12x29 & 12x30 - Viva Las Vegas: Part 1 & 2

[bunniefuu]

Fiona:
ladies and gentlemen,

We are gathered here today
to join in holy matrimony,

Drew torres
and bianca desousa.

(Snorted laughter)

Promise me you goofs
won't have a giggle fit

At your real wedding.

(Laughing)

Bianca:
we're good.

Fiona:
okay, then can we get along
with this rehearsal, please?

If anyone here should object
to this union,

Let them speak now
or forever hold their peace.

Imogen:
mega potato! Mega potato!

Adam:
got it! Hi-yah!

Drew:
okay, no objections
seeing as my mom's not here.

And won't be in vegas,
either.

Fiona:
right. And next up,
your vows -

You're writing your own?

Written!

Um... Working on it.

Fiona:
and then you exchange
the rings

And kiss the bride!

Now that I can handle!

Mama mia!

Fiona:
okay! Good! Stop!

Now, let's all get ready
for las vegas!

You ready?

Yup. I just gotta go home
and get my suit.

(Sighs heavily)

What is it?

Well, we won seven
plane tickets to vegas.

We only filled
five seats.

If we tell your folks
about the wedding,

They're gonna try
to stop it, drew.

Yeah, you're right.
Stupid idea.

It's you and me
against the world, okay?

Yeah, you're right,

And in two days,
we'll be hitched.

Nothing can stop us!

♪ The night sky
is changing overhead ♪

♪ It's not just all physical ♪

♪ I'm the type ♪

♪ Who will get oh so critical ♪

♪ So let's make things
physical ♪

Katie:
can you believe
that in five hours

We're gonna be swimming
in the ocean?!

You think you'll be
packed by then?

What, you'd rather
I bring no clothes

To puerto vallarta?

(Laughing)

Maya:
ew! Gross.

Can't you guys just wait
till you "get a room"?

Awwww! You guys want
the house to yourselves

So you can hold hands?

Cam:
I'm actually on the way
to the train station,

Back to kapuskasing.

Boyfriend gone, sister gone,
band scattered,

And no other friends
to speak of...

We'll be back
before you know it.

Oh... Since you're being,
you know, nice for once,

This came for you
in the mail.

You didn't apply,
did you?

Apply where?

Katie:
uh...

Well, you know,
when I lost soccer,

And rehab,

I don't know,
I took a risk.

There's no way i...

I got in.

Oh my god!
I got in!!

(Squealing excitedly)

Where?
Why are we jumping?

Maya:
stanford!

Where I always wanted
to for soccer!

It's...
It's my dream school!

So you're off to be
some smarty-pants

In california
next year!

And we can celebrate
all week in mexico,

After I tell my parents
the good news!

Yeah!

Just think.

Before you know it,
you'll be mr. Bianca desousa.

You're hilarious.

No, hilarious would be
mom finding out.

Well, she can't.
She'd stop the wedding.

She thinks b's
trailer trash.

I think that's a bit
of an exaggeration.

Uh, do we have everything

To make it look like
we're going camping?

Adam:
uh, tents, sleeping bags,
tarps...

Crap!
I forgot the ipad.

Adam!
Hurry up, man!

She'll be home
any second!

I know. I need to skype
becky with it!

'Kay. Got it!
Let's go.

Audra:
adam, you still here?

Sorry.

Adam?

Oh! Drew!

Long time, no see.

Mom.

Actually, I'm glad
you guys are here.

I got you
a little something.

A camp stove.

Thanks,
but I can start a fire.

Well, what if it rains?

Well,
then I'll figure it out.

Trust me.

Trust you?

Well, this year,
you've dropped out of school,

Got engaged...

Who knows what crazy thing
you'll do next?

(Awkward silence)

Mrs. Matlin:
stanford!

We are so proud of you,
honey.

So proud.

But...?

No matter how we run
the numbers,

Even with financial aid,

A university like this
is gonna cost $ , a year.

Eighty for four.

Okay, well,
what if I got a job?

I could flip burgers
or...

A crapload of burgers.

Mrs. Matlin:
with our mortgage
and my medical bills...

I know.
It was a pipe-dream anyway.

I'm so sorry,
sweetie-pie.

There's no way
we can afford this.

It's okay, mom.
I'll just go to mexico

And forget I even applied.

You have a good time
on your trip, okay?

Thanks.
See you.

Look after her,
jake!

I will.

Hey. Hey...

She said they saved like what,
five thousand dollars

For you to stay home
and go to t.u.?

I mean, university's
university, right?

Yeah. You know,
let's just drop it.

I don't want these
stupid money problems

To ruin our spring break.

Yeah. Okay.

Drew's twenty minutes late!

What if he ran into audra

And she's talking him
out of it?

I'm pinning you.
Stay calm.

Oh my goodness.

What?
What happened?

You make such
a beautiful bride!

Thank you,

But I won't be calm
until we're on that plane,

Away from all the audras
and katies,

And all of the haters

Who've ever tried
to come between us.

Relax.

I told everyone the flight was
minutes earlier than it is.

We'll make it,
with time to spare.

I am so glad we made you
our wedding planner.

You're like a
"boring details" genius.

(Laughing)

(Plane engines roar)

Katie:
no, no, no!

How can our flight be
canceled?

(Groans)

Mo:
hurricane stephanie
hit the gulf.

No flights in
or out of mexico.

Well, now what,
a stay-cation?

Does anybody of have
inline skates?

Katie:
no, no. We're definitely
going somewhere, okay?

We just have to switch
our flights and hotels.

Then we just have to pick
somewhere to go.

Marisol:
so... Paris?

That's a few more pesos
than puerta vallarta.

Vancouver?

We can see those trees

That are big enough
to drive cars through!

And spend spring break
in the rain?

Katie:
okay, point marisol.

Uh...

What about vegas?

Jake:
really? We're underage,
we can't do much there.

Katie:
no, no, no.

There's like paintballing
and roller coasters.

It's practically like
a giant amusement park there.

Plus there's pools,
and spas, and shopping.

Mmm...

Katie:
plus I might be able to win
my tuition at blackjack.

Say what?

Katie:
okay, guys,

Remember when I like ruled
the blackjack table

At degrassi's vegas night?

Yeah, you had crazy luck
that night.

Katie:
no, but it wasn't crazy luck.

My grandfather lived
in reno

And he won a small fortune
counting cards,

And he taught me.

Isn't that illegal?

Technically no,

And plus I have like five hours
on the plane to practice.

Come on, guys,

I got into the school
of my dreams

And I can't afford it.

Okay, I know...
I know it sounds crazy,

But I at least have to try,
right?

Please, please,
please, please!

Yay!

♪♪

Adam:
"you are the light of my life."

Isn't that a bit cliche?

So I read bianca's vows.

She's basically
like shakespeare,

Except she's female,

And she's less dead.

Adam:
remember that one year

That uncle tony had
his groomsmen sing his vows -

Four-part harmony?

Oh! That's so romantic.
Maybe you could do that.

Yeah, except I have
one groomsman,

And, well,
he can't hold a note.

Fiona and imogen:
(laughing) oh!

Adam:
hey, watch it!

Talk like that
and you won't have any.

Drew:
(sighs) all right, guys,

Can we just stop talking
so I can work on my vows?

Adam:
sorry. I guess I'm just used
to big torres weddings

Up at the cottage,

The cousins running around...

Yeah, well, um...

This is gonna be a different
type of wedding, adam.

But it'll be great
as long as bianca's happy.

Marisol and mo:
(bickering loudly)

Marisol:
I'm not trading my hat with you
for this seat!

Mo:
oh, come on, take it off!
It's not a big deal.

Oh dear god, no!

Imogen:
what a crazy coincidence!

Okay,
if marisol's here,

That means katie
cannot be far behind.

Bianca cannot see her.

Announcement:
ladies and gentlemen,
welcome aboard your flight

From toronto to las vegas.

Please ensure your luggage
is securely stowed...

How are you
on this plane?!

Please, please tell me
katie is not here.

Wait...
Wait, where is she now?

The washroom.

Oh god... Oh no.

(Laughs)
no. Freaking. Way!

Drew:
oh... No.

Oh, katie, what are the odds
you're on the same flight

We're taking to our wedding?

Your wedding?

Wait, you're serious?!

Drew:
(babbling) I mean, you know,
this doesn't have to be weird.

Yeah, sure...

Three months ago,
we dated,

But a few months ago
jake was with clare,

And now they're kinda related
so you and...

You and jake kinda,
you know, you guys date.

Okay, what I'm trying
to say here,

You know, is that we're
all friends, right?

And we're all going
to vegas.

This should be awesome.

You...

You guys should come
to the wedding!

Seriously?!

Drew:
j-jake - jake and mo -

You guys should come
to my bachelor party tonight.

Mo: oh, fun!
Drew: yeah!

And uh, katie,

Maybe you and marisol could go
to bianca's bachelorette party.

No? No? Or not.
Oh...

I mean,
we should all just... Chill.

Yup.

(Horrified sigh)
oh god...

(Clears throat)

Are you sure
you don't want the uh...

The window seat
or a blanket or something?

Why would you do that?

I was trying to make things
less weird.

By inviting your ex
to our wedding?

Adam...

Adam said stuff about
a big torres wedding.

I thought a few more people
wouldn't hurt.

Bianca:
okay, so...

You want a big wedding,

Or you didn't want it
to be weird?

I don't know, okay?
I panicked.

I did it for you.

You know what
you can do for me?

Leave me alone
for the next five hours

So I can get my beauty rest.

Oh! And don't go inviting
any of your exes

To come spoon me, okay?

(Whispers)
thank you!

This is gonna be
a bumpy ride.

(Engine roars
as plane takes off)

♪ Turn it up ♪

♪ Let it play ♪
(play!)

♪ I wanna hear that sound
'til my window breaks, yeah ♪

♪ Turn it up ♪
(turn it up!)

♪ Let it play ♪

(Roller coaster whooshes,
riders scream)

♪ ...sound 'til my window break
yeah ♪

♪ Let me hear you say,
"turn it up!" ♪

♪ Turn it up! ♪

Adam:
there were slot machines
in the airport!

I've seen seven hummer limos
since we got here,

And showgirls just walk around
like it's nothing!

Let's get this bachelor party
started!

Uh... I think
I need a second.

Right. While you do that,
I'm gonna skype becky,

Let her know
we got here safely.

Sounds like a plan.

You can't stay mad forever.

Sounds like a challenge.

Look, come on,
I know I messed up,

But at least we'll have

A few more people
at our wedding.

What happened to
"you and me against the world,

You're all I need"?

Okay, but isn't it
a little bit weird

We're having
such a small wedding?

So mo, jake, marisol,
and freaking katie

Are your ideal guests?

Drew:
no. No!
But at least they'll come.

Come on, they wanna support us.
That's something, isn't it?

Hi.

Madonna drag queen:
♪ la-da-da...
Only fools rush in ♪

Curly-haired drag queen:
♪ 'cause I can't help
la-da-da-da da-da ♪

They are singing
our song.

That means you have
to forgive me.

Fine. I forgive you.

As long as you and I are
at the altar,

I guess it doesn't really matter
who else is there.

Madonna drag queen:
a wedding? Can we come too?

Sure! Why not?

Curly-haired drag queen:
oh goody! I love me a wedding.

Drew:
so you're not mad anymore?

No.

Good.

Drag queen: ♪ and I can't help ♪
drew: thanks.

Why don't we take
our honeymoon suite

For a little test-drive?

Adam's waiting to take you
to your bachelor party.

Fiona:
and we're waiting
to take bianca

To her bachelorette party!

Oh! And phone,
please!

You and your fiance
are incommunicado

Until the wedding tomorrow.

Thank you.

You'll take the bags
up to the room?

Yes, ma'am.

Have fun tonight,
but not too much fun!

Bianca: I love you.
Drew: I love you, too!

Fiona: bye, boys!

See ya!

Katie:
minus one, plus one,

Plus one...

Plus seven?

Nailed it.

Yes!

Mo:
jackpot!

Tiny soaps, body scrubs...
It's gonna be sick.

Marisol:
oh, the smallest things
amuse you.

Mo:
whatever, lady.

No one likes
my silky smooth skin

More than you.

Hey, are you wearing anything
under that?

Bam!

(Laughing)

Like I'm gonna let you
see the show for free!

Let's go get those
buffet bracelets

Before we head out!

Hey. The only real way
to b*at the house:

Pay twenty-five bucks
for a meal,

Eat fifty bucks of food.

Jake, I can do this, okay?
I know it.

Okay. Just bet cautiously,
okay?

'Kay.

Bye.

Marisol:
so... Tell me again how you plan
on winning twenty grand

Off of two hundred dollars
in travelers cheques?

Uh, I'm gonna use
my savings.

Your university money?

Well, what if you lose?

I mean, counting cards?
You're no sheldon cooper!

No. It's easy.

You just keep a single number
in your head

And then you subtract one
for every face card

Or ten you see,

And then add one
for every non-face card,

And then bet big
when that number's high.

Because you're more likely
to get a ten or a face card?

Exactly! See?
Even you get it!

Okay,
but what about this?

You have to be twenty-one
to gamble!

Not if you have
a fake id.

Where did you get that?

Um, when bianca and I went
to the club.

Oh, you mean before you two
were arch-enemies?

Yeah.

Are you ready to look older,
or what?

Marisol:
mmm...

♪ We still need
each other now ♪

♪ So help me out ♪

♪ If you wanted out,
just let it go ♪

♪ Once you buy out
you may not ever know ♪

♪ If you wanted out today
just let it go ♪

♪ If you wanted out today
just let it go ♪

♪ Once you buy out,
you may not ever know ♪

Pit boss:
not so fast.

Id.

Uh, yeah.
(Clears throat nervously)

Maria alvarez.
You're a gemini?

Uh, taurus.
May th is on the cusp.

Hmm.
What's your, uh, -

What do they call it
in winnipeg? -

Postal code?

Darrin:
uh, easy, hector.
They're with me. Thanks.

Pit boss:
oh. Sure thing, mr. Howe.

Darrin:
uh, you mind if I join you,
maria?

Katie:
uh, not at all.

As long as you don't mind
watching me win.

I don't mind watching you
at all.

(Burlesque music plays)

Adam, mo and jake:
do it! Do it! Do it!
Do it! Do it!

Agh!

Oh!

Jake:
feel the burn.
There you go.

Drew:
(hoarse voice)
I don't wanna do that again.

Are you guys gonna roast me
or something?

Mo:
um... Sure. Yeah.

Getting married at eighteen?
Ha!

That's like finally getting
to the buffet of life

And being like,
"no, it's cool, man,

I'll just have this one piece
of toast.

Forever."

(Jake and adam chuckle
awkwardly)

Drew:
new game.

Uh...
Favourite memory of me.

(Laughing)
how about that time

You brought dog biscuits
to school for lunch-

Okay, I was eight!

And we promised
that would never go public.

Mmm...

Drew:
um... Mo.

Remember that time
you drank the hot sauce?

That was hilarious!

That was right now.

A couple seconds ago,
yeah.

Yeah.

Jake? Anything, buddy,
come on.

Jake:
okay, um...

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

That "I did it" video,
which was...

You know, which was actually
about you

S-sleeping with my girlfriend...

We, we don't...

Guys, come on.

You're supposed to
make this special!

Announcer:
at this time,
I'd like to call to the stage

Tonight's bachelors,

Mr. Drew torres
and mr. Steve patel!

(Guys cheer)

(Guys laugh and cheer)

They're all with you?

Steve patel:
leave no man behind!

(Cheering and whistling)

♪♪

It's not that easy,
is it?

Excuse me?

Uh, your lips are moving.

It's okay,
I won't tell anyone.

Do you wanna have
drinks after?

Hey, put it on ice,
pal.

I'm sorry,
I was talking to...

Maria alvarez,
was it?

Uh...

My name's katie matlin.

Darrin.

And while we're being honest,
um, I have a boyfriend,

And I'm actually here
to win my tuition

For stanford next year.

Hey! Go cardinals!

I used to go there
for two years

Until I had to drop out
because my start-up blew up.

Oh my god.
You're darrin howe?!

You invented facerange?!

Darrin:
anyways, I got a thing.
Um...

If want some advice,

You wanna win
your tuition back,

You gotta bet bigger.

Risk equals reward.

That's a thousand dollars!

You're worth it.

If you change your mind
about drinks...

♪ Once we know what matters ♪

♪ Then we really know
that nothing matters ♪

♪ Once we know what matters ♪

♪ It's the only thing
that really matters ♪

♪ We can be together now,
so help me out ♪

♪ Once we stay forever ♪

♪ That's the first
that we tell each other ♪

♪ Once we say forever ♪

♪ That's the first
that we tell each other ♪

♪ We can be together now ♪

♪ So help me out ♪

♪♪

Katie, what happened?

I just...
I hit a bad run,

But don't worry 'cause
the count's plus nine now;

That means that there's mostly
face cards left, remember?

I'd like to split.

Dealer:
okay.

Okay, but that's all
of your money.

Katie:
I gotta get outta this hole,
mare.

Dealer:
twenty. Twenty.

Okay.

Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on...

Dealer:
...fifteen, twenty-one.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Dealer:
house wins.

♪ It's a long way to fall ♪

♪ But you know we can live on ♪

That was every cent
my parents ever saved for me!

What am I gonna do?!

I don't know.
You really messed up.

Thanks, mare.

You're supposed to be
comforting me.

How is it even possible

That stupid drew has his life
more together than I do?

'Kay, that is not true.

He has a job,
he's getting married.

I can't even afford to go
to t.u. Anymore!

But this is vegas.

There has to be some way
you can get the money back!

You know... There...

There is one thing
I could do.

I don't know, mare,
he's a billionaire.

Maybe he has a job for me
or something.

Hi, darrin.
Um, this is katie.

Remember how you told me
to take a risk?

(Rock music plays,
loud buzz of chatter)

Steve patel:
this here is my brother, paul.

My bride-to-be angie's
brother todd,

This here's my dad,
steve sr.

Nice! So everyone's here
but your mom!

Oh, yeah, she's out
with angie right now.

Probably stuffing dollar bills
in a g-string, huh?!

(Guys cheer)

Wait, they'd do that
together?

They do everything together.
They're family.

My mom and fiancee,
they don't even talk.

Actually, my mom doesn't even
know I'm getting married.

I tell my mom everything.

Yeah. Yeah,
we used to be close.

At my football games,
she was the loudest cheerleader.

We used to go camping
all the time.

I don't know, lately,

She's just been on my case
for everything.

She's got my dad
on her side too.

If I eloped,
my mom would disown me.

But, hey man,
love conquers all, right?

(Awkwardly)
hey, uh...

Good luck tomorrow!

Thanks.

All right.

Adam:
limo's gonna be here
in five minutes

To take us
to glow-in-the-dark paintball!

(Claps hands, excited)

Yeah, uh...

Gimme a minute.
I need to make a quick call.

Hey.

I guess you're busy
right now.

I just...
(Sighs heavily)

I think we're making
a huge mistake.

♪ I feel you let go ♪

♪ Where I end up
I don't know ♪

♪ Feel strange... ♪

Ugh! What am I doing?

I mean, asking this guy
for money?

I don't even know him.

Marisol:
well, then let's go.

I mean, we can still
get a swim in

Before the boys wake up.

No, mare.
I can't go home

And tell my parents

That I lost my entire
university fund.

Darrin:
nothing says
"good morning, las vegas"

Like a mimosa.

Katie:
thanks.

Darrin:
there you go.

So, uh, blackjack
didn't go so well?

How much?

Um, five thousand.

Look, I'm not here
for a handout or anything.

Um, maybe I could...

I could work for you
this summer.

I can type a words
per minute

And I make a mean latte.

I've already got people
who do that for me, katie.

Right.
Of course you do.

Of course
you can't hire me.

No, but I can give you
the money.

You would just hand over
five grand?!

If you spend the afternoon
with me.

Marisol:
uh, she's not having sex
with you.

I've seen "pretty woman."

Darrin:
uh, I think you mean
"indecent proposal."

Yeah, um,
I'm not that kind of girl.

No, I know.
But you're young,

You're ambitious,
you're smart.

I just wanna run
some facerange ideas by you.

(Darrin's phone chimes)
anyways, you two think it over.

Sorry,
I gotta take this.

You're actually
considering this?

Well, I need the money
and he needs ideas...

Yeah. "Ideas."

What?
He said no sex, so...

Okay,
do you remember jake?

Tall, wears flannel,
is your boyfriend.

Well, I don't have
to tell him.

Katie,
I can't cover for you.

I am the worst liar
in the world.

Well, you're gonna have
to work on it, okay?

Cuz I don't know
what else to do,

And I'm in the hole,
mare,

And this is the only way

I'm gonna be able
pull myself out.

(Sighs)

Becky:
girls? What do you mean
there were girls there?

Well, there might've been
other girls there,

But I only have eyes
for you.

Aw! That's so sweet.

Drew:
adam!

Call my phone!

I gotta go.
Best man time.

Best man ever!

'Kay, well,
I'm going to the pool.

Shouldn't you work
on your vows or something?

Just... Call my phone.

(Drew's phone rings)

Okay, yeah,
so it is working.

Why isn't she
calling me back?

I don't know.

Didn't imogen confiscate
bianca's phone?

Not... Not bianca.
Mom.

You called mom?!
Why would call mom?

She thinks
we're camping!

Adam...

It's because I don't think
I can get married

Without her here!

So, what,

You're just gonna cancel
the wedding?

You're a genius.

Where are you going?

To find bianca
and tell her.

She loves me.
She'll understand.

Have you met bianca?!

Jake:
all right! We are so riding
the roller coaster

At new york, new york.

You girls ready?

Um... Actually,
I'm really not feeling so hot.

I think I might just,
you know,

Watch a movie in the room
or something.

Marisol:
well, good luck.

Jake:
wait, you're not gonna play
more blackjack, are you?

Marisol:
and, um, by good luck...

I meant with the uh...
Pay-per-view remote,

'Cause you know
how tricky-

Oh, yeah.

Katie:
look, you guys have fun, okay?

I'll, uh, see you
at the wedding.

'Kay.

Get me a key chain
or something

So I can pretend
I was there.

Okay.

Drew:
okay, she's not answering
her phone,

Not in her room.

Hey, guys, have you guys
seen bianca today?

No. Why?

I need to call off
the wedding.

Marisol:
ha! I told you!

Five bucks!

Adam:
no, he does not need
to call off the wedding.

Drew,
you're being dumb!

The only reason I went along
with your crazy plan

To get married
in los vegas

Is because I know
how much you love bianca.

Yeah. Yeah.

She's the only one
who's stuck with me

Through everything,
but...

Do you wanna lose bianca
forever?

Darrin:
after you.

Katie:
oh. Um, I know you're paying
for this, but...

You have a boyfriend.
Yes, I know.

Yeah, and he's a lot better
than the one I had last year,

So I just don't wanna cross
any boundaries, you know?

Um, you said you wanted
to talk about facerange?

Eventually, but right now
I need help with something else.

Uh, what exactly?

I need some new clothes.

Ungh!

Katie:
(laughs)

Let me see...

This one?

Yeah, money can buy
a lot of things...

Not style?

(Both laugh)

Um, what about this one?

All right.
All right.

Katie:
so, uh, you live like this
every day?

Well, I like to treat myself
to the finer things.

Yeah. Too bad
you don't have anyone

To share it with.

Well, today, I have you.

You up for a concert?

Uh... Yeah.

Just, um,
is this okay to wear?

Or you could pick
something new.

Wow! Um...

Wow! Yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah,
I like that one.

Go try it on.

Wow!

Wow,
you nailed it!

You like?

Yes, I like.

(Both laugh)

Wow!

Uh, your check is over here,

Just to get the business
outta the way.

I also threw in a bottle
of champagne

For the newlyweds.

Thank you.

Um, have I mentioned
this is nuts yet?

So, um, how far
is this concert?

It's not too far.

(Band chatters)

Katie:
(gasps) oh my god,
is that... Hedley?

Yeah, you like?

Darrin: hey, guys! Jacob!
Jacob: how are you?

Darrin: good to see you!
Jacob: good to see you!

Darrin: boys.
Jacob: shall we?

(Opening strains of
"kiss you inside out" play)

How is this even real?

You wanna dance?

C'mon. I've been
taking lessons.

(Jacob starts singing)

Darrin:
come on,
I'm not taking no.

You're pretty good.

Very nice.

♪ I will feel
every inch of your skin ♪

♪ And you know
I can rock your world ♪

♪ I'm gonna be the calm
in the storm ♪

♪ You're looking for ♪

♪ I'll be the shipwreck
that takes you down ♪

♪ I don't mind
if you lie in my bed ♪

♪ We can stay here forever now ♪

♪ Woo-ooh-ooh!
Turn off the lights ♪

♪ Take off your clothes ♪

♪ Turn on the stereo ♪

♪ Woo-ooh-ooh!
Give up the fight ♪

♪ I'm in control ♪

♪ Why don't you let it go ♪

♪ Yeah, I wanna know you
inside out ♪

Katie:
so, why'd you do this?

I mean, the band,
the dress...

We didn't even talk
about facerange.

Darrin:
honestly?

I wanna have sex
with you.

Katie:
uh... Wow, that is honest.

Darrin:
and, if you're willing,

Throw on another
twenty thousand dollars

To that check.

It should be enough to cover

Your first year at stanford,
right?

Um, I'm really sorry,
but I'm just...

Not that girl.

Darrin:
okay.

Well, if you find that girl,
tell her where to find me.

(Church bells chime)

(Drew sighs, nervous)

Okay, she should've...

She should've been here
ten minutes ago.

Think she got delayed?

Maybe we'll need
to cancel.

Adam:
don't look so excited.

(Sighs) adam,
it could be perfect.

We could reschedule
and...

Dude, this is happening.
Focus.

Katie is not returning
any of my texts.

Have you talked
to her?

Marisol:
uh... Yeah.

It's probably
just bad reception

In the shopping centre.

You said she's there
buying tights.

Yup,
to match her dress.

But five minutes ago
you said it was bobby pins!

Marisol:
(sighs) I can't lie to you.

Katie:
hey!

Hey.

(Sighs, hurt)

Marisol told you?

Yeah.

Why would you lie
to me?

I'm sorry, okay?
I...

I needed the money.

Okay, jake,
please understand, okay?

I couldn't go home
without my parent's money.

What is the big deal
about stanford anyway?

It is one of the best
school's around

And I got in.

And that means more to you
than I do?

You know what?

Maybe if you weren't stoned
all the time, you'd get it.

Wow. Okay.

Okay, I think we're
just about done here.

Katie:
jake...

Jake! Jake!
I didn't mean it!

(Door opens and closes)

Fiona:
all clear?

Still no drew in sight,
but we have to hurry!

You look so beautiful.

Are you ready
to get married?

I'm so nervous
I can't feel my legs.

Don't worry.
Once you see drew,

All of those butterflies
will fly away.

Oh! And here's
your phone back

In case you wanna take
some wedding pics.

Twenty missed calls
from drew?!

I put it on silent.

Okay, I should check
my messages.

No! He was probably
just drunk-dialing.

Your soon-to-be hubby
is waiting!

We have to run!

Bianca:
okay, let's do this.

Guys, I still can't feel
my legs.

Okay.

Adam: drew?
Drew: yeah?

Adam:
the front desk said she left
minutes ago.

(Blows out his breath)
okay, let's do this.

(Cheesy organ version
of "the wedding march" plays)

Drew:
mom?!

(Suitcase crashes on floor)

Uh-oh.

Yeah, "uh-oh."

I'll deal with you later,
mister.

You came!

Yeah! Right after
I got your message.

Now, can we please
go home

Before you go on
with this foolishness?

(Wedding march
starts playing again)

(Gasps)

(Recording stops playing,
imogen gasps)

Bianca:
what's she doing here?

He called me...

To tell me he was making
a big mistake

Getting married.

You said that?!

No.
I mean, um, yes.

Would you please
let me explain?

No. Save it, drew.
I get it.

I'll never be enough
for you.

(Door clicks shut)

(Car rumbles by
in the distance)

I'm going to find bianca.

Uh, no,
you need to talk to me.

Drew:
stop telling me
what to do!

Now, I'm going to get
the love of my life!

Madonna drag queen:
mm-hmm! Go ahead, honey,
express yourself.

Uh, excuse me!

Were you not the one
who called me?!

Am I not here to talk
some sense into you

Because you were making
a "huge mistake"?

The mistake that I thought
I was making

Was getting married
without you here.

I guess I was wrong.

Drew,
you're eighteen years old.

You have your whole life
ahead of you.

And thanks to you,
bianca might not be in it.

I know you never
approved of her,

And you told her
to her face

That she wasn't good enough
for me,

But I love her...

And I need her
in my life.

So, please...

Please do not make me
choose.

I just can't support
a teen wedding.

(Sharp inhale)
okay...

But, for once, will you
please just support me?

(Traffic rumbles
in the distance)

(Low hum of chatter)

Some spring break, huh?

Hey.

Um... You want some
champagne?

It was a wedding gift.

This must've cost
a thousand dollars.

Yeah, probably.

I don't know,
some rich guy gave it to me.

Why? Did you have sex
with him?

(Laughs)
of course not.

Um, but if I did,

He would've given me
a lot more

Than a bottle of champagne.

Thanks.

Ugh! Gross.

So was he like
a million years old -

The rich dude
who gave you the champagne?

Uh, no, actually.

He was like twenty-three,
twenty-five tops.

And cute?

Really cute.

And he planned this amazing,
amazing afternoon for us.

My guy ditched me
at the altar.

You can't count on anyone,
can you?

Well, I uh...
I thought I could.

I... I messed up
so much this year.

I feel like I need
a fresh start.

I need stanford,
you know?

Whatever it takes,
right?

Yeah.

Look, I'm... I'm sorry,
I gotta go.

(Phone chimes)

(Water erupts
and gently splashes)

(Siren wails
in the distance)

(Darrin sighs)

Katie:
it's beautiful.

Darrin:
yeah.

Yeah, just like you.

Is um...
Is it getting hot in here?

Yeah, definitely.

Katie:
no. Um, I mean...

Can i, um, get a glass
of water?

(Sighs)
yeah, sure.

(Siren wails in the distance)

(Sound of slot machines
beeping and whirring)

Good.
You're still here.

Oh, so our wedding's a bust

And you go to the gym
to work out?

That's awesome, drew.

Look,
I was a fool today.

That's generous.

But I'm about to do something
even more foolish.

♪ Wise men say ♪

♪ Only fools rush in... ♪

♪ But I can't help ♪

♪ Falling in love with you ♪

♪ Shall I stay ♪

♪ Would it be a sin? ♪

♪ If I can't help ♪

♪ Falling in love with you! ♪

♪ Take my hand ♪

♪ Take my whole life, too ♪

♪ For I can't help ♪

♪ Falling in love with you ♪

♪ For I can't help ♪

♪ Falling in love with you ♪

(Clapping and cheering)

You did all this?

No. I had a lot of help.

I think that's the point,

And they should be
at our wedding.

So you still wanna
get married?

Yes!

Bianca desousa,

You're the light
of my life -

Not the only light,

But definitely
the brightest.

Will you marry me,
sometime,

In front of everyone
we know and love?

Yes!

Yes?

(Crowd murmurs)

She said "yes!"

(Clapping and cheering)

Announcement:
ladies and gentlemen,
welcome aboard your flight.

Please ensure your luggage
is securely stowed

In the overhead compartments

Or tucked safely beneath
the seat in front of you.

If you need assistance,

A flight attendant
will be happy to help.

You okay?

Um, no, not really.

Um, mare, i...

I need to tell you
something.

I went to darrin's room
last night.

You what?

I know! I...

It's just that he offered
to pay for stanford -

An entire year -

And jake and I basically
broke up, so...

Oh my god!
That is so dangerous.

Did you...?

He left me alone at one point
to get me a drink

And I saw my reflection
in the glass and...

I don't know, mare,
it just didn't look like me.

It looked like some...
Desperate girl.

I just... I couldn't sink
any further,

So I grabbed my bag
and I ran.

(Sighs with relief)
phew!

Girl, you had me
so worried.

Yeah, I know. I know.
I'm... Glad I got out.

Hey, uh...
(Unzips bag)

Thanks for the key chain.

Uh, it wasn't me.

I lost a really
great guy, huh?

Marisol:
you want me
to switch seats

So you can beg
for forgiveness?

No. No.

Um, I think I should
take a break from boys

Until I figure out
my future.

Katie, you're never
gonna be alone, 'kay?

You're always gonna
have me!

Aw, thanks.

(Plane engine rumbles)

Omar:
non-alcoholic bubbly for all.

And now, with a few words
to start this engagement party,

My darling wife.

Audra:
well, we've all been through
a lot this year,

But no one's been through more
than these two.

And to be honest,
part of me blamed bianca.

Mom...

I know.
It wasn't fair.

I know.

And bianca, I wanna welcome you
to the family with open arms,

Which is why
i, uh, helped drew

With a little something.

Drew:
I hope this makes it
a little bit more official.

It's beautiful.
Thank you.

Audra:
it was my grandmother's.

Omar: wow!
(Everyone claps)

Audra: congratulations.
Drew: thanks, mom.

I really missed you.

I missed you, too.

(Sighs happily)

(Drew chuckles happily)

See? Isn't life
a little easier

When it's not just
you and me

Against the world?

Yeah.

Yeah.

(Clapping)