06x01 - Here Comes Your Man

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Transcript by Starsprite22

At a restaurant, Peter and Emma are having lunch with Peter's dad

Emma: I just love it here. I mean the view is amazing.

Mr. Stone: My pleasure. Glad you could help us celebrate Pete's 17. That's an important day. Got to have your friends around.

Peter: Oh dad. The guy made a mistake. That's not your car.

Mr. Stone: You're right son. It's not. Happy birthday.

(He hands Peter the keys to a new car)

Peter: You're kidding!

Mr. Stone: Nope. Now I know your birthday's not for two days. Here, here, here. But I wanted you to have it for the first day of school.

(Peter hugs his dad excitedly)

Mr. Stone: You're welcome. Here let's take it for a spin.

(Peter's driving the car with Emma in the passenger seat )

Peter: I can't believe this car is mine. I'm the luckiest guy in the world.

(Peter and Emma kiss as Jay and Sean walk over)

Sean: Emma?

Emma: Sean? What are you doing here?

Sean: I moved back. I'm with Jay now.

Jay: Easy Brokeback Mountain. He means he's sleeping on my couch.

(Peter makes a coughing sound)

Emma: Oh Peter, this is Sean. Sean this is Peter, my boyfriend.

Sean: Oh. How's it going man?

Peter: So you're the Sean?

Sean: Guess so.

(Peter puts his arm around Emma)

Sean: Well see you guys at school tomorrow.

Emma: You're back at Degrassi?

Outside Degrassi, Toby, Liberty and JT are walking up to the school

JT: Well here we are. The first day of our last year. Thank Jehovah.

Liberty: The year that'll be the crowning achievement of my academic career.

Toby: I think I hear someone's valedictorian speech coming on.

(They walk past Jimmy and Spinner)

Jimmy. Check out our new classmates. Serious mathletes.

Spinner: Yeah. Good thing though 'cause with Marco gone, I gotta copy my tests off someone.

(Ashley walks over)

Jimmy: Looking fine Ms. Kerwin.

Ashley: Well you know somebody's got to make up for Spinner.

(Ashley playfully hits Spinner with her bag when he sees Darcy walking over)

Spinner: Hi queen bee. Spare some honey?

Darcy: For my king? Anytime.

(Darcy kisses Spinner on the cheek)

Darcy: After being away at bible camp the whole summer I'm so over it. Ready to take this place over, Spin?

Spinner: Ready as I'll never be.

In the parking lot, Peter is showing off his new car

Peter: Yo dudes, check out my whip!

Random guy: Yeah whatever.

Peter: I mean my car. Pretty fly huh?

(Some guys walk by laughing at him)

Peter: Ah thought a new ride would give me some props around here.

Manny: Maybe if you didn't say props. Kidding. I'm gonna go say hi to Sean's biceps.

Peter: Check out Mr. Stud. Degrassi's big-time heartthrob.

Emma: Please. Sean's got a tire iron for a brain.

Peter: Yeah well girls like biceps, not brains. You should know. You dated him for years.

Emma: Well I couldn't care less now. Not when I've got brains, biceps, beauty and a hot car all rolled up in one.

(They kiss)

Emma: I made you an early birthday present.

(Emma gives Peter a toque that she knitted)

Peter: You made this for me?

Emma: Uh huh.

Peter: Thanks. I don't know what to say.

Emma: Oh that I'm gorgeous, perfect and you'll love me forever.

Peter: Yes, yes and yes.

In Mr. Simpson's class

Mr. Simpson: Well as I live and breathe, Sean Cameron.

Sean: Mr. Simpson, it's really good to see you man.

(Manny goes over to Emma who's looking up Degrassi's social event planner online)

Manny: Social event planner. What happened to the real Emma Nelson?

Emma: She's thinking of the real Peter Stone. You know how hard it is for Peter to make friends, so I figured if he got more involved it would be easier.

(Manny is staring at Sean who is talking to Spinner)

Emma: You're so not listening to me.

Manny: Sean Cameron, bench-press has been so, so good to you.

Emma: I'm gonna tell Craig you said that.

Manny: Feel free if you can ever get him on the phone.

Mr. Simpson: Alright! Let me start off by saying welcome to the 12th grade. This is the start of the most important year for you guys in your high school lives.

(Emma and Sean stare at each other from across the room)

At Marco and Dylan's new apartment

Marco: What do you think about Medieval Lit: Monsters in the Mist?

Ellie: Mm no. Let's not take any courses where they make us read Beowulf. Ooh hockey art. Dylan's I presume?

Marco: Yup. You know if you moved in we could out vote him on matters of d飯r.

Dylan: I heard that!

Ellie: And when it comes to matters of leaving the toilet seat up, thank you no. Residence waiting shall remain my friend.

Paige: Okay I know Marco likes four sugars and Ellie takes her coffee black, like her soul.

Ellie: How I'll miss your cutting jibes when you leave for Banting, Paige. Not that I'm counting the days, but when?

Paige: Can you count to two? And to think that no one has thought of throwing me a going away party. Hint. Hint. Double hint.

Dylan: Uh Marco someone's supposed to be moving in here in two days. Hint, double hint.

Ellie: Funny 'cause someone's also supposed to be deciding on university courses with me.

Marco: Okay mom, dad, relax. I'm all over it, okay?

(He takes a sip of the coffee Paige hands him and makes a face)

Marco: Sweet mother Mary, this is mud!

Paige: Yeah your new roomie is java-ly challenged. Have a cookie.

Outside the school, Manny and Sean are talking while Peter and Emma are working on his car

Manny: She's pretty gorgeous, huh?

Sean: Yeah she is.

(Manny smacks Sean's arm)

Sean: Ow.

Manny: Don't even think about it. Emma's finally in a good place and she doesn't need you ruining it.

Sean: I wasn't planning on it.

Manny: I'm serious. Last year was non-stop Emma-drama-rama. This year she needs to be 100% stress free. Got it?

Sean: Yeah I got it.

(Emma and Peter are arguing about his car parts)

Emma: It doesn't fit.

Peter: Yeah, but it has to!

Sean: Woah! Hey Peter. Hold on a sec. What are you doing? You can't force the filter in like that. You'll never get a proper seal. Just trust me. This is what I do.

Peter: I was just trying to make it go faster.

Emma: It's already pretty fast. How much faster do you want?

Peter: As fast as humanly possibly.

Sean: You know if you want I can hook you up with real mods.

Peter: Yeah that'd be alright.

Sean: Yeah? Sweet. Alright well it all starts with more fuel. Once we do that, we can up your boost. This is what you need. Now I have to head to Woodbridge so meet me later.

Peter: Out where the street races are.

Emma: The illegal street races. Emphasis on illegal.

Sean: Come on. It's just a little fun. What you got against that?

Emma: Nothing. I'm all about fun. I love fun. In fact, if fun were people, I would be China.

Sean: Okay.

At Woodbridge, a bunch of people are hanging out when Peter, Emma and Manny drive up

Jay: Poindexter's in his daddy's car and he's waving at us. Explain.

Sean: That's Peter, Emma's boyfriend. That's not his dad's car, that's his. We're gonna mod it.

Jay: What? Why? Why would we do that?

Alex: What's that phrase, keep your friends close, your enemies closer?

Sean: Whatever Alex.

Jay: Oh lord forgive my sinful thoughts.

Sean: Hey Emma's my friend, alright? And you're gonna stay clear of her. Got it?

Peter: Hey. I got the part. Hope it fits.

Sean: Looks good. Let's try it out.

(Sean and Peter keep talking about cars as Emma shakes her head)

At a coffee shop, Marco and Ellie are sitting there

Spinner: Ah picking university courses. Must be nice.

Ellie: Don't get too excited. Falcult?

Marco: Foucault.

Ellie: Foucault and Postmodernist Marxist Theory. What does that even mean?

Spinner: Do not ask me.

(Paige rushes in and Spinner gives her an awkward smile as he walks away)

Paige: Marco! Party ideas por vous.

Marco: Uh Paige I do have a few things I'm trying to juggle here.

Paige: I know silly, which is why I did some pre-selecting por vous. Hence the uh panoply of pretty, sticky flags.

Marco: You're going to Banting, not to w*r.

Paige: Sue me for wanting to get everyone together one last time.

Marco: What do you mean one last time?

Paige: Um you, me, Ellie, we're all starting new lives. Who knows? We need one last goodbye hurrah.

Marco: Okay. Okay so I'll then prepare thyself for the most rockingest bon voyage party in history.