06x15 - Free Falling Part 2

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In Paige’s dorm room

(The fire is being put out by her RA as people watch from the hall.)

Paige: I don’t know what happened. I was studying and then suddenly I’m staring into Dante’s Inferno.

Kevin: This could have been a lot worse.

Paige: Kevin you are my fire-fighting resident’s assistant hero.

Kevin: I’m not gonna find any melted wax in the bottom of this trashcan, am I?

(Paige shuts the door.)

Paige: Um (something?) candle? No of course not. Um my computer, it must have spontaneously combusted.

Kevin: Grab your stuff. You can crash in the common room tonight. You may have to live there for a while.

Paige: I have got to do a, a 20-page essay and, and ace a take-home exam and do a million chapter summaries for 5:00 or I am a big, fat, flunking out loser.

Kevin: They always say everything looks better in the morning.

Paige: Well that’s only true if your entire world hasn’t gone supernova!

Outside Paige’s classroom

(Paige is practicing what she’s gonna say to her professor.)

Paige: I just need a few more days. There was a teensy weensy fire and a big family emergency.

(Her phone rings.)

Paige: Alex?

Alex: Guess who just got her third bio A+ in a row?

Paige: Heather Sinclaire?

Alex: Ouch, but deserved. Any chance a marketing guru can forgive a science geek for being an obnoxious turkey?

Paige: Are you actually apologizing?

Alex: I’m full of surprises and still kind of worried about your whole family dinner flame-out.

Paige: Apology accepted and I could not be more fine, honestly. Last minute is my middle name. But enough about me. Uh go celebrate your scholarness. Any A+ plans?

Alex: Carla’s meeting me at the Dot tonight. Nothing special, but she’s paying!

Paige: Well congrats hon. Uh send her my love, okay?

Alex: Later.

(They hang up and Paige sees Professor James.)

Paige: Professor James.

Professor James: Ms. Michalchuk, finished already? I gave you until 5 today.

Paige: Um actually uh you know how it is. Family weekend, parental drama and a minor dorm room fire type incident. I was hoping for another very small extension. I just wouldn’t want to hand in less than my best.

Professor James: A fire? Do you have the fire marshal’s report?

Paige: No, but I have soot-filled everything as proof. Believe me I wouldn’t make this up. I just thought that maybe under the circumstances…

Professor James: I can’t make last minute exceptions Paige. You understand that I’m sure.

Paige: I guess I have to.

Professor James: Hand in whatever you’ve got. I’ll see you at 5. No excuses.

At Degrassi

Mr. Stone: Impounded! The $60,000 vehicle you snuck out of my garage has been impounded!

Peter: I was on my way home from feeding the homeless, doing a good deed!

Ms. Hatzilakos: I don’t care if you were curing the blind, okay? A suspended licence means no driving, period!

Mr. Stone: Probation officer says if you up the community service, they might reduce the fine.

Peter: Okay fine. I’ll be an angel.

Mr. Stone: Well you make sure that you are. Here!

(He storms out and Ms. Hatzilakos follows him.)

Ms. Hatzilakos: And Troy if you can’t control Peter on the weekends, then I will.

Mr. Stone: Daphne save the principal routine for your delinquent son, okay?

Ms. Hatzilakos: Who’s delinquent? How about the guy who bought his 16 year old son a $60,000 car, huh?

Peter: Guys stop!

Ms. Hatzilakos: Who are you trying to impress?

(They both walk away as Peter and Darcy look at each other.)

In the common room at Paige’s dorm

Paige: Okay one thing at a time.

(She stares at her laptop.)

Kevin: I see your laptop survived. Any chance I could check my blog?

Paige: Uh saving my semester by 5PM is a tad more important than your blog.

Kevin: Right. Stupid question. So uh you almost done?

Paige: Not remotely.

Kevin: Better hurry up. Tick, tock. Tick, tock.

(Paige searches for a college essay online and takes out her credit card.)

At Peter’s locker

(Darcy walks up to him and hands him a card.)

Peter: What’s this?

Darcy: Bus pass. Once I walked all the way home, I kind of cooled down.

Peter: Oh wow. After the cop pulled us over, I didn’t think you’d be speaking to me anymore, let alone buying me gifts.

Darcy: So you forgive me for smothering you with pie?

Peter: It was stupid to drive, but I had to get to the soup kitchen. I couldn’t let the homeless starve.

Darcy: Were your parents mad about the car?

Peter: They’re off the charts. Blame each other for everything. I try to be brave or whatever, but deep down there’s this little sad…

(Peter takes her hand and she pulls it away laughing.)

Peter: Hey how about a nice, long walk in the park after school?

Darcy: Are you asking me out on a date?

Peter: Depends on your answer.

(Darcy walks away.)

Peter: That was a yes, right?

(Darcy smiles and shrugs as she walks away.)

At Banting

Paige: Professor James here it is.

Professor James: 5PM. Right on time.

Paige: Sometimes I work best under pressure.

(She looks it over and sighs.)

Professor James: I have seen this essay four times in the last two years. Most students try to change a sentence or two.

Paige: Professor James, with 300 students these essays must all just start to look the same.

Professor James: Don’t insult me.

Paige: You’re giving me a zero?

Professor James: Or I could talk to the dean who, by the way, has made it his mission to eradicate plagiarism. Your choice.

Paige: My choice? I’m going home to a real school with real friends with flame retardant dorms. I don’t care if I am a stupid Banting girl because I hate Banting!

At a park

(Peter brings Darcy weeds.)

Peter: For you. Not soup kitchen decorations this time.

Darcy: Aw. My favourite weed.

Peter: I thought they were flowers.

(She notices his uniform and pooper scooper.)

Darcy: Uh what’s uh all this?

Peter: Beautiful day for a walk.

Darcy: Wait this is your idea of a date?

Peter: Yeah, it’s community service, but it’s also doing good. Isn’t that how you roll? Oh I meant to ask, do you think you could get the Reverend to sign some forms for last weekend?

Darcy: So that’s what this is? I’m your community service hook-up?

Peter: You’re not, Darce. This is my life. I thought you got that nobody’s perfect.

(She walks away and Peter keeps picking up dog poop.)

At the Dot

Alex: What’s wrong picky? I thought we were celebrating.

Carla: Yeah well aren’t salads supposed to be fresh? This is disgusting.

Alex: Well maybe if you tried red meat, you wouldn’t be so cranky.

Carla: You are unbelievable.

(Paige sits down.)

Paige: Isn’t she? Human trash compactor.

Alex: Either you’re in Toronto midweek or this ain’t root beer.

Paige: Dinner’s on me. Uh okay my mom. To Alex, the newest scholar on Degrassi’s block.

Alex: Did you have three hours to poach my drink?

Carla: Yeah you must have been thirsty.

Paige: I drove three hours for a great reason, but tonight is all about Miss A+, the brightest Nuñez ever.

Carla: Did you know that she turned down Paradiso Bistro to come here.

Paige: I’m not saying she’s perfect.

Alex: Should I leave you two alone?

Paige: Yeah well I want to hear all about a day in the life of an honours grad marathon runner at Toronto U.

Carla: Well it’s not that interesting.

At Alex’s

Alex: Question of the night. Why aren’t you sleeping at Marco’s and Dylan’s?

Paige: Well everyone’s back from the weekend. It’s a full house.

Alex: And why are you in town?

Paige: Because people here don’t ask a million questions.

Alex: Nice try Michalchuk.

Paige: I don’t know. It was so chaotic with all the family and the schoolwork. I was just craving some happy…some you. Hon we’re gonna stay this close forever, right?

Alex: Depends. Are you gonna scream at me from behind any bathroom doors?

Paige: But see I did that and three days later you are making me a couch-bed. I’m crazy and you are so strong.

Alex: Even perfect Banting girls need to let their hair down every once in a while.

Paige: You are the only one who has any idea.

Alex: It’s a school night. I’ll tuck you in.

(Paige kisses Alex.)

Alex: What was that?

Paige: Um good night kiss?

(Alex goes upstairs.)

In the morning, Paige is making breakfast

Alex: Penance waffles?

Paige: With extra “I’m sorry” whip and “I would never intentionally play with your feelings” strawberries.

Alex: My food usually only says “eat me”.

Paige: Well your mom and Chad call them little puffs of heaven.

Alex: And they were made by such an angel. Are we gonna talk about what that little smoochy smooch was all about last night?

Paige: Oh you mean that thing that never happened?

Alex: Okay. You’ve driven here twice this week and for what? To cook a couple meals? Well it seems kind of strange…even for you.

Paige: Okay Veronica Mars. I miss home.

Alex: Okay what’s in these waffles?

Paige: Nothing. I’m just…I’m happy and I have a plan. Is tonight still karaoke night?

Alex: Uh huh.

Paige: Well then round up the troops. I have a feeling I’ll need to celebrate.

Alex: I knew I wasn’t the only reason you came back. Do I even get a hint?

(Paige shrugs and walks out the door smiling.)

At Degrassi

Darcy: Here. The reverend hopes to see you at the next soup kitchen.

Peter: Wait Darcy, I hate soup. I hate dog turds even more, but I like you. I have fun with you.

Darcy: You’re under house arrest. I’ve got Spirit Squad, Friendship Club. Plus I’m still grounded thanks to those web photos. I just don’t see it working. Sorry.

Peter: Wait who’s that guy who works in mysterious ways?

(She walks away smiling.)

At Toronto U’s admissions office

Admissions Clerk: Awesome high school records.

Paige: Well Toronto U accepted me last spring so I was hoping I could transfer.

Admissions Clerk: We need your Banting transcripts.

Paige: Even if I take a different program?

Admissions Clerk: Yeah. Unless you want to reapply for the Fall.

Paige: Next Fall? My mom will die. I’m talking cardiac arrest and then she’s gonna k*ll me from beyond the grave.

Admissions Clerk: Well frosh off and flounder.

Paige: Flounder? No, no, no, no. I can’t flounder. I can’t be this person. Horrible grades, social outcast, gained the freshman fifteen-zillion. In three months Banting has turned me into a, a chunky, essay-flunking pyromaniac!

Admissions Clerk: I’m guessing Banting isn’t the problem. Sorry. Next.

(Paige storms off and is shown crying in her car.)

At Darcy’s

(Peter is outside her window.)

Peter: Psst! Darce it’s me.

Darcy: Peter! What are you doing here?

Peter: I believe the word is romance.

Darcy: You’re gonna get us both in sugar.

Peter: I don’t care. I’ll risk all the sugar in the world. My probation, my house arrest, my parents losing their minds…just for one minute with you.

(Darcy puts a robe on and walks outside.)

Peter: Be careful. I will sing.

Darcy: No! If my dad hears you, I’ll never get to see you.

Peter: So you want to see me?

Darcy: Go home Peter.

At karaoke

Marco: (Singing) I don’t change my mind for anybody. I won’t waste my time on just anybody. I won’t share my life with anyone, but you. With anyone, but you. With anyone, but you!

(Paige walks in.)

Paige: Sorry I’m late. Uh pinchy boots keep it slow.

Marco: Aw it’s like Spinner.

Spinner: Whatever. I’ll take that as a compliment.

Jimmy: So Alex says you’re back in town to celebrate.

Alex: Yeah so what’s the amazing news?

Paige: Um well yours truly just got a huge scholarship to Toronto U. I’m moving home.

Marco: In the middle of a semester?

Paige: Yeah. They made an exception. So are we gonna do this or not?

Marco: You bet.

Spinner: Bust it maestro.

(Paige and Marco start singing horribly.)

Outside, Paige is putting gas in the t*nk

Alex: So when are you gonna tell me why you really left Banting?

Paige: I already told you.

Alex: Yeah big mid-semester scholarship. Thing is you already had one.

Paige: Banting is not what I expected. I mean I am kicking butt, but it’s so lame. There’s no fun times like tonight and definitely no fun people.

Alex: That’s it?

Paige: Banting was great for my mom, but I have connections here.

Alex: Connections? By that you mean?

Paige: My friends, people who think I count for something, cool people.

(Paige spills gas on her shoes.)

Paige: Oh my pinchy boots. Um there should be paper towels in here somewhere. My dad went all boy scout when I got the car.

(Alex sees all of Paige’s papers and tests with failing grades.)

Paige: Did you find anything?

Alex: Yeah. I sure did.

(She hands Paige the paper towels who cleans her boots.)

Paige: Oh ew.

Outside Degrassi

(Peter’s dad is dropping him off.)

Peter: Okay bye dad.

Darcy: Here! It’s a day timer. I wrote down all my free time this week. You do the same and that’s when I’ll see you.

Peter: Cool thanks. Oh so you’re free today after school? I have an hour before I have to report to my probation officer.

Darcy: It’s a date.

Ms. Hatzilakos: Oh. Here you go!

Peter: What’s this?

Ms. Hatzilakos: Directions to a convicted street racers press conference after school. I volunteered you to give an apology.

Peter: Today? You’ve got to be joking.

Ms. Hatzilakos: And if you’re thinking on skipping, don’t. I’ll be there.

(Mr. Stone drives back with Peter’s uniform.)

Mr. Stone: Trash man! Forget something?

Peter: Yeah can’t live without this.

Mr. Stone: Oh and your uncle’s looking forward to some squeaky clean dishes at his restaurant this weekend.

Peter: Yeah and every other weekend. I know.

Mr. Stone: Know another way to make the 5 grand it cost me to get the car out of impound? Maybe your mother will take a cut to her alimony payments.

Ms. Hatzilakos: Love you too.

(She rolls her eyes as Peter’s dad drives off.)

Ms. Hatzilakos: My office. 3:00 sharp.

(She leaves and Peter looks at Darcy.)

Peter: Yeah you were right. This isn’t gonna work.

At the Dot

Paige: Two bedroom on the subway line. $1200. Ouch.

Alex: Two bedroom?

Paige: Isn’t it time you gave your mom and Chad their personal space?

(Alex looks around.)

Paige: Hun you waiting for someone?

Alex: Maybe.

Paige: Who Carla? Look if we move in together, it doesn’t mean…

(She sees her mom.)

Paige: Mom? Hi. What are you doing here?

Mrs. Michalchuk: We need to talk Paige. You have some explaining to do.

Paige: What’s going on?

Mrs. Michalchuk: Alex found some essays, some tests in your car.

Paige: You did this?

Alex: I’ll let you guys talk.

(Alex leaves as Paige gets all upset.)

Outside Ms. Hatzilakos’ office

Darcy: Thought I’d find you here.

Peter: I’m forming a permanent butt groove. Why are you here?

Darcy: Just seeing your parents, the way they fight…it must be horrible to feel like they’re always angry.

Peter: Just not a great example of love, I guess.

Darcy: I know someone who has a lot of love to give.

Peter: Okay no offence, but you better not be talking about Jesus.

(She gives him a look and he takes her hand.)

Peter: Darce I’m gonna be late to pick you up and I’m gonna bail on dates. All the day planners in the world can’t change that, but I’ll never stop thinking about you.

Darcy: I hope not and if you ever hurt me, I’ll tell your mom.

Outside the Dot

(Paige hugs her mom goodbye and walks over to Alex.)

Paige: I can’t believe you told my mother.

Alex: Who else would I tell?

Paige: I don’t know. Nobody?

Alex: You need help Paige and you needed to tell the truth to someone. It was the only way to force it out.

Paige: Well why didn’t you talk to me first?

Alex: Paige you’ve been lying to me ever since you got here and I have no idea why.

(Paige sits down next to her.)

Paige: I’ve always kind of felt like you looked up to me and I want you to be proud of me, but the truth is I’m just a loser.

Alex: And you used me to pull some big crazy scam?

Paige: I’m sorry Alex. I didn’t know who else to turn to.

Alex: The next time you need a safety net, call the fire department.

Paige: Actually they’ll probably be calling me. I kind of b*rned down my dorm room.

Alex: Seriously?

(Paige nods.)

Alex: Wow. When you flame out, you really flame out.

Paige: What am I gonna do?

Alex: That’s the thing missy, what do you want to do?

Scenes for next week

Paige: We are just friends. Friends with a benefits package.

(Paige kisses Spinner.)

Voiceover: Paige has a new dating strategy.

Paige: Cas is the way we rock it.

Voiceover: But casual…

Paige: Hey lets dance.

(Paige and Jesse are shown dancing.)

Voiceover: …turns complicated.

Paige: (Talking to Alex) Spinner is my 7:00 and Jesse’s my 9.

Alex: You uh wanna come to my place when you’re done for a post-game wrap-up?

(Paige puts her arms around Alex.)

Voiceover: Very complicated.