LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Hola, friends. As you know,
Jane's husband d*ed.
But three years later...
A publisher wants to buy
my novel about Michael.
So sweet, right? But you know
who hasn't been that sweet
lately? Mr. Sweetface.
So Jane and Rafael
decided to take
some action
and get him an aide.
And as for Jane's parents,
well, they weren't
on such great terms, because
Xo learned that Ro agreed
to frame her as the evil ex
on his reality show.
Good thing Xo has
her super cute lawyer boyfriend
to lean on.
And as for Rogelio, well,
he decided to quit
The De La Vega-Factor Factor,
which felt great until...
ROGELIO: I'm being sued
for $ million
for breach of contract.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
I know! Holy cow!
Oh, that reminds me.
Remember Chuck Chesser,
owner of the hotel next door?
Well, Petra's been sleeping
with him.
But now Chuck actually likes
her. But Petra has a secret.
See, there was a body found
on the beach,
right between the Marbella
and the Fairwick. And Petra--
well, I'll show you...
(lightning crashing)
Yeah.
So that, friends,
is where we...
Oh, wait. sh**t.
I forgot about Abbey.
Abbey is Raf's girlfriend,
and she's really nice.
Which is why I hope Raf
isn't up to something shady.
Though it sure seems like it.
And that's really where
we left off.
When Jane Gloriana Villanueva
was years
and days old,
she lost her voice...
(hoarsely):
I'm sorry, Mr. Sweetface.
I can't sing to you.
I can barely talk.
Daddy!
Daddy!
Daddy already
sang two songs.
Enough. Time for bedtime.
I love you.
More stalling?
Thanks. I don't know
how I lost my voice.
I feel fine.
What?
I have a few things on my mind,
so I'm gonna go ahead
and take advantage
of this whole you-can't-talk
situation.
Well, that's a lit...
Shh. So, per our deal
to keep each other informed...
I'm dating someone.
It's getting
a little serious.
Her name is Abbey.
What? When did y...
Shh.
Don't use your voice.
That's all I want
to say about it. Next,
it's time for you
to start writing again.
Yes, I know--
you haven't made progress
on the Venezuela novel.
So write something new.
It's been...
long enough.
You have to start.
It's not that easy.
It doesn't even have
to be good.
(scoffs)
Just write.
About anything.
Uh, Kim and Kanye.
The-the history of...
throat lozenges.
The history of...
Florida.
It-it doesn't matter, okay?
Just flex the muscle.
Okay. That's all my wisdom
for the night.
I have a date.
I need details.
Depends on how many pages I get.
(sighs)
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Come on,
you know he's right.
(groans softly)
(sighing)
Aw, I was hoping
she'd go with lozenges.
A medicine and a candy!
But anyway, the point is
Jane began to read...
♪ ♪
(sighs)
You got this.
And that, my friends,
is how Jane got her voice back.
And since then, well,
she used it nonstop.
You are being ridiculous.
See what I mean?
Of course I'm excited
to meet my editor.
I was just expecting a woman,
because...
You trust women more than men.
So not true!
You do. Admit it.
You have a bias.
You didn't
even consider hiring Alex.
I considered him. He's just...
not as good as Carly.
Nope.
You only trust
female authority figures.
It's a pattern.
Wow. I've never noticed that
before,
but it's so true!
Okay, if it's slightly true,
it's not my fault-- I've just
always been surrounded by women.
(chuckles)
But, fine,
I'll check my bias from now on.
Happy?
(phone chimes)
Everything okay?
Yeah, it's Abbey.
She just wants
to have a talk later.
Huh, she seemed fine
this morning.
Uh-oh.
Mateo,
are you excited to meet your new
special friend Carly today?
(shouting)
Oh, man. Come here. Come here.
(grunts)
Yes, I'm excited!
Good. You're gonna love her!
(gibberish sound)
Mwah!
Do you think he loves her?
I can't tell. He
won't turn around.
(gasps)
I think she just said
"Good job, Mateo."
Or was it "Stop that, Mateo"?
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Looked to me like
"Screw you, Mateo,"
but I think
I'm just really bad at this.
Okay, this is crazy.
We have to go
before we get caught.
I know. You're right. Going.
Wait, what?
(whirring)
Oh, Jane, Raf.
Hey, Stacy.
So, how are things going
with Mateo's new aide?
I completely get why you need
the extra help.
(chuckles)
What a relief,
huh?
RAFAEL: Yeah.
It really is.
JANE:
What a bitch!
Can you believe her?
What? She was nice.
Nice? Didn't you
hear her tone?
I think you're being
a little sensitive.
No. Trust me,
this is a mean girl thing.
You just don't get it
because you're a man.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Yep. There's that gender bias.
Who's never experienced
mean girls.
Or maybe you're just
a little extra sensitive
because you're feeling insecure
about Mateo.
Maybe. We'll see.
I have to go meet
with my editor.
With my open mind.
Good luck with Abbey.
Yeah. Thanks.
I'm thinking she just wants
to come to the fundraiser,
you know, get involved
with school stuff.
I want to move in.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh.
Wow.
You look shocked.
Surprised.
It's been over a year.
Where did you think
we were headed?
Right here. Of course.
I just, you know,
didn't expect today.
I know. It's...
a little out of the blue.
Exactly.
You know?
Um, I just thought
you wanted to come with me
to the fundraiser.
(chuckles)
I assumed I'd be going to that.
(overlapping arguing)
No...
I mean, I'm here all the time.
You have the dr...
Don't say I have that drawer.
A dramatic way of
bringing it up.
Look, this is a
big deal, because
it affects Mateo
and Anna and Ellie, too.
Good save, Raf.
So will you just give me a b*at
to think it through?
(knocking, door opens)
KRISHNA:
Mr. Solano, I...
Oh, excuse me.
Oh, no, that's okay.
I was just leaving.
No, it's...
It's okay. I'm fine.
CHUCK:
You don't seem fine.
Well, I am.
Yeah. I'm not buyin' that,
darlin'.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
To remind you...
(lightning crashing)
You're embarrassed
to be seen with me.
Oh... please. No.
That's not true.
We're having lunch
in Cooper City.
At : a.m.
Yeah. Well, I happen
to love the food here.
Early.
I know you moved the bones,
ma'am.
What?
I said watch out
for the bones, ma'am.
What is going
on with you?
Okay, fine.
You know what?
You're right.
I am a little embarrassed.
And, uh... and I know
I shouldn't be.
So, tomorrow...
come to the Marbella for dinner.
All right.
And, wow, you're way more
sensitive than I thought.
Can't judge a book by its cover.
(chuckles)
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
But can you judge an editor
by his office décor?
♪ ♪
There she is!
Jane Villanue-b*mb!
Man, I really dug your book.
You crushed it.
Thank you. So much.
It was epic. I swear,
I freaking inhaled it.
I'll remind you she'd written
about her love story
with Michael.
The railroad tycoons,
all the letter writing.
And those robber barons?
Dapper as hell.
To clarify,
her love story with Michael
as imagined in the early s
at the dawn
of Miami's great hotel boom.
I mean, bam!
Getting Josephine knocked up
by the robber baron after
that one-night stand was fire.
Great. I really wanted it
to be... fire.
And Detective Martin
almost getting sh*t
on his wedding night but not!
And then catching
the villain,
who ended up being
the woman without the face!
Hella happy ending!
Ba-boom!
But I need
more obstacles.
More than that?
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
More than that?
Especially in the middle section
where it gets mad slow.
Look at Rake,
the robber baron character.
I feel like he could be more...
bam, boom, bang!
You got that?
Makes sense?
Definitely not.
Yeah. Totally.
Good. So go knock that rewrite
out of the park!
Bam!
Bam!
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Let's see. Where were we?
I'm with child, Rake.
From our drunken night
in the railway car?
But though you are the father,
I love Detective Martin,
and I want to be with him.
I understand.
Ah, yes...
Go, Josephine.
Win him back.
...Jane's novel.
Remember, more obstacles, Jane.
I'm awfully sorry
if I offended you.
Only, I love Detective Martin,
and I want to be with him.
(sinisterly):
I understand.
Go, Josephine.
Win him back.
(chuckles)
♪ ♪
I don't care what you have
to do, Kristoff,
but find an excuse to lock up
that Pinkerton, Martin.
She will be mine.
(laughing)
She will be mine.
(laughing)
(sighs)
MAN:
Stop worrying!
They call me The Jaguar
for a reason.
I'd k*ll for my clients.
And I devour my prey.
(jaguar roaring)
It's just that ten million
dollars is a lot of money.
For some people, so
I've heard, you know?
And I did quit the show.
And I did have a
contract, so...
Yeah. So what?
I deal with this kind
of thing all the time
for my celebrity clients.
When Jennifer quit
two movies in a row
after filming
had already started,
I got the studios
to pay her a million dollars.
Lopez? Garner?
Aniston?
(gasps)
Lawrence?!
We'll get it down
to a couple hundred thou,
which you'll pay out
over ten years.
Chump change.
Now, I need your list.
Huh?
All the people involved
so we can start gathering intel
for our att*ck.
(jaguar roaring)
Oh, I'm being deposed.
Well, The De La Vega-Factor
Factor did impact you.
I know, but I don't want
to have to see Rogelio.
I'll go with
you for support.
It's good to have your
own legal counsel anyway.
XIOMARA:
Thanks, baby.
BRUCE: Of course.
(laughs)
Love you.
He is so sweet.
How can someone
be so sweet?
I don't know.
(laughter)
BRUCE:
And he's got
ass for days, right?
(laughter)
I mean, when you factor in the
difficult children, I mean...
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Remember, Jane, Stacy probably
wasn't being snarky
about Mateo before.
I mean, I just hope Mateo's aide
is going to be there
because I can't handle
that situation on my own.
Ugh, trust me, I know.
Excuse me.
So you know, my son is not
a situation to be handled.
And I'd appreciate it if you
grew up and stopped gossiping.
Just stay out of this.
I don't even know you.
STACY: Uh, Jane,
this is Gwen Conway.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Huh.
Why does that name
sound familiar?
STACY:
Yeah, we were just
discussing the upcoming
field trip.
I'm the only parent going,
and it's a lot of kids
to handle on my own.
That's all I meant.
Gotcha.
Oh! So sorry about that.
And it's really nice
to meet you, Gwen.
Um, can I say,
we are so happy
to be here at your school?
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
I know. I can't watch, either.
RAFAEL:
It's a great card.
Really beautiful, hon.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Kiss ass.
But what about what I wrote
in the card? Is that great?
I mean, it's an apology
for being rude,
so I think "great"
is probably hard to achieve.
So no?
Jane, Gwen is not
gonna kick Mateo out of school.
No, but he'll definitely get the
bad teacher for kindergarten.
Okay, girls,
why don't you go play with
your brother in the playroom?
Poor Mateo.
I know. Let's hug him.
You must make this right.
Look, if Gwen doesn't like you,
you're screwed.
Or rather, Mateo's screwed.
He'll get no special attention,
he'll get all the bad teachers.
I'm fixing it. I wrote
a long apology note.
Words don't mean anything.
Only actions do.
Oh!
Okay, there's a final
planning committee for
the annual fundraiser tomorrow.
Gwen will be there,
and so will you.
This is important, Jane!
Plus, everything
you do reflects on me because
I'm the one who got you in.
XIOMARA:
My reputation was ruined.
Strangers confronted me
at the grocery store.
Someone gave me the finger
at a red light
and called me a
slut. It was awful.
For the record, I want
to reiterate how sorry I am
for the part I played
in causing this.
Okay. Got it. I think
that's all we need.
Sounds like they assassinated
your character.
Great, great stuff.
For our case.
Hopefully, we won't need
to use any of it, though.
Much better to mediate.
That's right, in the media.
What?
I am gonna drag
this company's name
through the mud so hard,
they beg us to settle!
(jaguar roaring)
I love this guy.
I don't like this guy.
Trying to shame
the production-- it's risky.
Well, there's
nothing we can do.
You could talk
to Rogelio about it.
(laughs)
Oh, come on! The sooner
this case is over,
the better it will be for you.
Fine. As long as
you do it with me.
Of course.
We're a team.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And speaking of teamwork...
Thank you again to Petra
for donating
the use of the Marbella.
And thank you to the
planning committee.
Your hard work
has been inspiring.
(laughing)
Monte Carlo night is going to be
our best fundraiser yet.
STACY:
Agreed. Absolutely.
Mm.
All right, so, any more auction
items to add, ladies?
Yes, um, my sister can
donate courtside seats
to the Heat game.
Oh.
And I secured those
Beyoncé tickets.
(people gasp)
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Use your words, Jane!
Say something!
Um, well, I was thinking,
uh, maybe if we lose
the second fountain,
we could make room for another
table to make extra money.
I mean, looking at the budget,
those fountains
are a fortune, and the point is
to raise money for the school,
not spend it.
GWEN:
We need
the second fountain.
No one is going to
pull out their wallets
to donate if the
event isn't great.
Huge mistake. She
loves fountains.
STACY:
You know, I love
the layout that
we decided on
last month.
Okay, so we need three more
people to work tomorrow night.
Any volunteers?
I would love to.
PETRA:
And she just
keeps messing up.
Honestly, it's
kind of funny.
(laughs)
Okay, never mind then.
Not funny.
Sorry. Just distracted.
Abbey?
Do you think
I should do it?
Yeah. Probably.
Abbey's great.
I mean,
Jane and I both like her,
and that's saying something.
Yeah. I know.
Oh, and by the way,
not a big deal, but, um,
Chuck and I will be dining
at the restaurant tonight.
Got it. Does he know
we don't serve gator?
RAFAEL:
Hey, change of plans.
Petra will be out
of her room tonight.
Got it.
I'll get it done.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Get what done?
Gosh, what are these two up to?
Hey, hon,
want Chinese?
(sighs)
I'm confused.
Okay, you can
decide later.
No, the book.
I don't know if I'm going
in the right direction.
I mean, I-I don't think I am.
But maybe I'm just used
to what I had?
Then again, this editor is...
Hey, hon, don't
just discount him
because he seems
like a frat guy.
I know, you're right.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Oh, sure!
Now that a woman said it,
you hear it.
I swear, now I'm seeing
her gender bias everywhere.
I'm trying not to,
and yes to the Chinese.
And button up before
the delivery guy gets here.
You know he's got
a crush on you.
Kind, sir, I'm here to seek
your help finding Martin.
Oh.
Dear me.
(gasps softly)
I seem
to have a rip
in my stocking.
Zara...
...you are a sight
for sore eyes.
That's not all I am.
What else are you?
You can't put that in the book!
I'm serious. That's
gross. Take it out!
Okay, please leave.
You are not supposed to be the
literal obstacle to my writing.
Fine.
But I'm serious.
Take it out.
CHUCK:
And... we're out.
Calm down.
You're making a bigger deal
of this than it is.
Oh, our public
debut is a big deal.
Everyone's watchin'.
Oh, no.
I think I left my phone
upstairs. I'll be right back.
You're not bailin'
on me, right?
Oh, of course not.
Sit, get us some drinks.
What the hell
are you doing here?
Just some standard maintenance
on the penthouse suites, ma'am.
Why didn't you call in advance?
I mean, you can't just enter
people's homes with no notice!
I'm very sorry.
I'll come back another time.
(phone chimes)
(sighs)
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Oh, dear. Whose book is that?
As Jane's editor would say,
that's hella shady. Bam!
ABBEY:
Hi, there. Sorry
to just come by,
but I wanted to bring
you Anna's blankie.
She left it at Raf's.
Oh. Thanks.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And?
And I also wanted
to talk to you.
About Rafael, which I
realize is completely
inappropriate,
but I'm sure you heard
about the whole
moving-in conversation?
It might have come up.
It seemed so out of the blue
to him.
Yeah, well,
part of that's
just a guy thing.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Hey!
I mean, they're like cows.
They have to be led to the water
and told to drink.
Right, totally.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Maybe get
a girl to narrate for you then.
But do you think
he'll get there eventually?
Honest opinion.
You know, I don't...
I don't want to
set myself up.
I hope he does.
I think he should.
Ugh, men.
(laughter)
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Oh, come on!
That doesn't count! He's four!
(laughing)
How was he today?
Great.
We worked on paying
attention to our neighbors.
And I probably shouldn't
say this, but...
you know that kid Nick?
Yeah?
He's a little terror.
Yelling, interrupting.
Mateo is a dream in comparison.
Just so you know.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
I see that smile, Jane.
Anyway, I'll see you
tomorrow. Bye, Mateo!
(sighs)
Another good day with Carly.
She's great, right?
Yeah, she is!
All right, let's go.
Yeah.
(chuckling)
(phone rings)
Oh.
Hello?
JEREMY:
Villanue-b*mb!
Uh, you think you can get me
those new pages
by the end of the week?
Oh. Uh, wow, that soon?
Yeah, man.
Deadlines are what's up!
That way I can check in,
make sure you're moving
in an awesome direction.
Right. O-Of course.
(chuckles)
No problem.
(sighs, mutters)
(sighs)
Hi, Bisa. I have
to go pee-pee.
So, now I have
a deadline and...
Oh, hey, Bruce.
Where's Mom?
Well, I came over to talk
to you two, actually.
ABBEY:
One more minute!
(clears throat)
Okay. I'm ready.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
I swear, this one
is always sneaking up on me.
Wow. You look... beautiful.
Oh, thank you.
You look beautiful, too.
Are you ready for a night out
with my two baby mamas
at a cheesy approximation
of Monte Carlo?
Hey, don't ruin it for me.
I've never been to the real
Monte Carlo, so for all I know,
this could be
exactly like Monte Carlo.
I can assure you, it is nothing
like the real Monte Carlo.
♪ ♪
But, hey,
it's still pretty nice
for a freakin'
preschool fundraiser!
Hi! Welcome!
So, I've already sold
raffle tickets.
Oh, no.
We were at by this time
last year.
Oh. (chuckles)
I'm just warming up.
Oh.
(gasps)
Hey.
Need a raffle ticket?
Sorry. Right.
You already bought one.
(exhales noisily)
(indistinct chatter)
(whispering):
Keep selling.
♪ ♪
Ooh, looks like someone
has an idea.
♪ ♪
Excuse me, Penelope,
but I need your help.
Why would I help
a floozy like you?
You're carrying
my husband's child.
But I don't want
to be with Rake.
I want to be with Martin.
Why would I help
a floozy like you?
You're carrying
my husband's child.
Why would I help
a floozy like...
What's going on, Jane? If you
don't know where you're going,
why are you dragging me
into this?
I second that.
Jane, we're out of glasses.
Oh, I'm not working.
I-I know. But what should we do?
The-the dishwasher broke,
I called room service.
We're literally out everywhere.
Have the bussers wash them.
The school didn't
hire any bussers.
We're so shorthanded.
Okay, I'll handle it.
(sighs)
Hey, I need your help.
Hey, Chuck, it's me.
Uh, you haven't been returning
my calls,
and, well, that's rude.
Ooh!
Oh, look!
Hey, ladies!
Bonjour.
(chuckles)
'Cause it's...
Monte Carlo.
Anyway, we're out of glasses,
and we're understaffed.
So I was thinking
that if we wash the dirty ones
during the auction,
then we can fix this
without anyone noticing.
Wash the dishes?
(Xiomara groans)
Rogelio again?
He settled.
He loves his lawyer.
Okay, so maybe we were wrong.
I'm still glad
we told him how we felt.
Yeah, except now he'll
never stop gloating.
(scoffs)
Yeah, right.
What?
He hopes we can settle
things soon, too.
Yeah. I agree.
What?
I think you should forgive him.
You're on his side?
No. (chuckles)
I'm-I'm on your side.
Always.
Which is why I want you
to be happy.
And the truth is,
you're happier when you have
your whole family in your life.
Just think about it.
(sighs)
What are
you thinking about?
Just work stuff.
I hate everything I've
written. And I gave it a try.
I really did. And it's
not a man/woman thing--
it's a Jeremy thing.
And how did you learn
how to wash dishes so fast?
Oh, I was on KP
duty in prison.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
I keep forgetting
he was in prison.
That time just flew by, huh?
Hi there.
I heard what happened.
Don't worry, we have
everything under control.
Well, I appreciate that.
Of course.
And I'm so sorry again
about the yelling.
I've been stressed out
about Mateo and obviously
overly sensitive. And when
I thought someone was saying
mean things about him,
I just lashed out.
I guess
because it preys
on my insecurities.
Which I'm working on.
Well, parents are
their kids' fiercest advocates.
(chuckles) Just bring the fierce
down a notch from now on.
Got it. Done.
And, of course,
I asked Stacy to back off.
She can be a real bitch.
See?
I gave her the
benefit of the doubt.
She's always been so nice to me.
No kidding.
Big surprise.
All right, we get the point,
ladies.
Give him a break.
I'll just go take
these glasses out.
PETRA:
No, no, don't refill it.
I'll just take a fresh one.
Oh...
Hey.
Everything okay?
Yeah.
Feeling a little smutna.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Say what now?
Yeah, your Czech only comes out
when you've had too much
to drink. So...
What's wrong?
It's Chuck.
He won't answer my texts.
He thinks I'm rozpacích.
Em-Embarrassed.
Embarrassed of him.
Okay. Well, are you?
Obviously, yes.
He's rude.
He's... coarse.
He slurps when he eats.
And let's not forget
the other issue of the...
...bones.
Well, I guess you can't choose
who you fall for, right?
You also can't choose
who you aren't falling for.
Look, you know I like Abbey.
I mean, she's so nice.
But you obviously don't want
to move in with her.
So just tell her already,
be done with this nesmysl.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Like I said,
this one sneaks up on you.
PETRA:
You know what,
I'm drunk.
Ya think?
So I'm gonna go.
O-kay.
Petra out.
Get home safely.
Yeah.
Who said she was going home?
I know.
You're mad because you think
I'm embarrassed of you.
And you know what?
Maybe I am.
But I don't want to be, okay?
Because I like you.
And I-I just want to...
(speaks Czech)
And I know, I know you don't
know what that means, but...
you're gonna be very happy
when you find out.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Hmm. He's got quite
the poker face.
What?
Poker night.
Like I said.
Guys, meet Petra.
Boom!
Villanue-b*mb in
before the deadline.
(sighs)
Yeah.
Well, I just wanted
to talk to you.
Psyched.
Because...
I just don't think
that we're a good fit.
Less psyched.
I'm sorry.
I tried implementing your notes,
but they don't work for me.
Jane...
And I just really don't
think that my book
needs
any more external obstacles.
The Rake storyline was
always supposed to be simple.
Josephine loved him,
he got her pregnant...
Wait, Josephine loved Rake?
That didn't
come through at all.
It didn't?
No, it read like
an olden times one-night stand.
Oh.
But that could be
the missing obstacle, right?
Boom. Josephine's conflicted
feelings in this love triangle.
That would be enough?
Of course.
Dude, I'm sorry.
I never meant that the obstacles
had to be external.
I just threw something out
there. You seemed to latch on.
I thought
I had to take your note.
No!
This is all a part
of a long conversation.
That's how an editor-writer
relationship works.
Oh. Wow.
(chuckling): Yeah!
Of course I want your voice,
Jane!
That's why I bought
your hella good book.
So, look, you can handle
these notes however you'd like.
It sounds like beefing up
the baller love triangle
is the most natural thing to do.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Which brings us here.
Now.
I...
like you so much, dude.
Thanks.
You're hella awesome.
(clears throat)
I just can't write it,
Abuela.
Somehow, deepening
Josephine's love for Rake
feels like a betrayal
of Michael.
Martin.
And intellectually,
I know that...
Mm.
Yeah.
Maybe.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And so, Jane wrote...
Be brave.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And friends, that's how
Jane got her voice back.
Again.
BRUCE:
Guys,
lower your voices, please.
What am I supposed
to do?
She is
ridiculously stubborn!
He completely betrayed me!
Hey! Enough!
You're both here,
so we're gonna work this out,
because you have a child
and a grandchild together,
and everybody in your life
is happier
when you're getting along.
Including the two
of you. I mean,
are you willing to concede
that point at least, Xiomara?
Yeah.
And you, Rogelio?
Yes.
I'm so much happier
with you in my life.
Maintain eye
contact, Xiomara.
Rogelio,
do you concede
that you screwed up?
Massively, yes.
And swear never
to do it again,
under penalty of never speaking?
You have my word.
What's that nod
mean, Xiomara?
Do you forgive him?
Then tell him!
I forgive you.
Let's leave it in the past.
I'd love to.
Thank you.
So glad he had another good day.
You know about Stacy's
older son, right?
What?
So, I probably
shouldn't say this,
but he isn't actually attending
an exclusive boarding school
like she says.
He's at a behavioral center
for juvenile delinquents.
Really?
I know! And don't even
get me started
on her so-called
"perfect marriage."
It's not perfect.
I heard he's had,
like, three affairs
in the last two years alone...
JANE:
I just don't think
it's appropriate
for Carly
to be gossiping like that
about the kids
and the parents?
No, definitely not.
(sighs)
But how do we get
rid of her now?
Mateo loves her.
No, I don't!
What?
I just said I did
'cause I could
tell you wanted me
to like her.
Okay, so, what do you not
like about her, sweetie?
She's just always
talking on her phone
and taking pictures of herself.
Hey, Mateo, I always want to
know what you think, okay?
Not what you think
I want you to think.
Huh?
Your voice is
important to me.
We'll find you
another aide.
That guy Alex seemed cool.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Yes! Redemption!
PETRA:
Why are you smiling?
I had a nice time
tonight, that's all.
Come on, we were
out and about. Mmm!
In public!
And I like you, Solano.
Yeah, I like you, too.
Don't look so
upset about it.
Mmm. So what do
you say we bone?
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Oof, wrong choice
of words there, buddy.
What? Too crass?
What is it?
Oh, come on, you can
tell me, darling.
I want to.
I want to be honest.
So just say it.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
How to find the words...
Well, uh... well...
when we found Scott's bones...
well, I-I
panicked, and I-I, uh...
I kind... I kind of...
Well, I... I moved them on
to your side a little bit.
What?
Well-well, they were
kind of on the line,
so I just... I just...
I kind of... I...
I just scootched them over
a little bit, and...
Look, I've felt horrible
about it ever since,
but it... the case is closed,
so, it's over, right?
Please, Chuck, you have
to understand, this hotel
means everything to me.
And you could have
destroyed mine.
No, I would have told
before that happened.
Yeah. Somehow I find
that hard to believe.
Hi, Stacy.
Jane. I can't believe you
told everyone about my son.
What?!
Oh, come on. Carly works
for the same company
that my son's aide
used to work for.
You obviously found out
the truth, and you
just ran your mouth.
Carly did tell me
about your son,
and-and I am sorry
that you're going through that,
but I didn't tell anybody.
I would never want to make you
feel badly about that.
Parenting is hard enough.
It was probably Carly.
She is a huge gossip,
which is why I let her go.
Oh.
Well, thank you.
(sighs)
Hey.
I'm really sorry.
ROGELIO:
You're sorry?
I thought this was settled!
It was,
but somehow it leaked that
we started this smear campaign,
and now they're suing you
for violating
the non-disparagement clause.
But don't worry!
We'll fight back,
razzle-dazzle 'em.
But that's just
more legal bills.
I just saved you
$ . mill, am I right?
(jaguar roaring)
RAFAEL:
No.
Nothing has changed.
Okay, I just...
I thought about it,
and I'm...
I'm not ready to move in.
And that made me
think about us,
okay, and where
we're at, and...
Just stop.
I found this
in your pocket.
You were gonna
move in with me.
So I'm asking you again.
What changed?
You obviously don't want
to move in with her.
I just rethought things.
JANE:
She's gonna be totally shocked.
Are you sure?
Trust me,
if she thought
she was being proposed to,
she wouldn't wear those sweats.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: OMG!
Bruce is gonna propose to XO?!
Okay, guys, you
remember the plan?
Places!
ROGELIO:
Bruce?
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Uh, something tells me
this isn't part of the plan.
I went to your office,
they told me you were here.
Yeah, now is not a good time.
Listen, I know we've had our
ups, and we've had our downs,
but at the end of the day,
you are a really smart guy,
so I have an
important question.
Is this the proposal?
Yes! The proposal
of a lifetime!
I will do this now
and in front of everyone!
Bruce, you were right all along.
Donnie was sleazy,
and I don't want him.
I want you!
He's not
on his knee.
I will go down
on one knee!
Bruce,
will you... be my attorney?
(lively, upbeat music playing)
Well, this is just kismet!
What are the odds?!
(laughs)
BRUCE:
Sure, Rogelio.
This wasn't for
Rogelio, was it?
No.
What?
BRUCE:
Oh, what the hell.
This isn't how I planned it,
but that's life, right?
Curveballs.
I love you so much.
And I love how far we've come.
And I lost you once, and I'm not
gonna lose you again.
So,
Xiomara Gloriana
Villanueva...
...will you marry me?
Yes.
(Jane laughs)
(applause)
Come on...
(shrieking)
(laughs)
And you got a lawyer!
Good job.
RAFAEL:
So they're engaged?
They sure are.
Hmm. And the rewrite?
Jeremy thought
I crushed the new pages.
I got four bangs,
three sa-weets,
and two "killin' it!"
I'm not surprised.
I loved it, too.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
I did, too.
Jeremy loved it, Raf loved it.
All the men in your life
loved it,
not that you care
what we think, but still.
You know, reading it really
brought it all back--
you know, how we felt,
how I want that again...
with someone else.
(sighs)
That's why I broke
up with Abbey.
You did?
Yeah.
I just realized we weren't
moving in that direction.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Huh. And here I thought
it was what Petra said.
And unfortunately,
so did Abbey.
What's this?
Don't know.
Came for you.
♪ ♪
ABBEY:
Hi there.
♪ ♪
03x13 - Chapter Fifty-Seven
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"Jane The Virgin" revolves around a devout young Latina woman, who must decide what to do after her doctor's error causes her to be artificially inseminated. Based on the Venezuelan telenova Juana La Virgen.
"Jane The Virgin" revolves around a devout young Latina woman, who must decide what to do after her doctor's error causes her to be artificially inseminated. Based on the Venezuelan telenova Juana La Virgen.