i think
you mean
crazy er heather make them untie us
what if i ask and it makes them angry
angry enough to sacrifice one of you
you don't want that she's got a point
owen
wow what happened to you you saw you
watched the caterpillars drag me away
i don't know what you mean the others
were asleep but you
you had your eye open i saw you
obviously
you're wrong the others went ahead
without you
i refused to move on until i found you
so
you're my only real friend it would seem
so
owen wow i've never been so scared of a
friend before
hey thanks that's what friends are for
tick tock tick tock
let's find that treasure
i found it this is weird
hey guys what you doing we got it
the olden treasure great except we're
looking for
golden treasure i found it
like that finally victory for
team victory
did he say golden
no it's okay if you want to get on their
good side you should
kneel before me i'm a bit of a god to
the zing zings
those aren't zing zangs they look like
local peruvian teenagers
but the outfits the spears your
actors in this year's shakespeare in the
jungle production of macbeth oh we play
the borders
i let bit actors put a gold tooth in my
mouth
ew yes you aren't a god after all and
you lost the talent
y'all got a boat someone hold on oh no
i just got bit by a red ant
oh we don't have another epipen i'll try
to suck the poison out yeah
if only there were someone we could
blame for all this
morning gwen oh did we win
more freshly baked cookies don't mind if
i do
would it be okay with you if i ask tyler
to come join us up here
sure tyler tyler
well you did lead us to disaster
but uh i'll join you guys and vote for
heather too on one condition
you have to stop being so nice to cody
if it means heather is finally gone
you've got a deal
oh great it's pirate pablo
ah heather cheer up your departure will
make the game a whole lot
easier for me i know you messed with
lashana and bridget too probably
you are just lucky you didn't try
anything on me ah
but with the temptation of a kiss even
you
can resist me forever i
would have crushed you all right amazons
are you ready to find out who you chose
to eliminate
what you think cody you give that a big
fat
thumbs up let's take a look at who you
all voted for
just for fun i vote
for heather and chris there's ten
dollars in it if you forget to give her
a parachute
goodbye heather
wow feels too good to be true i
vote when i vote for heather
i used to say that in my bathroom mirror
all the time
and now here i am doing it this is so
awesome
i vote for sierra she's like the stalker
girlfriend i always thought i wanted
until i got one there all done
he voted for
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president of his fan club after
all i've done for him foot rubs
secret hair collection i mean it's
just so cody
let's just get this over with i guess
this would be a good time to watch
heather fall out of the plane
you know if this had actually been an
elimination round
but it's not surprise
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now they fear me and so they should i
will make them all
pay for what they tried to do to me and
then i'll crush alejandro for dessert
heather's mad
tune in for the fallout next time
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so
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wow
03x08 - The Am-AH-Zon Race
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Canadian animated comedy of teenagers who compete in a reality show in parody of reality shows.
Canadian animated comedy of teenagers who compete in a reality show in parody of reality shows.