11x01 - Boom Boom Pow

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Radio announcer: All right, it's spring break, kids!

And just because you can't get to the beach does not mean you have to spend it home alone!

♪

Radio DJ: It's about fun, it's about flings, and we've got the perfect thing to get you started!

I've got six Keke Palmer concert tickets for the first freestyler that can raise our temperatures up here!

Hold this.

What're you doing?

Do you want those tickets or not?

Drew and Dave: Oh!

KC: Oh yeah, Bianca!

Drew: Yeah!

Woo!

(Crowd cheers and whistles)

♪

(Crowd cheers wildly)

Drew: Woo!

(Crowd cheers and claps loudly)

(Dave and drew holler)

Bianca: Two for you,

two for you, and---Two for us!

Sweet! - So how are we going to celebrate my big win?

By getting me home before curfew.

You have curfew on spring break?!

Only two more weeks!

Anson: Looking good, b!

Looking real good.

Sorry, can't talk right now!

Hey, don't be a stranger!

(Sighs angrily)

He's a friend of yours?

Bianca: Anson? No.

He's just a thug I used to hang out with.

Wish we didn't have to say goodbye.

Maybe we don't.

(Drew and Bianca moan passionately)

(Kissing)

(Laughs)

Wow! It's AM.

I should go.

Wait.

Open it.

It's for our two month.

If you hate it, I'll-

I don't!

I love it.

They engraved it for free.

Bianca l. Desousa.

Audra:

Drew? Are you up?

Oh my God!

My mom!

Get up!

(Unclear whisper)

Ow!

I heard voices.

Must've been the TV.

I just turned it off.

Tell your friend to go home, and then we'll talk.

And make sure she doesn't forget this.

(Bianca squeaks)

(Door slams)

Fiona: Thank you, I'll be right down.

Bon voyage!

Here, a parting gift.

SPF .

I'll wear it proudly.

(Both laugh)

Only six hours till long walks on the beach, and unlimited strawberry daiquiris.

Virgin, of course.

Oh, so somebody's hoping for a spring fling.

Her name is Tara, or Tisha.

Maybe Hilary.

She goes to a small liberal arts college, and we'll meet when the spa double books us for pedicures.

She'll let me have it.

Of course.

And then once my nails are perfectly polished, we'll stroll down to a secluded cove and that's where we'll share our first kiss.

Holly J: So you're just gonna wing it?

(Laughs)

You are not going to like this.

Fiona: What?

The spa's all booked?

Mrs. Coyne: A volcano erupted in St. Kitts!

All flights in and out of the Caribbean have been cancelled!

(Sighs heavily)

So what am I supposed to do for seven days?

Holly J: Ooh! I'm taking an art class.

You should come!

And spend spring break staring at a bowl of fruit?

(Sighs dramatically)

k*ll me now.

(Sighs)

(Paint rollers rasp)

(Alli sighs happily)

Mom and dad'll love it.

Fresh new walls just in time for spring, and we did it!

Yeah, well, I did it while other guys are out having fun with their girlfriends.

(Sighs)

(Strums melancholy chord)

Okay, I know you're still down about Holly J, but your guitar moping is like harshing my spring break high!

Fine, I'll take it upstairs then.

No! What you need to do is go outside, and soak up some vitamin D!

(Sighs mournfully)

It's so bright outside though.

Come on, emo boy!

You are gonna have fun this spring break, whether you like it or not!

Come on!

Dave: Ten bucks an hour to teach little ten-year-olds how to dribble.

This is the best spring break job ever!

KC: With the extra money I can buy baby Guthrie something special.

You guys wanna see pictures?

(Phone beeps)

Oh yeah, she looks like Jenna.

Well, she's a he.

Uh--- He looks like you, too!

Dave: Okay, so, enough baby talk!

What did y'all get up to last night?

Okay, last night, me and Bianca were right in the middle of---

Dave: (Clears throat)

Drew: So we were making---

Dave: Making a sandwich.

Yes.

A pretty awesome sandwich, when my mom walked in.

Dave and KC: Oh!

(Laughs)

Dave: Grounded?

Drew: A month.

So, are you gonna sell your concert tickets?

Nah.

Bianca's going without me.

Have you seen your girlfriend?

(Laughs)

All right, guys, hey, let's go.

(Basketballs bounce)

(Church bells ring)

Yeah, these are great.

Let's go home.

Alli: Sav!

You already own a pair like that.

Yeah, so why mess with what works?

Because sometimes when you take a risk, good things can happen.

Well, Alli, when a girl rips your heart out, and throws it on the ground, and steps on it a little bit, it's hard to pretend to just get over something like that.

You got your heart broken?

(Sighs)

Yeah, sort of.

I'm sorry to hear.

Thanks.

Uh---I'm Sav.

Keyana.

Is this what you do on spring break?

Sunglasses shopping?

Sav: I-I was working on a song, but uh--- my sister forced me out.

Bodyguard: Keyana!

We gotta roll!

Sav: Jeez, daddy's gotta go when daddy's gotta go, right?

Uh, hey, are--- a-are you free tonight?

I'm working at the sound garage.

Oh yeah, the-the sound garage.

Yeah, I love seeing shows there.

Wh-who's playing?

Bodyguard: Keyana!

I'll leave your name at the door.

Cool!

(Keyana laughs)

(Laughs)

All right, here you go.

Okay, that was a good try, but---

when you sh**t, you wanna keep your hand--- in the cookie jar.

Wow.

It's for the concert.

You like?

You know what?

I-I was thinking.

Maybe you don't wanna go to the concert dressed like that.

You might attract too much attention.

You are too cute when you're jealous.

(Laughs)

We need to motor if we want to meet the girls in time.

You're still going?

I'll call you when I get home.

And don't worry, I won't flirt--- much.

Holly J: Look, just trust me, art class will be so fun!

Fiona: I'm signing up, though I still don't know why you did!

Holly J: My CV is lacking in the visual arts, my doctor says it's relaxing, and there might be cute guys!

Or girls.

Fiona: Holly J, I've accepted my dream of a spring fling is officially--- dead.

Well, she looks very much alive.

Maybe you should go introduce yourself

and say hello, my name's Fiona.

I like girls.

How about you?

Well, you might want to work up to that.

Hey.

Hi.

Did I steal your sketch pad?

It's all yours.

See?

I'm such a newb.

Holly J: Oh, come on, "did I steal your sketch pad?"

That is classic pick-up line!

Art teacher: Class,

I'd like to introduce you to today's subject.

Meet Charlie.

And it looks like you'll have something to talk about.

(Groans)

(Sighs nervously)

(Sighs)

I said no, Drew!

Drew: But everyone is going to be at the show!

And did everyone sneak a girl in past curfew?

Weren't you ever sixteen?

Yeah, what if I don't go to the show and---and she meets someone else?

How well do you know this girl?

Her name is Bianca!

The girl who wouldn't dance with your brother in ballroom class?!

No, that was a misunderstanding.

She's a good person, mom!

Well, then you have nothing to worry about.

Don't stay up too late.

(Frustrated groan)

Who's a good person?

Never mind.

Okay, well as long as you're grounded, do you wanna fire up the X-Box?

I'm going out.

I can't get any more grounded.

(Whispers)

Actually, you can!

(Sighs)

KC: Ready?

Bianca: Where are the girls?

KC: Inside.

Bianca: Let's get in there!

(Bass heavy dance music plays)

(Concert goers chatter)

Alli: Free tickets to the Keke Palmer concert?

Sav, you have got to lock this girl down.

What's her name again?

Keyana.

She said she was working, I don't know where she is.

Who cares?

The concert's about to start!

(Fans cheer and clap)

♪

Keke: ♪ ooh ooh ♪
♪ right now ♪
♪ I need to break down ♪
♪ could you feel it too ♪

Woo!

♪ What if I was you? ♪
♪ I got one life ♪

Alli! Alli!

Alli.

That's her.

That's Keyana!

No---

That was Keke Palmer!

♪ I wanna live it up ♪

(Squeals)

♪ I need to live it up ♪
♪ until the walls come tumbling down ♪
♪ until the walls come tumbling down ♪
♪ so, DJ, turn it up--- ♪

Anson: Hey, B!

What a coink-I-dink!

Are you stalking me?

I'm a big Keke fan.

You know, I thought about you lots when I was locked up.

We used to have so much fun.

Anson, don't.

Whoa.

Too good for me now?

I have a life.

A boyfriend.

Who?

That kid I saw you with?

His name's Drew.

No, he seemed like a nice guy.

I bet people would be real torn up, you know, if he got hurt.

You thirsty?

Yeah. Sure.

Good.

Let me buy you a drink.

♪ So, DJ, turn it up ♪
♪ and are the speakers on? ♪

♪ until the walls come tumbling down ♪

Fiona: How do I even know if she's gay?

Holly J: Talk to her.

I'm sure you have some special lesbian-dar thing.

(Fiona sighs)

Oh! I can't!

Deep breath.

Okay, move your lips, words will come out.

Go!

(Sighs nervously)

(Nervous breath)

So, were you inspired to sketch?

Oh, not really.

Oh, model sucked.

I hate when that happens.

Oh no, the model was great.

You were great.

(Laughs shyly)

Cute scooter.

Mmm. It gets me around.

You like?

I love.

Oh, awesome.

Don't tell me you have one too?

Me?

Oh, yeah.

I have scooters--- That's plural.

More than one.

Wow! Another fanatic.

We should go riding together sometime.

We should?

Yeah! It'd be fun.

Um---What are you doing tomorrow after class?

Riding scooters with you?

Charlie: Sounds great!

(Engine starts)

(Scooter revs and buzzes away)

Holly J: How'd it go?

We need to go shopping.

Holly J: Accessories?

Kinda.

Keke: So you think you can just call me like this?

No, not me.

♪

♪ yeah, yeah ♪
♪ nah-ah-ah-ah nah ♪
♪ yeah ♪

I can't believe that that is the girl that I met while shopping for sunglasses!

Well, believe it!

And when you two get together, maybe Keke can introduce me to Taylor Lautner!

No, no, no, too Drew-like.

Maybe Justin Bieber!

No---

No, Alli, that's never

gonna happen!

Sh-she's a rock star.

♪ So I went through your phone just to see who picked up ♪

♪ but it won't be me ♪

A rock star who wants you up on stage!

Just go!

(Squeals excitedly)

(Screams and claps)

♪ I forgot all about you ♪

♪ why you all on me ♪

♪ you should really go back to her ♪
♪ 'cause right now you working on my nerve ♪

(Crowd cheers wildly)

♪ 'Cause I'm not gonna be ♪

♪ not, not gonna be the one you call ♪

Whoo! Yeah!

♪ So you don't listen ♪
♪ did you not get the hint ♪
♪ when I said I'm not interested ♪
♪ with me your time's run out ♪
♪ don't you think you should give up now ♪
♪ who are you kiddin'? ♪

Oh, man!

Sav is so lucky!

But---Not as lucky as me.

Hey, didn't you guys just have a baby?

KC: Yeah.

My mom had the night off.

Best grandma ever!

Yeah, I'll be lucky if I can stay awake for another hour!

(All laugh)

♪ Why you all on me? ♪
♪ why you call? ♪
♪ you should really go back to her ♪

This is so crazy---

This is so crazy!

Drew: Hey, guys!

All: Hey!

Dave: Look what the cat dragged in.

Your mom let you out?

Uh, not exactly.

Where's B?

Haven't seen her in a while.

Keke:

♪ but what gives you the right ♪
♪ to think that I'm gonna wait up ♪

♪ don't you see that you're playing yourself ♪

Hey, uh, B, I'm at the show and I was hoping that you're still---

Here.

You're unbelievable, you know that?

Oh my God!

What are you doing here?

I sneak out to find you here with another guy!

Did you plan this, did you tell him to meet you here?

Of course not!

Oh, so it's just one big coincidence?!

We used to date, okay?

He's stalking me.

There's nothing I could do about it!

Then come with me!

He's dangerous, Drew!

He's in a g*ng, he threatened to hurt you!

What's he gonna do?

sh**t me?

You know, I thought you'd changed.

Drew, stop!

I bet you've been hooking up with him the entire time we've been together.

Pretty much!

Keke: ♪ no it won't be me ♪

♪ 'cause you missed out on a good one ♪

♪ now you're feelin'

lonely--- ♪

(Sighs heavily)

Okay, thank you.

(Phone beeps)

Argh!

Apparently there's no way I can learn to ride a scooter by tomorrow!

It's baby blue.

How hard could it be?

Fiona: Before you can even get on a scooter, you need a learner's permit and a licence.

And there's no way you can get all that by tomorrow afternoon?

So I'm told.

I guess there's only one thing to do.

Holly J: Tell Charlie the truth?

Fiona: And let her know I'm an inexperienced dork

who can't talk to a girl without turning pathological?

You're not gonna cancel.

Is "plumbing emergency"

a viable excuse nowadays?

(Dance music plays)

I'm off.

You find Bianca?

Yeah, with another guy, some ex.

She made up some crap about him being in a g*ng.

Not everyone lives in a nice house off the park, Drew!

There were tons of guys in the group home mixed up with stuff like that.

It's not easy to get out!

You think she's telling the truth?

Has she ever lied to you before?

No.

She could be in trouble.

(Cars rumble)

(Phone buttons click)

(Sighs heavily)

(Buttons beep)

(Sighs heavily)

You're not hiding from me, are you?

(Bianca sighs)

I need to get home.

Curfew.

Oh, come on, we both know that's not true.

(Cries out)

(Whimpers fearfully)

Don't worry, okay?

I won't make you do anything you haven't done before.

(Sirens wail)

Oh, come on.

Pick up!

Pick up, pick up!

(Phone rings)

Damn it!

(Frustrated sigh)

Ahhhhh!

Let go of me!

(Screaming)

Shh! Shh! Shh!

Help me!

(Panicked screaming)

Anson: Shh! Shh! Shh!

(Muffled screaming)

Help me!

(Muffled screams)

(Screaming and sobbing)

Drew: Get off her!

Anson: Mind your own business, huh?

(Fighting grunts)

Bianca: (Screaming) Stop it!

Stop!

Get off of him!

Stop!

Ungh!

Bianca: Please!

(Drew groans)

Anson: Get up!

Anson: Get up!

(Bianca screams, brick thunks)

(Panting)

Oh D!

Oh! Are you okay?

Yeah.

Vince: Hey!

Bianca: Let's get out of here!

(Running footsteps thud)

(Bracelet clinks)

Bianca: (Panting)

Oh my God.

This is all my fault.

I'll never doubt you, I'm so sorry.

You fought for me.

(Bianca sobs)