02x10 - Letty Raines, in the Mansion, With the g*n

[bunniefuu]

I'm not k*lling anyone. Ever.

Ever, ever, ever.

I am going to k*ll Teo.

I will come back.

You don't have any bottled water?

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

[SMACK]

[g*nshots]

Hello?

ExtraSafe Security.

- [g*nsh*t]
- [HIGH-PITCHED RINGING]

[THE OVERTONES' "SH-BOOM" PLAYING]

[MAN SCATTING]

I was right, Mom.

You're the k*ller.

No way. Are you sure?

You're Miss Scarlett.

With the rope in the conservatory.

JACOB: What's a conservatory?

It's a room you grow plants
in, like a... like a greenhouse.

A greenhouse in your house.

How'd you know that?

Uh, because I work in the industry.

Also, there are plants right there.

See? In the conservatory.

Does your new house have a conservatory?

My new house?

The mansion Javier gave you.

Oh, no.

There's no conservatory.

That's for the best.

Pretty sure you'd end up
k*lling all the plants anyway.

♪ Oh, life could be a dream ♪

♪ If I could take you
up in paradise up above ♪

ALICE: Pretty hard to
k*ll a cactus, though.

And why are you giving Letty
shit about keeping plants alive?

You've never kept a
plant alive in your life.

ESTELLE: How would you know?

ROB: Maybe that's why she married me.

I keep plants alive. That's what I do.

Women don't marry for gardening skills.

We marry for money.

ESTELLE: We also marry
for love and sex, Mom.

You called me "Mom."

You have never done that before.

CHRISTIAN: Oh, that's good.

Can I steal that? For my story?

ALICE: Sure.

We're all about stealing.

But I'll make it Letty
who calls you "Mom,"

and you say she's
never done that before.

But that's not true. Letty calls me Mom.

There was a long time when I didn't.

LASHEVER: Wait just a g*dd*mn minute.

Ah!

I knew that wasn't right.

I knew I was right.

I'm the FBI agent, so it makes
sense that I would be right.

Don't feel bad. You're not an idiot.

So who did it?

Letty Raines, in the
mansion, with the g*n.

[HIGH-PITCHED RINGING]

♪

[HIGH-PITCHED RINGING CONTINUES]

Letty.

♪ Hard time forgiving ♪

♪ Even harder forgetting ♪

♪ Before you do something ♪

♪ You might regret, friend ♪

♪ Bricks are caving in ♪

♪ Oh, how sweet this sin ♪

♪ I left you the keys ♪

♪ You won't let me in ♪

♪ Hard time forgiving ♪

♪ Even harder forgetting ♪

♪ Before you do something ♪

Letty?

[VOICE BREAKING] Teo was in the house.

- [BREATHING SHAKILY]
- Okay.

He was just... in the house.

He had a g*n.

He was about to k*ll me, and then...

And then this guy, t-the security guy,

he walked in, and Teo k*lled him,

a-and then I k*lled Teo

because I knew after Teo
k*lled the security guy,

he was going to k*ll me.

So I had to act fast.

Is that true?

[INHALES SHARPLY] I'm done.

You're not. You are here.

I mean, I'm done. I'm out. [CRYING]

What a joke that I ever
thought I could be...

Letty.

I don't belong out here.

I don't belong. I should
just turn myself in.

Or I should...

Everything is just too hard.

No, it's not.

No, just let me do it. Let me be done.

Just let me be done.

Let me be good at one thing.

I am not going to let you do that.

♪

I'm going to take the g*n
away from you right now, okay?

♪

[VOICE BREAKS] Please.

[CRYING SOFTLY]

[MOUTHS WORD]

[CLIP CLICKS, g*n THUDS]

We are going to fix this.

I just m*rder*d two people.
[INHALES SHARPLY]

You can't unmurder people.

- But you can make them go away.
- No, you can't.

No more talking.

I am going to start cleaning these up.

You don't have to do anything.

Just stay there until
you feel like helping.

I'm not helping.

I will clean up this mess.

Why bother? Let's just get out of here.

If we run,

it will never be far enough.

When someone finds the
bodies, they'll come for you.

This house is in your name.

Oh, yeah.

Thanks again.

♪

♪

Wait.

My phone is in his pocket.

[PLASTIC CRINKLING]

Can I have it?

- You're not calling - - .
- I won't.

I have no idea what you're
going to do right now.

You cannot have your phone.

Can I have the money, then?

- Sure.
- [CELLPHONE THUDS]

- And my phone.
- No.

[PLASTIC CRINKLING]

[GRUNTS]

Be right back.

If you want your phone, you
will have to stand up and get it.

♪

♪

♪

♪

[CELLPHONE VIBRATES]

_

♪

You're standing.

Did you call - - ?

♪

Good.

♪

♪

That's his phone.

Don't look at it. Just...
put it in your pocket.

He was supposed to come tomorrow.

Well, he came today.

♪

[BOTH GRUNT]

Should we just...

- [BREATHING HEAVILY]
- Fine.

[THUDDING]

[VAN BEEPS]

[RAMP WHIRRING]

♪

♪

[RAMP WHIRRING, CLANKING]

[WHIRRING STOPS]

[WHIRS]

[WHIRRING, CLANKING]

[SIGHS]

[PLASTIC CRINKLING]

[BODY THUDS]

[PANTING]

And now we clean.

♪

[CELLPHONE CHIMES]

♪

_

[PLASTIC CRINKLING]

♪

♪

I am so sorry about all the blood.

♪

More than most people. Obviously.

♪

♪

- Stop.
- Oh, no. No, sorry.

I-I just... I-I wanted to apologize.

For being so hard to move around.

I had been trying to lose
weight. I really had.

You ever try Lean Cuisines?

No.

I had to eat, like, three of 'em

just to get any kind of satisfaction.

And then, well, that kind
of defeated the purpose.

I guess it's your problem now.

Oh, I-I'm Brett, by the way.

- I k*lled you.
- Big-time.

I'm sorry. I'm...

I'm gonna turn myself in.

[LAUGHS]

You would never do that.

How do you know?

Because no one punishes you

better than you punish yourself.

Letty.

You finished cleaning.

Come on. Let's go.

Where?

Some wetlands about an
hour and a half from here.

A lot of empty land for miles,

so it's a good place to burn the bodies.

Why do I have to go?

Because we will need a way to
get back after we burn the van.

You're giving me too much
information right now.

I'm just answering your questions.

Don't worry. I'm in charge.

All you need to do is follow
behind me in the Range Rover.

♪

[PLASTIC CRINKLING]

♪

BRETT: Hello? ExtraSafe Security.

[IGNITION ALERT CHIMING]

[VAN BEEPING]

What are you doing?

Oh. Good eye.

Just put it...

Here.

[ENGINE IDLING]

This thing needs gas.

Of course it does.

The universe is trying to
make sure I get... for this.

Okay.

We will also need to get
burner phones, so it's fine.

♪

- Wanna see my kids?
- Oh, god.

Come on. I'll show you my kids.

Oh, wait. You have my phone.

It's in your purse. Pull it out.

- I wanna show you my kids.
- I'm good.

My youngest, Laura,

needs a heart transplant.

And now she has no father.

Nathan just got braces.

Kiley has a learning disability.

I was gonna use my overtime
to get her a special tutor.

Well, that's what life insurance is for.

You're right. Whew!

But now I can't remember
if I sent the payment in.

I know that I went to mail the check,

but I got so distracted
with Nathan's heart issues.

- Laura.
- What?

Laura needs the heart transplant.

- Nathan is the braces.
- See how forgetful I am?

I probably forgot to mail it in.

- I'm sure you remembered.
- Maybe.

But even if I did,

I bet my wife would
rather have her husband

than a life insurance check.

And I bet my kids would
rather have their dad back.

You're making all of this up.

You would know.

I wonder if Jacob wants you back.

Please just leave me alone.

♪

♪

♪

♪

Why are you smoking?

What?

Are you okay to be driving?

Yeah.

Here. I got burner phones.

I already put our numbers in.

We should turn our real phones off now.

What about Brett's phone?

- Who?
- The security guy.

How do you know his name?

I...

I just named him.

Should I turn off his phone?

No, leave it on for awhile.

It's good if it looks like
he drove around a little more.

I turned it off.

I know, but I still
would like to keep it.

[SIREN WHOOPS]

♪

Shit.

♪

[MAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

Hi.

- License and registration.
- Yeah.

And your license.

Oh, shit.

I... I think I left my wallet

at my last appointment.

You know, I took it out to
give 'em my... my business card.

Shit, I think I must've left it there.

That's unfortunate, Mister...

Patrick Donnelly.

May I ask why you pulled me over?

Your left brake light is out.

[POLICE RADIO CHATTER]

Yes.

[CELLPHONE VIBRATES, CHIMES]

_

"I'll handle it."

I love that he texted you that.

Code for, "I'm going to k*ll her."

- Blam! Right in her face.
- [SIGHS]

I mean, that is literally his job.

- He's not gonna k*ll her.
- You're right.

He's got so much on his
plate cleaning up your mess,

he probably doesn't wanna
make one of his own.

Why do you sound like that now?

- Like what?
- Like a douchebag.

Well, maybe I was a douchebag.

You had your wife in
your phone as "Honey."

Maybe that's the name of
the stripper I live with.

Honey is a great stripper name.

Or maybe it is my wife.

And maybe I cheat on her

or I smack her around.

- Not anymore.
- Right. Thanks to you.

- It was an accident.
- "It was an accident."

"It's because of my mom."

"Oh, no, it's because of Sean."

"It's how I was raised."

- "It because of the system!"
- Shut up.

Isn't it time for you to admit

that your bullshit
drags everyone down?

- You're the worst.
- Yeah. Maybe.

But at least I never m*rder*d anyone.

♪

[CELLPHONE RINGS]

[ RING, BEEP ]

Hi.

One of the brake lights
is out. She let me go.

You should turn his
phone off now. Let's go.

[CELLPHONE CHIMES]

♪

[TURN SIGNAL CLICKING]

♪

This is your chance, dude.

Save Javier by running away from him.

You'll never see him again,

but it is the smart thing to do

because then, he would
never have to see you again.

♪

[CLICKING CONTINUES]

Light's green.

[CLICKING STOPS]

[ENGINE IDLING]

[TIRES PEAL]

[TIRES SCREECHING, ENGINE REVS]

[MAY'S "I COULD HAVE
BEEN SOMEONE" PLAYING]

♪

♪ Lord, his love was like a razor ♪

[TIRES SCREECHING, HORN BLARES]

♪ Cutting up my perfect mind ♪

♪ God, I paid a price ♪

♪ I could have been with someone else ♪

[CELLPHONE RINGING]

♪ I could have been someone ♪

♪ If it wasn't for you ♪

♪ And all they put you through ♪

♪ I wouldn't be fighting for ♪

[TIRES SCREECH, CRASH]

[UNBUCKLES SEAT BELT]

♪

- Letty...
- Just wait.

MAN: [SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

- LETTY: Are you okay?
- MAN: Are you hurt?

No, I'm fine. You
didn't do anything wrong.

- [SIGHS]
- There's $ , there, at least.

I'm... I'm sorry I got in your way.

I hit you!

♪

♪

[TIRES SCREECH]

Letty!

- Let me go.
- What are you doing?

- [VOICE BREAKS] Let me go.
- What are you doing?

- I make it worse for you!
- Make what worse?

Life! [CRIES]

I am always the problem. Why
do you wanna be around me?

Yes, you're a problem,
but so is everyone.

Just let me leave you.

No. We have done that.

And you always come back,
and I always come back.

And we don't have time for
all the steps right now.

[SIGHS DEEPLY]

[SIGHS HEAVILY]

Come on.

♪

♪

We don't have a way to get back now.

We'll figure it out. Right?

I miss my phone.

I know.

[FLY BUZZING]

His name wasn't Brett.

His name was Patrick Donnelly.

I know.

I had to tell that
cop who pulled me over

that I was Patrick Donnelly.

[BUZZING CONTINUES]

She believed me.

Why did you wave?

'Cause that's what they do.

It's like, "Hey, bro, we
work for the same company."

You're not a bro. You're in
the passenger seat. Just...

Don't draw attention.

WOMAN ON RADIO: Donnelly , you there?

Shit.

What?

He has another appointment at...

minutes ago.

Donnelly .

[LIGHTER CLICKING]

[EXHALES SLOWLY]

[IRISH ACCENT] They are lookin' for me now.

[WHISPERS] Oh, god.

Could I bum a f*g?

♪

[LIGHTER CLICKING]

[EXHALES SLOWLY]

Why did you tell me your name was Brett?

I don't know. But now that
you know I'm Patrick Donnelly,

you've turned me into a stereotype.

I sound like a bloody leprechaun.

[IRISH FOLK MUSIC PLAYING]

They're not gonna find you.

Yeah, they will, when they find you.

You came on the wrong day, you know.

Oh, you're gonna try to
blame this on me, are ya?

- You're a real piece of work.
- So stop hanging out with me.

You think that's up to you?

I don't know which version
of "A Christmas Carol"

you're familiar with, but
the ghosts are in charge.

You're not a ghost,

and I'm not gonna let some
leprechaun ruin my life.

We should stop and get
that brake light fixed

so we don't get pulled over again.

No, we're not stopping.
We're just getting rid of you.

WOMAN: Donnelly . Donnelly , come in.

PATRICK: We should stop and
get that brake light fixed

so we don't get pulled over again.

You just said that.

- What?
- We should get it fixed.

Don't stop driving.

Let's just get rid of him. Them.

♪

You know "A Christmas Carol"?

I know a lot of Christmas carols.

No, I mean the book.

Or the movie or whatever.
"A Christmas Carol."

Oh, yeah. Sure. Yeah, the, uh, ghosts.

Right.

Would you say that the
ghosts are in charge?

WOMAN: Donnelly , we've
been trying your cellphone.

You didn't show up for
your last appointment.

- Need your .
- [STATIC CRACKLES]

MAN: Yeah, this is .

I saw van just outside of Vidalia.

Dude had a girl in the passenger seat.

She was hot.

MAN: Donnelly, I don't know
why you're up in Vidalia

or why you're cheatin' on Melissa,

but you'd better turn around

because if you don't bring my van back

before the end of the day,

I'm calling the police
and reporting it stolen.

[HAMMER THUDS]

[BREATHING DEEPLY]

So I k*lled the guy
and I made it look like

he was cheating on his wife.

[BREATHING DEEPLY]

Wait, that's a motive.

The guy was cheating and he
ran away to start a new life.

Or... k*lled himself or something.

If the police ever get involved,

that's the first thing they'll think.

♪

[WHISPERS] I never cheated on my wife.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[ENGINE TURNS OFF]

How many miles was
that from the main road?

, .

That's a long way to walk back.

If you hadn't driven away...

[VAN DOOR CLOSES]

[RAMP WHIRRING]

[WHIRRING STOPS]

[NEWSPAPERS RUSTLING]

What are you doing?

I have to set up the bodies to burn.

You didn't bring lighter fluid?

That will only burn their skin away,

and then the fire will go out.

[SIGHS]

Okay.

I need your, uh, lighter.

[LIGHTER CLICKING]

♪

S-smack it upside down.

[CLICKING CONTINUES]

Just give it to me.

♪

[CLICKING CONTINUES]

f*ck! [INHALES SHARPLY]

Maybe the van has one of
those push... lighter things.

Nope.

The hole is there for thing,
but the thing isn't there.

[SIGHS] Maybe he has flares.

Yes.

No flares.

Of course. I told you. The universe.

♪

[LIGHTER CLICKS

[SIGHS]

JAVIER: Teo was always
gonna make it difficult.

Up until the very end.

Even in death, still a total d*ck.

Thank you for k*lling him.

You're welcome.

He smokes.

What?

Teo. He smoked.

[FLIES BUZZING]

- [CLICK]
- [SIGHS]

Let's make them go away now.

♪ Let's take a little drive ♪

♪ To the hills of Ojai ♪

How many people have you k*lled?

[FLAMES CRACKLING]

Why?

I just wanna know.

More than ?

♪

More than ?

I don't know.

Yes, you do. You keep
track of everything.

But I'm not gonna tell you.

♪ So tell your troubles all goodbye ♪

Well, I've k*lled two.

♪ Up in old Ojai ♪

[VOICE BREAKS] I mean, so I
stole some shoes and did some dr*gs.

Big deal.

I mean, compared to...

I really wasn't that bad.

I never thought you were.

And I still don't.

I do.

♪

I am sorry.

♪ Up in old Ojai ♪

At least it's over now.

No, it's not.

Yes, it is.

We can go home now.

No.

I'm never going back there.

♪

Police are not looking
for us. The house is clean.

Because we mopped up blood
and burned the bodies,

the house is clean?

Yeah.

We will be fine. The
cleanup was flawless.

Stop saying the house is clean!

It will never be clean,

not to me.

Okay.

Okay. We don't have to go back there.

Ever.

Thank you.

We have no money, though.

Every penny went into the house.

So? I'll sell it.

You can't sell it that
fast. Way too suspicious.

- Maybe in a year or two.
- This is insane.

- I know.
- No, I mean, I'm not walking miles.

- Well, we have to.
- No, we don't.

- You're not calling anyone.
- Obviously, I am.

I'm calling Christian.

LETTY: That house isn't us.

We could never be the people
who live in that house.

[INSECTS CHIRPING]

[EXHALES SHARPLY] I thought we could.

I know.

It was nice.

But three people were k*lled in it

within how many days of you moving in?

Four.

So, yeah,

we're not the people
who live in that house.

Who are we, then?

I think we're hotel people.

JAVIER: Look who he brought.

[ENGINE IDLING]

Well, if it isn't
Bonnie and Mexican Clyde.

Thanks for picking us up.

You're lucky we brought the Sprinter

as opposed to Christian's Ford Fiesta

or you'd be stuck out here in
East Bum... forever. Hop in.

[DOOR SLIDES OPEN, CLOSED]

CHRISTIAN: What are
you guys doing out here?

Javier wanted to go hiking.

Yeah, there were supposed
to be some nice, uh,

- waterfalls out here.
- Blah, blah, blah.

Look, I don't care what
brought you two out here.

I don't care if you
were burying dead bodies.

I don't give a shit

because I am no longer
Agent Rhonda Lashever.

Well, who are you?

Just Rhonda.

Rhonda Lashever-Woodhill.

- You quit the FBI?
- Retired.

Early, thanks to you two.

Congratulations.

- Thanks, dude.
- [CHRISTIAN CHUCKLES]

Where to? Need an address for the Nav.

Uh, the same house I
dropped Letty off at, right?

Actually, we need to
stop somewhere else first.

Here. I'll... I'll type it in.

♪

CHRISTIAN: "Letty was done
looking over her shoulder.

"All that ugliness and
pain could fade away

- into oblivion now."
- Ha!

Barnes & Noble's gonna put
it in the fantasy section.

"It was time to change paths.

She was going to settle down, get a job,

but she had to start somewhere.

A sign came into view.

It said 'East Carolina University.'

Letty drove through campus,

eyeing the students from
behind her sunglasses.

She parked in front

of the first brick building she saw.

Inside, a tiny woman sat
at a large mahogany desk.

'Excuse me, ' Letty
asked. 'How do I enroll?'"

The end.

You really want my opinion?

Of course, yes.

Letty would never do that.

But it was really good up until the end.

♪

[TIRES SQUEAL]

From East Bum f*ck to West Bum f*ck.

- You two are really killin' it.
- Thanks.

I don't want you to have
to keep picking me up.

Never a problem.

Well, it is, but okay.

[VAN DOOR CLOSES]

I'll call you when I have
an idea for a better ending.

Okay.

♪

- So where are we?
- [SIGHS DEEPLY]

Our new car.

Called in a favor from a
friend at the scrap yard.

You know, the place
where we burned the Tesla.

Oh. Ricardo.

- [CAR BEEPS]
- Good memory.

It's also where you told
me I didn't have a home.

Well, I tried.

[CAR DOOR OPENS]

- You did.
- [CAR DOOR CLOSES]

[SEAT BELT CLICKS]

[SIGHS DEEPLY]

We have to disappear.

Disappearing is expensive.

No. Not that.

Not right now.

What then?

Where did you put Teo's cocaine?

♪

♪

[POLICE RADIO CHATTER]

I hope that's not where
you put the cocaine.

It's not, but we should leave.

Why? We're just here
to pick something up

from your storage unit.

What's wrong with that?

[SIGHS]

WOMAN: Excuse me.

Can I help you?

We just need to pick something
up from our storage unit,

number .

Is everything all right?

What number did you say yours is again?

. That one right there.

♪

All right, go ahead.

Thank you.

[SIREN WAILS]

[POLICE RADIO CHATTER]

[SIGHS] Be right back.

[CAR CHIMES]

[CAR CHIMES]

[ENGINE TURNS OFF]

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]

[DOOR CLOSES]

MAN: Evenin'.

Oh! Sorry. I...

We're just picking something up.

You okay?

Yeah. I'm good.

What happened over there?

Husband and wife. Brutal m*rder.

Jesus.

You must need something
really bad to hit up

your storage unit at
: in the morning.

Yeah.

We just finished building a house.

We're moving in tomorrow.

All of my clothes are in there, so...

Just couldn't wait till morning, huh?

We've been staying in
a hotel for two weeks,

but my husband thought it would
be a good idea to go camping

on our last night as
some sort of "thing."

Well, it wasn't a good
idea. It was a shit show.

Where's all your camping stuff?

Exactly. And I have
no clean clothes left.

So now he's getting my clothes

so he doesn't have to sleep on
the hotel room floor tonight.

And that's why we're here
at : in the morning.

Good luck with everything over there.

♪

Two people were k*lled in there.

I know. That is how
I paid for your house.

[ENGINE STARTS]

So where do you wanna go?

[WILLA'S "SWAN" PLAYING]

♪ I'm not in love ♪

♪ Don't have the touch ♪

♪ Don't have the time to bend ♪

♪ Another little church
boy's mind again ♪

♪ Mm, mm, mm ♪

It's so hot here.

♪ Mm, mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm ♪

At least it's a dry heat.

♪ Mm, mm, mm ♪

How fast do you think
we can sell the cocaine?

In L.A.?

♪ I'm not the girl you want ♪

Very fast.

♪ I'm not the debutante ♪

♪ I'm not a swan, I'm not a swan ♪

Plus they have In-N-Out.

♪ Pretty in a pond ♪

♪ Mm, mm, mm ♪

♪ Mm, mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm ♪